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====== mysterious note left on my front door ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/2xOZw-KS-IA|mysterious note left on my front door]]

===== Transcript =====

What is up fellow YouTubeers? So being a YouTube celebrity is quite interesting because there are times when You know people like to fuck with me and shit You know so my first inclination is to be a bit more cautious, but I don't know I found this note tape to my door. It said, King Cobra, I am a huge fan. I have an offer for you. If you want to find out what it is, hold the, uh... the sign up, and, uh... basically what it said. sign up and basically what it said but um like I had no idea who the fuck it's from I assumed it was from a troll so I tore it up and threw it away but you never know like it could have been from a real fan to be quite honest I can't put the note back together I don't have tape It could have been from a real fan, to be quite honest. I can't put the note back together. I don't have tape for it. Right here you can see where it says, I have. Just a small chunk of it right there. That's part of the note right there on camera at least I don't know I don't know YouTube I have an offer for you hold to sign up on camera I'm like what is this nonsense hold this I it could be anything YouTube really I mean I don't know. A strange note after my door, huh? What, what, what mystery is this? Nobody would blame me for being troll paranoid, to be quite honest, because my trolls rackels. But, um... me for being troll paranoid to be quite honest because my trolls are axels. But um... Now that I think of it's both I can get all the chunks of the note out, and we could like puzzle it together, like, I don't fucking know. I don't know, YouTube, I wasn't quite expecting it to be quite honest. I was kind of taken surprised by it, like, what, what, what is this taped to my door? Well son I'll love it. No that's not going to happen. All right here it says this is where it says I have an offer for you but you see the word for and for right there. Yeah I don't know dude like you can't be too careful with the internet man. That's just how it is. The note wasn't tore up, mind you, when it was taped to my door. I thought, okay, someone's pranking me, this is... Oh, that's cute, you know, so I'm like, whatever. But I don't know. I mean if it was a legit fan, hell yeah. You know, like, don't take it personally, like, it's just, you know... I get fucked with on YouTube on a regular basis, and you can't blame someone for being a little extra cautious. But yeah, the note was taped to my door using painter's tape and I'm like, hey, what's this? using painter's tape and I'm like, hey, what's this? King Cobra, I'm a huge fan of yours and I have an offer for you. If you wanna find out what that offer is, show the paper on camera. And I'm kind of like, what mystery is this? Hmm. What mystery is this? Hmm. It's the the entire note, but that's a small section of it. Being a YouTube celebrity is... rather interesting, it comes with its perks. Very good it did upload. Awesome. Very good, it did upload. Awesome. One person commented on my videos, can you stop with the political rants? I'm like, no, because I fight for gender equality. Quite frankly I get so fucking tired of the way women and men are treated in our society. looks bad on the door. Hmm. Don't know what that offer is, but you never know, this person said they were a fan. Of the content, so... Who knows, YouTube? That's probably not going to be good enough to be quite honest because the note was all tore up But if that's the case then that's what I get for being You know to judgmental and shit and from, YouTube, you know? Yeah. Maybe there's a fan of my videos. Maybe there's a fan of my videos that lives... lives in the same building. Maybe they caught wind of the juicy gossip. Like, oh, hey. Oh shit. I'll take like a cigarette, take one or two drags, put it out, re-light it several hours later, you know, kind of deal. And it doesn't smell as smoky in here as it normally gets, or has gotten, I should say, so... Which I suppose YouTube is words to live by. Don't be so quick to assume everything's gonna be crap. But don't assume everything's gonna be crap. But don't assume everything's gonna be good either because, because that's all life fucks you in the end. I don't know this is a testament to how good when I go to me a snack. I don't give it when anyone says. Hmm. Hmm. I know this is a testament to how good my cooking is but you know this redneck mac and cheese is still good yo like I made this for a cooking video and rather than let it go to waste. like I made this for a cooking video a couple days ago and rather than let it go to waste rather than let it go to waste But marching out on it I'm not gonna let this go to waste you shit me? There are people all over the world who would kill to have the opportunity I have to make the food that I make. That's no bullshit. I mean for something that okay I don't know how the fuck it's gonna turn out We're gonna have to work together for a cooking video and see how it does. That's not that bad Now when I get my YouTube money next week, I'll be making a trip to Walmart to get a little bit of grocery shopping and they get some stuff to make wands like leather cord, leather string cord, whatever you want to call it, leather and what have you. But um... Anybody can follow a recipe, literally, or you know. You know, but to take a, just ingredients you have in your kitchen, if you know how to cook it. Like me, I can cook pasta, I can cook burgers, I can cook pizza, I can make french fries, you know, I can make nachos. People sit there and hate. Oh, is that all you can do? So that's kind of me making fun of them, like, that's not all I can do, no. But my top two favorite foods are bacon cheeseburgers and pizza, so... It's not all I know how to do, it's just what I like to eat. I'll have like a little bit of food to snack on. I'll have a little bit of food to snack on until I get my YouTube money but it's nothing like worth writing home about and cooking because you know, yeah. Which is why when you run low on groceries you stock up on snack foods, you know. Sometimes you gotta remember YouTube if you live in an apartment complex with rather thin walls and people hear you making a video about some shit like you just sit and they're going off on a tyran about something you know they'll be like hey this guy gets it and then they're like oh wait he actually makes these for videos, what? Huh. Well, I don't know, YouTube, what that note meant, and if it came from a real fan, you know, I do apologize for tearing it up. Because you never know with people in this town, and yeah. Maybe I wasn't thinking and I was overthinking what have you you know so That was quite the motorcycle man, that sounded healthy. Yeah, I'm going to take a couple more drag to the cigarette and put it out for a couple hours and leave you with it. of nowhere. My first inclination was I don't know who the fuck it's from it's probably a troll so I tore it up and then I thought to myself what if it isn't? You know what if on the on-hand chance it's from a real fan? Hmm. That's enough of that nonsense. We'll tap that out for later. and the top is starting to catch up with the size but the sides are still a titch bit longer so I might have to go to the barber and have them even that out a bit so it looks a little biter. But I've been letting my hair grow out before I trim the size to make it more even. And you can definitely see I've gotten some more on my head, which is most definitely what's up. It won't be too much longer. I've gotten some more on my head, which is most definitely what's up. It won't be too much longer, you know, given next summer I'll probably have it all back, you know. How do you like them apples, YouTube? A mysterious note left on the door. Hmm. Well anyways YouTube thank you for watching the video we shall entitle this video mysterious note is probably not as good as showing the whole note on camera but yeah that's what I get for being a But, yeah. That's what I get for being a little too cautious with all the bullshit on the internet.