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 Josh's ideas about **fashion** are somewhat incoherent, but follow some generally consistent themes. He frequently describes himself as a sexy goth bad boy, but on other occasions, has referred to himself as a hippie, a cowboy, and a dark wizard. He is often seen wearing his iconic black cowboy hat and spiked bracelets or chokers. His fashion could reasonably be summed up as "mall goth", primarily consisting of the sort of things that Hot Topic and Spencer's sells.
-Josh's fashion follows a distinct trend, easily separated into various costumes based on era, interests, and . This is made easier by the fact that Josh showers once a week, and wears the same clothes for weeks at a time.
+Josh's fashion follows a distinct trend, easily separated into various costumes based on era, interests, and autistic hyperfixations. This is made easier by the fact that Josh showers once a week, and wears the same clothes for weeks at a time.
 ===== Josh's fashion - Era to Era =====
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 === The Puff Saga: The Homeless Vietnam Vet ===
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 Tied into the most famous of all outfits, Josh would debut an olive drab-esque jacket with The Rolling Stones' logo emblazoned on its back. Between the admission of baldness, the larger spectacles, and his overall wrecked appearance, Josh would best resemble a homeless Vietnam veteran. Clint always wanted a US Marine as a son, but this is the best he could manage.
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   *The generic pattern for bandanas
   *A number of generic graphic patterns, usually involving skulls
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 ==== The Pie High Hat ====
-Most infamous of all headgear, the **Pie High Hat** is a custom hat sent to Josh by a fan. Of all hats, it has remained the longest and has been the victim of the most abuse from Josh in recent years, most notably taking abuse during [[incidents:The broken cigarette incident]] when Josh smacked it numerous times against the arm of his chair. As of [[sagas:The Trailer Saga]], the pie high hat has become so disheveled it closely resembles a tricorn hat. Only time will tell if it manages to stay alive, or if it will simply dissolve one day from Boglim sweat.
+Most infamous of all headgear, the **Pie High Hat** is a custom hat sent to Josh by a fan. Of all hats, it has remained the longest and has been the victim of the most abuse from Josh in recent years, most notably taking abuse during [[incidents:The broken cigarette incident]] when Josh smacked it numerous times against the arm of his chair. After thoroughly destroying it, Josh would sell the Pie High Hat for a puzzling $834 dollars, a figure that was in no way the exact amount he needed to pay for something else. Due to a lack of buyers, Josh would grumpily take the hat off the market, saying that he'd "stick to making wands".
 ==== The Cowboy Hat ====
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 During [[sagas:The Ellen Saga]]. Josh would receive a low-quality plastic cowboy hat not unlike one would wear for a Halloween costume of imitation black leather, with a silver skull. This cowboy hat would barely fit Josh, and would quickly be destroyed through nonstop wear and tear.
 Josh would receive a more traditional black cowboy hat as well, but one day would "break it" off-camera.
+==== The explorer hat ====
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+To bravely go where no Boy has gone before - On March 16 2022, Josh would debut a new hat for his collection: A black Stetson akin to the hat worn by Indianna Jones, but goth as fuck, 'toobz.
 ==== The Green Helmet ====
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 ==== The Gay Wizard Hat ====
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 During The Conquistador Age, Josh would receive a gray, conical wizard's hat which he would wear extensively. It appears to be made from felt, and was not seen much after Josh received it(Presumably due to the material simply giving out one day).
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 ==== The Weed Fedora ====
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 Another infamous piece of fan mail, Josh would be gifted a black fedora with a marijuanna pattern on its band. As a pro-cannabis person, Josh would attempt to wear it, only to realize it was too small for his gargantuan, oddly-shaped head after attempting to force it on his head, causing him great distress and pain. After attempting to stretch it out using the vice on his wandmaking bench and nearly destroying the rickety table in the process, Josh would never show this hat off again.
 ==== The Lincoln Cap ====
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 Four score and seven sagas ago, Josh would obtain an oddly tall stovepipe cap, reminiscent of the hat worn by 15th president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln. Despite being Josh's worst/best look when combined with his paintbrush goatee, it was seldom seen after he was gifted it.
 ===== Rings and Necklaces =====
+Josh has an inordinate amount of jewelry, namely in the form of rings. Typically he'll wear:
+  *An iron or steel pentagram ring
+  *Several skull rings
+  *Various rings engraved with goth AF designs
+As of 2025, Josh has taken to wearing many of his rings on a chain around his neck, as his fingers have bloated outwards.
+Josh can also sometimes be seen inexplicably wearing a small cowbell around his neck, sometimes dubbed "Satan's cowbell" by Cobra fans.
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