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 **Alexzander '//Warlord//' Campbell** is one of Josh's closest homeboys living in Casper, Wyoming. Alex is widely known in the Cobraverse as a mooch, a liar and an extremely annoying pest when on camera with Josh.
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+^  Alex "Warlord" Campbell  |
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+| **Born:** Alexzander Campbell    |
+| **Alias(es):** Warlord, Sasha, Warmload     |
+| **Gender:** Male    |
+| **Nationality:** American    |
+| **Education:** Some High School    |
+| **Relatives:** Darflinny(Cousin)    |
+| **Crimes:** Domestic Battery, Public Intoxication, Failure to Comply, Violation of Probation, |
+| **Sagas:** |
 Alex has an obsession with the fictional universe of Warhammer 40k. He models much of his life philosophy from quotes spoken by fictional characters within this universe, more specifically quotes from the Space Wolves chapter of the Space Marines and the ranks of Paladins within the Grey Knights chapter. Alex often attempts to impart such sage wisdom on to Josh in the form of stolen or bastardized quotes but, little does Alex know, Josh barely heeds the words of one man....and he is not Alex.
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-|Josh and Wenona.|
+|  Josh and Wenona.  |
 Wenona is a self-proclaimed Pagan but considers other Pagan cults in Casper such as The Kindred 'Fagans', a combination of the word Fake and Pagan. Wenona was asked to join The Kindred by her ex-boyfriend Matt Ciampi but quickly realized their group was just a polygamous sex orgy between Matt Ciampi, Damion and Megan and Stephanie, harboring no real interest in casting curses or being mad about Jesus. Wenona and Matt Ciampi's relationship didn't last however, as Matt wanted an open relationship. This was attempted, but Wenona said "It just didn't work."
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+|  Marriage ceremony.  |  Their first dance.  |  The cutting of the cake.  |
 A few months after getting hitched, Alex got Valorie pregnant, and they had their first child in September 2018. Unfortunately, the baby was born deaf and was taken by child services because Alex and Valorie were unable to provide proper care for their baby. Valorie understandably had a some issues dealing with this and Alex had a mental breakdown and was admitted to a mental hospital in Casper, Wyoming.
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 On December 7th 2019, Valorie gave birth to their second child.[[https://oilcity.news/community/2019/12/13/recent-births-11-19-19-12-7-19/|(1)]] Shortly after the baby was born, the couple filed for divorce. Wenona claims that Valorie would talk to her and tell her that Alex would beat her.
-Valorie got engaged to a guy called Andy Cashjr on July 19th 2020 and moved to Kentucky. The pair broke up and Andy started dating Alex's soon to be baby momma Callie Mae Voight in 2020.
+Valorie got engaged to a guy called Andy Cashir on July 19th 2020 and moved to Kentucky. The pair broke up and Andy started dating Alex's soon to be baby momma Callie Mae Voight in 2020.
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 On April 12th 2017, Alex was seen for the first time in the background of Josh's outside video "Summer Dream pipe tobacco"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_STznioFP8|(5)]]. Alex talks about walking home wearing a military jacket, somebody drove by and called him a poser. Alex allegedly shouted back at the driver //"Hey! Come back here and say it to my face".//
-On April 14th 2017, Alex appeared in another one of Josh's videos named "Drink Combo"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7BpkwfFgwM|(6)]]. Alex brought over some beer, Fleischmann's vodka and Cherry 7up and named the drink combo The Pink Cobra (//sponsored by Alex Campbell, doodt.//) Prior to this video, Josh purchased some pipe tobacco from the website [[PipesandCigars.com]]. Alex showed off a tobacco pipe he bought especially to smoke Josh's tobacco, but because it hadn't arrived yet, Alex had to wait. The two discussed the owner of the Cigar Rialto passing away and how hard it is now to get tobacco pipes in Casper. In this video, Alex famously shows off the half bottle of Fleischmann's vodka and proceeds to drop it and spill it on the floor. Alex revealed that his mother Kim unfortunately passed away of breast cancer on November 20th, 2008.
+On April 14th 2017, Alex appeared in another one of Josh's videos named "Drink Combo"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7BpkwfFgwM|(6)]]. Alex brought over some beer, Fleischmann's vodka and Cherry 7up and named the drink combo The Pink Cobra (//sponsored by Alex Campbell, doodt.//) Prior to this video, Josh purchased some pipe tobacco from the website [[www.PipesandCigars.com]]. Alex showed off a tobacco pipe he bought especially to smoke Josh's tobacco, but because it hadn't arrived yet, Alex had to wait. The two discussed the owner of the Cigar Rialto passing away and how hard it is now to get tobacco pipes in Casper. In this video, Alex famously shows off the half bottle of Fleischmann's vodka and proceeds to drop it and spill it on the floor. Alex revealed that his mother Kim unfortunately passed away of breast cancer on November 20th, 2008.
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-| //lol its a fuckin pokeman// |
+|  lol its a fuckin pokeman  |
-Throughout the rest of the video Alex would chime in with comments such as //"I'm really nice to my friends and the ones I consider brothers. I would fucking die for my brothers but YOU dude, seriously, you ain't my brother. I can't say you're my enemy because my enemies, I love too."// [[//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyly0kL1pnA&t=975s|(quote)]]. Josh mentioned that the faker, "KingKobraJFS," needed to go into a mental hospital and that //"I've had mental help but I'm still sadistic."//
+Throughout the rest of the video Alex would chime in with comments such as //"I'm really nice to my friends and the ones I consider brothers. I would fucking die for my brothers but YOU dude, seriously, you ain't my brother. I can't say you're my enemy because my enemies, I love too."// [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyly0kL1pnA&t=975s|(quote)]]. Josh mentioned that the faker, "KingKobraJFS," needed to go into a mental hospital and that //"I've had mental help but I'm still sadistic."//
 Alex took offence because he wasn't mention in KingKobraJFS' videos because he considers himself Josh's best friend.
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 Alex also made reference to his ex-wife Wenona when Shon said that he //"fucked Josh's biological mom Laura"// and Shon liked //"the taste of psychotic cunt."// Alex said that you don't need to bring his ex-wife into this.
-Alex would end the video by telling a joke about how women are like KFC buckets.
+Alex would end the video by telling a joke about how women are like KFC buckets, whatever the fuck that means.
 Now that Josh was working with Alex on a regularly basis, Alex began showing up in many of Josh's Facebook livestreams in March. On March 22nd during the video Pay Day[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7mGhUUrbpw|(9)]] where Josh received his first pay cheque working at The Office Bar and Grill, Alex would join in on what Josh was discussing and try add to the conversation. Most notably, Alex would start imitating a stereotypical gay man's voice when Josh said that his cobra tattoo on his arm was "sick as fuck". Josh asked how his girlfriend Valorie feels about him doing the voice and she finds it funny.
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 For the first time ever, Josh livestreamed on YouTube for almost 3 hours with Alex in an infamous video called Candy and Beer[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0d1xjHbeqA|(13)]]. Despite Alex bringing over a six-pack of Budweiser and Japanese candy for the two to review, Alex was trolled mercilessly by Josh's fans and trolls. Over the almost 3-hour livestream, fans and trolls would call Alex a mooch and ask Josh if Alex was his boyfriend along with other insults. After many videos of Alex being off camera, Alex showed his face to the livestream and remained on screen for most of the stream. Fans and trolls began asking where the two work and were met with juvenile responses.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0d1xjHbeqA&t=1508s|(14)]] When the old pet goat meme came up, Alex claimed he had a pet goat once. When Josh asked if he was gay or a transgender, Josh responded with //"I'm not a fag or a faggot...",// Alex wondered why people are bullying when online bullying in the state of Wyoming carries a $1,000 fine and a one-year prison sentence. Josh also said that he supports gay people because that means more pussy for him and Alex responded by asking Josh if he had ever been to a gay couple's house and that their houses are usually very clean. During the livestream Alex said his infamous line:
-//“Why are people so anal about anal... if you like anal with a girl it's going to be no different with a guy because they all look the same from behind.”//
+|“Why are people so anal about anal... if you like anal with a girl it's going to be no different with a guy because they all look the same from behind.”|
 Around halfway into the livestream, Josh stated that Alex is actually bisexual. Josh was getting more and more annoyed at the constant comments of "RIP Homeboy Scotty" and began banning anyone that would say the phrase. Near the end of the livestream Alex referred to President Donald Trump as "the God over mankind" when asked if he could give him a shoutout.
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-| The original graphic, tastefully edited for your benefit. |
+|  The original graphic, tastefully edited for your benefit.  |
 **Josh was fucking furious.** He immediately threw the shirt in the garbage, checking the packaging to see if there was a sender address. Since it came from Teespring, there wasn't. Josh then explained, in detail, that it was a picture of Alex's erect penis on the shirt and questioned why Teespring even printed that design. Josh predictably deleted the livestream, however a fan uploaded it to a new channel for everyone else to enjoy.
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 On August 6th 2020, Alex appeared on a YouTube livestream entitled "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsInhaP2RQ|(22)]] with Josh while he was working on a staff. Josh ranted about his account not being approved on OnlyFans after fans convinced Josh to make his own OnlyFans page, where he planned to post pictures of his erect penis for his of-age fangirls. Later in the video, Alex convinced Josh that the government are trying to install tracking chips into American citizens in disguise as a vaccine for the COVID-19 virus. Throughout the livestream trolls began donating through superchat to get Josh to talk about Alex's rectum in reference to his porn videos leaked in 2019. Josh began reading off troll comments in reference to Josh and Alex being gay and also criticizing Josh's would-be tard wrangler Chazz's motives. Chazz was watching the livestream and bought Alex and Josh a medium pizza from Pizza Hut to prove he was a real fan. Alex can be seen sporting a mohawk and antagonized Josh's trolls by walking past Josh's webcam eating a slice of pizza and saying "fucking haters." Towards the end of the livestream, Alex left Josh's apartment to let Michael Baldwin aka Darfliny b into the apartment building, staying outside to have a smoke. Darfliny entered, sat next to Josh without Josh even noticing and then went into Josh's bathroom to take a shit while Josh was listening to music and doing a vocal cover. Josh finished the vocal cover and got up to ask who //he thought was Alex// in the bathroom where his vape pen went, as he was doing so Alex walked into Josh's apartment, back from his smoke, and Josh became immediately confused as to who was in his bathroom. Thinking a homeless intruder burst into his house to take a shit while he was unaware, Josh rushed to his bathroom and pushed open his door only to see Darfliny taking a massive shit. After the livestream, Josh uploaded a video called "Chilling at the bar"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3tkOLKF4cg|(23)]] where he Alex and Darfliny went to The Office Bar and Grill to play pool. Alex gave Darfliny an awkward hug and Darf was visibly unpleased by this, it's well known that Darfliny thinks his cousin is a shiftless crackhead, he doesn't like associating with him in any way.
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+|  Just a couple of homeboys.  |
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 In July 2020, Alex began officially and consistently helping Josh make wands, interspliced with the usual insanity Warlord brings.
-On July the 23rd, a fan called "vtownthebadguy" aka Robbie recorded an episode of "In the Pit with KingCobraJFS." These were attempts at interviewing Cobra and obtaining more information about his past, however they would prove to be futile as Cobra has the memory of a drug-addled toddler. Alex interrupted the podcast and began questioning Robbie's intentions and inserted himself into the podcast. Robbie did not release this episode as his microphone was accidentally muted the entire time, this is considered lost media. FIXME (I need this video sourced, if anyone has it please upload it and source it properly.)
+For this brief time period, Josh's ego would grow, ending with Warlord occasionally calling Jorp 'master', which was too weird even for Josh, who asked him to stop doing so. The master is so humble. They would go out together and 'scavenge' for suitably powerful magical materials for wands, in layman terms, went picking sticks in a local park.
+| {{:characters:master-and-apprentice.png?250|}} {{:characters:master-and-apprentice3.png?250|}} {{:characters:master-and-apprentice2.png?250|}}  |
+| Two vietnam veterans that fell on hard times, Casper, circa 1973 |
+On July the 23rd, a fan called "vtownthebadguy" aka Robbie recorded an episode of "In the Pit with KingCobraJFS." These were attempts at interviewing Cobra and obtaining more information about his past, however they would prove to be futile as Cobra has the memory of a drug-addled toddler. Alex interrupted the podcast and began questioning Robbie's intentions and inserted himself into the podcast. Robbie did not release this episode as his microphone was accidentally muted the entire time, this is considered lost media. FIXME (I need this video sourced, if anyone has it please upload it and source it properly.)
 On September the 2nd, Josh uploaded a video called "Drink combo"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqv0VU9oewM|(24)]] which featured Alex. Josh was either drunk or very tired during this video as Alex pretty much talked all throughout the video about various topic like Star Wars. Alex talked about putting miniature Stormtrooper helmets on top of Josh's staffs but Josh sounded uninterested in the collaboration. Alex was hopeful that Josh would split the money he made from selling the wands and staff's the day prior.
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 Alex also created a new TikTok account called warlordcampbell [[https://www.tiktok.com/@warlordcampbell?lang=en| (Now Deleted)]] where he would post poorly done miming to songs and also harass his ex-wife Valorie on the platform because she had her own account called daddysgirl933. [[https://www.tiktok.com/@daddysgirl933?lang=en|(27)]]
-On the October 10th 2020, Alex began texting with whom he thought was a fan but was actually a troll. The person talking to Alex asked him if he had received any money from the wands he helped Josh make. Alex said he hasn't been scammed persay and that going forward his plan was to create his own wands because working with Josh wasn't worth the cost. Alex began airing his dirty laundry to this troll/fan about wanted to have sex with Alex Anderson widow Jessica and talking about Josh's last blowjob. He also said that if he gave Josh a blowjob he would turn him gay. He briefly spoke about his children and proceeded to have a mental breakdown on Facebook for everyone to see.
+On the October 10th 2020, Alex began texting with whom he thought was a fan but was actually a troll. The person talking to Alex asked him if he had received any money from the wands he helped Josh make. Alex said he hasn't been scammed per say and that going forward his plan was to create his own wands because working with Josh wasn't worth the cost. Alex began airing his dirty laundry to this troll/fan about wanted to have sex with Alex Anderson widow Jessica and talking about Josh's last blowjob. He also said that if he gave Josh a blowjob he would turn him gay. He briefly spoke about his children and proceeded to have a mental breakdown on Facebook for everyone to see.
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 Alex would mostly go unheard of around the Christmas holidays but on January the 19th, Alex texted a fan/troll saying that he was living in a homeless shelter at the Wyoming Rescue Mission. At this homeless shelter they offer emergency shelter, food and a Christian Discipleship Program.
 On January the 23rd, Alex made a short re-appearance at Josh's new apartment during a "chilin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65SlVAGbSMo|(31)]] livestream. Alex didn't say much, spent most of his time tweaking in the background and left about 50 minutes into the livestream.
 On January the 29th, Alex made another appearance during a "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh1o7GTTi8o|(32)]] livestream and drank root beer floats with Josh.
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 On September 9th, Alex invited himself over to Josh's apartment during a "rant"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUaOg-XYIMk|(37)]] livestream. Alex gifted Josh food from the salvation army, which Josh was reluctant to accept because he felt he did not personally need food stamps because he has a job. Throughout the video, Alex would talk about the video Josh was reacting to and even drank some of Josh's alcohol.
+On the 20th anniversary of The September 11 attacks, Josh went live with a stream named "Never forget."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1Z_KXe-oo|(38)]] During the livestream, Josh drank and was even crying when discussing 9/11 with his fans. A few hours after Josh's livestream, Alex posted a video on his YouTube channel called September 11, 2021. Alex proclaimed that people get too upset about 9/11, that it happened 20 years ago and people should stop fuckin' crying about it. Alex predictably received backlash from Josh's trolls and fans and posted another video telling everyone to go fuck themselves a few minutes later. About an hour later, Alex posted another video after getting even more hate, and said that he wanted to put a rope around his neck and jump off a bridge. **All of these videos have since been deleted.**
+The very next day, Josh went live again with a stream called "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANj_rT6aiY|(39)]] and reacted to Alex's videos. Josh was upset with Alex and said that he was insensitive and even alluded to Alex being a bullshitter. Josh wished Alex the best of luck, but said his comments were inappropriate. Later that night, Josh posted a "night video"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zok9miY3YoM|(40)]] and said that he did not know that Alex was homeless.
-On the 20th anniversary of The September 11 attacks, Josh went live with a stream named "Never forget."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1Z_KXe-oo|(38)]] During the livestream, Josh drank and was even crying when discussing 9/11 with his fans. A few hours after Josh's livestream, Alex posted a video on his YouTube channel called September 11, 2021. Alex proclaimed that people get too upset about 9/11, that it happened 20 years ago and people should stop fuckin' crying about it. Alex predictably received backlash from Josh's trolls and fans and posted another video telling everyone to go fuck themselves a few minutes later. About an hour later, Alex posted another video after getting even more hate, and said that he wanted to put a rope around his neck and jump off a bridge. **All of these videos have since been deleted.**
+===== Warlord? WarLADY. =====
+November 21st, 2024: Josh would upload a video called "letting shit go" where he would reveal that Warlord had suddenly resurfaced. Sporting a concerning pink hoodie and some form of artificial breast, Warlord had officially transitioned gender to female, now going by Sasha. Josh and Sasha would spend the video discussing old wrongs and admitting to faults, while Josh continued to be extremely uncomfortable from Warlord's actions. Sasha would state he would be extradited the next day to Montana to face criminal charges for automobile theft, and although he insisted he had been "set up", he was now coming clean of PCP and meth.
+Despite saying he was only in for the day, Sasha/Alex would continue to show up in videos for months afterwards.
-The very next day, Josh went live again with a stream called "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANj_rT6aiY|(39)]] and reacted to Alex's videos. Josh was upset with Alex and said that he was insensitive and even alluded to Alex being a bullshitter. Josh wished Alex the best of luck, but said his comments were inappropriate. Later that night, Josh posted a "night video"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zok9miY3YoM|(40)]] and said that he did not know that Alex was homeless.
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