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The Bike
| The Bike |
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| First Seen: The Couch Chris saga |
| Description: Josh's neon green bike and helmet, fitted with a motor |
| Lifespan: Seemingly infinite |
| Status: In disrepair |
| Sagas: A permanent mainstay since The Couch Chris Saga |
The Bike is KingCobraJFS' pimp chariot. It is a regular bicycle outfitted with a two-stroke bicycle engine kit. Josh will use this to travel extended distance across Casper, weather permittable, often accompanied by the green helmet.
Major Incidents
Origin
The Bike would make its first appearance during The Couch Chris Saga, as it was Josh's only means of transportation to get to work or anywhere outside of walking distance in Casper. Eventually during The Stephanie Saga Josh would upgrade his bike to hold a two-stroke motor, rechristening his bike to The Beach Cruiser.
Bike Rideing[sic]
The addition of the motor brought with it some of the greatest content of the early years, as Josh would Ride Bike around town while recording his findings. This would peak in particular with two great videos: One where he went Bike Rideing and dropped his phone resulting in an incredibly loud autistic meltdown on camera, and one where he rode his bike through the hall of his apartment complex.
Demise
Unfortunately, it would not be long before the motor would simply give out, as Josh is known to destroy many inanimate objects by simply being in their presence for too long. The sudden disappearance of Bike videos would be just as sudden as its inception, a stern reminder that you don't truly know what you have until it's gone.