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 ==== ToothGate ====
+In December, Josh would upload a video titled "MAGA Mic Rib food hack" where he would slap a number of potato chips and bacon into a McRib. This video would lead to much heated internal debate, as it was believed that one of Josh's rotten teeth can be spotted on the edge of his sandwich, shortly before falling out and making a distinct "clink" of the tooth hitting his desk, just before Josh abruptly ended his video. However, much debate and controversy would unfold over the legitimacy of this claim, with many believing it was either a potato chip or a piece of bacon.
+Jumping forwards to January, Josh would reveal that four of his teeth were rotting, or had rotted entirely. Given his advanced alcoholism, it's difficult to discern exactly what he is saying, but it's of no surprise at this point that his teeth are about as dead as disco. Viewers would continue to speculate on which teeth were dead, with many believing that it was his upper front teeth that had gone to seed.
+==== The passing of Aaron ====
+In the first of a line of Cobraverse tragedies, recognized Homeboy Aaron would take his own life on the 22nd of December. After word broke on January 9th, many would text Josh with their condolences, only to be met with indifference and rants about The Troles.
+Eventually, once he got around to it, Josh made a video talking about Aaron's suicide. In typical Cobra fashion, Josh would call Aaron "A bigger alcoholic than me"(While making a drink combo) and reminisce about the good times(?) they had together. This video would draw some ire, as Cobes is well documented on his "fuck suicide" rants, although maybe it only applies to famous people.
+==== The tragedies continue ====
+Never knowing when to quit, Josh would upload the video "P Diddy has HIV" on the 14th of January, which would lead to his channel receiving a community strike. Struck down for his hateful commentary, Josh would be unable to upload or stream for a week. As a result, Josh and Warlord would be reduced to appearing on [[characters:Krystal Roberts]]' panel stream, with Warlord making Cobes unbelievably uncomfortable.
+^ {{:sagas:discomfort.png?400|}} |
+|//Warlord just before dropping multiple N-words//|
+This would be followed by the passing of Homeboy Walt, which The Boy would use as an excuse to talk about [[characters:minor homeboys and homegirls>#Ellen|Ellen]] while making an as-usual tone-deaf video dedicated to Walt. Josh would face some scrutiny as he did nothing to assist with Walt's funeral costs, despite his willingness to sink money on the family previously. As a result, Josh would make a second GoFundMe alongside Angie's, in an attempt to keep his rabid fanbase away from Ellen's family. It's uncertain at this time if that GoFundMe money actually made it to Angie to help cover Homeboy Walt's funeral expenses.
+==== Josh gets his channel deleted ====
+In late February, Josh would appear on KeemStar's Lolcow Live, where he would be encouraged by numerous fat men to do stupid things. This would backfire badly when KeemStar went into an extended comedic bit about Josh's poor teeth, which all but confirmed that Josh would never speak of this interview again - Provided he even remembered that it had happened.
+The greatest tragedy however would espouse in early March when a group of ex-Reddit Troles false-flagged numerous videos on Josh's channel, earning him his third community guidelines strike and a subsequent channel deletion. Much like his first channel, this would be a stiff and sudden assault to the KingCobraJFS fanbase, as over 10+ years of content was suddenly gone in an instant.
+Josh would start uploading to his secondary channel under his real name in retaliation, refusing to let the Troles win.
+==== Denial, anger, cryptocurrency ====
+Josh was extremely grouchy for the weeks after, and would lash out in numerous methods: Namely, he would threaten //YouTube itself// with his legion of adoring fans, although he didn't say exactly what they would do. Not long after on Saint Patrick's Day, Josh would go live and beg for money, shortly before disabling the livestream chat, and by extension his source of donations. The following weeks would be filled with rant videos, getting drunk(Or in Josh's case, more drunk), making prosciutto sandwiches, and the misery associated heavily with The Wasted Saga up to this point.
+During the aforementioned stream, Josh would announce an upcoming cryptocurrency - $KingJFS, or CobraCoin. This meme-coin cryptocurrency was supposedly made to assist Josh in his lifestyle, but as of right now, has immediately plummeted.
+==== Return of the King ====
+On April 10th 2024, Josh would get his KingCobraJFS channel reinstated after the case was manually approved. A day later, the Boy would go live on his Josh Saunders channel to chill, drink, and do literally nothing as he grumbles about trolls and JESSICA BOYLE, and talking about how he's totally cutting back on his drinking.
+==== The GoFundMe wars ====
+In April, tragedy would strike when Homeboy Walt's GoFundMe funeral fund would get deleted. While many would speculate that Josh had absconded with the money, Deathbed Tapes would divulge that his donation to the funeral had been refunded. Josh would launch a full-on investigation into the matter live, eventually decreeing that troles had false-flagged his GoFundMe. Infuriated, Josh would wage war once more on his troles, encouraging his fans to hunt these people down and violently assault them, because as Josh put it, "I'm done playing their game." As a result, numerous fake troll GoFundMes would spring up, such as the "Josh Saunders Transition Fund".
+Josh would spend multiple furious weeks looping about how pathetic his YouTube trolls were and that they were mocking a dead man's funeral expenses.
+==== The Subway Beef ====
+Much of May would pass without anything interesting happening. However, at the end of the month, Josh would order a 27-dollar sandwich from Subway, and would receive a nasty note from whomever was working there. The note would read: //"Oh Josh, you dirty dirty boy, dont(sic) think I forgot about Christmas and the dipper"//. It's believed that the troll was attempting to spell "Diaper".\\
+^ {{:sagas:the_subway_incident.png?400|}}|
+Like a bull seeing red, Josh would immediately fly into a rage, making a 17-minute video ranting and raving about how he was "giving Subway a chance" and the hypocrisy of this trolling after he was fired from his "corporate job" for doing even less.
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