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 ====== The Rebirth Saga ======
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 Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, **The Rebirth Saga** is the era of Boglim History where Josh would attempt to rebirth himself as a rockstar youtube content creator, mostly by doing the same things he's always done: Food hacks, go live, eat spicy chip, and lie about sex dolls. This era would span from February of 2017 to November of 2017, which would promptly kick off [[sagas:The Summer Saga]].
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 ==== Major Characters ====
-  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Unbent, unbreakable, and coming unglued, Josh would return to content creation with a fresh set of eyes, re-realizing his dream of becoming the world's greatest rockstar bad BOY.
+  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Unbent, unbreakable, and coming unglued, Josh would return to content creation with a fresh set of eyes, re-realizing his dream of becoming the world's greatest rockstar bad BOY. His hair would continue to retreat from his forehead, coming to about mid-temple.
   ***KingKobraJFS:** Not to be mistaken with the real deal, this gentleman would upload a series of Liquid Chris style videos to his own individual channel, claiming to be the original KingCobraJFS before his YouTube channel got deleted.
   ***[[characters:warlord|Alex "Warlord" Campbell]]:** The second Alex would make his presence known with an off-screen introduction to the Cobraverse, although it would be a tame beginning to a fiery end. Alex would be christened Warlord mid-saga and would continue to be an annoying prick that showed up in too many of Josh's videos during this phase.
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 Fake Josh's curse on the Real Josh would reflect back onto him, his green screen failing, and Fake Josh would find himself with a wand in his own mouth, moments before Real Josh would splatter Fake Josh's brains all over his own precious green screen. Finally, the nightmare of the Second Serpent was over. In the end, there was only room for one King Cobra in Casper.
-==== A tale of Two Alex', and other Homeboy antics ====
+==== A tale of Two Alexes, and other Homeboy antics ====
 Warlord would continue to make appearances in Josh's videos, and generally would get on the nerves of Cobra fans: Warlord was a habitual liar, and generally annoying. In early April, Josh would also announce that [[characters:Homeboy Scotty]] and his girlfriend Tina were expecting their first child, and Josh was to be its godfather. Hilariously, this would not stop Josh from smoking in Tina's presence, and spilling his monster on camera.\\
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 Shortly after this, KingKobraJFS' dad Klint would announce the sad passing of Fake Josh.
+==== Fixing what was broken, breaking what was fixed ====
+After fumbling another attempt at The Star Spangled Banner on Independence Day, Josh would announce that he was saving his paycheck money up to get his shotgun repaired, after promising to start doing so nearly 3 months prior - A record turnaround by Josh's standards. Josh would bang his head repeatedly on his desk after another Star Spangled Banner attempt. \\
+After spending even more money getting his shotgun repaired, fans would begin to speculate that Josh was getting scammed. Running counter to this theory, however, is that Josh was squirrelling away money to purchase a sex doll(although this claim has not been substantiated due to Josh's poor spending habits).
+Later that month, one of Josh's idols, Chester Bennington of Linkin Park fame, would kill himself. Josh would be distraught by the news, as Josh was known for fighting his suicidal thoughts, something he shared with Chester. Josh would make a video about it, ending the video by singing along to Shadow of The Day by the same band, which would get blocked by YouTube for copyright-infringing content. Josh would continue his commentary on Chester's passing through the month of August while also buying [[objects:The Cobra Cane]], for a whopping hundred and three American dollars. Josh would be initially displeased by this purchase, as it had been advertised as a cane sword, but did not have a blade. Josh would break it the very same day.\\
+During one of his innumerable "night video[s]" at this point in time, Josh would suddenly and without provocation descend into an angry tirade about his ex girlfriend [[characters:Stephanie]], painting her in an extremely negative light. Josh would go on to call her needy and "a nympho".
+==== Return of the stream ====
+The Boy would start going live on Facebook streams in late August/early September. While the streams in the beginning were very similar to uploaded videos, Josh would eventually open up to his stream chat, going into more personal details about his life. This would be short-lived, as Josh made the mistake of brandishing his shotgun on livestream, and would receive a thirty day Facebook ban for his trouble. To combat this, Josh would continue to upload to YouTube, making more rant videos about Stephanie.\\
+Fittingly, on September 11th, after many issues and assistance from Scrapper Steve, Josh would start streaming on YouTube, marking his first official YouTube stream. The stream would have a noticeable echo, and he would spend a fair bit of his on-air time ranting and fighting trolls.
+==== The fake "creglist" ad ====
+On the sixteenth of September, Josh would make a video disclosing that a Troll had made a fake Craigslist ad using Josh's own name, phone number, location, and nude images. This would infuriate Josh to no end, receiving unwanted attention from gay strangers looking for a hookup. Josh would rebuke these offers while insisting he supported gay rights, and then saying "If two dudes kiss, I don't want to see that shit" in the same breath. \\
+Josh would carry on in spite of this ad, and would begin work on his next album, [[albums:Trails of the Abyss]].
+==== The end of the Rebirth ====
+Josh would close out this saga by calling out YouTuber DragonLordFrodo for refusing to watch Josh's videos. Josh would roast DLF for the state of his house, his physical appearance, that he sodomized DLF's mother, etc.. Josh would be banned from livestreaming for four months on YouTube and receive a community strike on this video, which would spark a rant against YouTube. DragonLordFrodo would respond to this video, and would be generally confused by this outburst
+Returning to Facebook, Josh would stream multiple times a day, also disclosing that he broke another one of his spiked dog collars. During this time, Josh would also disclose that Scrapper Steve had divorced his wife, and was in a new apartment with some help from Josh.\\
+Josh would end October in a rather boring fashion, doing a Halloween hangout with Homeboy Scotty and Scrapper Steve. However, this dull moment would take a turn when on November 9th, he would announce via Facebook that he had ended his dry spell with [[sagas:the summer saga|a girl named Summer.]]
 ===== Aftermath =====
+While the sacrifice of all of KingCobraJFS' early videos cannot be stressed enough, The Rebirth Saga is best remembered as the most steady period in Josh's tumultuous life. Finding full-time employment, a new sex doll, and plenty of new friends along the way, this saga would be remembered mostly for the second sex doll incident, and the full introduction of Warlord.
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