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====== The return of the dummy ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/U7sporm8IF0|The return of the dummy]]

===== Transcript =====

Goodning YouTube Well, look who decided to show back up Yes, I got Sean out of the packaging. I took a photo of his packaging on for Facebook Shout out to throw things.com. I'm very pleased with the way this with the way the upgrade turned out I got this necklace and his is Ozzy shirt back on and the back of the Ozzy shirt also hides the opening where his control his control stick is. The brand new suit on all looks great but that's how he looked basically before he left. So to celebrate the occasion, I have a rum haven made with real coconut water, but is sitting in the freezer, look at that condensation. YouTube, I can draw pictures on it. I want to pour myself a glass of this to celebrate Sean's return. The next thing I want to do is get some rubbing alcohol in like a good cloth and like buffer out the paint spots so it's just his eyes. But yeah, the upgrade is smooth dude, easy to use. It has a control stick in the back. Like here's the bag I unwrapped from. Look at that. Right there, show it. Oh, throwthings.com, Sean, standard upgrade. Throwthings.com. They took Sean and he has his original shoes, his original hands, and his original head. They just gave him a new body that's no longer stuffed. It's hard and it's hollow. It's got a control stick in the back, and it has a little trigger to work the mouth, and you can make him tilt, turn, turn, nod. Very Liflike, YouTube. to work the mouth and you can make them tilt turn nod very lifelike you too. I don't want to cheat this as a souvenir but just because that's cool. I don't want to cheat this as a souvenir but... Just because that's cool. All right. I'm going to put that way. Yeah. I'll put it in here just because that's just come on. Yeah. All right. Now we need a glass. I couldn't do the drink combo again but... I'm only drinking straight. I don't care if the drink combo I made with this coconut rum, YouTube, phenomenal. phenomenal. Even on this sheet of paper it says standard upgrade dummy supplied by customer Charlie look slash Sean because Sean was based off of Charlie McCarthy's ventriloquist puppets and that I painted his eyes like dark every little green gave him some spooky goth makeup and made his hair black. That's most definitely what's up. Now here he is here's the dummy then like I said the next thing I do is we get all these like little you know spots of paint like that off you know like paint spots right there like maybe some like flush colored paint and just very lightly go in there and do it myself kind of with a tiny ass paint brush like trying to get his paint brush like I got better off like using like some kind of rubbing alcohol but he used to have a string this is where his pole string used to be and they took Sean and mounted his head on a control stick which attached via the inside back here. So we'll lift up the Prince of Darkness's righteous shirt in the back here. There's literally an opening right here where I can put my hand. But then if you just do this you can't even see it. So it kind of adds a little bit more, you know. This is exactly how he was dressed before he left. And I took the Aussie shirt off and the necklace off just so they wouldn't get lost. But... What the fuck is up you too? It's been a god damn minute! Yeah? And you could not get me out of the bag quickly enough. Oh, sorry, it took me a hot minute to get you out of that plastic bag. Yeah, why the hell? You know what's wrong to have plastic bags on people's heads? Yeah, I know it's wrong to have plastic bags on people's heads? Yeah, I know it's wrong to have plastic bags on people's heads. You just share that with me? You feeling on that? Yeah? Yeah, I got you. OK. a little bit into our coffee mug, which is currently empty. Why your head? Shut up, Sean. Ah! Ah! That's freezer coal, yes. We're now it tilt. Tilt. Turn. Full circle. Knod. Control for the mouth. Pretty straightforward. So now I want to do Sean's classic funeral home joke. So Sean where do you work? I work at the funeral home. You work at the funeral home, yeah? I'm used to seeing assholes and no lives. Tonight's no exception. Fuck you. Fuh! God. You have to be a fucking asshole? Yes, I'll show you an asshole when I fart. Give me some of that wrong, damn it. How was your trip? Holy shit! They yanked a string under my fucking neck, yanked my god damn limbs off, and they're reattassing to this bad ass, bad ass to me right here. So kind of painful but worth it. And then I got to drive all, travel, yeah. Travel? Well, you're from Chalucism is rusty since I've been gone. Well, people have been asking about you Sean, they're like, what's he coming back? And I'm like, I don't know. Wait, they were asked about me? They're like, yeah, when are you getting Sean back? Dude, and I'm like, I don't know man. We'll wait and see. of fixing him up. I can get like the paint spots off of like some rubbing alcohol or some shit, you know. And it's all over like the back of his ears, like all over his face. Your face, okay. Yeah. I got a joke Sean, what's that? What's a beaver's favorite snack? What? Dick? Get it because you said beaver. I was going to say wood chips she perverted an asshole. Wait, chips? Yeah, wood chips. Ugh! I'll tell you what? What's that, Sean? You leave the jokes to me dude? Leave them to me. Leave them to me. Oh come on my jokes are funny. No, uh-uh. Nope, your jokes suck! And why don't you got your hand up my ass? It's not up your ass, you smart ass, it's in your back. Well, it kind of looks like it's up my ass from this angle, doesn't it? Like, whoa, you're a proctologist! Technically, it's in your back, but the way it's covering it. Well, shit! Sean's back! I see you, YouTube! Ah! Okay, don't be creepy. What? Don't...