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 ====== The Budweiser Challenge ======
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   *Josh recounts a story of a girl at the booze store holding the door open for him and saying he smells good. Darf runs backup by saying he was still in the car when this transpired.
   *While waiting for Darf to finish his beer, Josh conjures a Chi Ball.
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+  *Darf is asked if he drives by chat, and replies by alleging he sometimes drunk drives. Darf also says "Nah, I'm not gonna pass out".
+  *The pack is half-down. Josh is getting very inebriated and visibly slowing down. Darf continues to scroll on his phone while Josh sneezes repeatedly, cleaning the snot off on his pirate jacket.
+  *Darf goes on a passionate rant about Insane Clown Posse while Josh continues to get more wasted, constantly sneezing from alcohol.
+  *Josh is now incredibly drunk. He reads off chat messages while he continues to slow down.
+  *Darf comments that "Missus Darf is gonna be //pissed//", and the two of them slowly drift off over the course of half an hour.
+  *Josh fumbles his way through eating some potato chips. Darf has vanished.
+  *Darf reemerges from somewhere, lies down on Josh's bed, announces his return, and promptly passes out.
+  *Josh says there's only two beers left while continuing to eat Darf's sour cream and onion potato chips. The stream has slowed to an absolute crawl.
+  *Darf's legs are now in frame as Josh polishes off the last of the beers. While finishing the last beer, Josh has a near-death experience and starts coughing violently.
+  *Josh is unconscious. Darf watches funny videos on his phone before also falling unconscious.
+  *Josh starts to cough again, making horrible inhuman noises.
+  *Time passes, and Josh's coughing gets worse. His hat falls over his face, and then off his head completely.
+  *Spilling his booze, Josh awakens slightly to cough horribly. His coughing gets so bad that his skin begins to change to a vibrant purple.
+  *After a prolonged bout of coughing, Josh fully awakens, seemingly realizes he left the stream on, mumbles "Catch you cool cobras later...", and ends his stream as Darfliny snores in the background.
+===== Aftermath =====
+The Budweiser Challenge is regarded as an especially famous moment in Boglim History. Josh's alcoholism was on full display, and also his more drunken side, which would set the stage for later incidents during The Conquistador Age. The Budweiser Challenge remains as testament to Josh's lightweight nature and proclivity to get absolutely plastered for no reason.
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