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 ====== The French "Frys" Incident ====== ====== The French "Frys" Incident ======
  
-**The French Frys Incident** is an infamous event in Boglim History and is documented in the video {{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u2e4_DgxMg|"Making homemade french frys"}} - Hence the name - on June 5th, 2016. It takes place midway through the South Center Age near the beginning of [[sagas:The Saga of Scotty]]. This event in particular is infamous due to Josh starting a grease fire and nearly burning down his apartment on video, demonstrating his spellcasting abilities by extinguishing a fire by [[sagas:cobra's_magic>#Extinguish Fire|yelling at it.]] This is also a demonstration of Josh's less than stellar culinary skills, and part of the reason his fans get nervous about him using a gas burning stove.+**The French Frys Incident** is an infamous event in Boglim History and is documented in the video {{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u2e4_DgxMg|"Making homemade french frys"}} - Hence the name - on June 5th, 2016. It takes place midway through the South Center Age near the beginning of [[sagas:The Bailey and Izzy Saga]]. This event in particular is infamous due to Josh starting a grease fire and nearly burning down his apartment on video, demonstrating his spellcasting abilities by extinguishing a fire by [[beliefs:magic>#Extinguish Fire|yelling at it.]] This is also a demonstration of Josh's less than stellar culinary skills, and part of the reason his fans get nervous about him using a gas burning stove.
  
 ^  The French Frys Incident   | ^  The French Frys Incident   |
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 | **Event Genre:** Comedy, Horror    | | **Event Genre:** Comedy, Horror    |
 | **Results:** Numerous pants shat, fire barely suppressed, Josh enraged. Fries cooked.    | | **Results:** Numerous pants shat, fire barely suppressed, Josh enraged. Fries cooked.    |
-| **Saga:** [[sagas:The Saga of Scotty]] |+| **Saga:** [[sagas:The Bailey and Izzy Saga]] |
  
  
-====== Timeline of events ======+===== Timeline of events =====
  
-**0:00 - 1:00:**Video start. Josh starts by showing off his dining room table, complete with wand, ouija board, drinking horn, et al. Josh says he's going to show 'toobz how to make french frys.+**0:00 - 1:00:** Video start. Josh starts by showing off his dining room table, complete with wand, ouija board, drinking horn, et al. Josh says he's going to show 'toobz how to make french frys.
  
 **1:00 - 3:00:** Josh displays his ingredients: A pot of standard fry oil, and some potatoes. Josh turns the burner to high, and as the pot heats up, he collects 4-5 russets from a large bag of potatoes. He does not wash nor peel them. He goes on to explain his method of cooking: Dropping them directly into boiling oil. **1:00 - 3:00:** Josh displays his ingredients: A pot of standard fry oil, and some potatoes. Josh turns the burner to high, and as the pot heats up, he collects 4-5 russets from a large bag of potatoes. He does not wash nor peel them. He goes on to explain his method of cooking: Dropping them directly into boiling oil.
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 **44:10 - 49:11** Josh measures out some salt into his filthy hands and adds it to the larger bowl of fries. He has a few more fries, saying that "home made french fries aren't too difficult to make", disregarding that he //nearly burned his apartment down.// Josh ends the video off by eating more fries, touring the apartment, and saying that he'll catch us cool cobras later from his floral throne as he smokes his pipe.  **44:10 - 49:11** Josh measures out some salt into his filthy hands and adds it to the larger bowl of fries. He has a few more fries, saying that "home made french fries aren't too difficult to make", disregarding that he //nearly burned his apartment down.// Josh ends the video off by eating more fries, touring the apartment, and saying that he'll catch us cool cobras later from his floral throne as he smokes his pipe. 
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 +==== Aftermath ====
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 +As a result of this video, numerous fans have expressed concern at the near-death situation Josh put himself in. To this day, the combination of Josh, gas stoves, and grease are one that raises immediate concern amongst fans and troles alike, as Josh is certainly not intelligent enough to suppress a fire.
  
 {{page>:blurbs#Incident Highlights}} {{page>:blurbs#Incident Highlights}}
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