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 **Alexzander '//Warlord//' Campbell** is one of Josh's closest homeboys living in Casper, Wyoming. Alex is widely known in the Cobraverse as a mooch, a liar and an extremely annoying pest when on camera with Josh.
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+^  Alex "Warlord" Campbell  |
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+| **Born:** Alexzander Campbell    |
+| **Alias(es):** Warlord, Sasha, Warmload     |
+| **Gender:** Male    |
+| **Nationality:** American    |
+| **Education:** Some High School    |
+| **Relatives:** Darflinny(Cousin)    |
+| **Crimes:** Domestic Battery, Public Intoxication, Failure to Comply, Violation of Probation, |
+| **Sagas:** |
 Alex has an obsession with the fictional universe of Warhammer 40k. He models much of his life philosophy from quotes spoken by fictional characters within this universe, more specifically quotes from the Space Wolves chapter of the Space Marines and the ranks of Paladins within the Grey Knights chapter. Alex often attempts to impart such sage wisdom on to Josh in the form of stolen or bastardized quotes but, little does Alex know, Josh barely heeds the words of one man....and he is not Alex.
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 On August 6th 2020, Alex appeared on a YouTube livestream entitled "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsInhaP2RQ|(22)]] with Josh while he was working on a staff. Josh ranted about his account not being approved on OnlyFans after fans convinced Josh to make his own OnlyFans page, where he planned to post pictures of his erect penis for his of-age fangirls. Later in the video, Alex convinced Josh that the government are trying to install tracking chips into American citizens in disguise as a vaccine for the COVID-19 virus. Throughout the livestream trolls began donating through superchat to get Josh to talk about Alex's rectum in reference to his porn videos leaked in 2019. Josh began reading off troll comments in reference to Josh and Alex being gay and also criticizing Josh's would-be tard wrangler Chazz's motives. Chazz was watching the livestream and bought Alex and Josh a medium pizza from Pizza Hut to prove he was a real fan. Alex can be seen sporting a mohawk and antagonized Josh's trolls by walking past Josh's webcam eating a slice of pizza and saying "fucking haters." Towards the end of the livestream, Alex left Josh's apartment to let Michael Baldwin aka Darfliny b into the apartment building, staying outside to have a smoke. Darfliny entered, sat next to Josh without Josh even noticing and then went into Josh's bathroom to take a shit while Josh was listening to music and doing a vocal cover. Josh finished the vocal cover and got up to ask who //he thought was Alex// in the bathroom where his vape pen went, as he was doing so Alex walked into Josh's apartment, back from his smoke, and Josh became immediately confused as to who was in his bathroom. Thinking a homeless intruder burst into his house to take a shit while he was unaware, Josh rushed to his bathroom and pushed open his door only to see Darfliny taking a massive shit. After the livestream, Josh uploaded a video called "Chilling at the bar"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3tkOLKF4cg|(23)]] where he Alex and Darfliny went to The Office Bar and Grill to play pool. Alex gave Darfliny an awkward hug and Darf was visibly unpleased by this, it's well known that Darfliny thinks his cousin is a shiftless crackhead, he doesn't like associating with him in any way.
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 |  Just a couple of homeboys.  |
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 In July 2020, Alex began officially and consistently helping Josh make wands, interspliced with the usual insanity Warlord brings.
+For this brief time period, Josh's ego would grow, ending with Warlord occasionally calling Jorp 'master', which was too weird even for Josh, who asked him to stop doing so. The master is so humble. They would go out together and 'scavenge' for suitably powerful magical materials for wands, in layman terms, went picking sticks in a local park.
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+| Two vietnam veterans that fell on hard times, Casper, circa 1973 |
 On July the 23rd, a fan called "vtownthebadguy" aka Robbie recorded an episode of "In the Pit with KingCobraJFS." These were attempts at interviewing Cobra and obtaining more information about his past, however they would prove to be futile as Cobra has the memory of a drug-addled toddler. Alex interrupted the podcast and began questioning Robbie's intentions and inserted himself into the podcast. Robbie did not release this episode as his microphone was accidentally muted the entire time, this is considered lost media. FIXME (I need this video sourced, if anyone has it please upload it and source it properly.)
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 The very next day, Josh went live again with a stream called "chillin"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANj_rT6aiY|(39)]] and reacted to Alex's videos. Josh was upset with Alex and said that he was insensitive and even alluded to Alex being a bullshitter. Josh wished Alex the best of luck, but said his comments were inappropriate. Later that night, Josh posted a "night video"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zok9miY3YoM|(40)]] and said that he did not know that Alex was homeless.
+===== Warlord? WarLADY. =====
+November 21st, 2024: Josh would upload a video called "letting shit go" where he would reveal that Warlord had suddenly resurfaced. Sporting a concerning pink hoodie and some form of artificial breast, Warlord had officially transitioned gender to female, now going by Sasha. Josh and Sasha would spend the video discussing old wrongs and admitting to faults, while Josh continued to be extremely uncomfortable from Warlord's actions. Sasha would state he would be extradited the next day to Montana to face criminal charges for automobile theft, and although he insisted he had been "set up", he was now coming clean of PCP and meth.
+Despite saying he was only in for the day, Sasha/Alex would continue to show up in videos for months afterwards.
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