The boy doesn't rest. His giant gourd is capable of spewing absurd amounts crap, ranging from mispronounced words to completely jumbled sayings that end up making no sense, making it impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers.

While there are some staples that the boy enjoys saying over and over, any time he opens his carp lips, there is a chance something new comes out, because he is listening, he listens to many other videos, and likes to repeat what other people say - like a toddler, if you will. And unfortunately for him, like a toddler, he doesn't really understand most of the stuff he repeats, which is very fortunate for us, because it blesses us with so many hilarious moments.

King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects

Josh has a handful of phrases that he will continuously use that have become ingrained in Cobraverse culture.

Sayings that need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal.

• Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.
• You know, love is like a fart….it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it.
• I've spent several years… Being patriotic…
• That's Rick Ross for ya!
• If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.
• It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self-aware you are of how shitty you are of a singer.
• Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.
• I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.
• Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube……but at what cost.
• You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose.
• Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy… why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?
• “Your pussy smells like Wendy's…”
• You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion… rant, 22 Jul 2024

Common and rare ones, all mixed together. Boy hears something, and like a parrot, often doesn't understand the meaning behind the words, but unlike parrot, is unable to memorize the precise saying, so ends up completely butchering the meaning.

Just like Josh enjoys customizing his food, his brain enjoys modifying the words the boy is trying to say.