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 ====== The NALpocalypse ======
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 The **NALpocalypse** is a pivotal Incident in Boglim History, monumental in its nature for being a moment of great clarity for Josh: Cobes would officially break up with Jessica after severing all lines of communication to her and announcing his relationship status via Facebook. This would spark a major meltdown from his now-ex girlfriend Jessica and would elicit a furious response from Josh in the form of the "Im single" video, where Josh would admit to his alcoholism, the troubles that Jessica brought, and why he was dumping her.
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 It is believed that somewhere during this time, Jessica and Josh made contact and the unfortunate mixture of Jessica's love bombing and Josh's good nature allowed Josh to bury the hatchet with her. It is presumed that later, Jessica checked out of her hotel and moved in with Josh at his trailer no later than August 28th, 2024.
-==== August 31st, 2024: ====
+==== August 30th, 2024: ====
+Jessica would take her (presumably) first shower in weeks, and put on a brand new shirt.
 Josh would go live for four hours, talking shit and generally being in a foul mood. Abruptly at four hours in, someone would knock on Josh's trailer door, and Josh would suddenly end the stream without fanfare.
 Several minutes later, Josh would go live again, continuing his typical streaming antics, although he muted his stream a few times for bathroom breaks. It was later confirmed in a call that Jessica had spent the remaining four hours doing a crossword puzzle in his kitchen as the stream transpired. Viewers would get the first bit of evidence suggesting Jessica's arrival when Josh returned from a bathroom break to denounce Jessica Messica's antics, saying that JM was only picking on NAL because NAL was prettier.
-After the stream ended, Jessica would have a phone call with(presumably) Mr. Oinkers, wherein an argument between Josh and Jessica would restart after the pair watched Tombstone together, only for Josh to get enraged when Jessica asked too many questions. The argument would continue to get worse over the duration of the phone call.
+After the stream ended, Josh would supposedly get a handy from Jessica, and Josh would get semen over her new shirt. Josh and Jessica would then settle down and watch Josh's favorite movie Tombstone together. An argument between Josh and Jessica would start after the pair watched Tombstone together, only for Josh to get enraged when Jessica asked too many questions about westerns. The argument would continue to get worse with Josh accidentally spilling his drink on Jessica. Jessica would freak out, as this was her only change of clothing for the entire visit, and would go into BPD overdrive: Stripping naked, Jessica would run around the trailer, getting mad and claiming that Josh had gotten semen on her, just before video calling Mr. Oinkers via Discord. In this harrowing several minutes, Josh can be seen brought to a breaking point, pulling out [[objects:the shotgun]] and attempting to commit suicide by firing at his own head as Jessica goads him into pulling the trigger. Mercifully, no shells were in the gun, but an audible *click* is heard, associated with a dry fire.
 Jessica would continue to claim that Josh had choked her, and would disclose that she had a five-minute long video that she was likely using to blackmail Josh into letting her stay.
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 The same evening, Jessica Messica would upload the leaked phone call featuring the Jessica/Josh argument, solidifying that she was at the trailer. Her cover blown, Jessica would stream on Instagram for forty minutes with Josh in the background, an ominous red tint over the entire stream.
-==== Between August 31st and September 3rd ====
+Jessica would leave on the 4th of September, much to the entire Cobraverse's relief.
-Josh and Jessica would get into a //major// argument. Jessica would record this video via discord call, and it would be leaked and would include footage of Josh so stressed that he puts a shotgun to his head and dry-fires.
 ==== PHASE THREE: Denial ====
+Following Jessica's departure, **Josh** would begin a new tactic: Just ignoring her. As a final goodbye, Josh would send her a bottle of chocolate-flavored beer because he's a gentleman, and would begin making content as per his usual boglim antics, sans-Jessica.
+**Jessica** would attempt numerous ways to get back to Casper, endlessly vying to get Josh's attention to no avail.
+  - First, she would go live in an attempt to draw donations for another visit, stating that Mr. Oinkers was afraid of getting doxxed and would not be getting involved again.
+  - Secondly, Jessica would attempt to release revenge porn she made of her and Josh, teasing 2k for the entire tape. As far as we are aware, this goal was mercifully not met. Jessica would delete this facebook post.
+  - Jessica would attempt to look into buying a house in Casper.
+  - Eventually, Jessica //would// release the sex tape of her and Josh, and in response, Josh would put a nude of Jessica on a T-shirt(That would get removed by CustomizedGirl).
+===== Aftermath =====
+The NALpocalypse is regarded by many as the most distressing time to be a fan of KingCobraJFS, as Josh would be in the worst mental state he has been in for literal years. As a result of these actions, Josh would retreat even further into his habitat, seldom going live or even having Homeboys over. Many have surmised that the NALpocalypse was the last straw for Josh, and he now attempts to live in near isolation, broken only by the return of [[characters:Warlord]].
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