The Wasted Saga is the newest and most recent saga, spanning from September of 2024 to the indeterminate future. The saga is named as such due to Josh's extremely inebriated presence in all his videos henceforth.

• KingCobraJFS: Josh has become a slave to his one true sexy goth mistress, alcohol. Unbelievably sloshed, Josh attempts to keep on rocking in the free world, his dry spell growing ever stronger.

• NakedAndLaughing: Retreating from the Cobraverse, Jessica would continue her incessant wailing, constantly mounting attempts to return to Casper.
• Warlord: From out of nowhere, Warlord would return as a WarLady, appearing out of the blue to the shock of many.

In the previous saga, Josh hit a new mental health low, getting close to painting his brains over the ceiling of his new single-wide. Forcibly removing the bog witch once more from his abode, Josh has begun drinking heavily, seemingly in order to cope with entering another dry spell.

In September, Josh would begin to appear frequently drunk in his videos. While this is not uncommon in his uploads, Josh would often appear totally out of it, slurring his words and trailing off akin to someone hooked on Xanax. While he would stream and make many food hacks and drink combo videos, fans were still concerned for the potential return of Jessica. Seemingly unfazed by his ex's plans to return post-breakup, Josh would carry on with his regularly unscheduled content, uploading a steady stream of content, working on his next album, and making “honey wine” of Reese's peanut butter cups and banana slices. In response to a mass shooting, Josh would also dedicate one of the songs on his next album Life Ain't Fair by making a parody of Pink Floyd's “Brick in the Wall”, which he would tease in a stream some days after his video “Im sick of mass shootings”, wherein a shirtless Josh would rant about school shootings.

Josh was not going to lose the opportunity to mock Jessica. Despite claiming he was done dealing with Jessica's innumerable BPD meltdowns, Josh would release Seventeen videos from early September to mid-November specifically about how he was done with his BPD ex-girlfriend. This bitter rivalry would continue with both Jessica “Revenge porning” (I.E. sharing parts of a sex tape with the Internet) Josh, and Josh returning the favor by sharing her nudes, going so far as to put a picture of Jessica's cleavage on a T-shirt. During this time, Josh would release his next album, "Life Ain't Fair" 5 days after the planned release on Halloween while also getting some seriously needed repairs done on The Dead Dog Chair.

The Cobraverse would be rocked to its core with the unbelievable return of Alexander “Warlord” Campbell, who suddenly resurfaced on November 21st 2024. Going by the name Sasha now and having transitioned to female pronouns, Warlord would announce that he was going to prison for a whole year due to “vehicle auto theft” in the state of Montana. On top of this, Warlord publicly apologize for hitting on Josh while drunk, although Josh would come across as incredibly uncomfortable with not only the trip down memory lane, but also seemingly Warlord's presence in the bog trailer.

Although both Josh and Warlord claimed the meth addict would only be there for a single day before getting extradited to prison, Warlord would continue to show up in videos.