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| > 1. //(phrase)// A misinterpretation of food groups and their distinctions. Fish is generally considered a seafood or meat. | > 1. //(phrase)// A misinterpretation of food groups and their distinctions. Fish is generally considered a seafood or meat. |
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| | === Four hits or less will get you retarded === |
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| | > 1. //(phrase)// Used when promoting his hypothetical strain of marijuana "King Cobra's Chronic", of course he can not refrain from referencing the [[beliefs:odd_fixations#numbers |magic number, 4.]] |
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| === Flattery is the biggest compliment. === | === Flattery is the biggest compliment. === |
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| > 1. //(proper noun)// Fleischmann's Vodka | > 1. //(proper noun)// Fleischmann's Vodka |
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| | === Freebased Opinion === |
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| | > 1. //(phrase)// Possibly transbogrified "free speech" and "basic" into a turn of phrase. |
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| | >> //"They refuse to use it because of all the crap that people deal with just for having a freebased opinion"// |
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| === Fustated === | === Fustated === |
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| > 1. //(phrase)// Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. | > 1. //(phrase)// Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. |
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| | === I wasn't gonna knock that up. === |
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| | > 1. //(phrase)// To not turn something down. The phrase assumedly mixes up the idiomatic usage of "knocking" meaning to criticize and "knocking up" meaning to get pregnant. |
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| | >> //"You're too drunk to walk home I want to give you a ride home and I wasn't going to knock that up, honestly like I was grateful for that actually"// |
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| | === I'm a 90's baby. === |
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| | > 1. //(phrase)// Used as an excuse for still watching cartoons, and for a credibility booster when getting nostalgic. |
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| | >> //"Gogurt that takes me back to my childhood- I'm a 90s baby so that speaks to me"// |
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| === I'M SICK OF IT! === | === I'M SICK OF IT! === |
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| > 1. //(noun - malaprop)// Social Construct. | > 1. //(noun - malaprop)// Social Construct. |
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| | === Stoned Ape Theory === |
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| | > 1. //(phrase - hypothesis)// Cobes' take on the controversial "Stoned Ape" theory, which postulates a growth in cognitive abilities is linked to the introduction of psilocybin mushrooms in proto-human diets. Josh's understanding of this theory, however, is just that proto-humans got high out of boredom because they didn't have the modern luxuries of porn and video games to fill their time with, full stop. |
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| | >>//"The first human beings to ever survive are basically the very first campers and when you go camping and you're scavenging for shit–you know what I'm saying? But camping today is nothing compared to what it was back then–you know–all of a sudden they find these magical mushrooms you can eat and you can eat them and they provide a source of entertainment. Because they didn't have video games, or watching two bitches go at each other, or watching people get into a stupid argument on the internet. No, people who first came onto this planet |
| | the first human beings–the first human beings didn't have all of that to entertain them so quite often if they found drugs that could get you high and that were naturally grown in Mother Earth–things like salvia cocaine tobacco weed shrooms that sort of thing–they would consume them as a source of entertainment… It’s the Stoned Ape Theory, and it’s very much a plausible theory."// |
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| === Straight from the source’s mouth === | === Straight from the source’s mouth === |
