After over a decade of making content, Josh's videos have recorded an uncountable number of verbal gaffs, mispronunciations, and drunken sayings. Because of the sheer volume of content, it is impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers.

Josh has his favorite sayings that he will use any chance he can, and on rare occasion a new saying will be added to his repertoire. Josh can be highly impressionable, especially by his favorite creators, and will reuse some of their talking points or turns of phrase. Because Josh may not understand the meaning of what he's repeating, it is not uncommon for him to jumble up the words, creating new, nonsensical sayings.

King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects

Some notable types of Cobra-isms are *catchphrases* that he will continuously use that have become ingrained in Cobraverse culture. *Legendary pearls of wisdom* need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal. *Mangled phrases and sayings* of both common and rare idioms, all mixed together. Boy hears something, and like a parrot, often doesn't understand the meaning behind the words, but unlike parrot, is unable to memorize the precise saying, so ends up completely butchering the meaning.

1. (phrase) Almost a catchphrase used as a content disclaimer or to distance himself from the sickos.

1. (numerals) Two numbers that Josh believes have magical powers

“3 and 4… 3 and 4!”

1. (phrase)

“My 80 percent British, 30 percent Scottish Viking”

Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears.

1. (noun) Abbreviation

1. ((phrase) Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. (Variant: “It's the weekend”)

1. (phrase) Add insult to injury

1. (proper noun) Arkansas

1. (proper noun) Asperger's, often used as a play on words.

“Oops, that was my ass-burgers talking shit”

1. (verb) Attracting

1. (proper noun) Bacardi Limon

1. (phrase) Presages drinking something alcoholic.

1. (noun) Bigotry

1. (proper noun) Bill Burr

1. (proper noun) Billie Eilish

1. (proper noun) Blue Apron

1. (noun) Brawn.

1. (noun) Bump Fire Stock

1. (noun) Burglary.

1. (phrase) Our King gets off topic sometimes.

1. (interjection) A gravelly drawn out “but” provides a seamless segue to the next thought.

1. (noun) Capitalism.

1. (noun) Cordial Cherries

1. (phrase) A mix of “Catch-22” and the “Gotta catch them all!” slogan.

1. (noun) Cerebral Palsy.

1. (proper noun) Chernobyl

1. (noun) Civil Liberty

1. (noun) Centimeters.

1. (phrase) Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition.

1. (verb) Compensating.

1. (verb) He believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening.

1. (noun) Conundrum

1. (adjective) Crass

1. (noun) Declaration of Independence.

1. (noun) Delayed.

1. (noun) Doppelganger.

1. (proper noun) Dokken (Band)

1. (phrase) An indecipherable phrase, the meaning of which can only be guessed at.

1. (adjective) Exquisite.

1. (proper noun) KFC Famous Bowl

1. (proper noun) Fur Elise / Flur Elise.

1. (phrase) A misinterpretation of food groups and their distinctions. Fish is generally considered a seafood or meat.

1. (phrase) Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

1. (proper noun) Fleischmann's Vodka

1. (adjective) Frustrated

1. (adjective) Generic.

"Genetic Mountain Dew... oh yeaahh..."

1. (proper noun) Gilbert Gottfried (Variant: Gilbert Got Fred)

1. (phrase) A phrase that is in contrast to half-full or half-empty dispositions, Josh says he prefers to be entirely neutral seeing things to be just as they are.

1. (noun) Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December.

1. (noun) Harem

1. (phrase) Josh uses this to denote when he's “tellin' it like it is”.

1. (proper noun) Herman Cain

1. (noun) Hindsight

1. (noun) Human Anatomy.

1. (phrase) A phrase often used to weasel out of accountability.

"There's no way I caused $6000 worth of damage to this apartment... I didn't do it intentionally!"

1. (phrase) A mangling of the phrase “I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night!” to reject a notion of one's perceived gullibility.

Cobra: “I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.”

Alex Anderson: “Yeah mother fuckers who you were born last night even though you're older than they are!”

1. (phrase) Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it.

1. (phrase) Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums.

1. (phrase) Said by Josh to prove his love of country through his years of experience as a proud patriot.

1. (phrase) A mangled idiom for “A good stretch of time”.

1. (adjective) Indepth.

1. (verb) Indoctrinated

1. (phrase, malaprop) Eternally grateful.

1. (noun) Interpretation.

1. (noun) Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances… rarely is he describing a true example of irony. (Variant: “Ironic”, “Deliciously ironic.”)

1. (phrase) A very half glass way of dealing with situations.

1. (phrase) A graphic and incorrect description of the process of natural childbirth.

1. (phrase) In the eye of the beholder.

1. (phrase) A musing from a drunken stream.

1. (phrase) Self-congratulatory utterance during a food hack.

1. (adverb) Inadvertently.

1. (proper noun) Joseph Goebbels

1. (proper noun) Joy Division

1. (proper noun) Kim Jon-Un

1. (proper noun) Lafayette.

1. (noun) Library

1. (phrase) Meant to signify how precious life is, while also maintaining a disposition of beauty in death.

“Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy… why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?”

1. (phrase) Originates from the movie Space Jam, a play on “like white on rice”.

1. (proper noun) Lucerne

1. (noun) Microwave

1. (proper noun) Marconi Giardiniera, a pickled blend of peppers, carrots, cauliflower, and celery in oil

1. (proper noun) Monterey Jack

1. (noun) Monetization

1. (proper noun) Morton Salt

1. (phrase) Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen.

1. (verb) Nestlé (Candy Company)

1. (phrase) No skin off my back.

1. (phrase) Said after saying something good about any product.

“Show that logo- not a sponsor.”

1. (proper noun) All Hallow's Eve, a traditional name for Halloween.

1. (proper noun) Olaf (The character from Frozen.)

1. (noun) Pastor.

1. (adverb) Phonetically.

1. (noun) Pompadour.

1. (verb) Pondering

1. (phrase) A phrase born out of a food-gasm.

1. (proper noun) Parmesan

1. (noun) Redrum.

1. (noun) Report.

1. (noun) Roster.

1. (verb) Rue.

1. (proper noun) Sargento Cheese

1. (proper noun) Saudi Arabian

1. (adjective) Savvy.

1. (noun) Sexual Entendre.

1. (noun) Sentiment

1. (noun) Sex Offender Registry

1. (proper noun) Sinead O'Connor

1. (proper noun) Smooth by Santana

1. (phrase) Witchcraft phrase to conclude a spell, similar to that of Amen for prayers.

1. (noun - malaprop) Social Construct.

1. (phrase - malaprop) Straight from the horse’s mouth

1. (noun) Subject.

1. (proper noun) Susan Wojcicki

1. (noun) Tuberculosis.

1. (noun) Taliban

1. (proper noun) Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow).

1. (phrase) (No definition provided)

1. (phrase) In regards to something cool/good happening. (Abbreviation: “TWU”) (Variant: That's most definitely what's up, “TMDWU”)

1. (proper noun) Tomi Lahren

1.(proper noun) YouTube.

1. (proper noun) Tanqueray

1. (noun) Transit.

1. (noun) Trichotillomania

1. (phrase) “Do not question me,” said the pathological liar.

1. (phrase - malaprop) Tugs at the heartstrings

1. (noun) Ulterior motives

1. (adverb) Unintentionally

1. (adjective) Uptight.

1. (proper noun) Val Kilmer

1. (verb) Waft.

1. (phrase) Implying that Josh is in control of his desires, such as engaging in sex, drinking alcohol, using tobacco, or huffing duster, though often it will not take long for him to cave to his cravings.

“Getting laid is a want and not a need, toobz.”

1. (phrase) Said after opening a can of fermented herring known as Surströmming, spilling some liquid onto the carpet in the process. This is a food notorious for having such a pungent and repulsive odor that it is banned from airplanes and is recommended to be opened underwater to contain the noxious odor.

1. (phrase) Another indecipherable theory on what happens after the sun “goes out”.

“When the Sun goes out, if humans have invented the technology to live without the Sun, that technology will only last so long until the Earth explodes.”

1. (phrase - malaprop) With bated breath

1. (phrase) A nonsensical musing

“Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.”

1. (phrase) An opinion offered rejecting the idea of beauty and sexuality being intrinsically linked

1. (phrase) Mangled idiom for “you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family”.

1. (phrase) You can't stop Josh from being a goth bad boy.

“You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the 'goth' out of GothicKingCobra52.”

1. (phrase) A twist on the old saying about not forcing love.

“You know, love is like a fart….it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it”

1. (phrase) You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

1. (phrase) Said to Jessica to describe the aroma of her genitals..

1. (noun) Josh's term for any editing of his videos, such as by BiteSizeCobraVids.

1. (proper noun) Zakk Wylde