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 ====== The Wasted Saga ======
-**The Wasted Saga** is the newest and most recent saga, spanning from September of 2024 to the indeterminate future. The saga is named as such due to Josh's extremely inebriated presence in all his videos henceforth.
+**The Wasted Saga** is the newest and most recent saga, spanning from September of 2024 to late June of 2025. The saga is named as such due to Josh's extremely inebriated presence in all his videos henceforth.
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 ==== The GoFundMe wars ====
 In April, tragedy would strike when Homeboy Walt's GoFundMe funeral fund would get deleted. While many would speculate that Josh had absconded with the money, Deathbed Tapes would divulge that his donation to the funeral had been refunded. Josh would launch a full-on investigation into the matter live, eventually decreeing that troles had false-flagged his GoFundMe. Infuriated, Josh would wage war once more on his troles, encouraging his fans to hunt these people down and violently assault them, because as Josh put it, "I'm done playing their game." As a result, numerous fake troll GoFundMes would spring up, such as the "Josh Saunders Transition Fund".
+Josh would spend multiple furious weeks looping about how pathetic his YouTube trolls were and that they were mocking a dead man's funeral expenses.
+==== The Subway Beef ====
+Much of May would pass without anything interesting happening. However, at the end of the month, Josh would order a 27-dollar sandwich from Subway, and would receive a nasty note from whomever was working there. The note would read: //"Oh Josh, you dirty dirty boy, dont(sic) think I forgot about Christmas and the dipper"//, in reference to an absolutely rancid Subway sandwich food hack he had made in December, titled the "pepperoni dipper".
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+Like a bull seeing red, Josh would immediately fly into a rage, making a 17-minute video ranting and raving about how he was "giving Subway a chance" and the hypocrisy of this trolling after he was fired from his "corporate job" for doing even less. As of right now, it is unknown if the trole has received any recompense for Josh's ruined meal. He'll send the complaint in when he feels like it.
+==== Meadbros back on top ====
+Josh would continue to make generic food hack and drink review videos until in early June, Josh would bring back an old classic: Mead. This time, Josh's mead was perhaps the closest it's ever been to viable - The principal ingredients this time being a bag of Werther's original caramel candies and several apples, vigorously guillotined to perfection. As usual, Josh didn't mix the sugar up entirely, so there's still a gigantic amount of raw sugar and caramel candies at the bottom.
+Josh would preemptively consume the mead after 3 weeks, giving it no time to ferment properly.
+===== Aftermath =====
+The Wasted Saga truly epitomizes the core of Josh's life in the trailer. As time has proceeded, Josh has continued to degrade physically and mentally, sinking further and further into a lake of self-fueled sorrow and alcohol. It would take a serious issue, like a broken phone, for Josh to start getting desperate and calling upon his cult of die-hard fans for money.
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