The Cobraverse, like many subcultures, has developed a unique vocabulary. This consists of characteristic utterances of Josh himself, often called Cobraisms, and other meme phrases uttered by his friends and detractors.

Definition: One of Josh's many, many catchphrases. It roughly defines as using dark magic as an impromptu lighter for marijuanna.
Origin: Unknown.
Usage example: “That's what's up YouToob, Black Flame to Light my Green Smoke!”

Definition: See KingCobraJFS
Origin: First uttered by Cooltaste, believed to be a corruption of “goblin.”
Usage example: “I caught that dirty boglim looking for half-smoked cigarettes in the ashtray again.”

Definition: Frequently added to the end of imperatives directed at Cobra to exploit or mock Cobra's oppositional defiant disorder.
Origin: Believed to have some relevance to discussions Josh and his father Clint Saunders, but currently unverified.
Example: “Better not go live, BOY”

Cobraisms are unique phrases or mangled words frequently used by King Cobra JFS - most of them can be attributed to the boy's poor reading skills, him hearing a phrase, misunderstanding it's meaning and using it in completely inappropriate situations, or butchering an entire saying by coming with completely different sentence that doesn't make any sense. Basically imagine a character with high speech stat and low intelligence.

While few of these are so ubiquitous that they are essential vocabulary for anyone acquainted with the Cobraverse, there are many, many obscure gems that Joshua has uttered over the course of years that will make you think a second coming of Andy Kaufman has graced us his his presence.

For other, less common cobraisms, see List of Cobraisms.

Definition: A list of forbidden sexual relationships, variously including: children, animals, relatives, dead bodies, non-consenting individuals, etc.
Origin:
Variations:
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Definition: A joke phrase trolls say to rile Josh up. Homeboy Scotty isn't dead, but Josh doesn't realize that people who say this know that. Example
Origin: Josh made a video named “rest in peace scotty moore elvis guitarist” to the late Elvis guitarist, Scotty Moore. Fans initially thought he meant Homeboy Scotty, but kept saying RIP Homeboy Scotty after Josh attempted to clarify the issue. Josh was visibly annoyed, and the phrase would remain in the Cobraverse as such.

Definition: Description of a child molestor, pedophile, or any other individual that was sick in the head.
Origin:Unknown
Variations: ChiMos
Usage Example: “I hate sickos more than I love Ozzy Osbourne, dude.”

Definition: YouTube, specifically in reference to whomever is currently viewing his content. \ Origin: Unknown, presumably during the South Center Age
Variations: N/A
Usage Example: “That's what's up, 'Toobz.”

Definition: Troll. Anyone who offends Josh or fucks with him. May or may not be real.
Origin:Unknown
Variations: Haters
Usage Example: “Get blocked, Trole.”

Definition: “That's What's Up”
Origin:
Variations: “That's most definitely what's up (TMDWU)”, “That's most definitely not what's up (TMDNWU)“
Usage Example: “I found a half pack of cigarettes someone left out on the picnic table. TWU!”

Definition: Phrase used in conjunction with something Josh wants, but is too cool to admit that he wants his fans to pay for.\ Origin: Unknown
Variations: N/A
Usage Example: “Alcohol is a want, not a need.”