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Introduction
Alexzander 'Warlord' Campbell is one of Josh's closest homeboys living in Casper, Wyoming. Alex is widely known in the Cobraverse as a mooch, a liar and an extremely annoying pest when on camera with Josh.
Alex has an obsession with the fictional universe of Warhammer 40k. He models much of his life philosophy from quotes spoken by fictional characters within this universe, more specifically quotes from the Space Wolves chapter of the Space Marines and the ranks of Paladins within the Grey Knights chapter. Alex often attempts to impart such sage wisdom on to Josh in the form of stolen or bastardized quotes but, little does Alex know, Josh barely heeds the words of one man….and he is not Alex.
When speaking about Alex in the Cobraverse, his sexuality more often than not is the first thing fans talk about. Through leaked messages, Alex often exchanges naked pictures of himself to men (usually trolls) who talk with him on Facebook.
Alex has many run-ins with the Casper PD and has been arrested on more than on-occasion for failure to comply and a domestic battery charge filed on him by either his ex-wife Valorie or her mother.
One of Alex's most popular claims is that he is related to John Allen Campbell, the man Alex claims is responsible for allowing women to vote.
Early life
Many of Alex's closest friends and former classmates say that he had an abusive upbringing due to his fathers alcoholism and penchant for violence. Alex's mother passed away due to breast cancer in 2018.
One of Alex's former classmates say that he was a quiet and reclusive child, choosing to fixate on board games instead of interacting with his peers. Alex was obsessed with the Warhammer 40k universe and is said to get his morals and religion from the Paladins, a rank within the Grey Knights Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes. Alex's former classmate believes that Punch-Drunk Syndrome is the reasoning behind Alex's history with substance abuse and his allegedly history of physical abuse with women.
Alex is related to homeboy Michael “Darfliny b” Baldwin, they are cousins.
Marriages
Alex has been married twice to two local women in Casper, Wyoming. Alex has always wanted children and has said in the past that he has always wanted to start a Campbell army of kids. As Alex derives much of his personal philosophy from the fictional Adeptus Astartes/Ordo Malleus, it's likely he finds comfort in the idea of having a large familial structure like a Space Marine Chapter with himself at the head, the “Primarch” of his family. Unfortunately for Alex, these marriages would not last long, but he did go on to have 2-3 children (that we know of).
Wenona
Wenona Balzer is Alex's first wife and, sadly, will not be his last. She graduated from Heritage High School in Michigan in 2011, moving to Casper to pursue educational opportunities at the college. You may notice that compared to many of the characters within Josh's life, Wenona is remarkably normal and reasonable. This is because she's not from Casper.
Wenona is a self-proclaimed Pagan but considers other Pagan cults in Casper such as The Kindred 'Fagans', a combination of the word Fake and Pagan. Wenona was asked to join The Kindred by her ex-boyfriend Matt Ciampi but quickly realized their group was just a polygamous sex orgy between Matt Ciampi, Damion and Megan and Stephanie, harboring no real interest in casting curses or being mad about Jesus. Wenona and Matt Ciampi's relationship didn't last however, as Matt wanted an open relationship. This was attempted, but Wenona said “It just didn't work.”
Wenona gave birth to Victor Michael Balzer on 11/28/2017 but gave their child up for adoption because she couldn't raise the child with her boyfriend. Wenona says that she still sees her son almost every week.
Wenona met Alex through mutual friends but, unfortunately, was not acutely aware of Alex's past. Around this time, Wenona said that Alex was homeless and needed a place to stay. Being the rather kind person that she is, Wenona offered to allow Alex to stay at her home. However, Wenona's landlord stipulated that Alex could not move in unless they were married, which seems like a really strange request in terms of a rental agreement but, without much thought and with Alex desperate for housing, Wenona and Alex fulfilled that prerequisite, getting hitched sometime in 2017.
The marriage between Wenona and Alex would not last long, however.
Wenona claims that Alex's behavioral problems caused friction within the house, excessive drinking and monetary theft being the most common. This friction would come to a head, however, as one day one Wenona's ex-boyfriend came to visit her at her apartment and Alex, apropos of nothing, became absolutely enraged and lunged at him. Wenona shielded her ex-boyfriend and took a “beating” from Alex, claiming that she overpowered Alex and kicked him away. Alex would then proceed to start cutting his arms with a kitchen knife. While having a realization that this behavior may be the impetus for involuntary hospitalization, Alex quickly attempted to discard of the evidence, throwing away the knives and quickly fleeing the scene. As anyone could expect, this indecent hastily ended the marriage between Wenona and Alex, with Wenona kicking Alex out of the apartment the very next day, both agreeing to an annulment. Alex even agreed to pay the $60 divorce fee, which is as close as Alex's got to paying anything resembling child support. Wenona says that she hasn't spoken to or seen Alex in person since their divorce in early 2018.
Valorie
During the finalization of Alex and Wenona's divorce, homeboy Michael Baldwin (Darfliny) made the unfortunate mistake of introducing Alex to his half cousin Valorie. Wenona says that Valorie was 17 at the time while Alex was in his early 20s when they started dating. She also claims that Alex neglected to tell Valorie that they were related until after they got married.
Alex proposed to Valorie on the 20th of November 2017. They had a lovely, literal shotgun trailer wedding under a Christmas tree on the 23rd of December, 2017.
Marriage ceremony. | Their first dance. | The cutting of the cake. |
A few months after getting hitched, Alex got Valorie pregnant, and they had their first child in September 2018. Unfortunately, the baby was born deaf and was taken by child services because Alex and Valorie were unable to provide proper care for their baby. Valorie understandably had a some issues dealing with this and Alex had a mental breakdown and was admitted to a mental hospital in Casper, Wyoming.
In August 2018, Valorie confessed to Alex that she cheated on him with another man and contracted an STD. Alex broke down and was allegedly re-admitted to the mental hospital.
On May 20th 2018, Valorie uploaded a picture of her baby scan to Facebook. Alex was arrested for domestic battery on the same day. As stated on one of Casper’s local news websites Oil City News. Alex claims he tried stopping Valorie from falling to the ground in the home of Valorie's mother.
On December 7th 2019, Valorie gave birth to their second child.(1) Shortly after the baby was born, the couple filed for divorce. Wenona claims that Valorie would talk to her and tell her that Alex would beat her.
Valorie got engaged to a guy called Andy Cashir on July 19th 2020 and moved to Kentucky. The pair broke up and Andy started dating Alex's soon to be baby momma Callie Mae Voight in 2020.
Introduction into the Cobraverse
Alex would often make many appearances in the Cobraverse off-screen starting in early 2017. Around this time Alex was working full time as a dishwasher at a local restaurant/bar The Office Bar and Grill. However, Alex made his first official appearance into the Cobraverse on March 27th 2017 in Josh's video called Smokehouse Pizza review (2). Josh sits down and eats one of his famous customized pizza's from Little Caesars whilst Alex sat on Josh's bed off-screen coughing dealing with a cold. Josh offered Alex some of his Swampadelic Hot Sauce to clear his sinuses and help with his cold.
Alex and Valorie appeared off-screen on Josh's video “Drink combo and vocal cover”(3) on April 5th 2017. Alex brought over a bottle of mixed Fleischmann's vodka, Cherry Pepsi and Mike's Hard Strawberry Lemonade and Josh named the drink combo the Cobra Campbell. In this video, Alex reveals that him and Valorie are having their first child and Josh joked and said they know it isn't his. Josh sang a Michael Jackson vocal cover and Alex gave him props for making an attempt at hitting the high notes. Josh beat himself up over his bad singing and guitar playing.
Alex plugged his Youtube channel loganstorm fang(4) which is his Warhammer nickname. Alex's channel mostly consists of him recording his TV playing Warhammer 40k: Space Marine and Skyrim. He also has one video of himself giving Josh a shoutout.
On April 12th 2017, Alex was seen for the first time in the background of Josh's outside video “Summer Dream pipe tobacco”(5). Alex talks about walking home wearing a military jacket, somebody drove by and called him a poser. Alex allegedly shouted back at the driver “Hey! Come back here and say it to my face”.
On April 14th 2017, Alex appeared in another one of Josh's videos named “Drink Combo”(6). Alex brought over some beer, Fleischmann's vodka and Cherry 7up and named the drink combo The Pink Cobra (sponsored by Alex Campbell, doodt.) Prior to this video, Josh purchased some pipe tobacco from the website www.PipesandCigars.com. Alex showed off a tobacco pipe he bought especially to smoke Josh's tobacco, but because it hadn't arrived yet, Alex had to wait. The two discussed the owner of the Cigar Rialto passing away and how hard it is now to get tobacco pipes in Casper. In this video, Alex famously shows off the half bottle of Fleischmann's vodka and proceeds to drop it and spill it on the floor. Alex revealed that his mother Kim unfortunately passed away of breast cancer on November 20th, 2008.
Dipshits in The Dishpit
On May 7th 2017, Josh uploaded a video titled “I got a job”(7). In the video Josh reveals that after 9 months of being unemployed, Alex managed to get Josh a job as a dishwasher at The Office Bar and Grill, where he also worked as a dishwasher. Josh thanks Alex for getting him the job and bragged that he would be earning $10 an hour washing dishes. Josh never revealed where he was working but his fans/trolls quickly figured it out. On March 10th, Josh uploaded a video titled “Drink Combo (8) where he mixes Monster Mutant and Mountain Dew Black Label with Alex before his shift.
On April 14th 2017, Alex was arrested for public intoxication. (Source for this no longer exists, Oil City News has removed it, recommend screenshot if somebody has one.)
The Warlord vs The Second Serpent
On May 17th 2017 during the The Second Serpent Saga, Josh made a video called “Fuck you KingKobraJFS”(9) where Josh would try to prove to his loyal fanbase that he was the RELE KingCobraJFS. In the video, Josh shredded the national anthem on his infamous BC Rich Warlock guitar and addressed 'the faker' KingKobraJFS. At 6:30, Alex inserts himself into the the video and says that he's not familiar with YouTube, that he KNOWS the rele KingCobraJFS, he works in a dishpit WITH him* and if people don't like him, they can kiss his Torchic. He'd finish it off by throwing down the gauntlet and challenging the fake Cobra to a fist fight.
*Alex had just doxed Josh's workplace more widely than was previously known. This would not be the first time this happens.
Throughout the rest of the video Alex would chime in with comments such as “I'm really nice to my friends and the ones I consider brothers. I would fucking die for my brothers but YOU dude, seriously, you ain't my brother. I can't say you're my enemy because my enemies, I love too.” (quote). Josh mentioned that the faker, “KingKobraJFS,” needed to go into a mental hospital and that “I've had mental help but I'm still sadistic.”
Alex took offence because he wasn't mention in KingKobraJFS' videos because he considers himself Josh's best friend.
Around halfway through the video, Josh says that “KingKobraJFS is sucking his dick and that he would cum down the back of his throat”, Alex then piped in and told Josh to stop fueling the hermaphrodite goddess of sex, pleasure and pain called 'Slannesh'. Alex then also made the comment that “You have to know how to lick it before you can beat it”. Alex would also mention that he liked squeezing butts and that butts on men and women all look the same from behind and that some butts look so good that you wouldn't know the gender of the person until they took their clothes off. These bizarre comments made both Josh and his trolls equally confused about Alex's sexuality. In later years, these comment would prove prophetic as he'd eventually transition into a woman…..allegedly. Who the fuck even knows at this point.
Alex also made reference to his ex-wife Wenona when Shon said that he “fucked Josh's biological mom Laura” and Shon liked “the taste of psychotic cunt.” Alex said that you don't need to bring his ex-wife into this.
Alex would end the video by telling a joke about how women are like KFC buckets, whatever the fuck that means.
Now that Josh was working with Alex on a regularly basis, Alex began showing up in many of Josh's Facebook livestreams in March. On March 22nd during the video Pay Day(9) where Josh received his first pay cheque working at The Office Bar and Grill, Alex would join in on what Josh was discussing and try add to the conversation. Most notably, Alex would start imitating a stereotypical gay man's voice when Josh said that his cobra tattoo on his arm was “sick as fuck”. Josh asked how his girlfriend Valorie feels about him doing the voice and she finds it funny.
In the video, Alex mentions that his first son just turned four years old and made a comment about Josh making the 'All-Father proud' when Josh asked if he could finish the bottle of spirits they were sharing. Josh wasn't happy that Alex mentioned a deity so he said that Jesus is a cunt and Alex made the comment that Josh doesn't like vagina, referring to Josh's use of the word cunt. Josh was visibly upset with comment Alex had made and thus made it abundantly clear that Josh was a straight heterosexual male. Alex would then go on to tell Josh that attending his and Valorie's wedding was mandatory later on in the year and that he would pay to get Josh laid. Josh didn't care that Valorie had single friends and was not interesting in dating or companionship. Josh did not attend Alex and Valorie's wedding.
Alex claimed that Wenona asked Alex to marry him during sex after only dating for 9 days. (10)
Alex would go on to calling himself a professional dishwasher and that he has to have it ran his way because the dish pit is his bitch. Josh ended the video by talking about needing money to repair the hairline crack he has on his shotgun. In a strange turn of events, Alex gets up and makes a donation to Josh of $20. Josh confused, took the money and thanked Alex.
On the 30th of March, Alex yet again appeared on Josh's video called Advice Video(11). The video itself was very boring, Josh gave some dating advice and Alex chimed in and said that if you're going to date someone, you should find someone who's the exact polar opposite because opposite's attract.
A Short Departure
A few months after Alex got Josh the job at The Office Bar and grill, Alex moved out of Casper for roughly 6 months. Wenona claims that friends of hers in Casper threatened Alex to leave town after Wenona claimed Alex was abusive to her. Alex returned to Casper late into 2017, finalized his divorce with Wenona and married Valorie on December 23rd. Not much else is known about Alex's time away from Casper, but it can be safe to assume that child support was not paid, gay for pay was done and the All-Father was hailed.
Return to The Cobraverse
On January 19th 2018, Josh livestreamed on Facebook with Alex(12) and answered questions from Josh's fans. Josh mentioned that Summer told him when they were dating that she would like to be transgender and Alex added by saying that she had been talking about that transition for a long time. Josh famously responded by saying that she supported her but ”… her fake-ass dick won't be as good as his dick but, her loss“. Alex also mentioned that you could get laid for $60 a strip club outside of town called Racks. Josh was disgusted by that comment and said that he has heard some bad rumours about Racks.
During the video Alex tells the story of how he got a $100 fine for public intoxication, got a job on that same day working at a bar. Alex claimed that he got a medal for being an outstanding citizen from president Donald Trump in 2017 and another from Bill Clinton.
On February 15th 2018, Josh livestreamed on Facebook and Alex once again brought over some alcohol, specifically Mountain Dew and Fleischmann's Vodka and took the liberty of naming the drink combo a 'Torch Bug'. Earlier that day, Alex claims he was waiting outside of Josh's apartment but then gave up and began walking home and was struck by a Ford F250.[13] Alex began talking about gaming and Josh looked disinterested.
Candy and Beer
For the first time ever, Josh livestreamed on YouTube for almost 3 hours with Alex in an infamous video called Candy and Beer(13). Despite Alex bringing over a six-pack of Budweiser and Japanese candy for the two to review, Alex was trolled mercilessly by Josh's fans and trolls. Over the almost 3-hour livestream, fans and trolls would call Alex a mooch and ask Josh if Alex was his boyfriend along with other insults. After many videos of Alex being off camera, Alex showed his face to the livestream and remained on screen for most of the stream. Fans and trolls began asking where the two work and were met with juvenile responses.(14) When the old pet goat meme came up, Alex claimed he had a pet goat once. When Josh asked if he was gay or a transgender, Josh responded with “I'm not a fag or a faggot…”, Alex wondered why people are bullying when online bullying in the state of Wyoming carries a $1,000 fine and a one-year prison sentence. Josh also said that he supports gay people because that means more pussy for him and Alex responded by asking Josh if he had ever been to a gay couple's house and that their houses are usually very clean. During the livestream Alex said his infamous line:
“Why are people so anal about anal… if you like anal with a girl it's going to be no different with a guy because they all look the same from behind.” |
Around halfway into the livestream, Josh stated that Alex is actually bisexual. Josh was getting more and more annoyed at the constant comments of “RIP Homeboy Scotty” and began banning anyone that would say the phrase. Near the end of the livestream Alex referred to President Donald Trump as “the God over mankind” when asked if he could give him a shoutout.
On March 20th 2018, during Josh's cooking video “Making stuffed crust pizza”(15) both Alex Anderson and Alex Campbell conveniently appeared at the end of the video after Josh's pizza had finished cooking. Alex claimed he held down a 180 pound bull mastiff while the dog got stitches in its face. Alex Campbell makes a joke by saying “Josh cooks up pizzas like Hitler cooked up the jews” when Josh showed both Alex's his pizza cooking in the oven. Josh offered both Alex's a slice of pizza and a Marlboro Smooth cigarette each, and they of course obliged. Alex Anderson almost slipped up and mentioned smoking weed at the end of the video.
On April 9th 2018, during a livestream on YouTube called “after math”(16) Josh out of nowhere claimed that Alex's ex-wife Wenona wanted to have sex with Josh while pregnant. Wenona refuted these claims in 2020 by saying that this never happened and that the pregnancy diagnostic was incorrect and was not pregnant. Josh said he declined the offer and believed that women can become pregnant again if they have sex while pregnant, calling it getting “Double Pregnant.” Josh also didn't want to jeopardize their friendship. Josh also revealed that Alex Anderson and some friends came over to Josh's apartment and Alex's friend gave Josh oral sex. Josh didn't divulge any information about the woman other than she had big breasts and that she swallowed Josh's cum when he nutted in her mouth. What a gentleman.
Around the second week of April, behind the scenes Alex claimed he was planning on making wands and t-shirts with his likeness on to try and earn some money. Josh's fans believed Alex was just trying to piggyback off of Josh's fame and presumably sell these shirts to Josh's fans. On April 11th during a “chillin out”(17) livestream, Josh got asked if he had seen Alex recently, and Josh said that Alex was meant to come over a few days ago but never did. He said he hasn't seen him in a few weeks. This would be a reoccurring theme in Warlord's life as he was often transient or living on the kindness of others.
The Warlord Cock T-Shirt
While Alex was dating Valorie and expecting their child, Alex began perusing the internet for a male partner to chat to and exchange naked pictures. At the time, Alex and Valorie had spoken about their relationship being open so that Alex could pursue getting his neghole pozzed up by filthy corner-dwelling twinks. In early April, Alex began chatting to what he believed to be a man named Jean. Alex did not know at the time that Jean was, in fact, one of Josh's trolls in disguise. Alex told Jean that he had applied and got a license to do porn. It is claimed that Alex began sexting and sending extremely graphic pornographic images and videos to Jean. The videos and pictures consisted of Alex showing his penis in full body pictures and putting his fingers and small dildos into his anus, giving birth to the meme: “Alex's excellent muscle control”. These pictures and videos were leaked to a well known fan/troll called Museum Privilege.
Museum Privilege would later open up an online shirt store where he sold t-shirts with the leaked pornographic images of Alex. One of these t-shirts would find it's way to Josh.
Josh gets a special present
On the 16th of April 2018, during a regular livestream called “Unboxing Video”(17), Josh received a package in the mail from Teespring. Teespring is a custom merchandise website where creators can sell to their audiences. Josh, being used to getting mostly innocuous things in the mail from his trolls at the time, didn't think much of it and fired up YouTube for a quick unboxing video. Josh opened the package and for a brief moment, wasn't quite aware of what he just saw….but when it hit him that he'd just received a picture with Alex's super-imposed penis on it, Josh uttered one of the most quotable and liked lines in The Cobraverse:
“Oh cool… what the fuck is this nasty shit… who the fu… oh that's disgusting.”
Josh was fucking furious. He immediately threw the shirt in the garbage, checking the packaging to see if there was a sender address. Since it came from Teespring, there wasn't. Josh then explained, in detail, that it was a picture of Alex's erect penis on the shirt and questioned why Teespring even printed that design. Josh predictably deleted the livestream, however a fan uploaded it to a new channel for everyone else to enjoy.
Josh would go live immediately after with a livestream called “Chilling.”(18) Josh said that he wasn't going to overreact to the shirt because that's what the trolls want and that sending him that shirt was disgusting and rude. He mentions that Alex told Josh that he was working on getting a license to do porn, despite the fact that pornography is not regulated in Wyoming because it is illegal to make in Wyoming. Josh assumed that trolls found the picture online on a porn site somewhere and questioned again why Teepsring printed the shirt. Later on that same day, Josh did another livestream simply called “why”(19) where he addressed shirt and said that he wasn't prepared for the shirt and to the dismay of the trolls, did not overreact. Josh questioned the sanity of the trolls and said that all the trolls are doing is trying to get a reaction out of Josh. Josh said that he wanted to pour hydrogen peroxide into his eyes after he saw the picture of Alex's penis…which is a very reasonable position to take.
On April 19th, Josh went live with Alex on a livestream called “Sexy Cobra Angel leggings”(20) where he was shilling custom leggings for his female fans at the ridiculous price of $44.99. During the livestream, Josh said Alex told him that the Warlord Cock T-Shirt that was sent to a few days ago, got Alex fired from his job at a veterinarian clinic. According to Alex, a customer came into the clinic wearing the shirt featuring Alex's penis and so the clinic fired Alex. This turned out to be a lie as Valorie's mother said he had never worked at a veterinarian clinic before. Alex doubled down on his lies during this livestream, telling Josh that he was seeking legal council and that Google were going to be suing Teepsring for sexual harassment. He yammered on that trolls hacked his Google account and stole his coveted penis pictures. Alex also found humor in the fact that Josh's leggings were being sold for $44.99 but a shirt with a picture of his penis was being sold for $12. During the livestream, Josh was open to the idea of making a custom thong for his fans and Alex said that he would consider it because he's done drag before.
After these livestreams, Josh didn't talk about Warlord or have him over at his apartment again. The troll who was named Jean says that Warlord once again moved out of Casper to stay with Valorie's mother. We would not hear from Alex for another 4 1/2 months but it is safe to say that he returned to his transient homosexual ways.
A Brief Hiatus
In August 2018, trolls close to Alex claim that Valorie confessed to Alex that she cheated on him with another man and contracted an STD. Alex broke down and was allegedly re-admitted to the mental hospital.
In September 2018, Valorie gave birth to their first child. Unfortunately, the baby was born deaf and was taken by child services because Alex and Valorie were unable to provide proper care for their baby. Valorie had a mental breakdown. After the baby was taken by the state, Alex had a mental breakdown and was admitted to a mental hospital for the second time this year.
CobraCraftWands.com
Enjoying one of America's greater pastimes, trolls would yet again devise a plan to trick Josh into looking at Alex's erect penis. One of Josh's trolls purchased the domain name www.cobracraftwands.com (This link currently 404s, I don't think we need to actually link what was there) and in lieu of using the domain as an avenue to sell wands, decided to use it to host a link of Alex inserting a small dildo into his anus. During a livestream on Facebook on September 17th 2018, a troll who was friends with Josh on Facebook told Josh that somebody had bought his business' domain name. Curious and slightly frustrated, Josh visited the link and only to be briefly introduced to the inside of Alex's asshole. Josh adamantly proclaimed that this wasn't an official link to his merchandise. Shortly afterwards, Josh got told that the video was of his friend Alex and he was annoyed that trolls were still bullying Alex. Trolls later on in the video tried convincing Josh that Alex was working with Gothic Dee but the attempt was quickly shot down by Josh.
A String of Arrests
On May 20th 2019, Valorie uploaded a picture of her baby scan to Facebook. Alex was arrested for domestic battery on the same day, as stated on one of Casper’s local news websites Oil City News. Alex claims he tried stopping Valorie from falling to the ground in the home of Valorie's mother.
On July 16th 2019, Alex was arrested for and held for probation and parole. (Source for this no longer exists, Oil City News has removed it, recommend screenshot if somebody has one.)
On September 9th 2019, was again arrested for public intoxication, interference, disturbance-breach of peace.(Source for this no longer exists, Oil City News has removed it, recommend screenshot if somebody has one.)
On the November 22nd 2019, Alex was yet again arrested for domestic battery. (Source for this no longer exists, Oil City News has removed it, recommend screenshot if somebody has one.)
A Second Return
On December 6th 2019 during a livestream called “chillin”(21), Alex made his return to The Cobraverse halfway through the livestream. Alex was uncharacteristically silent in this stream, likely from his multiple visits to jail and the mental hospital taking their toll.
The very next day, Alex and Valorie welcomed their second baby Kimberly to the world. Shortly after their baby was born, Alex and Valorie unofficially separated.
Early in 2020, Alex's two children were taken by foster care and adopted by a family locally in Casper. Alex didn't beat himself up much about missing the kids, as the new parents told Alex he can see his children when he wanted to as they still wanted him in the picture. Sometime after, Alex moved into Valorie's parents trailer located in Bar Nun, a 20-minute drive outside of Casper. Alex would often take a 2 hour walk back into Casper to see Josh. This was because at the time, Alex was attempting to become Josh's “Wand making apprentice” in effort to make some extra cash.
On April 27th 2020, Alex appeared in Josh's video “drink combo with a homie”(22). Josh mixes up some Bacardi Mango, Rolling Rock and Monster. The two talk about the stimulus check of $1,200 they received and Josh said he will be spending his money on wand supplies and also stimulating the Casper economy by purchasing liquor and other vices from local businesses. The day prior, Josh contemplated ripping up the check but then a few minutes afterwards deleted the Facebook post and said he wasn't going to.
Alex said he was having a rough day but came to see Josh and it cheered him up and inspired himself to start up his own business selling papier-mâché masks online. Alex said he wanted to 3D print cosplay costumes in the future and asked Josh to paint them. Josh was open to the idea but only if Alex chipped in some money to pay for spray paint, for which Alex responded “I'll pay $5 here and there when I can.” Josh even gave Alex his crappy pentagram ring he got from Wish.com after he found his old one. Throughout the video Alex would interrupt when Josh was speaking, which to this very day still irritates Josh like nothing else could.
On August 6th 2020, Alex appeared on a YouTube livestream entitled “chillin”(22) with Josh while he was working on a staff. Josh ranted about his account not being approved on OnlyFans after fans convinced Josh to make his own OnlyFans page, where he planned to post pictures of his erect penis for his of-age fangirls. Later in the video, Alex convinced Josh that the government are trying to install tracking chips into American citizens in disguise as a vaccine for the COVID-19 virus. Throughout the livestream trolls began donating through superchat to get Josh to talk about Alex's rectum in reference to his porn videos leaked in 2019. Josh began reading off troll comments in reference to Josh and Alex being gay and also criticizing Josh's would-be tard wrangler Chazz's motives. Chazz was watching the livestream and bought Alex and Josh a medium pizza from Pizza Hut to prove he was a real fan. Alex can be seen sporting a mohawk and antagonized Josh's trolls by walking past Josh's webcam eating a slice of pizza and saying “fucking haters.” Towards the end of the livestream, Alex left Josh's apartment to let Michael Baldwin aka Darfliny b into the apartment building, staying outside to have a smoke. Darfliny entered, sat next to Josh without Josh even noticing and then went into Josh's bathroom to take a shit while Josh was listening to music and doing a vocal cover. Josh finished the vocal cover and got up to ask who he thought was Alex in the bathroom where his vape pen went, as he was doing so Alex walked into Josh's apartment, back from his smoke, and Josh became immediately confused as to who was in his bathroom. Thinking a homeless intruder burst into his house to take a shit while he was unaware, Josh rushed to his bathroom and pushed open his door only to see Darfliny taking a massive shit. After the livestream, Josh uploaded a video called “Chilling at the bar”(23) where he Alex and Darfliny went to The Office Bar and Grill to play pool. Alex gave Darfliny an awkward hug and Darf was visibly unpleased by this, it's well known that Darfliny thinks his cousin is a shiftless crackhead, he doesn't like associating with him in any way.
The Apprentice and The Theft
In July 2020, Alex began officially and consistently helping Josh make wands, interspliced with the usual insanity Warlord brings.
For this brief time period, Josh's ego would grow, ending with Warlord occasionally calling Jorp 'master', which was too weird even for Josh, who asked him to stop doing so. The master is so humble. They would go out together and 'scavenge' for suitably powerful magical materials for wands, in layman terms, went picking sticks in a local park.
On July the 23rd, a fan called “vtownthebadguy” aka Robbie recorded an episode of “In the Pit with KingCobraJFS.” These were attempts at interviewing Cobra and obtaining more information about his past, however they would prove to be futile as Cobra has the memory of a drug-addled toddler. Alex interrupted the podcast and began questioning Robbie's intentions and inserted himself into the podcast. Robbie did not release this episode as his microphone was accidentally muted the entire time, this is considered lost media. (I need this video sourced, if anyone has it please upload it and source it properly.)
On September the 2nd, Josh uploaded a video called “Drink combo”(24) which featured Alex. Josh was either drunk or very tired during this video as Alex pretty much talked all throughout the video about various topic like Star Wars. Alex talked about putting miniature Stormtrooper helmets on top of Josh's staffs but Josh sounded uninterested in the collaboration. Alex was hopeful that Josh would split the money he made from selling the wands and staff's the day prior.
A Betrayal
On September the 12th 2020, Josh went behind Alex's back and sold the jewelry box that Alex found for roughly $60. Alex found the jewelry box and engraved a cobra on as well as engraving their names on the box. Josh's signature was much larger and more pronounced.(25)
On September the 21st 2020, Josh went live on YouTube livestream called “chillin” with Alex.(25) Early on into the stream, a dastardly trole donated to Josh using Streamlabs under the name WarlordCrambul, asking if Josh has sold the jewelry box. Alex saw the message on Josh's screen and asked Josh if it actually sold. Josh said that he sold it because he needed the money and then played dumb and was unsure if the box had been sold on the week prior. Josh checked his Etsy account and noticed that it did sell. Alex said that the jewelry box was his idea and asked Josh if they were going to split $40 Josh made. Looking defeated and uncomfortably while holding his chin, Josh nodded his head. It's clear that Josh intended to sell it without Alex's knowledge and rake in the money for himself, this is a good example of how devious Josh can be when he thinks nobody is looking.
Towards the end of September, Alex was notably absent from Josh's livestreams and videos. Predictably, Josh spent all of his wand money within the first few days of being paid. He never paid Alex the money that he owed him.
New Channel, Drama and Doxing
On October the 10th 2020, Alex created a new YouTube channel called Warlord Campbell(26) and began uploading videos. Alex's first two videos were called “advice of the day.” Alex would then create advice videos and similar style videos to Josh. Alex expressed interest in doing livestreams but said there are restrictions on his account and he needed at least 1,000 subscribers.
Alex also created a new TikTok account called warlordcampbell (Now Deleted) where he would post poorly done miming to songs and also harass his ex-wife Valorie on the platform because she had her own account called daddysgirl933. (27)
On the October 10th 2020, Alex began texting with whom he thought was a fan but was actually a troll. The person talking to Alex asked him if he had received any money from the wands he helped Josh make. Alex said he hasn't been scammed per say and that going forward his plan was to create his own wands because working with Josh wasn't worth the cost. Alex began airing his dirty laundry to this troll/fan about wanted to have sex with Alex Anderson widow Jessica and talking about Josh's last blowjob. He also said that if he gave Josh a blowjob he would turn him gay. He briefly spoke about his children and proceeded to have a mental breakdown on Facebook for everyone to see.
On October the 13th, Alex doxed himself on his YouTube channel when a fan offered to send him Warhammer 40k figures in the mail. Three days later, Alex deleted all of his videos on his YouTube channel and stating that he did it because of an unspecified drama although we can probably surmise that it's because the doxing. Fortunately, a fan saved all of Alex's videos before he deleted them for archival purposes. Alex a day later began uploading videos again, he gave a sparse update on his new wand production and also found out that he will be having a baby boy and will be naming him James.
Pornhub and The Eviction Saga
On October the 29th, Alex told the troll/fan he was talking to that his ex-wife Valorie posted a video of her and Alex having sex on the porn website Pornhub. Alex gave the link to the video called “Daddy Fucks his little Whore (Now Deleted) Alex says that after he told the fan about the video, he warned Josh about the video and told him to be careful if one of his trolls send him a link to the video.
A day later, Josh went live with a livestream called “chillin”(28) where Alex and Josh drink beers and talk about Josh's eviction. Josh also congratulates on Alex's news that Callie, Alex's new baby momma, will be giving birth to a boy and Alex was happy and excited.
Alex continued to make videos for his YouTube channel to a mediocre response from Josh's fandom. On November the 16th, Alex made a video called “rant”(29) and said that he had a COVID-19 test and couldn't see his daughter. Alex did not admit to testing positive for COVID-19 but admitted to a fan that he allegedly had sex with a transsexual in Casper that he met on Grinder and may have contracted the virus.
On November the 19th, during the video called “bean juice n check in”(30) Alex said that his quarantine ends on the 24th of November and that his dad, Valorie's mom and her boyfriend Jeffery will be moving into their trailer with him. Alex has said in the past that his dad was in a mental hospital in Casper.
TikTok Drama, Disappearance and Jail
Not long after the move, Valorie would confirm that Alex had moved out of her mother's trailer on TikTok. Throughout the rest of November, Alex would post random TikTok's and would tag his ex-wife Valorie. Valorie wouldn't reply to Alex and most likely blocked him on TikTok.
On November the 27th, Scrapper Steve aka Lyle commented on Valorie's TikTok asking if she had heard from Alex. Valorie revealed that Alex had moved out of her mother's trailer and did not know or care where he was. Josh was often asked by if his fans if he had heard from Alex but Josh would say no and wished him the best.
Alex would mostly go unheard of around the Christmas holidays but on January the 19th, Alex texted a fan/troll saying that he was living in a homeless shelter at the Wyoming Rescue Mission. At this homeless shelter they offer emergency shelter, food and a Christian Discipleship Program.
On January the 23rd, Alex made a short re-appearance at Josh's new apartment during a “chilin (31) livestream. Alex didn't say much, spent most of his time tweaking in the background and left about 50 minutes into the livestream.
On January the 29th, Alex made another appearance during a “chillin”(32) livestream and drank root beer floats with Josh.
Arrested!
On February 9th, it was reported on the Oil City News website that Alex was arrested for Failure to Comply. Alex was allegedly kicked out of the homeless shelter he was staying at and moved in with some friends.
Alex disappeared from social media soon after and in early March, members of the Cobraverse were prompted to call the Natrona County Lock-up to see if Alex was incarcerated. Alex was indeed arrested for Failure to Comply/Probation Revocation and was being held for violating his probation and was awaiting a court date. Alex later confirmed that he violated his parole by slapping his girlfriend Callie's (his newest baby momma) sister Sarah after she allegedly assaulted his girlfriend. Alex also revealed that he missed a probation appointment and ignored his parole officer, resulting in the warrant for his arrest. Alex claimed he turned himself in.
Alex's court date was on March the 11th, his bond was revoked and he was sentenced to 6 months at the Natrona County Detention Center.
On March the 16th in the Courtney Sucks Discord server, Josh said that Alex was raped by people he thought was his friends and that is presumably why he gets so upset about the subject of rape and sickos.
On May the 14th, Alex got in trouble at the detention center and had his visitation rights revoked. Alex said that he got into a fight with a religious inmate after he called Alex a fag and that his children would burn in hell for his sins.
Released!
On July the 23rd, Alex was released early from the Natrona County Detention Center because of good behavior.
On August 1st, Alex appeared during a “chillin”(33) livestream with Josh. Josh and Alex didn't talk much about Alex being in prison, and Josh ended the stream shortly after getting PayPal donations. Alex had also put on a noticeable amount of weight in prison. After the stream, Josh predictably bought alcohol with the $30+ that was sent to him. A few hours later, Josh returned and livestreamed again with Alex while drinking beer.(34) Later that night, Josh accompanied by Alex and Goldfinger made an appearance during a now deleted Courtney Neidt livestream. Alex and Goldfinger spoke about prison and had a play fight during the stream. Alex claimed that he had a part-time job and that he was officially divorced from his ex-wife Valorie.
Sometime after Alex's release from jail, he got a job working part-time as a package handler at an unknown business in downtown Casper.
On August 8th, Alex got another job, working 30 hours a week at a pet supply store in downtown Casper called Tails of the City. Alex revealed the location of his work by posting a TikTok video on the 15th of August and posting on his new Instagram page.
On August 16th, Alex appeared in a 3 and a half hour marathon “video response”(35) with Josh. Josh and Alex engaged in copious amounts of drinking, smoking and possibly the use of herbs that are illegal outside of Colorado or other controlled substances. The stream contained Alex divulging many interesting details of his life, such as when he took a photo of him cross-dressing and asked his friends if they would “sleep with this girl” and other such degenerate shit. Alex mentioned that he could get an employee discount if Josh wanted to buy a new dog collar from Alex's new place of work. Alex also disclosed his father still owns a staff Josh and Alex made for him, that he visited a deceased friend's house, and that he went out on a date but got shitfaced after putting out for the guy. Possibly the greatest part of this stream was the heavy homoerotic vibes Alex kept giving off, constantly spouting innuendo and touching Josh. By the end of the stream, both were gone for an extended period of time before Josh staggered inside quickly to end the stream.
Sometime after Alex's appearance, he moved back into the homeless shelter at the Wyoming Rescue Mission in Casper. On September 2nd, Alex appeared in another “video response”(36) livestream on Josh's channel but ultimately seemed too tired and upset to care.
Drama with Homeboy Scotty and 9/11
On September 5th, Alex posted a cryptic video on TikTok with text saying “RIP Scotty” and Scottish bagpipes playing. The description of the video read: “when I homeboy been stabbing u in the back for years”. This was a clear reference to Homeboy Scotty appearing in CoolTaste's now privated livestream on June 15th where he spoke poorly about Alex. It is it speculated that one of Josh's viewers had sent Alex the video in an effort to cause drama between him and Homeboy Scotty. Alex commented on the speculations and said that Scotty is friends with Alex's ex-wife Valorie's cousin named Eddie and began airing family drama on YouTube. Alex was angry with Scotty and vowed to beat the living shit out of Scotty the next time he saw him.
On September 9th, Alex invited himself over to Josh's apartment during a “rant”(37) livestream. Alex gifted Josh food from the salvation army, which Josh was reluctant to accept because he felt he did not personally need food stamps because he has a job. Throughout the video, Alex would talk about the video Josh was reacting to and even drank some of Josh's alcohol.
On the 20th anniversary of The September 11 attacks, Josh went live with a stream named “Never forget.”(38) During the livestream, Josh drank and was even crying when discussing 9/11 with his fans. A few hours after Josh's livestream, Alex posted a video on his YouTube channel called September 11, 2021. Alex proclaimed that people get too upset about 9/11, that it happened 20 years ago and people should stop fuckin' crying about it. Alex predictably received backlash from Josh's trolls and fans and posted another video telling everyone to go fuck themselves a few minutes later. About an hour later, Alex posted another video after getting even more hate, and said that he wanted to put a rope around his neck and jump off a bridge. All of these videos have since been deleted.
The very next day, Josh went live again with a stream called “chillin”(39) and reacted to Alex's videos. Josh was upset with Alex and said that he was insensitive and even alluded to Alex being a bullshitter. Josh wished Alex the best of luck, but said his comments were inappropriate. Later that night, Josh posted a “night video”(40) and said that he did not know that Alex was homeless.
Characters
The Saunders Family: | KingCobraJFS • Clint Saunders • Tanis Saunders • Puff Saunders • Laurel Goodro |
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Homeboys and Homegirls: | Couch Chris • Darfliny • Homeboy Scotty • Jeremy Rogers • Homeboy Ian • Aaron • Alex Anderson • Minor Homeboys and Homegirls |
Villains and Foes of King Cobra: | CoolTaste • Warlord • Scrapper Steve • NakedAndLaughing • Gothic Dee • Stephanie • The Trolls • Casper Police Department |
Neutral parties: | Bitesize Cobra Vids • Seizurerobot5000 • Trappped • Boglim Chronicles • CEO of Chairbugs • TheGreaseWizard • Lenin Lime • Walnut Grove |