The NALpocalypse is a pivotal Incident in Boglim History, monumental in its nature for being a moment of great clarity for Josh: Cobes would officially break up with Jessica after severing all lines of communication to her and announcing his relationship status via Facebook. This would spark a major meltdown from his now-ex girlfriend Jessica and would elicit a furious response from Josh in the form of the “Im single” video, where Josh would admit to his alcoholism, the troubles that Jessica brought, and why he was dumping her.

The NALpocalypse
Josh officially announces his breakup with Jessica
Event style: Uploaded video(Josh), livestream(Jessica)
Location: Casper Trailer Park
Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Nakedandlaughing
Summary: Josh finally attempts to banish the Bog Hag
Event Genre: Drama, Disaster
Results: Josh officially single, Jessica enraged, the Cobraverse in peril
Saga: The Trailer Saga

Jessica would go live and receive a call from Josh, who was concerned about her alcohol abuse. This would turn rotten fast as Jessica would livestream the entire argument from start to finish, using her trademark tactics of refusing to let Josh get a word in and then victim blaming.

Josh would start severing ties via social media after the argument spiraled out of control. The BOY clearly had had enough.

Not to be upstaged, Jessica would go live again to scream about how Josh. She would make numerous claims during this, including:

• During her first visit, Josh had self-harmed due to an argument, slamming his head against the fridge door.
• Before his birthday stream, Josh had physically abused her twice, choking her on both occasions.
• At an unspecified time, Josh would say he wanted to sexually assault Jessica's mother.
• Josh's step-dad and biological mother, Laura, abused him during childhood.

Josh would start recording his 20-minute rant video on Jessica.

Jessica would discover that Josh had changed his Facebook relationship status to “single”. This would cause a gargantuan meltdown stream on Jessica's end. NAL would go on to claim later that Josh choked her on two separate occasions on his birthday(The one where he got evicted) although she lacked any forms of evidence. Jessica would make numerous claims involving Josh's biological mother, that Josh wanted to sexually assault his mother, and that after 2-3 hours of sex, he immediately started cranking his hog 5 minutes later on Chaturbate, quickly settling into the “I know I'm ugly” thought loop she's well known for while hitting duster. Later on in the stream after hearing that Josh had made a video, she would descend into a vicious thought loop and fighting with her stream chat.
About half an hour after Josh's video went live, she would ragequit her own stream.

Josh would officially announce his new relationship status, coincidentally minutes before uploading the video “Im single”.

In this video, Josh would lay down every single misgiving he had collected during her visits in one place.

• Josh would start by announcing his new relationship status and making it as clear as gin that he was done dating Jessica.
• The video continues with Josh accusing Jessica of “emotional manipulations”, saying that she lacks the maturity to have a conversation with him.
• Reinforcing his accusation, he discloses that Jessica is easy to troll, and delusional.
• Josh breaks down the average Jessica argument pattern, victim blaming in any way possible.
• The Boy would continue by saying that she knew he was right, otherwise why would she be live on Twitch, trying to “Derail” his fame.
• Josh says that she “did it to herself” in regards to the breakup. He says that no man will love her like he did.
• Josh admits that Jessica is the reason he got evicted.
• Josh tells her to cancel her flight to Casper, calling her emotional once again and accusing her of spreading lies when she doesn't get her way.
• Admitting that Jessica was not in a good headspace and a target for trolls, Josh would disclose that he had been informed by numerous good sources that she was trouble and felt the need to defend her regardless.
• Josh proves an instance of Jessica emotional manipulation, saying she'd get mad and play victim when Josh simply told her “I'll call you later”.
• Josh says he appreciates his fans being on his side, calling Jessica crazy.
• He continues by saying he was at the end of his tolerance for Jessica's bullshit.
• Josh reiterates numerous previous points.
• His rage building, Josh would vehemently deny all of her claims in that day's rage stream with a throwaway comment.
• Admitting that Jessica was a bigger alcoholic than he was and saying she only drinks to get blackout drunk, Josh says he admires Jessica's parents for letting a 40 year-old with no job stay with them, calling her parents saints.
• He further slams Jessica about her Twitch stream, saying that Jessica is “mentally insane”, and that she has a “mental disconnect”.
• Getting angrier still, Cobes would say he's going to find a woman who's much less trouble, and way hotter, clearly taking a jab at the Bog Hag.
• Out of nowhere, Josh says he stands up for trans rights, and that Jessica mocked him for this.
• Josh says her M.O. is to make people pity her, and discloses the extent of how far he went to sever ties.
• The thought loops and previous comments continue on rotation. Patience, manipulation, misinformation, et al.
• in a rather amusing line, Josh says “I have more fans than Jessica does, so you don't want to FUCK with me!”
• After a prolonged silence, Josh says that Jessica has no respect for him and would keep the stream unmuted so that he was painted in a negative light.
• We get the quote of the video: “Fuck you, you emotionally manipulative CUNT!”, followed by a belch.
• Josh gives a shoutout to known NakedAndLaughing A-log and number one hater, Jessica Messica(who he refers to as Messy Jessy and Messica Jessica), commenting that Jessica “loses her shit” any time Jessica Messica makes a new video.
• Jessica's refusal to ignore the Troles despite Josh's best efforts had gotten on his nerves.
• Ending with a few more thought loops, Josh ends the video off with the landmark quote “No man will ever love her the way I tried”.

Jessica would continue to stream. She would continue to act as if the two hadn't broken up, in stark denial of the obvious.

Josh would receive a text message from an excommunicated moderator of Jessica's stream warning him that Jessica still had the plane ticket. Josh confirmed that he would not let her in.

Josh would appear on a stream with homegirl Courtney Neidt and later, Jessica Messica. In the stream, Josh would detail that Jessica had a fetish for being choked during coitous, and that she had lied about the trip, saying she wouldn't go if he didn't want her to. Additionally, while repeating talking points from the “Im single” video, Josh stated he would refuse entry to her. According to Josh, Clint offered to get Jessica a hotel room during the second eviction saga to give the two space, but Josh declined.

Jessica Messica would join the call and the three would share thoughts on the state of NAL, the breakup, and one of Jessica's numerous meltdowns, including talking about an argument where Jessica was wielding a knife. Josh would be beset with a slew of emotions witnessing the meltdown, and additionally furious when he discovered that she had been hitting duster.

Jessica would take the news of him talking with not only another woman, but also her #1 hater poorly. Having yet another meltdown on stream, she would continue to deny the breakup as much as humanly possible, huffing Copium-scented duster ad nauseum.

Please note that these dates are a bit shifty, as at this time Jessica would go silent on social media in an attempt to maintain secrecy.

Jessica would announce that she was in Casper via a series of DMs with the troll who bankrolled her latest visit, Mr. Oinkers. She would disclose that she was dodging calls and texts from Josh because she was anxious over the whole affair.

Josh would attempt to ward Jessica off via calls and text messages to no avail.

Jessica would make a Cameo video while in Casper. KiwiFarms users would theorize that Jessica had filmed this at Peaches', a restaurant close to the cheapest hotel in Casper.

Josh would upload a noon video as well as a drink combo video, coming across as agitated and irritable, being incredibly paranoid of Jessica's imminent arrival.

It is believed that somewhere during this time, Jessica and Josh made contact and the unfortunate mixture of Jessica's love bombing and Josh's good nature allowed Josh to bury the hatchet with her. It is presumed that later, Jessica checked out of her hotel and moved in with Josh at his trailer no later than August 28th, 2024.

Jessica would take her (presumably) first shower in weeks, and put on a brand new shirt.

Josh would go live for four hours, talking shit and generally being in a foul mood. Abruptly at four hours in, someone would knock on Josh's trailer door, and Josh would suddenly end the stream without fanfare. Several minutes later, Josh would go live again, continuing his typical streaming antics, although he muted his stream a few times for bathroom breaks. It was later confirmed in a call that Jessica had spent the remaining four hours doing a crossword puzzle in his kitchen as the stream transpired. Viewers would get the first bit of evidence suggesting Jessica's arrival when Josh returned from a bathroom break to denounce Jessica Messica's antics, saying that JM was only picking on NAL because NAL was prettier. After the stream ended, Josh would supposedly get a handy from Jessica, and Josh would get semen over her new shirt. Josh and Jessica would then settle down and watch Josh's favorite movie Tombstone together. An argument between Josh and Jessica would start after the pair watched Tombstone together, only for Josh to get enraged when Jessica asked too many questions about westerns. The argument would continue to get worse with Josh accidentally spilling his drink on Jessica. Jessica would freak out, as this was her only change of clothing for the entire visit, and would go into BPD overdrive: Stripping naked, Jessica would run around the trailer, getting mad and claiming that Josh had gotten semen on her, just before video calling Mr. Oinkers via Discord. In this harrowing several minutes, Josh can be seen brought to a breaking point, pulling out the shotgun and attempting to commit suicide by firing at his own head as Jessica goads him into pulling the trigger. Mercifully, no shells were in the gun, but an audible *click* is heard, associated with a dry fire.

Jessica would continue to claim that Josh had choked her, and would disclose that she had a five-minute long video that she was likely using to blackmail Josh into letting her stay.

Josh would upload a video titled “Im sorry”. In the video, Josh would apologize for breaking his phone, rendering it impossible for him to do cameos, go live, and post as frequently. Early in the video, Josh can be seen looking towards the doorway of his YouTube room, presumably at Jessica, before turning the complete opposite direction to avoid her gaze. Josh would also change shirts and shave his beard down to a goatee, which he had done the previous Jessica visit as well.

The same evening, Jessica Messica would upload the leaked phone call featuring the Jessica/Josh argument, solidifying that she was at the trailer. Her cover blown, Jessica would stream on Instagram for forty minutes with Josh in the background, an ominous red tint over the entire stream.

Jessica would leave on the 4th of September, much to the entire Cobraverse's relief.

Following Jessica's departure, Josh would begin a new tactic: Just ignoring her. As a final goodbye, Josh would send her a bottle of chocolate-flavored beer because he's a gentleman, and would begin making content as per his usual boglim antics, sans-Jessica.

Jessica would attempt numerous ways to get back to Casper, endlessly vying to get Josh's attention to no avail..

1. First, she would go live in an attempt to draw donations for another visit, stating that Mr. Oinkers was afraid of getting doxxed and would not be getting involved again.
2. Secondly, Jessica would attempt to release revenge porn she made of her and Josh, teasing 2k for the entire tape. As far as we are aware, this goal was mercifully not met. Jessica would delete this facebook post.
3. Jessica would attempt to look into buying a house in Casper.