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====== The Stuffed Crust From Papa John's Pizza Review ======

**The Stuffed Crust From Papa John's(not a sponsor) Pizza Review** is a notorious video in the Cobraverse. The video review entails Josh going into exquisite detail about a pizza he has ordered, which he continues to describe over the course of twenty minutes in a perpetual thought loop.

^  The Stuffed Crust Pizza   |
| {{ :incidents:crurst.png?400 |}}//Above: The pizza in question// |
| **Event style:** Uploaded video    |
| **Location:** [[places:Conquistador Apartments]] |
| **Important characters:** [[characters:KingCobraJFS]]     |
| **Summary:** Milord regales us with a description of his pizza numerous times   |
| **Event Genre:** Comedy    |
| **Results:** Bog disk formatted  |
| **Saga:** The Conquistador Age, general |

===== Timeline of Events =====

==== The entire transcript ====

What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. (slurps garlic butter) You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. (slurp) Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." (slurp) Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. (slurp, slurp, slurp) Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... (sound of fly buzzing past microphone) cheers. (fly buzzes by once again)Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.

===== Aftermath =====

The Pizza Review would immediately establish itself as an iconic moment in Cobraverse history, on par with [[incidents:The Broken Cigarette Incident]]. The description of the pizza would be a reoccurring meme to fans and troles alike, as it displays Josh's inability to form coherent thoughts and his overpowering urge to order the most expensive fast food possible, under the belief that more toppings = more yum.

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