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 ===== Judy =====
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 **Judy** was a single mother of three who would date Josh for a few weeks during [[sagas:The Low Volume Saga]]. Judy's stint in the Cobraverse was brief, as Josh showed little interest in raising someone else's kids, and still being cognitive enough to recognize that he couldn't sustain a family of three kids on a part-time Wendy's paycheck.
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 ===== Ami =====
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 **Ami** was Josh's girlfriend after he broke up with Judy, and as is custom, was an immediate step downwards - Ami was basically a carbon copy of Judy, but with less teeth. Ami would be with josh for even less time than Judy, and Josh would respond to a suicide bait text by encouraging her to commit suicide.
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 **Shorty** was Judy's boyfriend after her breakup with Josh. He also shows up during "Good times and drinks all around".
 ===== ExhumedVisions =====
-**ExhumedVisions** makes high-quality merchandise of Josh and his antics. Despite the thinly veiled irony of many of some of his merch, Josh maintains a decent para-social relationship with Exhumed.
-===== Tina =====
+**ExhumedVisions** makes high-quality merchandise of Josh and his antics. Despite the thinly veiled irony of some of his merch, Josh maintains a decent para-social relationship with Exhumed.
+===== Tina =====
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 **Tina** is [[characters:Homeboy Scotty]]'s former girlfriend, and mother to his two children. Prominently featuring in [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]], Tina would eventually develop a drug habit and leave Scotty entirely.
 Tina's most famous moment is in a stream during [[sagas:The Wandmaker Saga]] when Tina would climb through Josh's window, demanding to talk with Homeboy Scotty.
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 ===== Summer =====
-**Summer** was one of Josh's of-age, alive girlfriends, and is the focal point of [[sagas:The Summer Saga]]. Summer is a furry artist who would enter a brief, yet content-dense relationship during 2017, and would eventually separate from Josh after numerous vicious trolling attacks.
+**Summer** was one of Josh's of-age, alive girlfriends, and is the focal point of [[sagas:The Summer Saga]]. Summer is a furry artist who would enter a brief, yet content-dense relationship during 2017, and would eventually separate from Josh after numerous vicious trolling attacks. Summer has some impressive artistic talents and would tattoo Josh's knuckles to read "OZZY" in the process.
 ===== Ellen =====
-Similar to Summer, **Ellen** was another gothic of-age girl for Josh to thirst over, and would be the centerpiece of [[sagas:The Ellen Saga]]. However, unlike Summer, Ellen and Josh would never really get together.
+Similar to Summer, **Ellen Knight** was another gothic of-age girl for Josh to thirst over, and would be the centerpiece of [[sagas:The Ellen Saga]]. However, unlike Summer, Ellen and Josh would never really get together. Much like her parents, Ellen would leverage Josh's interest in her to the family's advantage, obtaining numerous gifts from Josh in the procsss.
 ===== Goldfinger =====
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 **Goldfinger** is a Casper local that would occasionally show up in the background of Josh's streams playing Grand Theft Auto 5 for a few weeks. Apart from occasionally chuckling at [[objects:Shon the Dummy|Shon and Saunders]] skits, Goldfinger would almost never actually do anything but play GTA V and hype-man Josh on Trole comments.
 Goldfinger's most well-known moment is when he and Warlord, both possibly under the influence, had a shirtless wrestling match on stream much to Josh's discomfort.
-When asked how Josh met Goldfinger, Josh simply responded "Don't worry about it."
+When asked how Josh met Goldfinger, Josh simply responded "Don't worry about it." Goldfinger would vanish not long after this.
 ===== Walt and Angie =====
-**Walt and Angie** are the parents of Ellen and most notable for how much they managed to mooch off of Josh's generous nature during The Ellen Saga.
+**Walter and Angie Knight** are the parents of Ellen and most notable for how much they managed to mooch off of Josh's generous nature during The Ellen Saga. While the family might have obtained a fair amount of food, smokes, and occasionally swords from Josh, it would eventually come to pass.
+Walter Knight was a former US Armed Forces soldier and had seen action in Vietnam. Josh would allege that he had in fact been in contact with the infamous wartime pesticide, Agent Orange. Walt would pass away in 2025 due to undisclosed health complications, and Josh would attempt to start a Gofundme to pay for their funeral expenses.
+Angela Knight is the mother of Ellen, who is seen in slightly more in Josh's videos - Angie owned a micropig at some point, which Josh would show off on camera during The Ellen Saga.
 ===== Courtney Neidt =====