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====== wand updates and drink combo ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/HGbMFeEUX3Q|wand updates and drink combo]]

===== Transcript =====

Brackalack and fellow Youtubers. So here's the wand update. I'm making a couple wands for Etsy. One of them is going to try to get copper and leather and all 15 of the smaller ones. But there's a bonus with this handmade staff. Not only is it going to be magical, but it also has a pipe built into the stem. And because it's a handmade staff, I'm going to have to charge $84 for it. That's a fair price. I mean, you've got taking the cost of shipping it. I literally have to make a custom box for it. It's going to be a Bitch and a half to process on the order but So far it's looking pretty good like I'm not going to lie. If I didn't already have one in my collection I'd own it so I make it look good enough to be in my collection. That's how I know my customers are going to appreciate it. Now I got it being painted right now. And then once that paint's done drawing on it, I want to add some more leather and some podge to it. And it's going to look noise when it's done. And here's the thing about you too. You wanna see me smoke out of it, but just to show you it works when it's all said and done? I will do that. My customers know, hey, this is a real pipe staff, not some, you know what I'm saying? some, you know what I'm saying? But if you held it just right, it looked like a regular, regular old hiking, walking stick, what have you. You know what I'm saying? But then like, you know, it's got a little sneak-a-toke built into the handle. This pipe staff I'm making is, not just like all my other pipe wands made for tobacco or weed or what have you, you know, your plant-based-based smokage. making is not just like all my other pipe ones made for tobacco or weed or what have you in your plant-based smokeage. I do not provide the smoke to go with your staff that or any of my pipe ones you know if you want to get smoke for your pipe ones or pipe staffs or pipe scepters then you know You know to get that yourself People on YouTube are making comments. They're like dude you should make staffs for Etsy And I said you know what that's a good idea so I'm making my very first staff for Etsy. And this thing looks cool. Black, green, gold, silver, you know. It looks sharp. It's supposed to mimic slithering colors, but I can't legally call it the slithering smoking staff because I think that name's copyrighted, but I just called it a smoking staff because I think that name's copyrighted. I think that name's copyrighted, but it's called a smoking staff or a pipe staff, whichever you want to call it. And it's carved out a real wood, and I literally supported my whole weight on it leaning in on one foot, and that thing's pretty sturdy on top of it. So when the staff's all done I'll show that off and then I'll let you know when I got a new batch of wands up on Edsey. And here's the thing of it, YouTube. When I was making my pipe staff for Etsy, I had to send the top of it with a mouthpiece is at the makes it more comfortable to smoke out of, you know, little things like that. Well, I have a sitting on two paint cans on top of my workbench. So you can't really see it, but I assure you this thing kicks some serious ass dude this is just a little teeny tiny carve underneath the bowl it makes it easier for hitting it and I can demonstrate all of that when I get all said and done well I've got like one more like many one like this the carve-out you know shape wise and I might just the carve-wise and I might just make a parlor. Many won't more like many won like this to carve out you know shape wise And I might just make a parlor wand to go with this batch Because I haven't done one of those in a while And a parlor wand I basically spray paint the whole thing Two different colors because I ran out of black spray paint on the staff so I made to do different colors but that's alright which you probably just do the whole thing gold and silver then that works combine the two on the one it looks cool that's what I did on the staff on the bottom half of it. But I'll tell you what, we got a fine way to beat this summer heat. How would we do that with a nice delicious treat? It's a drink combo. Then I want to show you how to make... You really need only two things. They're both banana flavored. I want to show you how to make a banana cobra. That's going to be my new drink combo. Yeah, you heard first. Banana cobra. Say what? This would be an adult beverage. However, one of the ingredients is kid-friendly. The other one is for the adults. So, yeah. We get a product review while we do this drink combination. And I'm done working on wands for the evening. I got these suckers cranked out pretty quickly. I get them all to the point where all they need is handles and podge and then... Yeah.... I get them all to the point of all they need, handles, and podge, and then, yeah. Get her done. Now that was about time to chill for a minute. Let's get into it. Oh yeah, they're cold. That's cold. That's cold enough. That's cold enough for a drink. Oh, what are we out here?, all right. Here's the kid-friendly half for a drink. Oh, what are we got here? All right. Now here's the kid-friendly half of the drink. This is muscle milk. It's got 25 grams of protein,, 160 calories, Kurz can,, non-dera protein shake, 0 grams of sugar.,...,...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Non dairy protein shake, zero grams of sugar. This stuff is super good for you. You could drink like two of these and have like 45 plus grams of protein ready to go. So I'm going to do a product review of this stuff. I tried their chocolate flavor. I don't think I'll try the vanilla or strawberry flavor, but I'm sure they're tasty. Because it is a protein shake, we're going on go ahead. Shake it up. You can get this stuff at loaf and jug or any light gas station, you know. Muscle milk kicks ass. Now for those of you who are lactose sensitive, if you're lactose intolerant, that's kind of suck. You can't have ice cream or you can but it might give you the shits, you know, I mean Okay, if you are lactose intolerant and you need some protein that the protein that milk gives you without getting the shits You know what I'm saying? This is a this is a great substitute for those of you who are lactose intolerants. I just want to go ahead and open this up. I got that wrapping off.. This here is a banana cream. This here is banana cream. This here is banana cream. Banana cream muscle milk. Genuine. Show that logo. Yo, this stuff is delicious. Got a nice yellow look to it right there. Have a sniff of it. Oh yeah, that smells good. Let's have a taste. a taste. Oh yeah. Oh that's so yummy. Oh I'm telling you right now it says zero grams of sugar but it don't taste like it. Mmm. So yeah if you're looking to get a milk substitute that won't fuck with you, pardon my French, but on the back of it it it says suitable for most people who are sensitive to dairy. So, this is right there on the back, suitable for most people who are lactose intolerant, therefore, here you go. Get this muscle milk, try, they got different flavors, pretty delicious. And, uh, last but not least, we gotta throw in the adult part of it for this drink, but we don't have to, but this is how I do on my, this is how I do on my this is how I do on my channel looky what we have here this is bartenders on bananas over you rum original this stuff is delicious and there's only like two places in town to get it you can get it at the liquor shed and you can also get it at party time liquors. I went to a come and go. They did have muscle milk but they did not have the banana cream flavor so I wrote the wolfen jug to get it and then came back. I was on my bike so it made the journey a little bit quicker. If you like to drink combinations subscribe for more, The channel's growing because of you cool cobras. Cheers. You can drink it straight out of the bottle, that's how smooth it is. I'm not even bullshitting you. 2 shot take. Oh dude, that is dangerously smooth. Be careful with this stuff. It's tasty and it goes down really smooth. It's tasty and it goes down really smooth. Okay, you could drink a whole bottle of this and not even feel it and then 15-20 minutes later you'd be like... Whoa, I think it kicked in. So I think you can see what we're going with as combination. YouTube, we're gonna mix some banana muscle milk with some banana rum. This is called a banana Cobra. Let's go a cup to mix it in. of banana cream muscle milk and then just a splash of that rum, like the other half banana rum. Pretty much the same color, same flavor. Now this drink combination is for the adults, however, if you're a kid and you watch my channel, you can drink the muscle milk. It's good for you. And it's tasty. It's good and you watch my channel, you can drink the muscle milk. It's good for you, and it's tasty. In fact, a kid-friendly drink, you could take root beer and mix it with that banana. It probably tastes really good. Now even shit, you could take A&W root beer and this muscle milk. It probably curdle just a little bit but eh. Or mug, whatever you do. All right you two, we got a banana Cobra, let's see how this tastes. Oh, oh, YouTube. like church bells YouTube that is oh that's delicious I'm trying to cost too much but yeah That's a good drink combination yo I mean if you're gonna get stupid drunk off of something why not add protein to it? Oh my god. YouTube. That drink combination is so flipping good. Like, I've never in my life had a drink combination. That tasty. Like, I've never in my life had a drink combination that was that tasty. You know, you don't need to put caffeine to make it good. You know, oh my gird. Now why you calling a banana Cobra? Drink enough of these? It'll be drunk within 15 minutes or less. About the time it takes for a Cobra Vite to take effect. Smart ass. Oh man, this drink combo. YouTube. I can't even just banana sweets. Creamy goodness. Okay? This right here is delicious, okay? Like this right here, this drink combination swings. Oh, that's a pussy drink. and you know know what you probably use words like lip tard. Here's your sign and give you some protein. I mean come on! You get drunk to start doing push-ups. Setups. Just kidding. So in case you missed how to make this, here's our cup, we're going to take this, we're going to take this, this banana cream muscle milk 25 grams of protein zero sugar pour some of this on your frosted flakes with some banana slices I'm just saying If you're somebody who is sensitive to a dairy product but you love frosted flakes, you pour this stuff on your frosted flakes or some banana slices on top. You got delicious breakfast in a bowl that's ready to drop in your stomach. Real quick. Thankfully, I can't actually have, you know, like you see me all the cheese I put on my burger, it doesn't mess with me, so I'm grateful in that aspect, but I've got fans who are watching my videos like, that looks really good, but damn it. You know, if you're lactose intolerant and you're watching someone eat this burger with the cheese, it just stretches and you're like... So I would imagine being lactose intolerant sucks. So basically you get that banana muscle milk, banana cream muscle milk, and you mix it with some bartenders on bananas over you, Rum. And if none of your local liquor stores carry this stuff, then you might have to order it online or request that the store carry it. And sometimes they're only carrying it if it sells. And I mean, this stuff is tasty on its own, but you add that the banana cream muscle milk to it. You can make a bomb-ass smoothie with that. smoothie with that banana cream muscle milk to it do it you can make a ball-mast smoothie with that put that on top of some vanilla ice cream and some crushed ice and some throwing some banana chunks and put it in a blender and it Threpé you know what I'm saying saying, assuming you're not sensitive to dairy, which if you are, then, there you go. YouTube, this drink combination is so flipping good. I want to amplify this to the next level. I'd add some Jack Daniels Tennessee honey. Sure would. That's the only way you can make this. Sure would. That's the only way you can make this any tastier to be quite honest. Is he gets some like Jack Daniels Tennessee honey whiskey. To go in there with it Oh, dude, that's so good That is so flipping good But yepers, I'm getting these ones done so fucking quick. It's not even funny funny. Like it's just done. And people find out there's going to be a staff available for sale on Etsy. There's going to be a lot of people who want that, but $84 is a bit pricey, but it's a handcrafted magical staff that you can smoke tobacco out of. I mean come on, you know. If you're serving banana Cobra, that your next gathering of friends, drinking, whatever, and people like people there like banana. Yeah, buddy. whatever and people like people like people there like banana yeah buddy and if you want to make a bomb-ass smoothie with this I'm not even shitting you you get some Jack Daniels Tennessee honey some the bartenders banana rum you know that that that freaking banana milk you know, that, that, that, that freaking banana milk, the banana muscle milk, you know what I'm saying? Some crushed ice, vanilla ice cream, a little bit of peanut butter, and some crushed, crushed up, crushed up, bananas in there. You know what I'm saying? You got this peanut banana banana smoothie just like whoa. Maybe it's always a shot of 99 proof bananas in there on top of it. To really just bring that son bitch to its peak. Put it in a fucking blender and be like blender, like 99 bananas bartenders, I'm bananas over you, Jack Daniels, Tennessee honey, banana cream, micrins, and vanilla ice cream, crushed ice,... butter, blender. That's a simple eight-ingredient smoothie that's for the adults. I mean, you know, if you check the alcohol out of it, it's still make a tasty smoothie. Yeah. Mmm. Ew. This drink combination is delicious, man. Supposedly doing a rather good mood as of lately because I found out that the girl I'm crushing on totally likes me back and that's a surreal feeling, yo, and that's all I'm going to say on that. That's like me bragging about it without giving any details. In addition to that smoking stuff, it will be 15 wands like this one. And that mini standard just produces a nicer looking wand. It'll be 15 wands like this one. And that mini standard just produces a nicer looking wand. This is what's going to step the quality up on my wands. I feel like a lucky basket right about it. I tell you what. This chick I'm crushing on is just stunning. You know what I'm saying? It's ridiculous. Like you ever see those those chicks that are like so freaking hot. It's just like, yeah. But right off the bat, I haven't met her, but I've already gotten to know her personality a bit. And I like her personality. She seems like a cool chick. Yeah. So really her good looks end up being a bonus. The last time I seen her she was walking through Walmart with her ex-boyfriend. And that's all I'm going to say on that. Because then she runs into one of my... Because then my female crush runs into one of my... Because then my... my female crush runs into one of my, because then my female crush runs into one of my female friends and I was hanging out with my female friend and I made mention of and she's like, oh I know who that is. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Start making the batches bigger, I can make more money. And next time I see her, if I ask her, if she says, Fuck yeah, I'm totally down. What's that? What about Pomie? Not much but I was making the video what do you have to? All right. What's that? Yeah. What's up. Be all stopped by here to hear it a bit homey. All right. All right. All right, Brody, leaders. I guess I'll go hang out with a friend after this little entourage. Although to be truthful she might not recognize me if I, unless I were the band down then she'll be like, oh hey it's that guy, what's up? The way she smiled when her eyes met, the way she smiled at me when her eyes met, it was like, hey! Yeah, buddy. So let the trolls let the people talk shit. It's only a matter of time. I tell you what I treated like a goddess because that's what women should be treated with respect. Women should be treated like human beings that's what they deserve. You know I'll drink to that. Why is all the room gone? Because you bloody well drank it all. Fear warning that muscle mugs like three, four dollars a bottle. Kind of kind of expensive, but it's worth every penny. The only reason I did it, YouTube, was for views on YouTube. Like, oh hey, check this out. Boom. Okay, I don't drink like this all the fucking time. Like, one cent of Blue Moon. And people sit there and say that I can't handle my alcohol, and I'm like, I just slammed the whole bottle of rum. But yeah, this stuff is delicious. I would recommend it. Cheers, YouTube. One more cup left. Oh, there's no way you can chug the rest of that. You know, for some odd reason, like watching other people, do you?, you can chug the rest of that. You know, for some odd reason, people like watching other people do stupid things on YouTube. And to most of you, chucking a whole bottle of rum seems stupid, but... Agh. 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Drink combo and wand update. I went about another one to mix with the rest of the ball, but that's all right. This right here, this is the banana cobra, turned out to be a pretty bomb drink combination, yo. You know what I'm saying? Because it's got a nice banana bike to it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. And if you can look past your toxic masculinity issues, you know, who doesn't love to taste the bananas? Banana Lafferty, yeah. I'll be chugging that on camera as I go but um I didn't take long for that to kick in. Yeah. You like the Crazy Drink Combination videos? Subscribe for more. This channel is growing and blowing up. Just out of curiosity, I'll let's check my subscription count. 8,831 almost got 9,000 subscribers Oh damn I'll drink to that. Which is why I say it pays to have female friends. A lot of guys. A lot of guys. They get called a Pussy if they get friends owned by chicks. Like, how high a little fagget. You got friends owned. Ha ha. That's the wrong attitude to have. Uh-huh. That's the wrong attitude to have. Because the more female friends you have, like you've got a couple of homeless you hang out with on the weekends, whatever, you know. Nothing physical, just hanging out. They can help you get a girlfriend. See, guys have the wrong fucking attitude about getting friend zoned. So if you get friends on don't feel bad because chicks disrespect to players You know If you go into the bar with a couple of friends and maybe like three or four chicks and you'll just hanging out having a drink you know girlfriend. You see what I'm saying? You too? Because like, let's say you're female friends, he's a guy she likes, and she's too nervous to go talk to him. So she looks at you and says, could she go talk to him for me? You'll be in a dude, you're like, I got you. You walk up to him, you're like, hey bro. My female friend is totally chicken you like I got you you walk up to him you're like hey bro if you my female friend is totally chicken you I should go talk to her maybe he's having a bad night maybe the dude you just approached is having a bad fucking night just got out of a shitty relationship and then I don't know where he's gonna be like, really? Fucking A and what she looked like, she went over there. And then when their eyes meet across the room, maybe that's all it takes. He walks over to her, buys your drink, and the rest is history. You know what I'm saying, you too. and then when you all having drinks with your female friend and her your boyfriend that she's so in love with because they're perfect for each other, she'll return to favor. You'll see a chick, it's totally your type, you know, and then she'll be like, oh hey, you know, but most people don't see it like that. You know, guys when they get friendzoned, it's always a test of their masculinity is what it is. That's what I call toxic masculinity. You getting called a pussy or a faggot because you got friends on by a chick, it's just your guy friends busting your balls, but... really what it is, is you're demasculating each other. And it's no different than women sluts shaming each other to be quite honest. You know, and then you get like, society challenging men on their masculinity all the time, just like they challenge women on their issues, you know, she's part of being a humor, I suppose. That banana rum kicks ass by the way. Not a sponsor issue is free advertisement excuse me. It's not my fault that my cooking skills are dank and that my drink combo is where it's at. I mean. I'm You can definitely taste the rum in it. Holy shite. That cup's just about empty. Heard someone playing the bagpipes on the way to get the room. Oh yeah. That's what's up. I actually don't mind the sound of bagpipes. I know that sounds weird. Could we just a Scottish Viking in me, eh? Oh, is you believed it with your own two eyes if you were to see it? Look at that, he chugged the whole thing. What would you look at there? 45 minutes of this nonsense. But... But... But I did it. I shook that bastard. Showed in. You know what's up? We getting wands done for the batch. They're looking good. They're looking damn good. combos, subscribe for more. Because Cobacraft Wands are maiden, the good old U.S. of a, out there again to that paint and carve stage and then I had the handles. But yeah, their logs are coming together nicely, you later.