Original Video: Automated machine Rant part 2

What's up YouTube? What you're hearing in the background is some cheery music. I'm on hold. And, um… Well, I noticed my tactical soap didn't get in today. So… I called to get it res scheduled for delivery and what I painted the neck it was to get it to that point. Now I'm just waiting for a customer representative to pop online so I can get this taken care of and hopefully get it delivered tomorrow. Which I'm sure is going to happen anyway. taking care of and hopefully get it delivered tomorrow. Which I'm sure is going to happen anyway, but just to make sure. Last time I tried to deliver the tactical so my mailbox was full so they couldn't just find a safe spot to tuck it in there or whatever. It is what it is. Well, sometimes when I get a package you'll get left on top of the mailbox, you know what I'm saying? Which I found that happened before, like my buddy DJ knocked at my door and he's like, bro, they got a package for you. I'm like, I'm sweet, thanks, bro. But in the case of like, say when the mailbox is full they leave you some stupid notice saying sorry we missed you I mean I got a notice from UPS so I'll have to wait for that tomorrow. So if I want my tactical soap delivered tomorrow I gotta stay on the line and wait. So while I'm waiting, you know, I'll have a drink. I gotta stay on the line and wait. So while I'm waiting, you know, I'll have a drink. Finish off the drink I was drinking on earlier. Kind of an update to my last video. It's not like I got the phone on speaker just wait until I hear someone thank you for calling USPS on Mrs did it how may I help you? You know this is my point you too. Whatever happened to You know using a fucking human to do a job? You know, using a fucking human to do a job, you know. Damn it. I've now been on the phone with them for 20 minutes and 25 seconds. 28, 29, 20 minutes, 30 seconds, almost 21 minutes. For the post office at least, we could pay a couple extra bucks and taxpayers' money just so we don't have to rely solely on machines for tech support. You know? Because would it be easier just to call someone up? Be like, hey, you're a tracking number, number your name and address you give them all that information Look it up on the computer Well, here's the status on your order. Would you like to? Have them resend it out send it back. Why? You tell them hey, because you're scheduled for a delivery as soon as possible got you will get that taking care of thanks for calling it did it up yeah thanks for talking bye I'm still busy helping other customers please continue to hold I'm shocked okay please continue to hold wait for an a little representative it didn't specify what to hold so I'm going to sit here and grab my junk Oh yeah, King Cobra JFS is a smart ass, believe that. All our representatives are unavailable, please hold while we wait for the next available one. I don't know, YouTube, like I'm not gonna sit here on camera the whole fucking time. Why wait for the representative to hop on the phone? All right, could. I could just sit here and be like, oh look, let's listen to the music, holy whittle out lawns, this will be fun the shit in life that makes you want to drink so they don't leave your package outside the mailbox they don't leave it by your doorstep then usually they can't get it in your mailbox because it's either too big or there's not enough space. Can't say I'm complaining I love my apartment, but… It's frustrating frustrating YouTube. 24 minutes now, or about, boom. I get it, it's towards the end of the day, people are going to be calling about their packages and such, I get that. But this is why you pay a couple extra bucks to some people. That's just it. That's the problem with our society YouTube Our society is too fucking lazy to go. Let's hire a couple of extra people instead of these god damn machines to do a fucking human's job Like getting it to this point was such a pain in the ass and I want to hang up or have to go through all that bullshit again and lose my spot on the calling list. So it's like… I think that's it. Oh. Ohh. Which, you want to make apartment life easier for you? Be a good neighbor. You know, that's just what I'm saying, like… You know, that's exactly what I'm saying. You know, it makes people's lives a little bit easier. Like, you know, you do something good for them, that you get something good for someone else. And it just, it spreads. You know, and even if you don't live in an apartment complex, just being a good neighbor in general, whether you live in a house next door or, you know. All of our representatives are still busy helping other customers. Please continue to hold the next available representatives. Please continue to hold while we wait for the next available representative. They didn't specify what to hold. Sitting your grabber on my nuts like… Wyoming, 307, waiting music it's always the cheesiest weirdest sounding shit like now you two just listen to those waiting music for a second and it freaking changes uh-huh A surefire thing that I get delivered tomorrow, which I'm sure they didn't deliver it today, they'll deliver it tomorrow automatically, but… Still. And it is bro. Not anything you can do about it, YouTube. Like, that's technology for you. Damn it! Damn it! That we had an agent. Walking around them like, Hey man, how you doing? Automated machines. It's all I had to say, and they're like, Oh yeah, those things suck. press 5 if you think this automated machines are a waste of time. press 1 if you're getting pissed off. Press 2 if you're really pissed off. Press 3 if you feel like chucking your phone across the room. Press 4 if you want to stab yourself in the leg. Press 5 if you think this automated machine is a waste of time. Press 6, if you'd like to talk to an agent while spending half an hour of your life doing nothing. So, listening to a fucking track of waiting music on repeat. Like you imagine the money these people who make this music get paid like what do you do for a living? I'm the guy that puts the uh… the music on the on the waiting lines like I'm the guy who writes that you know like oh yeah you're living a really fulfilling life let me tell you. You're not writing a musical soundtrack for some big motion picture movie. You're the asshole that puts the annoying music on the wait lines. That's you're doing. Like you're a step above a telemarketer. That's how annoying that is. Now I gotta get the sound turned up, because in case they say, thank you for calling, you know. I'm Please continue to hold Roy Wait for the next available representative. Please continue to hold the next available representative. Please continue to hold Roy Wait for the next available representative. Aha ha ha! Like fucking bullshit dude I could drive down to Colorado get some fucking bud and then walk four or five blocks down the god damn dispensary down from the dispensary four or five blocks smoke that joint joint or two get really fucking stoned and then drive back with nothing in my pocket and that's still be waiting for these assholes to answer. to go and get my package. The post office is closed. Oh. I'll get you later, YouTube. I want to bore you with this waiting for representative.