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3 years later

Original Video: 3 years later

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Fellow Yitubers, it's your favorite goth bad boy. Back in that with another video. And your boy needed a shave. Holy crap was I have scruffy SOB. So I cleaned up a bit. Got in between my eyebrows, got my cheeks, my neck, tried to retrim my soul patch, but eh, I'll just regrow it, that's not a problem. My sideburns are looking pretty scraggily too, so I took care of that, right, quick. Anyways, guys, it is December 10th, and I would like to say rest in peace angry grandpa man I can remember the day smoke one for AGP man I can remember the day too like you know what I'm saying it was one of them days man I can remember the day too like like, you know what I'm saying? I can, it was one of them days, dude. My girlfriend broke up with me and about three years ago and I thought, man, how could this get any worse? And then Pickle Boy went on camera and said his dad angry grandpa passed away and I was like dude no it's been three years since I've had a girlfriend honestly I'd like to apologize for bitching about my dry spell on camera there are people out there were people out there who were going through a lot worse right now than I am and you know what I'm saying? I honestly wish I had the attitude about the dry spell that I have now back when it first started. You know what I'm saying? At this point I don't give a shit when I get late. It'll happen when it happens dude. You never know. I could be hanging out at Frosties or what have you you know life is full of surprises but it's been crazy dude three years goes by like that according to you know that's the truth dude because keep behind the camera, his girlfriend, Bridget West. They said that on their last blog, vlog, whatever you want to call it, the one where it's titled, it's over. I guess what they supposedly got back together, but, yeah. You know, while we're smoking this, your cigarette cigarette let's pull up a video. I remember when YouTube first recommended kid behind the camera and I started watching way back when they were super young dude like I can remember an episode of kid behind the camera where you know Michael made this burger and then he pranked his dad saying it was from a fast food restaurant because according to him you know his dad says he can't cook and then his dad took a bite said oh my god Mike's a really good burger you know and then Michael's like prank I made it but one video I like watching every now and then is this one it's where angry grandpa gets his 55 Chevy, angry grandpa gets his 55, when angry grandpa was 16 years old, he got his first car, a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and then he lost it not even a year later, when his sister drove it to California, and she sold it from underneath him. Dad's only had two items on this bucket as far as an entire life. Number one was the home's own house. Number two was the 55 Chevy. Last year I got in the house. This year, the car. Whoa, did you have one like this? Exactly like that. Same color. Same color. Same, even the one on the brown, man. Yeah, I think about that cost so much. Get your driver's license and drive that thing man. Keep AGP's dream alive dude. I'm serious. Like I believe in you pickle boy you can get your driver's license man I know you can. Or maybe he secretly does have any he hasn't told YouTube. Who knows right? I was 16 years old. Just a minute. Yeah, it looks like a mini file. Think what the headlight is wrong. Can you tell? Wow. Tell the story. I didn't miss any of that. Tell it. I want them to hear the story. I took just 100 times. They don't know it. I was 16 years old. Just had my driver's license and had a job working at Piggledwood. And if you get back and go home, my dad won't get caught. They bought me a fix and bought you have a leg. He's $200,000 for you. And my mother got my car away from me. And she gave it to them and they gave me the old rag ass car. And on the way to California, in Bonswamie, they broke down. And they served the junkyaw. Oh dude, that is so, like, that is so heartbreaking dude. That is so heartbreaking. You guys, kid behind the camera grew up dirt poor. Like, he's one of those rags to riches stories, dude. A lot of people, when he started making YouTube, probably said, Michael, you're wasting your time, this YouTube thing isn't going to work out, and then he stuck with it, and now he's got well over a million subscribers. You know, he's got enough money to take care of him and his family for a good long time. And the only thing angry grandpa has ever wanted in his life more than a house was a 55 Chevy. And well angry grandpa's sister needed a car for a road trip so they gave so angry grandpa's parents let his sister drive the 55 Chevy to California. It broke down and they sold it to the junkyard, didn't even let angry grandpa come pick it up. Man, this video, dude, it tugs at my heartstrings, man. There's a lot of us out here who watch YouTube where big AGP fans. Look on Pickle Boy's face dude, seeing his dad like that, it's got to be emotional. Like he knows, but in the video AGP don't know, you know, until, you know, they're at Pickle Boy's house Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Always get another picture of it. Yeah, well when you're actually smiling? Yeah, I'm sorry. Don't be sorry, dad. I promised one day, man. Well, let's go. I love your homework. Homework. Oh, jeez. The last week is going to homework. It's the last week, oh, for Christmas. Yeah. I'm not trying to get emotional here but right there you see the 55 Chevy pull into his driveway and holy shit dude I told you that, I'm going to get it for you. Mal! May Christmas! May Christmas! No! It's yours, ma'am. It's yours, ma'am. It's yours, ma'am. It's yours, ma'am. It's yours, ma I've done it with me, but I'm the same carpiguig. I tease you with it a little bit. I mean, I mean, I'll have a look at it, man. It's yours, man. I'm a look at it. I don't judge him. It's yours. Free to touch it, he says. Oh. Oh my god, I got a kidney! Oh my god, man, it's gosh, he leaves! I'm like look at it. It's their mother's job, are you? But that's why I'm… respect. That is a sweet 55 Chevy, I'm not gonna lie. Take it for a emotions, dude. Like I can't even begin to imagine. You know, and honestly, like I said, I apologize for bitching about my dry spell and it just, it sucks that this is how. I remember the date you know my girlfriend just broke up with me and Grandpa passed away I was not having a good day and since then I've gone through like much worse I've been kicked out of my old apartment I I've gotten swatted twice. You know, sometimes you just gotta take the chance that he's coming back? He's gone, right? He's gone, right? He's waving by. Oh, who loves us? That's a bad-ass car. It is. And I will say this, YouTube, in all honesty. I saw how happy Lauren made AGP, and you might think to yourself, you're too fat, too old, too ugly, whatever. Fuck all that man, those are just excuses. If a GP could find someone, you can all his fans, his family, you know? He'll leave like buttons laying around Pickle Boy and Bridget's house. And I'm sure he would have loved to have met Bridget and Michael's kid. to have met Bridget and Michael's kid. You know? Oh, it's just crazy YouTube. A lot can happen in three years. You know, I'm saying like that? I didn't mean to get emotional like that, but… Just watching that video makes me tear up a little bit, you know? You just… you have no idea, dude. It just makes me appreciate my dad, you know what I'm saying? Like, me and my dad are gonna butt heads and fight from time to time. Buddy cares about me, you know, and that's pretty awesome. So YouTube, I do thank you all for watching this here video. Angry never dies. Anyways.

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