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 ====== Minor Homeboys and Homegirls ======
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 **Homeboys and Homegirls** come in many shapes, sizes and significance to the Cobraverse. Detailed below are a number of individuals who came into contact with Josh. For the sake of brevity, this list is limited to on-screen characters and individuals with great significance to Boglim History.
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 ===== Josh Moore =====
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 **Shorty** was Judy's boyfriend after her breakup with Josh. He also shows up during "Good times and drinks all around".
+===== ExhumedVisions =====
+**ExhumedVisions** makes high-quality merchandise of Josh and his antics. Despite the thinly veiled irony of many of some of his merch, Josh maintains a decent para-social relationship with Exhumed.
 ===== Tina =====
 **Tina** is [[characters:Homeboy Scotty]]'s former girlfriend, and mother to his two children. Prominently featuring in [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]], Tina would eventually develop a drug habit and leave Scotty entirely.
+Tina's most famous moment is in a stream during [[sagas:The Wandmaker Saga]] when Tina would climb through Josh's window, demanding to talk with Homeboy Scotty.
 ===== Summer =====
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 ===== Ellen =====
+Similar to Summer, **Ellen** was another gothic of-age girl for Josh to thirst over, and would be the centerpiece of [[sagas:The Ellen Saga]]. However, unlike Summer, Ellen and Josh would never really get together.
 ===== Goldfinger =====
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 **Goldfinger** is a Casper local that would occasionally show up in the background of Josh's streams playing Grand Theft Auto 5 for a few weeks. Apart from occasionally chuckling at [[objects:Shon the Dummy|Shon and Saunders]] skits, Goldfinger would almost never actually do anything but play GTA V and hype-man Josh on Trole comments.
-===== Homeboy Walt and Angie =====
+Goldfinger's most well-known moment is when he and Warlord, both possibly under the influence, had a shirtless wrestling match on stream much to Josh's discomfort.
+When asked how Josh met Goldfinger, Josh simply responded "Don't worry about it."
-===== Aryan Aaron =====
+===== Walt and Angie =====
+**Walt and Angie** are the parents of Ellen and most notable for how much they managed to mooch off of Josh's generous nature during The Ellen Saga.
+===== Courtney Neidt =====
+**Courtney Neidt**, sometimes referred to as 'Porkney' due to her size, is a Homegirl who became mostly known during The Conquistador Age. Making fast friends with Josh, she would attempt to set him up with Gothie, and generally remains the closest thing Josh has to a steady friend. Courtney has drawn criticism in the Cobraverse in part due to her attempts to patronize Josh by enabling his delusions and paying for his booze, as well as leaking [[incidents:The Warlord Fight]].
+While it is unconfirmed at this time, rumors abound that Chris/Mr. Oinkers is a moderator for her streams.
+===== Gothie =====
+**Gothie** is a goth chick missing her front teeth that Courtney would introduce to Josh. One of Josh's fans, Gothie would disclose to Josh that she sold material of herself online. This did not stop Josh from masturbating to her; Given Josh's proclivity for cam models, if anything this was a turn-on for him. At some point after that, Gothie would have a psychotic break and accuse Josh of being emotionally manipulative. Scarred by this interaction, Josh would retreat back to his Bog Den to patiently wait.
 ===== Banjo Bill =====
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 Banjo Bill showed his true colors after one day stealing the Cigarette Pole from Josh's apartment and holding it for ransom on the KingCobraJFS Subreddit. After the moderation team threatened to report him to the local authorities for property theft, Bill would return it.
+===== Down The Hill Dave =====
+**Down The Hill Dave** is a minor homeboy who would make sporadic experiences during the Conquistador Age. Spending most of his time in isolation. Mainly remembered for tweaking out in various videos and making unhinged statements, Down The Hill Dave is perhaps best remembered for his famous line "You can only look at the walls so long before they start talking back to you... ...Then you start answering them..."
+Dave's infamy would soar to new heights when it was discovered that he had been previously charged with **attempted murder and aggravated assault** after he believed two individuals he had just met were stealing his bike.
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