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| ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Never one to miss an opportunity, Josh would quickly work to make a connection with Ellen in order to prove to the Troles that he still had it. At this stage his male pattern baldness is only getting worse with his hairline going bald from both the back AND front, and his head is now starting to take its more iconic butternut squash shape. | ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Never one to miss an opportunity, Josh would quickly work to make a connection with Ellen in order to prove to the Troles that he still had it. At this stage his male pattern baldness is only getting worse with his hairline going bald from both the back AND front, and his head is now starting to take its more iconic butternut squash shape. |
| | ***[[characters:Darfliny]]:** Darf would play a key role in several major incidents during this saga, whether Josh liked it or not. |
| ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Ellen]]:** The real star of the story, Ellen is an of-age, cisgendered goth girl who isn't related to him and is alive. | ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Ellen]]:** The real star of the story, Ellen is an of-age, cisgendered goth girl who isn't related to him and is alive. |
| ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Walt and Angie]]:** Walter and Angie Knight are the parents of Ellen, and are best remembered as opportunistic leeches off of Josh's paypigs. | ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Walt and Angie]]:** Walter and Angie Knight are the parents of Ellen, and are best remembered as opportunistic leeches off of Josh's paypigs. |
| 2019 continues to pass with little of note until the 23rd, when a troll would call in a fake threat to the local Casper police department while Josh was livestreaming. Josh would continue to use this incident as ammunition against his trolls for years to come. Josh would even get some public recognition from this event when a local newspaper would interview him on details of the swatting. To lift his spirits, a fan would pay notable investigative journalist Chris Hansen by means of cameo to say that his team would be looking for the person responsible for his SWATting, which Josh took as gospel. | 2019 continues to pass with little of note until the 23rd, when a troll would call in a fake threat to the local Casper police department while Josh was livestreaming. Josh would continue to use this incident as ammunition against his trolls for years to come. Josh would even get some public recognition from this event when a local newspaper would interview him on details of the swatting. To lift his spirits, a fan would pay notable investigative journalist Chris Hansen by means of cameo to say that his team would be looking for the person responsible for his SWATting, which Josh took as gospel. |
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| ==== The Surprise Inspection ==== | ==== Live with Darfliny ep. 3 ==== |
| | //For the associated Incidents page, click [[incidents:live with darfliny ep.3|here.]]// |
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| September would bring about a surprise apartment inspection by Josh's landlord - Being known for his general inability to keep anything clean, Josh would receive a fine for destroying his apartment's carpet. While the fine was an unspecified number, Josh would admit to having to pay it likely until he moved out. **[[sagas:The eviction saga#>build up to the eviction|This would have LASTING consequences.]]** Additionally, after doing his taxes, Josh would realize he owed the Internal Revenue Service $110.00, which is no small amount for someone like Josh. Although this level of monetary drain would concern a lesser impoverished being, Josh would not let this deter his content creation, and would proceed to make videos detailing numerous not-safe-for-work themes, such as how to properly pleasure a woman, and how to prevent scabbing your genitals from excessive masturbation. | In October, Josh's short, stocky blacksmith pal [[characters:Darfliny]] would start a series of episodic livestreams known as "Live with darfliny", where he would stream and document various goings-on in his day-to-day life. The most notorious of these is Episode 3 livecast in November, where Darf and Josh hang out. However, lacking in moderation and not preemptively sharing Josh's chat ban list, Josh and Darf are endlessly harangued by trolls, causing Josh to have an autistic meltdown, causing him to angrily consume chips and yell at Darfliny's chat. Darf would delete the stream, presumably at Josh's request. |
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| ==== The Christmas Engagement ==== | ==== The Christmas Engagement ==== |
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| Josh and Ellen's working relationship seemingly concluded with the successful fundraising for the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary, with over $200 collected, fulfilling the target set alongside the contest stipulations. Regardless of Josh's ulterior motives or the intervention of his trolls, the involvement and responses from Josh's viewers played a pivotal role in achieving this goal. | Josh and Ellen's working relationship seemingly concluded with the successful fundraising for the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary, with over $200 collected, fulfilling the target set alongside the contest stipulations. Regardless of Josh's ulterior motives or the intervention of his trolls, the involvement and responses from Josh's viewers played a pivotal role in achieving this goal. |
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| ==== The President's Letter ==== | ==== The President's Letter ==== |
| Although it is not the most popular of sagas, The Ellen Saga marks the end of an era - This would be Josh's last saga that took place at [[places:615 South Center street]], and would be some of the last footage of Alex Anderson, Scrapper Steve, and many other forms of content in the Cobraverse. With every ending comes a beginning, however - The beginning of [[sagas:The Eviction Saga]], and eventually, The Conquistador Age. | Although it is not the most popular of sagas, The Ellen Saga marks the end of an era - This would be Josh's last saga that took place at [[places:615 South Center street]], and would be some of the last footage of Alex Anderson, Scrapper Steve, and many other forms of content in the Cobraverse. With every ending comes a beginning, however - The beginning of [[sagas:The Eviction Saga]], and eventually, The Conquistador Age. |
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| ==== Trivia ==== | ===== Infamous Quotes ===== |
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| | * //"I was s'posed to have a dentist appointment[in November], but I had to reschedule it for January, 'cause... ...I needed to go to the store to get more wand leather so I could finish my batch of wands..."// |
| | * //"You wanna see Cobra get drunk and eat chips? WELL, YA FUCKIN' GOT IT! FUCK YOU, TROLL LOSERS!"// |
| | * //"When I said the N word on my buddy's channel, I was going off the dictionary version. Which if you search up N▇▇▇▇▇ means ignorant person."// |
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| * Josh's alcoholism would get even worse, as in mid-April, he would start making drink combos from the moment he woke up. | * Josh's alcoholism would get even worse, as in mid-April, he would start making drink combos from the moment he woke up. |
