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| Josh is well supplied by his loving family, which regularly buys him groceries for his <del>nasty experiments</del> 'food hacks', and over the course of years has used many exotic ingredients in combinations that no chef has ever thought before. For some reason, the boy seems to be allergic to almost all kinds of vegetables (perhaps doesn't want to engage in cannibalism), as they rarely appear in his dank hacks. | Josh is well supplied by his loving family, which regularly buys him groceries for his <del>nasty experiments</del> 'food hacks', and over the course of years has used many exotic ingredients in combinations that no chef has ever thought before. For some reason, the boy seems to be allergic to almost all kinds of vegetables (perhaps doesn't want to engage in cannibalism), as they rarely appear in his dank hacks. |
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| * **Grease** - One of Josh's favorite ingredients is Country Crock, which he affectionately calls "butter". The boy lives in grease, has been born out of grease, was molded by it and will die by it, so it's only natural that a cheap and unhealthy fat is his best friend in the kitchen. Essential part of most of the iconic recipes, has to be in any serious kitchen. | |
| * **Cheese** - If you don't cover your meal in so much cheese that you can't even see the original meal, are you even cooking? Your food is for pussies, unless you add double the amount of calories worth of cheese. Important part of any American household's diet. | |
| * **Bacon** - Like a middle aged man stuck in the 2000's, Josh forms parts of his identity out of videos he has seen more than a decade ago. These days, nobody bats an eye over a piece of bacon, but if you remember the days of Epic Meal Time being big on Youtube (dark days, but life was simple), bacon was everywhere. So the boy, exposed to videos with manly men, doing manly things, assumed that in order to be a real man, one must eat bacon, preferably in every meal, whenever it makes sense or not. Plus, extra grease! These days, Josh is too lazy to even cook his own bacon, so instead tells his caretakers to buy him a nasty abomination called Bacon Bits. | * **Bacon** - Like a middle aged man stuck in the 2000's, Josh forms parts of his identity out of videos he has seen more than a decade ago. These days, nobody bats an eye over a piece of bacon, but if you remember the days of Epic Meal Time being big on Youtube (dark days, but life was simple), bacon was everywhere. So the boy, exposed to videos with manly men, doing manly things, assumed that in order to be a real man, one must eat bacon, preferably in every meal, whenever it makes sense or not. Plus, extra grease! These days, Josh is too lazy to even cook his own bacon, so instead tells his caretakers to buy him a nasty abomination called Bacon Bits. |
| | * **Beer/Soda** - Josh enjoys splashing a bit of beer or soda into his food as it cooks to infuse it with the flavor of Bud Light, Mountain Dew, or whatever he's sippin' on. |
| | * **Cheese** - If you don't cover your meal in so much cheese that you can't even see the original meal, are you even cooking? Your food is for pussies, unless you add double the amount of calories worth of cheese. Important part of any American household's diet. |
| | * **Doritos** - Josh loves to add Doritos to his foods to add "that crunch, that munch" to his culinary creations. |
| | * **Grease** - One of Josh's favorite ingredients is Country Crock, which he affectionately calls "butter". The boy lives in grease, has been born out of grease, was molded by it and will die by it, so it's only natural that a cheap and unhealthy fat is his best friend in the kitchen. Essential part of most of the iconic recipes, has to be in any serious kitchen. |
| | * **Payne County Rust, Tony Chachere's, Slap Ya Mama** - Payne County Rust is a barbecue seasoning for use on steaks and burgers. Tony's and Slap Ya Mama are two roughly similar cajun seasonings that are intended for use on a wide variety of foods to add a cajun kick to them. Josh reaches for this holy trinity of seasoning blends frequently. |
| | * **Sal-gur** - A Cobra proprietary blend of salt and sugar |
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