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| | **Event Genre:** Comedy | | | **Event Genre:** Comedy | |
| | **Results:** Bog disc formatted, KFC stock in shambles | | | **Results:** Bog disc formatted, KFC stock in shambles | |
| | **Saga:** The Conquistador Age, general | | | **Saga:** [[sagas:The Puff Saga]] | |
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| In a video uploaded on April 8, 2023, Josh would mention the double down over 90 times and lament its removal from KFC's menu. Several other videos were made after that in which Cobra will occasionally start looping over the loss of the double down. | In a video uploaded on April 8, 2023, Josh would mention the double down over 90 times and lament its removal from KFC's menu. Several other videos were made after that in which Cobra will occasionally start looping over the loss of the double down. |
| | {{ :incidents:tookawaythedoubledown.png?400 |}} //Above: Double Down induced depression// | | |
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| | === The "KFC food review" transcript === |
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| | //What is up YouTuuuube, it's ya boy King Cobra. So KFC took away their double down!(Cough) And uh...(coughs) ain't gonna lie, this stoner is a littl-(Cough) a little ticked about it, but that's fast food, man. KFC took away their-(Cough) their double down...(Coughs violently) 'scuse me. I wanted to do an extra crispy Double Down, like extra crispy on the chicken, extra bacon, extra cheese, and extra mayo, get it with a large gravy, and a large mac n' cheese, and then a sweet lightning, call that a KingCobraJFS KFC Official, but y'know what... KFC took away the double down! I was just like...(Trails off) I'm gonna need to take a sip of my drink real quick.(Doesn't drink it) Ok, so yesterday, I created a new drink combo for the channels, the uh... "The King Cobra Demonic Gin and Tonic"... And it's a delicious little drink combo, ain't gonna stunt. however I did order some KFC because let's be real, their chicken is delicious. Even though like every other fast food restaurant, they bring back somethin' from their...Original menu where it's like so good, you're like, th-The nostalgia! Nostalgia, that's what it is! And then they take it away, and you're like, "AWWWWW!"\\ |
| | This is just like Taco Bell taking away their toasted cheddar chalupa, and being like "Awww...", and as soon as they bring it back they're like "Hey! we know you missed it!"\\ |
| | KFC took away their double down, and... (coughs)they were gonna take it away originally (coughs)excuse me. On that...March date, but they kept it around for a couple more days...For a lot of the people who wanted to try it, or retry it, so I appreciate that. KFC is not a sponsor, so I want to say it, Fuckin'... fuck KFC for taking away the double down, you fucking teases. But also, I love KFC, because...Let's be real, it's fast food. And KFC is one of my go-tos. Okay, if I didn't have the double down from KFC, I'll get a bunch of crispy drumsticks, and some gravy...And I'd be set! Be like "I wanna dump this extra crispy drumstick in the gravy!"(Mimics dunking an invisible drumstick in invisible gravy), one second - (pantomimes consuming the drumstick) And I take a bite out of it, and I eat the fuck out of that. That's my normal go-to...for KFC... Okay...\\ |
| | So I don't hate KFC, I'm just disappointed that they took away the Double Down. Y'know? Like, am I gonna have to wait another 10 years before KFC brings it back? That's...The snack of the century, doodt. I got to try the double down the way I normally do it, if I wasn't going extra crispy, and extra toppings, and it was so delicious. \\ |
| | One of my YouTube fans bought me another one, and I don't care if it's the sweet lightning, or like, the regular version of mountain dew, y'know...I-I-I-I'll I'll fuck with KFC, I'll either get sweet lightning or regular mountain dew, it don't matter, but I love KFC's sweet lightning mountain dew.\\ |
| | I went on Doordash because I was craving a double down and then it's like well, KFC took away their double down. So, sorry... It's not on their menu any more, and I was like, "What do you got? Spicy Chicken Sandwich Combo?" I'm over here like, "...I guess I'll try it..." I got a spicy chicken sandwich combo with mac and cheese, mountain dew sweet lightning, and a large gravy. That's pretty much what I ordered from KFC. Uh, the chicken's not extra crispy, although I like KFC because their chicken is tasty, you know like I said, extra crispy is how I do it, extra crispy drums are my deal, uh, you dunk 'em in gravy and it's the best, in my opinion.\\ |
| | so am I bummed out that KFC took away the double down once again after 10 years of missing it, and then they brought it back for nostalgic purposes? I got to review it on my channel with the gravy a couple times and it was so good. And then they took it away, and I'm like (sighs) \\ |
| | Hold up, I'm gonna need to take a sip of my drink.(Doesn't drink) \\ |
| | Look, I got- I got the meal right here, I got the-the drink. it's so like, Let's see what they got on their menu besides the double down, because I do like KFC, their gravy, their potatoes, their chicken, their mac and cheese...I like KFC in general, they're delicious. In Wyoming, we don't have a Popeye's chicken. We used to... have a Popeye's chicken, but we uh, got rid of it. I never tried any of Popeye's, but like, I grew up as a kid eating KFC, so like, KFC is a part of my childhood, you feel me YouTube? And when I moved back to Casper Wyoming, is when the first time they dropped this delicious fucking sandwich, known as the double down. And people were calling excessive and unhealthy. I was calling it delicious. And when they brought it back for the month of March and I was so grateful that my local KFC had a couple extra in stock, ok, so they let me-and then like, I got to order it two more times. I got to order it for me and my friends, and then I got to order it on Youtube a second time, one where I'm dunking it in gravy - You saw the video, you know what's up - and it's just like, (sigh) dude, dunking a KFC double down in their famous gravy...(blows kiss?)\\ |
| | Even if the chicken's not extra crispy, even if you're not stuffing it with extra bacon, extra cheese and extra mayonnaise, it was still delicious. And taking the leftover gravy after dunking your sandwich, and pouring it into the mac and cheese...(trails off, reminiscing over the ghost of foods consumed past) Youtube, I feel privileged to have filmed that on my YouTube because that was honestly the tastiest thing I've ever had from KFC, next to their extra crispy chicken. \\ |
| | And, when I filmed it, I was not able to make it extra crispy on the chicken, and extra toppings, but y'know what? I got to preserve its legacy. The double down will return when it returns, YouTube.\\ |
| | I'm not gonna lie, I had a huge Diva fit when I couldn't order the double down, I feel like a fool for doing it, but God damn it. The KFC double down is just that good. Okay, I see all these fuckin' YouTube channels were like, "KFC Canada released..."(trails off) You know, when I see like Ken Donovic doing his food reviews, and over in Canada, it's like "oh, they have the double down", I'm like "You lucky motherfucker..." And th-that's how it would happen for the longest time, and they brought back the double down, in the united states, and I was like "ohhhh, it tasted even better than the first time!" It was so fucking good and dunking in gravy was just a treat YouTube, a KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken Treat.\\ |
| | Sorry, I'm on a bit of a tangent right now because like dude, I was craving the double down, and they took it off the menu. So I'm like...I like the sweet mountain dew, that's my jam when I go to KFC, as far as soda pop goes. I like mountain dew in general, so I'm not that picky when it comes to the mountain dew scene on KFC, but y'all took away the double down. I'm like "oh, typical FUCKING fast food." You know, this is this is just like Taco Bell. I'm serious I'm not trying to repeat my talking points but it's like Taco Bell comes back with the toasted cheddar chalupa, and you're all about that lifestyle you're just like "oh...."And then fuckin' Taco Bell takes it away! One day you're going in the Taco Bell, you're just like: "Heyyyy you guys, can I get a toasted cheddar chalupa?" and they're looking at you like "Sorry, we don't serve that any more" you're like (gets mad over not being able to have fast food)WHAT? **WHAT?**(exhale) And you're like with how sensitive a-today's society is...(Trails off) \\ |
| | Me personally, I'm like okay, you know what? I'm gonna need a moment to like kind of calm down and adjust and just like, choose my regular Taco-Bell-slash-KFC items, it is what it is, I'll get over it...But everyone else who likes it more than I do, they're just like(angry hyperventilating) "can you believe this shiiiit?" \\ |
| | Okay so KFC took over the double down and I'm being a drama queen about it, sue me! (In a voice close to tears)Fucking sue me. you know KFC, I'm still gonna eat your food, but if in the future you will decide to bring back the Double Down...(scoffs) Okay, KFC Cheetos Double Down, c'mon.(coughing fit) C'mon! You can't tell me, okay, if you had a double down made with like a spicy cheetos-(extended coughing fit) 'scuse me, flaming hot cheetos, or like a flamin' hot cheetos sauce, and then your regular version has the regular cheetos-(coughs) with cheetos as the crust of the chicken, doodt. Then you got your bacon, then you got your like, flamin' hot cheetos has a pepper jack cheese, regular cheetos has like a cheddar cheese(trails off) \\ |
| | Y'know, when you have an empire like KFC, the world is your oyster. If you wanna decide to release a new item, you release it. If people like it, they like it. If they don't like it, they don't like it. And there were plenty of people who were dogging on the double down, like "This is just unnecessary". But your boy Cobra, I'm like "No no no no no, this-this is...This is...KFC gold!" \\ |
| | Okay, dipping a double down KFC- From KFC into their gravy was seriously just fucking delicious. It didn't have to be extra crispy on the chicken, or have extra bacon, cheese, and mayonnaise to be delicious. And I reviewed it on my channel officially and I was just like...(mimics having an out-of-body experience) \\ |
| | Man, I'm 'on hit my vape pen, just trying to calm the fuck down, I'm like "You got the sweet lightning?" Okay, KFC sweet lightning: I love it, it's delicious, that flavor needs to be in cans and needs to be sold in Wal-Mart, just like any other flavor of Mountain Dew in my personal opinion, 'cause Mountain Dew sweet lightning is delicious! And KFC is so finger licking good, that's their slogan, and it's the truth when you have a double down soaked in gravy 'cause you're dipping it in there, it is legitimately finger lickin' good! like, if you to-took a double down from KFC, you dunk it in the gravy and you take a bite of it and you don't give a fuck how messy your fingers gets...(content sigh) Okay, finger-licking good doesn't begin to cover how fucking delicious. \\ |
| | I'm gonna be all right Cobra fam, I dropped a new drink combo on my channel yesterday, and I had like five or six of them yesterday, and was like, "I'm feeling good!" and I-then I passed out. I woke up, and had my second one right here, and I'm just like... I don't need to have a shit ton of alcohol before five o'clock so it's like... oh wait it's six o'clock right now, so it's after five o'clock. Fuck the haters. Furthermore, it's like okay so KFC took away their, uh, double down, and I'm over here like...(Sad dog noise) (hits vape pen) \\ |
| | There are two fast food items that I've ever truly loved in the last couple of years: Taco Bell's toasted cheddar chalupa, and KFC's double down. These two items-(clears throat) 'scuse me... have inspired me to do many amazing food hacks. Such of which you've seen on my channel - The cheese wrapped burrito, you're like "Cobra, you wrapped that chimichanga beautifully, when you pull the out...Perfect!" I'm like "No, but it could be more unhealthy." So I proceeded to make which everyone now looks at me and goes, "That's the dude who made the cheese wrap chimichanga!" And I'm like "Yes. Yes, exactly." Is it unnecessarily health-unhealthy? Yes! It's unnecessarily unhealthy, and that's why it tastes good. That was the KFC double down. People are like, talking shit on it, and I'm like...(Shakes head in high grease content disdain) \\ |
| | I'll be alright, but I'm a little disappointed, I get why fast food do it, so it-when it's re-released, the hype is back. I totally get it! So you know the next time like Taco Bell or KFC says "We're back with your favorite items, Cobra!" The hype is just like, the McRib for McDonalds when it comes back. AHHHH! you know, so I totally get the game, don't mean I'm happy with it. So I'm like, well I'm craving KFC so what do they got? So I'm lookin' at their menu, they got the Spicy Chicken Sandwich Combo with the mac n' cheese, and the Mountain Dew sweet lightning! and a large gravy, and I'm like Dude, if you take your KFC chicken or your chicken sandwiches, and like you use gravy as a dipping sauce, oh it's the best. that's why I can't get mad at KFC for taking away their double down, because their food is still delicious! disappointed and sad? yes. \\ |
| | Regrettably yes. Because the double down...(shakes head) Was the tastiest KFC item I've ever had. Tastier than their...Extra crispy chicken.(Sniffle) There, I said it, okay? If I got a bucket of like, drums, and they were all extra crispy with like, several orders of large gravy, Okay, that would be my main go-to if I was going to a small party, but like...(trails off, sips drink) \\ |
| | Like yeah you know, I can complain because KFC took away the double down they said it was "only going to be available till March 6th" and they were gracious enough to keep it out for a couple more days. So a couple of people including myself could re-retry it, and I appreciate that... but then when they took it away it's like, oh that was so good, I've had it like three times, doodt, before they took it away, and I was just like (sigh) \\ |
| | __**why do you do this to me?!**__ \\ |
| | So I got me a Demonic Gin and Tonic I wanted to take a couple of sips, and collect myself, sorry. That rant was admittedly unnecessary, but me just...Blowing off steam, y'know? Because it's like...I really like the double down from KFC. They brought it back the second time, it was even more delicious than the first time, and it was just like, fucking fast food doodt. That's how they do it, that's how they fuckin' hook your ass: They come out with some delicious stuff, you're like "that's my go-to now!" and then one day you go to that restaurant and it's like, "sorry, we're no longer serving it" and you're like (sigh, through gritted teeth:) "What else do you fucking have?" \\ |
| | So like the last two days, I've been working on my rap album, pretty much sober, and I created two songs that pretty much me being sober despite y'know, the only thing I did was smoke weed, so not completely sober...-ish... But, beside the point: On a sip of my drink combo, we're gonna try this KFC that I ordered, the spicy chicken sandwich...I like taking my KFC chicken and dipping it in their famous gravy, it's the best. \\ |
| | So like, you know KFC is gonna take away the double down you're still going to eat them when you're craving the colonel, you know? It is what it is. (Deep angry breaths) \\ |
| | If you like watching me do food reviews, and just going off on rants like that, fuckin' hit the like button, man! \\ |
| | I'm not mad at KFC for taking away the double down, that creates more hype for it when they bring it back, I get that's how fast food works - McDonald's does it with their McRib, Taco Bell does it with their toasted ch-chalupa, and now KFC's doing it with their double down, so I totally get what they're doing, doodt. As a fast-food-connoisseur-slash-pothead, I totally get it. It's like, motherfu-(stops himself, takes a deep breath) \\ |
| | I like the way that KFC double down tasted, some of you might have said it was "excessive" and "unhealthy", but that's what made it delicious. Like, is anybody really eating fast food to be healthy in the first place? That's an argument I'll let you have with yourself. Because I'm going to take a sip of my, uh, Demonic Gin and Tonic, and I want to get into this KFC fast food review. Because I did like I said order a spicy chicken sandwich combo with a mac n' cheese and a large gravy, because I want to dunk the spicy chicken sandwich into the gravy! \\ |
| | That's what I settled for, because...You know, ordering extra crispy on DoorDash gets expensive, I didn't have a whole lot of money, so I was like, let's- I wanted to show it off for YouTube 'cause you know what? I get fast food sometimes, I like to show it off on YouTube and be like, "This is what Cobra's eatin'!" Make it a fast food review! it's content for my FUCKING Channel! \\ |
| | I've downed some fried chicken in my day- Oh that drink combo is sooooooo good - Okay, the green Monster Energy drink, it compliments the taste of the gin beautifully. And a little bit of mineral water, so like, you get caffeine, alcohol, and hydration with each drink. So I like that drink combo, it's tasty. \\ |
| | (shows off the bag of food) \\ |
| | Kentucky Fried Chicken, you sons of bitches. YOU SONS OF BITCHES KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN! \\ |
| | I'll be fine, I ordered a super sub from Albertson's, and I have half of it left, so...I got food! So even after this, if I get hungry again- You know what I'm sayin'? But like that's beside the point, I'm so grateful for my life, but that's beside the point. If all I'm doing is bitching because KFC took away the double down, then I got nothing to complain about, papi! You know what I'm sayin'? Like, come on! \\ |
| | But at the same time, I'm over here like...(trails off) \\ |
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