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 ==== Josh broke his phone again ====
-After making an endless number of romen (a cobraism for ramen noodles) food reviews, Terrence Pop video responces, and drink reviews, Josh’s funds had started to dip into the negative once more. As YouTube had throttled his income via community strikes, he was reduced to making innumerable Cameos to sate his alcohol addiction. Disaster struck shortly after this when Josh broke his phone again, meaning he was incapable of making any form of Cameo for the foreseeable future. His options dire, Josh finally sold a Wand he had previously made for his ex-girlfriend [[characters:nakedandlaughing|JESSICA BOYLE]], selling it for $464 USD.
+After making an endless number of romen (a cobraism for ramen noodles) food reviews, Terrence Popp video responces, and drink reviews, Josh’s funds had started to dip into the negative once more. As YouTube had throttled his income via community strikes, he was reduced to making innumerable Cameos to sate his alcohol addiction. Disaster struck shortly after this when Josh broke his phone again, meaning he was incapable of making any form of Cameo for the foreseeable future. His options dire, Josh finally sold a Wand he had previously made for his ex-girlfriend [[characters:nakedandlaughing|JESSICA BOYLE]], selling it for $464 USD.
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 ==== Death of a legend ====
-On July 22nd, 2025, Josh awoke to the worst news he had received since his girlfriend Stephanie admitted to cheating on him: Ozzy Osbourne was fucking dead. However, unlike the deaths of numerous other idols that Josh held near and dear to his heart, the passing of Ozzy did not even seem to shake him, as he uploaded a Food Hack later that day, seemingly no worse for wear. This was an obvious ruse, as the upload time did not match Josh’s local time even remotely. Josh’s next video, “SKRIMP SAUCE,” showed him wearing a set of rather large circular sunglasses akin to his late idol — but more likely to hide the effects from crying.
+On July 22nd, 2025, Josh awoke to the worst news he had received since his girlfriend Stephanie admitted to cheating on him: Ozzy Osbourne had passed away. Unlike the deaths of numerous other idols that Josh held near and dear to his heart, the passing of Ozzy did not even seem to shake him as he uploaded a Food Hack later that day. His demeanor did not indicate that he was any worse for wear. This was an obvious ruse, as the upload time did not match Josh’s local time even remotely. Josh’s next video, “SKRIMP SAUCE,” showed him wearing a set of rather large circular sunglasses akin to his late idol — but more likely to hide the effects from crying.
 The next day, Josh uploaded an hour-long video moping over the icon’s death, painting a better picture of the events that transpired that fateful day. Shortly after 1 PM and after making his food hack video, Josh received a visit from [[characters:Clint Saunders|Homedad Clint]], who brought him the bad news of Osbourne’s passing. Additional friends swung by with offerings of cigarettes and booze, and Josh was in a rotten mood all day, going into the next one. During this video, Josh also mentioned that his kidneys were in terrible condition, and that he had been attempting to hydrate more to prevent a more serious issue.
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 On August 21, A KiwiFarms user would post audio from a police scanner responding to a medical emergency at Josh's trailer, leading many to suspect the legend had passed. It would be roughly twelve hours before Clint would make an official statement regarding the matter.
-Josh expired from a heart attack as a result of his mounting health problems, having declined over the last couple of years. Clint found his lifeless body after arriving to Josh's trailer, having planned to take Josh to a doctor to investigate his suddenly worsening health issues.
+Clint had planned to take Josh to a doctor to investigate his suddenly worsening health issues. Upon his arrival to the trailer, Clint found his son unresponsive. Initially believing that Josh was sleeping, Clint tried to wake him and realized that Josh had passed on. The coroner reported that Cobra suffered a heart attack in his sleep, however a full toxicology report was pending as of Clint's announcement post.
 With Josh’s death, the Final Saga ended, and so did the Cobraverse.