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====== Pitch Black Chip challange ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/B1xRh6MLDrk|Pitch Black Chip challange]]

===== Transcript =====

What is up? YouTube. Chilling out on Facebook live. Well, I figured I'd stop to make a quick video for YouTube. How quick? Only time will tell, will it not? YouTube. Anyways, I'm here to do a challenge for YouTube. Get to that in a second.... a little bit of guitar playing YouTube. Just a little bit. the the I cannot believe I'm seriously having this conversation with YouTube right now out of all the things I have bitched about on social media. Our kids that bored with their lives. Let's eat laundry soap pods for a YouTube challenge. Fuck that shit. Listen up kids and adults do not eat laundry soap pods. There are poisonous. Eating soap is bad for you. If you want aic guitar, I... After I played his joluba guitar. I think that's it. Just in case you want to tune your guitar to this particular tuning. To this particular tuning. the I'm the the Oh yes. That's how you do it. And, uh, and, uh, hold on, uh, let's see. There we go. All right. So what's this big bad YouTube challenge that you speak of? Well, look what I have here, YouTube. An entire bag of one sitting without taking a drink. These Doritos pop and jalapeno chips. This entire bag right here, boom, one sitting. At the end of the bag of course I got a can of Mountain Dew pitch black to cool my tongue and my taste but it's off right after the challenge is said and done. So I also got the I also got the video being filmed on Facebook live and I'm filming the video on my phone, and Internet Collective is stealing my Facebook Live video somehow, and having it go live on fucking YouTube. I don't know how he's doing that, but it's whatever. This video is going all over the place. So, anyways., the challenge is to eat an entire bag of this size or bigger of pop and jolopino dorinos in one sitting without, you know, without taking a drink, without taking a drink, one entire bag of pop and jolopino's dorinos, YouTube, got you on the phone right here, and I've got my peeps on Facebook, this entire bag, and one sitting, without taking a drink. I would like to point out that the party-sized bag of Doritos is like this full. The rest of it is just air. The regular-sized bag of Doritos goes at least to here. So there's like at least that much air. I'm only to bet you, even on this bag smaller, it's probably going to have a little bit more chips. How are you going to call it a party-sized bag of Doritos, it's probably going to have a little bit more chips. How are you going to call it a party-sized bag of Doritos when it's got more air than chips in the bag? I'm just saying. At least with this one you can tell, the bag's half full. Why can't all your bags have a little over half a bag full of chips? Why you're skipping from here all the way up? Now I'm like, what? Really? The bag might be a little bit bigger so you might get like one or two chips extra, but come on, Doritos. Why can't all your bags have a little over half a bag full of chips? Why are youimping customers like that? That's not cool, Doritos. If your slogan is snack boldly, people are paying to snack boldly on air. How are you supposed to snack boldly if half your bags nothing but air? You say you're doing that to preserve freshness and blah blah blah blah. I think you're doing it to cut costs on the assembly line. So then for only paying for half a bag of air, then why not charge customers accordingly for less chips? Why are you making customers pay full price for a bag of chips that only has half the chips or less in the bag. Come on now. Some candy companies will be like, oh the reason why we're trying to shrink our proportions is because we want Americans to eat healthier so we're going to help them make healthier eating choices by subconsciously shrinking our portions and when candy company say that when you call them out on their shit chip companies in general you know what I'm saying you you immediately call bullshit because I guarantee you if they're shrinking the swinking blah is the word shrinking available in your vocabulary stupid oh you can't even say vocabulary right, wow. Okay. How now, brown cow? A nuncity to my words properly, properly. I get very self-conscious about messing up words in my proper speech. And when that happens, I have to give myself shit for it. You see what I'm saying? Like, so do you think what trolls say is to me? Say is to me, hurt, hurt, hurt. No, but do you think what trolls say to me get to me when I make fun of myself all the god-dam time? exactly. Because here's the thing slick. If they're shrinking the sizes of candy bars slowly over the course of three to four years, eventually people are going to be eating their stickers going. You know, I don't feel nearly as satisfied as I normally do eating that. So subconsciously they're going to buy another one. Oh, look at the subconsciously think I want do eating that. So subconsciously they're going to buy another one. Don't give me this, oh they're going to subconsciously think I want to eat less and therefore it's going to make them want to eat less of it. No, no, no, no, that's bullshit. but from here all the way up to here is chips. So you got about that much air in the bag. Why can't all the chips be like that? I don't understand it. Y'all gonna fucking charge people the same price for half a bag of chips like that's bullshit has tog fresh bag Oh shit See that was close Don't want to tear it any further otherwise they'll be spilling all over the place and we definitely don't want that less than perfect opening, but nonetheless, see right there, show Facebook, and then there's YouTube camera. They look like cool rasteritos a little bit. So that'd be like a horrible prank to pull on somebody. Be like, hey man, you have a bowl full of these, want some cool ranch Doritos? And they're like, oh fuck yeah, I love cool ranch Doritos. And then they just take a fucking handful. You know what I'm saying? and then they start crunching on it and they start crunching on it and they're like oh you fucking bastard these aren't cool ranch yeah so the bag says pop and hollapinja we're not just gonna do the challenge but we're also gonna do a food review how's this tasting how's it tasting there's a chip Once I get, if I could describe the taste, if I could describe the taste, it tastes like salsa, like the salsa fl- you know when you go to a Mexican restaurant and you dip your tortillas, your tortilla chips, and that really chunky salsa sort of taste, and that chunky salsa taste, has a little bit of heat to it and then it's followed by it's followed by the taste of jolapeno. Okay so it tastes like salsa, a really spicy chunky salsa with a blast of jalapeno taste followed by that salsa taste afterwards so there you go get into it I'm sorry. These are good. So, um, give gerrinos a plug. Free advertising for... Free advertising for gerrinos. These pop-in jalapeno chips are pretty good. Yeah, I'm digging that flavor. Yeah, I'm digging that flavor. You want to make some bomb-ass nachos with these? Probably could. probably could. Get a plate. You could get a plate. You pour the pop and joritoeno jarito chips onto a plate. Get a nice plate full. Then you take your pepper jack, habunero jalapeno cheese, and tear it up into chunks, and put it on top of your, put that cheese on top of your jalapeno chips. Microwave it to the cheese is nice and melted and goy and stringy. There you go. It says jalapeno, so I'm assuming it's going to be spicy. I can feel it kind of creeping up on me just a little bit. These aren't that spicy to me at least. I don't know. If you're sensitive to spicy food. These will probably kick your ass a little bit, but I love spicy food so... These are pretty mild for me at least. I'll just go. The heat's starting to creep up just a little bit. Fair warning, your mouth will get really dry. If you eat a bunch of gerrinos in one sitting, if you eat an entire bag of gerrinos in one sitting like this, your mouth is going to get really dry, YouTube. I could have put swamp idyllic hot sauce on it, but I'm like, eh. I'll save the hot sauce from my cooking videos. I could take like four capfels and shook it up in there. That would have been enough This whole bag YouTube and Facebook pop in jalapeno. You know, the jalapeno flavoring on these chips, it reminds me of... that you get on the the the cheddar jolopino Cheetos it tastes just like the jolopino flavoring they use for those to give you a reference if you haven't had these. Well if you haven't had, if you haven't had, um, cheettered jalapeno cheetos either, then you're missing out. Oh, the understandably so, YouTube, some people can't, and Facebook, some people can't eat spicy food because stomach acid problems. I'm trying to eat these over the bag so I don't spill and make a mess all over the place. Hmm. It's coating my lips more than it's coating my tips honestly. Go on ham with it, YouTube. I'll. Holy crap. My mouth is so dry right now. And on top of that, oh yeah. The heat from the chips. That can feel a little bit of face tingling, a little bit of tongue tingling. I want to make sure my battery was still going. All right. Hasterck Donate laundry pods Oh, it's a little bat, man. Ah. And that's almost the entire bag. Almost. Oh, almost the entire bag. Almost. I'll just go. Okay now that damn near burn through the entire bag I can definitely feel the heat starting to creep up a little bit. You got a nice spicy tingling sensation going on in my upper arms my chest my face and my scalp and my mouth My tongue's pretty raw right now D-Doggies YouTube My jaw is starting to hurt just a little bit. My mouth is really dry. Oh. My jaw is starting to hurt just a little bit. My mouth is starting to hurt just a little bit. My mouth's really dry. And, um, The jalapeno flavoring they use, the flavoring for the jalapeno that they use on these chips is pretty mild for me. But after a minute it builds up on ya. But after a minute it builds up on you. It's not as spicy as that as a sompidelic, you know. Like compared to that spicy jerky that I had, that I've had before, it's not that bad. And you can you can choke on Doritos, so if you're doing this kind of challenge, you ought to make sure that you're doing it real good before you swallow one so you don't choke on it. I'll. I'm All gone YouTube, the entire bag of jolopeno pop and Doritos. Oh, man. Well, I am definitely full after that challenge, YouTube, but my fingers. Well, I am definitely full after that challenge, you two, but... My fingers... YouTube but my fingers are coated my mouth is on fire and on fire and on top of that are implicitly full so there you. That's all this empty bag away. On the King Cobra rating scale of one out of four, what would I rate those pop-in jolipino gerrinos? I have to give them a four. I would sincerely have to give them a four. The salsa taste with the jolipino aftert taste after it, you know, it's amazing. Now I'm not complaining, but they could be a little bit more spicy. But I see why they call them pop and jolipino Doritos. You know, you're supposed to be able to just pop them in your mouth, you know what I'm saying? And if they're too spicy, people aren't going to be able to pop them in their mouth. So I see why they call them pop and jolipino Geridos, because you can pop them in your mouth, you snack and I don't know. and I'm going on and your mouth, you're snacking on them, you're like, hey, he's pretty good, and then the heat hits you, and you're like, whoa, that's got a nice little kick to it. Well, that was the Popin Halapino Girido Challenge. I actually wanna call it the pitch black challenge. The Mountain Dew Pitch Black Challenge. Yeah, it's got a better ring to it. People can be like what in the fuck is the Mountain Dew Pitch Black Challenge? You sit down just like I did eat an entire big ass bag of pop and jalapeno gerrinos and then after that you've washed it down with one of these bad boys. That was a tasty challenge. If you're gonna snack boldly as gerrinos, so boldly puts it. If you're gonna snack boldly, that's how you snag boldly. Took that bag of gerinos to pound town and pounded it into my stomach. That um, oh excuse me, that sorta actually quite relieving, not just from the heat of the jalapeno, but your mouth gets so's a combination of your mouth being dried out really bad and then the spiciness from those chips. The combination of being super dry and a little bit spicy, if there are any spicier, I don't know if that challenge even be possible, just because when your mouth gets really dry it amplifies. When your mouth gets really dry from eating that much dorinos, it amplifies the spiciness of the chip. If you stop eating them just for a second to like lick your fingers or lick your lips, you know what I'm saying? Or like chew what you got in your mouth, you're not stuffing your face. You're not, you know what I'm saying? then freaking the heat sneaks up on you just a little bit. So yeah, you know, I'm saying for my fans who don't live in the United States, I got fans who live in Canada and Europe and in the UK and China and Japan and all over the world. and there are parts of the world where you can't even get your radios and the ones you can get they may not have that specific flavor so you know Yeah, fuck the laundry pod challenge. There's your fucking challenge for YouTube. Oh god damn it. Oh, oh. I have no idea how fast I ate that bag. No idea at all. But as soon as I stop eating that entire bag, Oh man. Yeah, it's creeping up on me now. I'm getting full. Holy shut you two. and you're sensitive to spicy food, that challenge might be a little rough for you. But if you got a big stomach and you're still kind of sensitive to spicy food, challenge at your own risk, I guess. You know what I'm saying? YouTube and Facebook like... Let's go to the consensus from the fans here. So, and ask, do you like A&W Root Beer? The answer is yes, YouTube and Facebook. I love A&W, Root Beer, and A&W Cream Soda. So delicious. Snops. And then you mix it with A&W root beer. And then you mix all three of those with some Mexican cheese mudslide. You mix all four of those drinks into one cup and then you put a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Then you put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in that cup with all four of those drinks. and just a drizzle of chocolate syrup on top and he give that some bitch to stir. There's a root beer floats that'll knock your socks off YouTube and Facebook. N.W. root beer, root beer, Kune Island, hard root beer, mixed with......-choo-choo-hoo-y-h- hard rootroot beer mixed with Chi-Chi's Mexican mudslide and But yeah, I figured I'd record the video live on Facebook as well, so my other fans on Facebook could see it. Holy shit. And this video is also being live on the Internet Collectives channel, because I don't know how he or she's doing it, but there you go. You know. Multiple platforms at once. Oh yeah. Excuse me. How does Mountain Dew blackout compare to other Mountain Dew products? That is a good question. Not half bad, you know, I like Mountain Dew products in general. And I imagine Mountain Dew Ice probably tastes Mountain Dew pitch black it tastes like a watered down version of black label basically. Not saying that's a bad thing, it's actually a good thing, you know, to describe the taste and vice versa, you know. And, um, it's delicious, you know. That wasn't too much of a challenge for me because I'm a little over six feet tall and you know Oh. Now what do you do, YouTube and Facebook, when you have a bully that you work with? You ignore it and do your job the best of your ability. That's all you can't do. That's all I'm going to say on that issue. Hang on attacking. The challenge is to eat that entire fucking bag of chips in one sitting like I just did and you can't touch your Mountain Dew pitch black until the entire bag is gone. And you would just witnessed me eat an entire bag as gone. And you literally just witnessed me eat an entire bay-ass bag. So, yeah. A nice relaxing smoke of tobacco after polishing off a huge-ass bag of Doritos. Which, holy shit, now I'm full. As one person commented on a Facebook life, Holy shit, dude, you're gonna shoot a brick! You'd be surprised. And who am I kidding? I take big shit, so it's just... Yeah. That's a little gross TMI. Some of you were like, I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Some of you were like, ew. Oh my god, Sonders is being gross on social media again. Excuse me. I'm That's enough sodium for one day. Holy shit. I don't know how many calories that was. I feel disgusting just eating that major reals in one sitting. I feel disgusting and awesome at the same time. because I feel disgusting like, that major reel is no one sitting. I feel disgusting and awesome at the same time because I feel disgusting like, oh you fucking pig, you eat an entire bag of chips just like that in one sitting, what the fuck is wrong with you. And at the same time you tube, I'm like, mmm, Doritos. I'm being petains like crazy. So there you have it. We had a little bit of a... Damn! My Asperg is just talking shit again. Fucking an asshole talking shit behind my back. You hear that shit? Oh man, I tell you what? Oh man. That was definitely a crazy little challenge YouTube. For sure, for sure. Do that for a challenge on YouTube. I fucking dare you. I bet you little sensitive tongues can't handle the heat from the Halloween hoejorinos. Straight up. Facebook, of course, they're like, oh it's not bad, but for a kid, I bet you. That's a lot of food for a little kid to consume in one sitting, not to mention it spicy. So at least you're getting something out of that challenge, you're getting full, and on top of getting full, you're also getting views, because, hey, you look at that. You're doing a Gothic King Cobra food challenge for people like Matt Stoney that wouldn't be a problem for people like Matt Stoney shout out to Matt Stoney that dude is a seriously awesome competitive eater and all around awesome youtuber shout out to um Dame drops the food tighten out to Dame Drops, The Food Titan, shout out to Ken Dominic from KBG Productions TV. All the food reviews, all the food critics out there on YouTube, shout out to you for what you do. Help them people make that decision in their life. You know... Yeah, just because a food critic doesn't like something doesn't always necessarily mean you won't like it either, you know. What a food critic does is say their opinions on food, you know what I'm saying? And just because they may or may not like it doesn't necessarily mean that you'll like it or not like it, you know On the side notes, I'm trying to make four thousand four thousand forty seven dollars with my tea spring campaigns It's going towards me getting a car and my driver's license. You know what I'm saying? That'll help me get more mobile. It's in my video feed. You check up my latest fan merch video. In fact, I like the way the power of music shirt turned out. I like that so much that I much keep that as part of my merchandise line. I have this fucking cobra wrapped around my symbol on the back of it for fuck's sake. For fuck's sake, yeah. for your YouTube and Facebook. And like I said, you ignore it and do your job to the best of your abilities to what you can do. You know? But yeah, YouTube, I want to thank y'all for watching me do this crazy ass food challenge. And I'm going to upload this video to my desktop and then get it uploaded to YouTube. For those of you watching the Internet Collective you'll already have seen me just do that challenge. Oh fuck I got the hiccups. Excuse me. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS back at you with another food challenge video and thank you for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side. Stay tuned for my next cooking video where I want to show y'all how to make some crazy good ice cream bread. This is ice cream bread you can make for your girlfriend on Valentine's Day. See if you can't afford to go all out and spoil your girlfriend more rotten than a corpse on Valentine's Day, then you know a little homemade gift to shore that you love and appreciate her works just as well you know what I'm saying it's the thought that counts anyways thank you all for watching and like I said we catching you cool cobras later you know thank you for watching my channel checking out the merchandise We'll catch you cool cobras later. You know, thank you for watching my channel checking out the merchandise. Speaking of merchandise, hold on a second. If I go to a new window, that's it reminds me. Uh-huh. There's just one hour remaining on one of my rock demon t-shirts and as soon as that's done I'll delete that campaign from my list and I'll have like four T-spring products for y'all to check out yeah and Yeah. And ten people have ordered rock demon shirts so far. And one person ordered a symbol shirt and several people like five or six people have ordered pillows.. And several people like five or six people have ordered pillows. So that's cool, you know. Plus when people see the merchandise on people wearing it on Facebook, my customers will be my models basically, my advertisement models, you know what I'm saying? Because as soon as people see that it's legit, and I'm like, oh, you know. I'm almost out of tobacco, but if I wanna save up $4,0.47, then I gotta leave my money alone on T-spring, until I get to that amount, you know. Because that money will be going towards making me happy, you know, putting a little bit of, yeah, productivity and happiness in my life. Yeah. And right now I got $79. So I got $79. So, yeah. On my next cooking video, you know, you can make it for your girlfriend on B-Day, you know, a nice little homemade gift like that. Chicks dig that shit, you know, even if you can't, you know what I'm saying. Even if you can't afford to spoil your girlfriend rotten, at the very least, making an effort to show that you care. I got to get back to Facebook live as well as I was saying, I mean, I got to get back to Facebook live as what I was saying. But anyways, YouTube, I got to get back to Facebook live is what I was saying. But anyways, YouTube, thank you all for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras later.