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====== Feeding some mango to Puff ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/OGB0OeHPeE0|Feeding some mango to Puff]]

===== Transcript =====

Oh shit, YouTube, look at that. Puffers has got some snackage action. He's got a juicy fresh mango. I peeled all the skin off. And I put it in there and I sprinkled a little bit of calcium powder on top, even though he spread it all over his cage. I gave him just a tiniest of sprinkles of calcium powder on his lettuce and his mango and then I covered it as you can see in delicious delicious crickets. I might give him a little bit more cricket action just to uh... Yeah. That's going to be one happy bearded dragon. Do you know that, uh, my bearded dragon's a ventriloquist? Hey Puff, what are you gonna ask for to get the trolls? Hey man, fuck your YouTube trolls. I think you're an awesome dude, and that mango looks delicious. And you put crickets on top. You're the best lizard owner ever. Hey, YouTube Trolls, you can suck my lizard cock. Yeah, I want you to eat my lizard shit, Trolls. Will I eat your mom out? num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num.. Puff. Yeah, fuck the trolls. They're all a bunch of assholes. Can you believe that? YouTube is a ventriloquist. I taught my, uh, bearded dragon to be a my fans sent me in the care package. Grasshoppers I mean, they're grasshoppers not crickets, my bad, but same fucking thing. Yeah. Beards can eat grasshoppers and crickets. Yes they can. There we go. That's enough grasshoppers for him. a big old feast right there for him. These grasshoppers are for like you know your reptiles and such. It's the same brand or similar can that makes them made of the silk worms. So, uh, oh yeah, maybe put a couple of meal worms on there. Give them some variety. Yeah. He's already got plenty of bugs in his Inclosure already, but one more beep there we go Yeah, he's already got a tray full of silk worms over here that he's still working on So this will get him through for a hot minute A hot minute. But yeah, there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my Bearded Dragon. It's got grasshoppers, some mealworms, some lettuce, a whole huge-ass mango that's been de-skinned, covered in a pinch of calcium powder, some of those cricket or grasshoppers or whatever they're called. He's a happy lizard too I can tell you that. Yeah right here. Grasshoppers. Grasshoppers crickets, slide bugs. See, see you still got plenty of lettuce over here with his silk worms and his pellets but that right there is the breakfast of a lizard champion. I put it in the shade of your spot so I'd stay cool a lot quicker but there you go puffers. You had some lizard. Anything else you want to say? Yeah, Josh, living with you, kicks ass. You are a good lizard owner. And fuck the trolls. I'm going to eat that mango up with nobody's looking. Muff-haha-ha-ha-ha. I mean shit, pup said it, dude.