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 ===== The Double Down Loop =====
-//"They took away the Double Down. It was here and then it was gone . . . Like a sad . . . but very delicious chicken wet dream of delicious goodness"// - Josh, mourning the loss of the famed Double Down
+//"They took away the Double Down. It was here and then it was gone . . . Like a sad . . . but very delicious chicken wet dream of delicious goodness"// - Josh, mourning the loss of the famed Double Down.
-**The Double Down Loop** is an ongoing rant that Cobra will occasionally bring up in reference to KFC's Double Down Chicken Sandwich, a limited item on their menu.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pph78fFl6oU|(1)]] The Double Down was by far one of Cobra's favorite food items from KFC, and perhaps his favorite food outright. The Double Down was cancelled sometime in early 2023, which led to a notable embittered and somber rant about the loss in a "KFC Food Review"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOJmpQ7SdI&t=938s|(2)]]
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 ^  The Double Down Loop   |
 | {{ :incidents:098234893247894.png?400 |}}//Above: Cobra gumming a KFC Double Down shortly before its cancellation// |
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 | **Results:** Bog disc formatted, KFC stock in shambles  |
 | **Saga:** [[sagas:The Puff Saga]] |
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+**The Double Down Loop** is an ongoing rant that Cobra will occasionally bring up in reference to KFC's Double Down Chicken Sandwich, a limited item on their menu.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pph78fFl6oU|(1)]] The Double Down was by far one of Cobra's favorite food items from KFC, and perhaps his favorite food outright. The Double Down was cancelled sometime in early 2023, which led to a notable embittered and somber rant about the loss in a "KFC Food Review"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOJmpQ7SdI&t=938s|(2)]]
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 Big ol' grocery bag of goodies, check it out. Talk about chicken strips, because I'm strippin' away the bags, like "oh yeah, you want that KFC you dirty slut?" I kid people, but no I love KFC, I'm just a little bummed...BUMMED OUT that they took away the uh...KFC double down(let's set that down for a second), the brought it back, and they were gracious enough to keep it on the menu for a couple more days, just 'cause "Ah, you know what? It's Cobra's birthday" so me and my friends got to try it, you know, but then they took it away and I was like...(double-down-loss-induced depression)  \\
 And I'm like "You're a grown-ass adult, Cobra, suck it up! It'll be back. It'll be back, when KFC's like, hurting on sales. Y'know, or like if- the demand is popular enough. They'll bring it back.(sighs)  \\
-I was craving some KFC, ya know? Like I was saying, YouTube. And it's like, I wonder if they still got the double down on the menu. Of course they don't! Catastrophe, a CHICKEN CATASTROPHE, YouTube! I am outraged, but I will get over it. Because I still love KFC, regardless if they take it away. Fuckin' A, I'm-I'm a little KFC Slut, YouTube! I love my extra crispy chicken!  You dunk it in the gravy, it's just like "stop. Stop!"  \\
+I was craving some KFC, ya know? Like I said, YouTube. And it's like, I wonder if they still got the double down on the menu. Of course they don't! Catastrophe, a CHICKEN CATASTROPHE, YouTube! I am outraged, but I will get over it. Because I still love KFC, regardless if they take it away. Fuckin' A, I'm-I'm a little KFC Slut, YouTube! I love my extra crispy chicken!  You dunk it in the gravy, it's just like "stop. Stop!"  \\
-(stifles a cough, possibly tears, sighs)Kentucky Fried Chicken Pizza Hut McDonald- you know that old fast food song that they'd sing when I was a kid? Yeah, fuck off. Fuck off, YouTube! They double bagged it, for extra protection.(sniffs bag) Oh yeah, the smell of that KFC might give me an erec- an erection. Ok you know what, Cobra? That's just inappropriate. Can we not do that? Ok, I get you're bummed out because KFC took away the double down, and rightfully so, because the double down's delicious, excessive? possibly, unhealthy? definitely! But is that necessary? But the sexual innuendoes? It's KFC you fuckin' asshole, calm down! What, Kentucky Fried CUNT? Because that's some cunt bullshit-Okay, Cobra, stop!   \\
+(stifles a cough, possibly tears, sighs, hits vape pen)Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut, McDonald- you know that old fast food song that they'd sing when I was a kid? Yeah, fuck off. Fuck off, YouTube! They double bagged it, for extra protection.(sniffs bag) Oh yeah, the smell of that KFC might give me an erec- an erection. Ok you know what, Cobra? That's just inappropriate. Can we not do that? Ok, I get you're bummed out because KFC took away the double down, and rightfully so, because the double down's delicious, excessive? possibly, unhealthy? definitely! But is that necessary? But the sexual innuendoes? It's KFC you fuckin' asshole, calm down! What, Kentucky Fried CUNT? Because that's some cunt bullshit-Okay, Cobra, stop!   \\
-It's gonna come in the same KFC bag as the double down did, this is just making me want the double down even more. 'Cause the fuckin' double down came in the same goddamn bag! So we got some mac n' cheese, some gravy. Spicy chicken sandwich combo from KFC, I'll get into it, it's fresh, it's KFC-KFC's delicious,  I like KFC, I've never had Popeye's, because we don't have a Popeye's here, so for me chicken is like making it myself or going to a restaurant, you know? I'm like, if you wanna like a fast food chicken chains, all we got is KFC here in Casper and I'm cool with that! I want KFC, I gotta go to Colorado to try it- Oh, excuse me, blblblbla, did I say KFC? Now I'm getting my tongue twisted. I was trying to say, if I want Popeye's, I'll go to Colorado to try it, but that's alright. But that's alright, YouTube! \\
+It's gonna come in the same KFC bag as the double down did, this is just making me want the double down even more. 'Cause the fuckin' double down came in the same goddamn bag! So we got some mac n' cheese, some gravy. Spicy chicken sandwich combo from KFC, I'll get into it, it's fresh, it's KFC-KFC's delicious,  I like KFC, I've never had Popeye's, because we don't have a Popeye's here, so for me chicken is like making it myself or going to a restaurant, you know? I'm like, if you wanna like a fast food chicken chains, we got KFC and that's all we got here in Casper and I'm cool with that! I want KFC, I gotta go to Colorado to try it- Oh, excuse me, blblblbla, did I say KFC? Now I'm getting my tongue twisted. I was trying to say, if I want Popeye's, I'll go to Colorado to try it, but that's alright. But that's alright, YouTube! \\
-Spicy chicken sandwich...
+Spicy chicken sandwich...\\
+(fumbles with food)Make some room for the meal, here...\\
+Spicy chicken sandwich...I like spicy chicken, I've never had official Nashville hot Tennessee chicken, but I'm sure it's just fucking divine, I love me some juicy chicken, and I love a little bit of **HEAT!** You know? So if I was in Nashville, Tennessee, and it was, like, and it was at a restaurant like, "You have the option to order, like, the spiciest chicken available", I'd be like "Let's go!" And I'll film myself eating it, and plug the restaurant, and be like(Boglim sounds), you know what I'm sayin'? That's how I do.  \\
+But I don't have that, so, it is what it is. Gonna have to settle for things like this KFC action, you know? (rearranges food) I've a demonic gin and tonic that I'm sipping on. I didn't mean to like, just go off and, like, full rage rant because KFC took away their god damned...mothafuckin'... ...double down, but it's just like...(loss for words)...you know, I'm exaggerating a bit, but as mill-millennial, I'm like (sighs)... If they brought it back like a Doritos chicken, there's so many ways they could bring that back. They know what the fuck they're doing. KFC does. If you live in, like, the UK, you're not gonna get restaurants like KFC, so it's-it's fun for my...my "'cross the pond fans" who don't have fast food restaurants like I do here in the States. Here it's quite common if you see a fast food restaurant in the United States of 'Murica! It's quite common. \\
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 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pph78fFl6oU|1. Boglim Chronicles Double Down cut]]
-[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOJmpQ7SdI&t=938s|2. KFC Food Review]]
+[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOJmpQ7SdI|2. KFC Food Review]]
 [[https://www.youtube.com/live/jJNu7jxBSI8?si=nYeUsKbW4jmVu_VG&t=1224|3. Cobra describing his failed Doritos Double Down Food Hack]]
 [[https://youtu.be/Gc4UvMZVquU?si=fCCz9qCqjCiZxPfP&t=4394|4. Recording of the failed Double Down Food Hack (Warning: links to YFS "documentary")]]