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--- beliefs:drugs_and_alcohol [2024/09/20 23:32] – [Alcohol] doodt
+++ beliefs:drugs_and_alcohol [2025/12/17 21:43] (current) – wulongleftleg
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 To say Josh is an alcoholic is like saying "Those Al-Qaeda guys sure weren't great at landing planes". Josh has streamed drinking until he passes out, vomiting, experimenting with drink combos, and allegedly starting his day off with booze just to cure any hangovers he has. Josh [[objects:mead|also makes his own mead,]] presumably so that he can get drunk on his own terms. Josh's tolerance for alcohol is above average, but nothing particularly special, being able to down nearly 13 Budweisers in one sitting, and whiskey shots to boot. Josh's tolerance for bad alcohol, however, is an entirely different story - Josh has said that Hurricane beer, renowned for its foulness, is particularly good to his tongue, although it's difficult to discern if this is truth, lies, or just a tongue whose tastebuds have been forcibly adjusted to the Boglim diet.
-Josh is so addicted to alcohol at this point in his life that the removal of alcohol from his daily habits would likely cause him significant health problems.
+Hilariously enough despite consuming alcohol on a heightened frequency, Josh seemed to dislike the taste of alcohol in its entirety. Josh can often be seen sneezing after taking any form of alcoholic beverage, and has an odd propensity for what most people call "girly drinks", or alcohol with an abundance of additional flavors to help mask the alcoholic flavor. Josh would often take umbrage to this accusation, and would often defend his choice of booze with violent rants.
+Josh was so addicted to alcohol at the end of his life that the removal of alcohol from his daily habits would likely have caused him significant health problems.
 ==== Cannabis ====
-While Wyoming has made marijuana legal in recent years. Josh has always been particularly antsy about whether or not he does it recreationally, even though he made several videos of himself and Warlord smoking pot during [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]]. Josh first tried it during [[sagas:The Job Corps Saga]], going to far as to be expelled for its use, and has kept using it ever since.
+Josh has always been particularly antsy about whether or not he does weed recreationally, as Wyoming has not made the use of the drug legal. Despite this, Josh made several videos of himself and Warlord smoking pot during [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]]. Josh first tried it during [[sagas:The Job Corps Saga]], going to far as to be expelled for its use, and has kept using it ever since. Josh's relationship with weed could be best described as delusional, as Josh would make the statement during [[sagas:The Wandmaker Saga]] that weed cured cancer, AIDS, and autism.
 Josh has also forayed into synthetic cannabinoids such as Spice, although this would not last long - Josh was convinced by trolls that it makes your penis shrink.
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 ==== Aerosols ====
-Josh's most notorious addiction is computer duster, typically huffed. Sent to Josh by a fan during The Conquistador Age, Josh took to it almost immediately. Since then, Josh has had a marked reduction in his speed of speech, as well as diminished cognitive and motoric functions, well in line with abusers of duster. It is difficult to say if Josh will stop before he croaks.
+Josh's most notorious addiction is computer duster, typically huffed. Sent to Josh by a fan during The Conquistador Age, Josh took to it almost immediately. Since then, Josh has had a marked reduction in his speed of speech, as well as diminished cognitive and motoric functions, well in line with abusers of duster. It is difficult to say if Josh stopped before he croaked.
 ==== Nitrous Oxide ====
-While several tubes of nitrous oxide have been seen in Josh's trailer on top of his fridge, it appears that Josh is too stupid to understand how to get high off them.
+While several tubes of nitrous oxide have been seen in Josh's trailer on top of his fridge, it appears that Josh was too stupid to understand how to get high off them.
 ===== Not-so-legal narcotics =====
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 As of this date, there are no known instances of Josh doing heroin. Which all things considered, is probably for the best.
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