The Wasted Saga is the newest and most recent saga, spanning from September of 2024 to the indeterminate future. The saga is named as such due to Josh's extremely inebriated presence in all his videos henceforth.

• KingCobraJFS: Josh has become a slave to his one true sexy goth mistress, alcohol. Unbelievably sloshed, Josh attempts to keep on rocking in the free world, his dry spell growing ever stronger.

• NakedAndLaughing: Retreating from the Cobraverse, Jessica would continue her incessant wailing, constantly mounting attempts to return to Casper.
• Warlord: From out of nowhere, Warlord would return as a WarLady, appearing out of the blue to the shock of many.

In the previous saga, Josh hit a new mental health low, getting close to painting his brains over the ceiling of his new single-wide. Forcibly removing the bog witch once more from his abode, Josh has begun drinking heavily, seemingly in order to cope with entering another dry spell.

In September, Josh would begin to appear frequently drunk in his videos. While this is not uncommon in his uploads, Josh would often appear totally out of it, slurring his words and trailing off akin to someone hooked on Xanax. While he would stream and make many food hacks and drink combo videos, fans were still concerned for the potential return of Jessica. Seemingly unfazed by his ex's plans to return post-breakup, Josh would carry on with his regularly unscheduled content, uploading a steady stream of content, working on his next album, and making “honey wine” of Reese's peanut butter cups and banana slices. In response to a mass shooting, Josh would also dedicate one of the songs on his next album Life Ain't Fair by making a parody of Pink Floyd's “Brick in the Wall”, which he would tease in a stream some days after his video “Im sick of mass shootings”, wherein a shirtless Josh would rant about school shootings.

Josh was not going to lose the opportunity to mock Jessica. Despite claiming he was done dealing with Jessica's innumerable BPD meltdowns, Josh would release Seventeen videos from early September to mid-November specifically about how he was done with his BPD ex-girlfriend. This bitter rivalry would continue with both Jessica “Revenge porning” (I.E. sharing parts of a sex tape with the Internet) Josh, and Josh returning the favor by sharing her nudes, going so far as to put a picture of Jessica's cleavage on a T-shirt. During this time, Josh would release his next album, "Life Ain't Fair" 5 days after the planned release on Halloween while also getting some seriously needed repairs done on The Dead Dog Chair.

The Cobraverse would be rocked to its core with the unbelievable return of Alexander “Warlord” Campbell, who suddenly resurfaced on November 21st 2024. Going by the name Sasha now and having transitioned to female pronouns, Warlord would announce that he was going to prison for a whole year due to “vehicle auto theft” in the state of Montana. On top of this, Warlord publicly apologize for hitting on Josh while drunk, although Josh would come across as incredibly uncomfortable with not only the trip down memory lane, but also seemingly Warlord's presence in the bog trailer.

Although both Josh and Warlord claimed the meth addict would only be there for a single day before getting extradited to prison, Warlord would continue to show up in videos.

In December, Josh would upload a video titled “MAGA Mic Rib food hack” where he would slap a number of potato chips and bacon into a McRib. This video would lead to much heated internal debate, as it was believed that one of Josh's rotten teeth can be spotted on the edge of his sandwich, shortly before falling out and making a distinct “clink” of the tooth hitting his desk, just before Josh abruptly ended his video. However, much debate and controversy would unfold over the legitimacy of this claim, with many believing it was either a potato chip or a piece of bacon.

Jumping forwards to January, Josh would reveal that four of his teeth were rotting, or had rotted entirely. Given his advanced alcoholism, it's difficult to discern exactly what he is saying, but it's of no surprise at this point that his teeth are about as dead as disco. Viewers would continue to speculate on which teeth were dead, with many believing that it was his upper front teeth that had gone to seed.

In the first of a line of Cobraverse tragedies, recognized Homeboy Aaron would take his own life on the 22nd of December. After word broke on January 9th, many would text Josh with their condolences, only to be met with indifference and rants about The Troles.

Eventually, once he got around to it, Josh made a video talking about Aaron's suicide. In typical Cobra fashion, Josh would call Aaron “A bigger alcoholic than me”(While making a drink combo) and reminisce about the good times(?) they had together. This video would draw some ire, as Cobes is well documented on his “fuck suicide” rants, although maybe it only applies to famous people.

Never knowing when to quit, Josh would upload the video “P Diddy has HIV” on the 14th of January, which would lead to his channel receiving a community strike. Struck down for his hateful commentary, Josh would be unable to upload or stream for a week. As a result, Josh and Warlord would be reduced to appearing on Krystal Roberts' panel stream, with Warlord making Cobes unbelievably uncomfortable.

Warlord just before dropping multiple N-words

This would be followed by the passing of Homeboy Walt, which The Boy would use as an excuse to talk about Ellen while making an as-usual tone-deaf video dedicated to Walt. Josh would face some scrutiny as he did nothing to assist with Walt's funeral costs, despite his willingness to sink money on the family previously. As a result, Josh would make a second GoFundMe alongside Angie's, in an attempt to keep his rabid fanbase away from Ellen's family. It's uncertain at this time if that GoFundMe money actually made it to Angie to help cover Homeboy Walt's funeral expenses.

In late February, Josh would appear on KeemStar's Lolcow Live, where he would be encouraged by numerous fat men to do stupid things. This would backfire badly when KeemStar went into an extended comedic bit about Josh's poor teeth, which all but confirmed that Josh would never speak of this interview again - Provided he even remembered that it had happened.

The greatest tragedy however would espouse in early March when a group of ex-Reddit Troles false-flagged numerous videos on Josh's channel, earning him his third community guidelines strike and a subsequent channel deletion. Much like his first channel, this would be a stiff and sudden assault to the KingCobraJFS fanbase, as over 10+ years of content was suddenly gone in an instant.

Josh would start uploading to his secondary channel under his real name in retaliation, refusing to let the Troles win.

Josh was extremely grouchy for the weeks after, and would lash out in numerous methods: Namely, he would threaten YouTube itself with his legion of adoring fans, although he didn't say exactly what they would do. Not long after on Saint Patrick's Day, Josh would go live and beg for money, shortly before disabling the livestream chat, and by extension his source of donations. The following weeks would be filled with rant videos, getting drunk(Or in Josh's case, more drunk), making prosciutto sandwiches, and the misery associated heavily with The Wasted Saga up to this point.

During the aforementioned stream, Josh would announce an upcoming cryptocurrency - $KingJFS, or CobraCoin. This meme-coin cryptocurrency was supposedly made to assist Josh in his lifestyle, but as of right now, has immediately plummeted.

On April 10th 2024, Josh would get his KingCobraJFS channel reinstated after the case was manually approved. A day later, the Boy would go live on his Josh Saunders channel to chill, drink, and do literally nothing as he grumbles about trolls and JESSICA BOYLE, and talking about how he's totally cutting back on his drinking.