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| ===== Characters Overview ===== | ===== Characters Overview ===== |
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| *[[characters:KingCobraJFS|Josh Saunders]]: After successfully evicting Chris from his apartment, Josh now has the opportunity to make a welcoming home for his now-girlfriend Stephanie. His hairline will show signs of deterioration quickly during this saga, possibly from the rock'n'roll lifestyle Josh is desperate to embody. | ==== Major Characters ==== |
| *[[characters:Stephanie]]: The lynchpin of this entire saga, her actions during this saga would mould cobra's views on [[beliefs:gender|gendur relayshuns]] for years to come. | ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS|Josh Saunders]]:** After successfully evicting Chris from his apartment, Josh now has the opportunity to make a welcoming home for his now-girlfriend Stephanie. His hairline will show signs of deterioration quickly during this saga, possibly from the rock'n'roll lifestyle Josh is desperate to embody. |
| | ***[[characters:Stephanie]]:** The lynchpin of this entire saga, her actions during this saga would mould cobra's views on [[beliefs:gender|gendur relayshuns]] for years to come. |
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| ===== Set Up ===== | ===== Set Up ===== |
| ==== An emotional toll ==== | ==== An emotional toll ==== |
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| Josh would spend much time working on his next album, [[albums:rebirth of my mind decent into darkness|Rebirth of my mind(,) decent(sic) into darkness]], and would proceed to make videos roughly three times a day. These would often be similarly titled "Morning video", "Afternoon video", and so on and so forth. During one occasion after downing some peach schnapps, Josh would upload a video where he talked about getting catfished via facebook, and would hold the blunt blade from one of his Cobra Canes to his chest, suicide baiting. Josh would show visible signs of balding and getting fatter at this stage. He would end his video by tearfully singing along to Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams and headbanging. \\ | Josh would spend much time working on his next album, [[albums:rebirth of my mind decent into madness|Rebirth of my mind(,) decent(sic) into madness]], and would proceed to make videos roughly three times a day. These would often be similarly titled "Morning video", "Afternoon video", and so on and so forth. During one occasion after downing some peach schnapps, Josh would upload a video where he talked about getting catfished via facebook, and would hold the blunt blade from one of his Cobra Canes to his chest, suicide baiting. Josh would show visible signs of balding and getting fatter at this stage. He would end his video by tearfully singing along to Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams and headbanging. \\ |
| A few days later, Josh would announce that he and Stephanie had reconciled and were back together. This came at a cost, however: The very same day, Josh's spiked dog collar would finally break from years of erosion. | A few days later, Josh would announce that he and Stephanie had reconciled and were back together. This came at a cost, however: The very same day, Josh's spiked dog collar would finally break from years of erosion. |
| In May, disaster would strike once again when Clint discovered Josh had managed to spend $770 over the course of two months, under the impression that this was money from his savings account. This would turn out to be his SSDI payments instead. Josh claimed he was unaware he was still on it. | In May, disaster would strike once again when Clint discovered Josh had managed to spend $770 over the course of two months, under the impression that this was money from his savings account. This would turn out to be his SSDI payments instead. Josh claimed he was unaware he was still on it. |
| ==== A Calamitous Divination comes true ==== | ==== A Calamitous Divination comes true ==== |
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| Out of the blue in December of 2013, disaster would strike: Clint's car would be almost entirely destroyed by a semi truck trailer attempting an illegal u-turn at night on the highway. Clint would attempt to swerve and have a corner-to-corner T-bone collision with another vehicle in the process. This would harken back to a curse made nearly [[sagas:the_gothickingcobra52_saga|three years prior]] as a throwaway during an argument between Clint and Josh. Coming close to death, Clint would win thousands of dollars in settlement due to the incident. Heartlessly, Josh would make a video blaming //Clint// for the car crash, because if his dad was home more of the time, it would not have happened. Letting go of years of angst, Josh would say "If the car crash killed him...? Honestly, I don't know what I'd think. [...] But if he did die, welp, he's always away on trips working, so it wouldn't make much of a difference to me." \\ | Out of the blue in December of 2013, disaster would strike: Clint's car would be almost entirely destroyed by a semi truck trailer attempting an illegal u-turn at night on the highway. Clint would attempt to swerve and have a corner-to-corner T-bone collision with another vehicle in the process. This would harken back to a curse made nearly [[sagas:the_gothickingcobra52_saga|three years prior]] as a throwaway during an argument between Clint and Josh. Coming close to death, Clint would win thousands of dollars in settlement due to the incident. Heartlessly, Josh would make a video blaming //Clint// for the car crash, because if his dad was home more of the time, it would not have happened. Letting go of years of angst, Josh would say //"If the car crash killed him...? Honestly, I don't know what I'd think. [...] But if he did die, welp, he's always away on trips working, so it wouldn't make much of a difference to me."// \\ |
| Josh would spend Christmas in the hospital with his father and family, and make more videos bemoaning Clint's condition. | Josh would spend Christmas in the hospital with his father and family, and make more videos bemoaning Clint's condition. |
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| On the fourth of July, Josh would once again lament his breakup and single status. Digging himself an even deeper grave, Josh would admit he "half-threatened" to rape Stephanie. He would further threaten to destroy her Job Corps certificate. \\ | On the fourth of July, Josh would once again lament his breakup and single status. Digging himself an even deeper grave, Josh would admit he "half-threatened" to rape Stephanie. He would further threaten to destroy her Job Corps certificate. \\ |
| Josh would show up on podcasts with Tommync2010, start work on [[albums:cemetary gates]], his sixth album, and start moving on from the loss of Stephanie. At the end of July he would end strong with a video talking about legalizing weed and also disclose a time where a drunk girl called him a creep at his favorite watering hole, the Sand Bar. This era would also bring the advent of the Floral Throne, precursor to [[objects:the dead dog chair]]. | Josh would show up on podcasts with Tommync2010, start work on [[albums:cemetery gates]], his sixth album, and start moving on from the loss of Stephanie. At the end of July he would end strong with a video talking about legalizing weed and also disclose a time where a drunk girl called him a creep at his favorite watering hole, the Sand Bar. This era would also bring the advent of the Floral Throne, precursor to [[objects:the dead dog chair]]. |
| Josh's next step in his love quest would be online dating. On the 16th of September, Josh would upload a video talking about signing up for free dating apps. He would claim to have numerous women flirt with him on these pages, although it's likely these were catfish or fake profiles designed to drain wallets. | Josh's next step in his love quest would be online dating. On the 16th of September, Josh would upload a video talking about signing up for free dating apps. He would claim to have numerous women flirt with him on these pages, although it's likely these were catfish or fake profiles designed to drain wallets. |
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