The Dead Dog Chair(And various other chairs) is a recurring object in the Cobraverse. Every king requires his throne, and the King Cobra is no different. While Josh has sat in numerous chairs over his lifespan, the most well-known are the Floral Throne and the Dead Dog Chair.

These chairs are associated with highlights or other well-known parts of the KingCobraJFS story, and are instantly recognizable to fans of the era. These chairs are oft associated with the best moments in Josh's YouTube career.

The Dead Dog Chair
The Dead Dog Chair before and after Josh. Note the discoloration
First Seen: November 24, 2020
Description: The chair Josh's dogs used to sleep in
Lifespan: Still alive
Status: Extremely greasy, but still kicking(unlike Josh's dogs)
Sagas: The entirety of the Conquistador Age, The Trailer Saga

The Dead Dog Chair is the current and most prolific chair in the Cobraverse. Formerly a chair sat in by his father's dogs, Josh claims that he can feel the residual psychic energy of his departed pets when he sits in it. It has developed a healthy preservative crust of booze, Boglim fluids, and various gothic food substances to ensure its longevity, although the back cushion is now starting to show signs of wear as of September 2024. In October 2024, the Dead Dog Chair would receive several much-needed patches to the arms and back cushion by way of a supportive fan.

The Floral Throne
A young Josh Saunders in his throne
First Seen: Summer of 2016
Description: A chair likely found in a Goodwill dumpster with a faded floral pattern
Lifespan: Summer 2016 - April 2017
Status: Torn to shreds, hole punched through
Sagas: The Stephanie Saga, The Low Volume Saga, The Bailey and Izzy Saga, The Post-Wendy's Saga, The Rebirth Saga

The Floral Throne is a chair permanently entwined with the early ethos of KingCobraJFS - Many important and infamous events transpired when Josh was in this faded, flower-themed seat. The throne is an established chair in the early Cobraverse, surviving nearly an entire year of abuse by Josh and various Homeboys. Eventually, disaster would strike, and Josh would punch a hole in the top cushion, rendering it unusable. Josh would spend the next week sitting on his guitar case while searching for a chair fit for his regal countenance.

These thrones are of less significance than the others, but are still of importance to the Josh Saunders experience.

The Black Executive
First Seen:
Description: A buttoned black office chair, often associated with banks
Lifespan: April 2017-October 28, 2018
Status: destroyed by Josh
Sagas: The Rebirth Saga, The Summer Saga, The wandmaker saga

Despite its mainstay in Boglim History, The Black Executive is an oft-forgotten chair in Boglim History. Replacing the Floral Throne after a few weeks of sitting on his guitar case, Josh would often be seen in this during the middling period of The South Center Age. Some time around 2018, the seat of the chair can be seen to be worn particularly thin, perhaps due to Josh's permanent swamp ass finding a way to melt leather. In later October of 2018, the Executive would sustain more damage - the spine of the chair bent back to an unnatural 45 degrees, and the armrests missing. Eventually, Josh would replace it with The Spraypaint Provocateur in late October of 2018.

The Spraypaint Provocateur
First Seen: October 29, 2018
Description: A generic office chair spraypainted Cobra Green
Lifespan: October 2018 - January 2020
Status: Replaced
Sagas: The wandmaker saga, The Ellen Saga

Josh would order The Spraypaint Provocateur to replace his completely destroyed Black Executive in October 2018, and it would be delivered to his house live on stream, where he would assemble it over the span of over two hours while fucking it up numerous times, and then haphazardly paint the cushions and armrests his trademark dark-ish green color. The chair would be replaced for the vastly more comfortable Brown La-Z-Boy in early 2020.

The Brown La-Z-Boy
First Seen: February 2020
Description: A padded grandma's chair
Lifespan: February-November 2020
Status: Vanished during the first eviction, presumably acquired by a homeboy
Sagas: The Ellen Saga, the Eviction saga

The Brown La-Z-Boy is the second and more well-known chair of The South Center Age, being a vast, brown, and well-stuffed arm chair. This seat is particularly embedded into Cobraverse lore, being present for The Budweiser Challenge and his eventual eviction amongst others. It is unknown what happened to it after the eviction, only that it was replaced by the Dead Dog Chair.

The Black Recliner
First Seen: Unknown
Description: A more padded and sophisticated office chair, armrests slightly worn down
Lifespan: Unknown
Status: unknown
Sagas: The Wandmaker Saga

The Black Recliner is a curious transitional throne for Josh, being present during May of 2018 in the background. This chair served as an interim throne for times when Josh didn't feel like sitting in the Black Executive, and would sporadically appear during the summer of 2018.