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What's not fail youtubers? So right now I'm working on my album or not right now, but there will be later I've got some pipe ash on my face. Hold up Oops See now it could be worse once you go reach up and get that pipe ash off my face And I tore a small hole in the collar with my shirts but you know what I'm not tripping out about it because it could be worse the shirt still intact you know and if the shirt gets too bad I can always order another one so there's no sense in freaking out about it and truth be told YouTube that's just something I've been trying to work on. I'm tired of freaking out over stupid little shit. I'm tired of it. I feel so conscious about having a fucking temper and I want a girlfriend and if I want a girlfriend I can't have a temper. I just can't, you know what I'm saying? Like it's not fair to expose anyone to that especially, and how long it's just better for your character. Well this is the opening for it so far, I mean, the beats, I'll mix in with it later. But the song is called Demon Wings Wings and I'm mixing power metal with black metal basically and which means layering guitar layer ring vocals you know it's a bit of a process but the end results pretty cool sounding I got a lot of positive feedback from the last album so I'm like I'm repeating that sound again. That should be for your scenes. Gave you a sneak peek on my progress on the album working on the album cover. That's what I got going so far for the guitar and the opening of it. Just a small sneak peek of what it's making. You're not going to… You know what I'm saying? You're not going to hear the entire song until it's done. But I'm just a small teaser for you. And, um… Yeah. That's pretty kick-ass shit if I do say so myself. A mixing power metal with black metal is certainly unique. You don't see a whole lot of bands doing it. And you're gonna get criticized for being original, that's just how it is. And then you get criticized for copying someone else's sound. Everyone's a fucking critic. But there are times when I'm not in the mood to create music and there's times that it's you want to get it just right so you got to sit there for a couple hours recording the same bit over and over and over again. Don't get me wrong garage band's pretty sweet. However it doesn't compare to actual studio time. That's way more professional. And all you gotta do is provide the music and they'll provide the work to make it sound crisp and clean. You know what I'm saying? So, yes, a lot of people can make music on garage band or what have you and then sound cloud as music and call it an album which I suppose is like a more modern way of doing gigs you know it's a more technological way of doing it I suppose because if you think about it when bands first start off the new gigs they go to bars, they play. Well, producing music on SoundCloud is no different really. There's a lot of musicians who do that kind of thing. And I wasn't worried about making money or getting discovered, I'm more worried about getting my sound out there, that the concept, the idea, you know. So I offer the music for free on my SoundCloud, anyone who wants to listen to it. And, you know, every album gets progressively better. And the cool thing about Hell's Advocate is that each song sounds uniquely different. And yeah. Let's see how many songs do I have on Hell's Advocate? Right now I have seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I could make Demon Wings my last song, but I might make two more after it. We'll see how I'm feeling it's my album. You know, I got the album cover just the way I want it. I wanted it to be more visible. You know, I took a picture of Stoll Cemetery which is the most haunted cemetery in the United States of America and photoshopped it with a with a couple of cool things. A picture of me standing outside a clock tower, you know, just little things here and there and I'm thinking about making t-shirts for this album because why this not And that's really easy to do if I go on to find her and let's see here. 9 album cover dot j peg. And people are talking about it where they took the album cover I made. It made it look stupid because they think it's funny however you know I'm laughing at it too because what you're doing is you're just giving me more exposure for my music and I appreciate that but by making a t-shirt with the actual album cover on it people will see it, okay, that's what it looks like. You know what I did for fun one time here in town because I was ballsy enough to do it? I walked into Highland Cemetery here in town, Casper Cemetery, gorgeous, well-kept, full of pine trees, very beautiful scenery. I walked in there with my bag full of goodies, and out of my bag I pulled my dark green and black-hoded cloak. I had my septor with me. I pulled out my weagie board and proceeded to fuck with a move but you could feel this energy in the air it was just still it was a surreal feeling you know I'm saying I could feel this energy circling around me you know offer some tobacco for the spirits and a couple of the spirits and a couple of the spirits and a couple for the spirits. And a couple weeks before I did that, there was just a lot of drama here in town, you know, and I've noticed that when ghosts and spirits are pissed off, ghosts and spirits are pissed off. It affects living people. That's no lie. You know what I'm saying? Because you gotta think ghosts are just fragments of energy left behind on the continuous time existence that never seems to end. So basically, ghosts and that sort of thing. that sort of thing. They're coexisting at the same time existence that never seems to end. So basically ghost and poultry guys, that sort of thing, they're coexisting at the same time, but from a different time, if that makes any sense. Go ahead and quit in high tunes. The album cover looks sick. The writing looks simple, it was easy to write, and easy to read, not overly complicated. And then the word advocate is spelled with an anarchist A, and the T in advocates, an inverted cross. The word hells, the S is made out of a devil's tail. That's what I tried to make it look like. And there's like a little bit of blood splatter behind the word hells. You got this boss-ass pneagram on the album cover and a comedy and tragedy mask resting on a tombstone on this other side. And then in the background you got a picture of me standing in front of a clock tower. And I tried to photoshop it a bit so it doesn't look that recognizable. Just because I took a picture of me standing in front of a church clock tower here in Wyoming. And then I photoshopped a fallen angel taking off from the top of it. You know, just a random cool cover, trying to express myself and make it look bad-ass, you know what I'm saying? And I would post various ones of it, and I'd come back to it and I'd come back to it and be like, you know, I don't like it. But then I'd come back to this version and I'm like, Yeah, I like it. It's cool, it's clean, it's simple, it's not overdone, it's not too busy. You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to put a parental advisory sticker logo thing on it, you know, you know, it's says hells advocates,, or if people blaming the artists, the artists. hell's advocate. You know what I'm saying? If you don't want your kids listening to that shit, then don't listen to it. I get so tired of people blaming the artist for our society's problem. And quite honestly I get tired of people blaming Satan for everyone's bullshit instead of taking responsibility for our own actions. Which is a song on Hell's Advocate. The song is called Don't Blame the Devil. But not only am I mixing black metal and power metal, I'm also making traces of hip-hop with it. Not rapping necessarily, I am quite the rapper, yes. But more or less like beat influence. You get a basic drumbeat that's universal for metal and rock and then you mix it with hip-hop and then you add the vocal influence from the genres. You can make it work, it just takes time and recording. And that's the thing of it. I sell merchandise on the internet through T-spring and what have you. I make wands. That's better than doing nothing. I'm not just sitting on my ass, you know. And that's what gets me about people. I try to make an earnest living, you know what I'm saying? Honest to earnest, you know, what I'm saying? Toops. And, um, yeah, just look at that. to the front we're going to add the new album cover I've done this kind of thing before doing rough drafts with it and I ended up deleting the campaigns just because they didn't look good and I changed the album cover up a bit but this version I like So what I'm going to do is make a black t-shirt and then put the album cover in the center. As I'm uploading it it covers the majority of the t-shirt pretty nicely. And if I stretch it any bigger it's going to be outside the borderline so that's fine. I'm happy with the way the album cover looks it looks like a shit now they have a couple of cool fonts to choose from on T-spring they're not a sponsor of the channel but I do like using their their store to make merchandise a lot of you topers use T-spring to make their merchandise. I'm just saying, you know, and some people might call me a sell-out for doing that for copying everyone else, but I'm like, dude, instead of being jealous that I'm trying, why not try for yourself. match the album cover. Man. and such. But I'm not complaining it could be worse bro. So taking advantage of technology because my keyboard doesn't work. H-E-L-L-S. Yeah, there's a lot of references to that, but… Blaming the devil for our society's problems is no different really than blaming God for anything and everything that's wrong with our society. You know, and just I like designing t-shirts to choose one, choose one that'll look cool for the shirts. You know, and just I like designing t-shirts that I can buy that my fans can buy. And this is advertising from my new album, so… You know, I like designing t-shirts that I can buy that my fans can buy and this is advertising from my new album so, you know, I guarantee you that my fans are going to love the new album. You know, I'm taking a lot of time making it so that way it comes out the way I want it to sound, for one. And two, you know, there's a reason why my album's get progressively better with each one. All right. metal. That's pretty sweet. I don't know if they still have that font. If they don't I'll choose something else. It's kind of got that like, you know, let's see. They may delete some fonts from their list of fonts because they don't get used a whole lot. It's alphabetized. So if it… Yep, right there, baby. Now we can make the font super big. Now we can make the font super big kind of center it a bit doesn't look half bad I can get down with that If you like Super Bold. Now the design t-shirts with t-spring is pretty easy. You know, it never hurts to try you too, that's what I'm getting at. I did that calming ritual to calm down the spiritual energy. It took a couple days. Now after I did that calming ritual to calm down the spiritual energy, After I did that calming ritual to calm down the spiritual energy, it took a couple days. But eventually, you know, I felt the energy around town kind of just, you know, adforgett. Nope, nope. Listen up Google. Advocate. I'm going to have to spell it like I spelled it on the album. Which is different ways to spell it, but the way I'm spelling it, it's saying the definition is to advocate or advertise for something. So it's spelled correctly. That's the thing if it uses that, spell it incorrectly and the album cover just wasn't, you know. Instead of Googling it, you could just copy it from the way I have it listed on iTunes. Because sometimes using the Google Speak app on the computer doesn't work the best you get some random you know and even if you don't want to sell t-shirts on T-spring you can still design your own t-shirts and buy them which is cool too you know it's a awesome feature and they do have the font which is awesome when you go into your font section you you can see that it's all alphabetized so if you remember from your schooling days if you remember from your schooling days you can see you can see that it's all alphabetized. So if you remember from your schooling days, if you can remember the alphabet, you know what I'm saying? That makes it easy to scroll through the fonts. And if you know the website's font selection, just click on it, yeah, buddy. That looks fucking righteous. Now I want to make Hells a little bit smaller so I can put some rock on signs. Next to it on the top you know um The only thing that Teespring changed is the old version you had clip art you could add to the new version you kind of have to create your own shirt from scratch so yeah. Rock on skull hands. Okay, now I'll be a bitch and I have to Photoshop. This copyrighted image. Now if you're using this… Ah, engraving from the sine, that's pretty cool. Let's see. Hmm, I might take a little bit of photoshopping YouTube, but I can make a kick ass t-shirt-shopping YouTube, but I can make a kick-ass t-shirt for tea spring. And it may take a good minute to make this work a little bit of working around technology and shit. But, um, I think we can make a kick-ass t-shirt, yo. And you're going to be careful using that sort of thing. You know what I'm saying? I mean if you're adding it to something else it becomes something different completely. You can get trouble for that. So yeah. Be careful doing that. I like that one too, that's pretty. Technology is a wonderful thing if you know how to use it. All right, so if I take a couple of these photos that I took here, with my phone, I decorate the side of it all a bit with some cool shapes I'm just going with my gut instinct on this band t-shirt that I'm making. Sometimes that works YouTube. Watching me create fan merch is probably not that entertaining but I have a little fun on the weekend just you know yeah we got to start through a kick-ass t-shirt yo all right now we can charge my phone while I ran it open up that's open up that, unlock the phone. Now by uploading the images that I just took, Desktop, a little bit of Photoshop, and we can actually make this look legit. You know, get a couple of skulls on one side and but it's going to take a little bit of Photoshop. I don't have Photoshop. I don't have Photoshop. I have something oddly similar to it though I have a program called Gimp and Gimp is like Photoshop and paint studio rolled into one It's free to download, you know, I needed a program that I could use to make album covers and stuff like that Make kick-ass t-shirt designs. So I chose GIMP and yeah it works great, I like it. I'll put the album cover back in my documents. There we go, beautiful. We don't need iTunes right now, put that to the side. Now I'll just wait patiently for that program to open up so we can, you know, do something cool with it here. This program takes a little bit to open up so we got we got plenty of time. It's the weekend, winding down for the evening, making some kick-ass fan March, band March, you know how we do. There are some people who are going to watch this video. This is very entertaining. It's watching some do create his own merch. And there are some people who like it. You know, it just depends on who you talk to. Yep. When I got new glasses, I got some eyeglass cleaner, which is quite handy to have. And I put a little bit on the computer screen and wiped it off. And shit looks fresh, you know? Let's see here. Oh, hold up. Actually, no, I'm not going to put the skulls on here. I had a better idea. I mean, I could put it on that, but the camera took it sideways by accident. Son of a whore. I mean, could put it on them, but the camera took it sideways by accident. Son of a whore. It's easy enough to rotate, though, so I'm not worried about it. Let's see. I mean, you could put in the effort to make a kick-ass t-shirts, so you might as well do it, you know. Let's see, tools. Let's see, tools. Transform tools rotate. The schools are facing this way. I need to be facing top to bottom. Let's see. Image, transform, there we go, that's where I'm looking for. Oh yeah, flip 90, and then, yeah. Now, I like using GIMP to do basic photo editing. It's, you know, it's not that complicated it's pretty straightforward In a Photoshop of any kind, whether you're using GIMP, Photoshop, or Paint Studio, to create a kick-ass image, it's tedious, but… The end results, YouTube, I will have a kick-ass band t-shirt advertising for my new album, which is the album cover is done, and I'm getting close to completing the list of songs. Now it's great, it gets the advertisement going for by next album and it creates cool merchandise too so i'm like why not and you know there might be people who uh… dislike it videos like this videos like this. And, uh, you know, they can just, they can talk all the smack they want, because… at least I'm trying. You know… That looks cool. So I'm gonna have to call it school one, school two. I mean it's gonna take a little bit to make this shite happen. But it'll add some cool shit to the shirt, you know. Yeah, dude. That one's gonna kick some, this man. So, back to the internet. Scull1.jepag. And there's several files named that, so, you know, I'll just copy what it says on the Google. It's working around a broken keyboard to be quite honest. And of course it doesn't want to work. Yeah, I was having problems with this last time. You didn't want to work so try I guess S S Yeah, keyboard doesn't want to work. That's great. Hmm. This Cobra T-shirt I'm wearing, the program wouldn't save. I was like, aren't you a stinky bastard? It's called On Entitled One, Save to… Um, Desktop… Desktop. All right. All right. And then go back to the same image we were working on earlier. Let's see if that's saved. If you can save it as a j-pang and we'll try. All you can do is try YouTube. And technology is a pain in the butt sometimes, so… So… Um……… There we goes. J.P.J.P. Save. Take me to the export log. So first you have to save the file in the program, we open it, and then save it as a J-PIG. Oh, no, doesn't want to export. That's all right. Try it again. Come on. Stubbing Bastid. There it goes. Export….. There we go there's school number one done. Awesome. And let's do number two. With a combination of these are going to look sick on the shirt. That's the only reason why I'm doing it. I might put these on the front and then copy the image of the rock and on symbol for the back, and then put the song list on the back. I think stopping at demon winds would be a perfect place to stop for the song list honestly so you know eight songs is a nice even number. is a nice even number. This other skull has a bunch of long hair so that's gonna be a bit trick here to Photoshop out and cut out, you know. Oh shit. Oh shit. Uh, okay, now what is this, this story here? I'm gonna do it. Yeah, this skull is gonna be a bit trickier to cut out. Right now I have a vision I want to complete so I'm determined let's add the first skull to it I might have to design, but design, put the design on the back then. This is the last thing about a little bit. This is the last thing about designing a t-shirt, You don't want the front to be too terribly busy. You know. Oh come on you shit there you go. That centered nicely okay so the back. They make it look a lot cleaner if I opened it up and again one more time and put a black background behind it. Yes, and then resaved it again one more time and put a black background behind it. Yes, and then resaved it again. I've seen it up and again one more time and put a black background behind it yes and then resaved it again I seen it uploaded on to the t-shirt and at this big black box around it I'm like yeah I don't know about that the t-shirts black it would look better to be honest. See, see what works and what doesn't work. And go ahead and re- save that mother. Let's see if the image changed. No. I'm going to have to copy the save file's name again and try that again. It seems like a lot of headache to go through for a t-shirt but totally worth it dude. I think you shively mother's fucking bastard. All right. It did it before. So, it's just a matter of being patient, you know. honest like nothing you can do humans will try to make technology but it's never going to be completely perfect okay just see feel type yeah it's typing so you know what forget trying to copy and paste that's not wanting to work. Definitely on the weekend. Sounds like my neighbors are having a good time bumping that sweet system. Hell yeah. Fuck yes. That looks a thousand times better Laddie Jim. All right, so we've got the one skull done. Maybe it'll look better on the front if… Eh. Now just put it on the back screw it. And I'll just put it on the back screw it. Image. Unentitled one. Remember what the file name is called. You know, you just need it to… righteous shit man It can make him a little bit bigger on the back and put him next to each other All right. So we're just going to go through and… I can use sort of really major major you know sort of strains in the hair on this other design. Like I don't have to be too detailed with it but detailed enough you know that it looks cool on the shirt. And if I study the image up close, the best way to do this YouTube is to find a good spot so if you're cutting and pasting and saving multiple times to create a new image or to create a t-shirt whatever the case may be you know you want to find the right spot to son of the bitch yeah this one of the longer hair is going to be trickier to cut out but that's okay. I'm due. That's the fun of life it challenges you and there's no sense in giving up when things get tough, get determined. Okay, so… Yeah, there we go. I'll just make it simple. I'm trying to be worried too much about… I mean, cut it out to a degree where it looks cool, but don't be too concerned about getting the finer hairs, just get the basic shape of it. That looks like that's going to be my best approach. Because, yeah, come on. Yes. I know I'm cool with that. That looks cool. Okay, so, copy that. Now, the process that we did with our first skull we're going to repeat it again we take from what we learned last time and with the background being the same color as the shirt it's not going to be much different. It's still going to be a kick-ass shirt. So, yeah. Hmm. Well. Okay. Okay. It's not perfect. But………… but…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… but kind of trim it up a bit. Kind of clean the image so it's got a cleaner shape to it. And then, Yeah buddy. Yeah buddy. Oops. Son of a bitch. Undo. Oh, yeah. See, technology is not the most responsive, but… We're getting it, ma'am. This one's going to take a bit longer to save because there's a couple things. It's not let me progress to the next step so you know it's going to take saving it a couple times to get it just right but that's all right. Let's see the best desktop, save, I repeat this process a couple times. and then reopen the same image. Oh yeah. Yeah. I can use the eraser to do this. Excellent. Exhoo. All right. All right. This is what I do for fun sometimes. You know, I come up with cool stuffs. And sometimes, you know, I come up with cool stuff. It's a more consistent shape right on. That makes that school look kick ass. And go ahead and…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Save this the same thing. I thought I might have to do this process two to three times, but twice it seems to be the magic number right on export replace. It's being stubborn, come on., replace. It's being stubborn, come on, replace it's being stubborn, come on replace there it goes awesome sauce so now we close out of that one with the program open because we're going to we needed for one more image. Just kind of changes on that. So that's exactly what I was going for on the Goal for the Sculls. Beautiful. And Image. So that's exactly what I was going for on the goal for the skulls, beautiful, and image. Trying to make it. There we go, that looks clean. Now by the time I add that simple to it Yeah Name it like on entitled three and four and just rotate it so that way it looks like it's going like that you know what I'm saying with both hands It can add some text to it to it. It a little bit easier to cut out YouTube because it's just one image. And I did the same thing that the other one did. So I have to rotate it. And then flip it horizontally, going this way, to make them both. Come on. It doesn't want to do it. Convert. Come on. Do it. Open the file. There's a good last. Come on. Yes. Beautiful. That's what I thought Motherfucker. Image. Transform. Flip horizontally. I didn't do it, but that's one direction in place to put it. Fuck one direction and they suck. I didn't mean to make that shitty ban reference. Real musicians don't apologize for their drug use. But yeah, we're going to keep rotating the images and we get it where we want it. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. A friend of mine. Let's see. A friend of mine writing me out for drinks tomorrow, can't complain about that, I mean hell yeah, that's what's up. Let's see, image, transform, not wanting to do it. There it goes. Uh, one more. Come on. Come on. Billaca. Bueca. Now I got that facing in the right area, in the right direction. Go ahead and just… That's part of the experience of being a rock star making music. You gotta have your band merch, you gotta make the album, and just getting it all done as a collective. Well, I finished the album. It gets people psyched for it, you know. Actually, it'd be easier just to, this would be, it, so I got black in the background. So this is going to be a lot easier. It's going to like that. Because I think I'd take a bloody fucking man to make this cover, but… copy. And new file, okay. and new file okay paste Oh yeah this one's a lot easier to cut out doing the rock on sign for the back of the shirt much easier to cut out this going to go a lot quicker. Come on. Oh, it wants to be a wanker. Okay, there we go. The Gimp's not that complicating to use, but you got to deselect it and plant it on the page before you fill in the color. And go ahead and save as Unentitled three dot JPG, Typed an H, nope. Yeah, there we go. All right, export that sum, bitch. All right. Yeah, okay, export the desktop. There we go. Come on. Don't be a wanker. You can do it. There we go. And as we get those separate images saved to the desktop, upload them as I do it, back of the shirt between those four images. Like it. Copy the image again, go to new, open, paste. And if we flip it horizontally, the thumb will go from being on this side to this side, which is exactly what I'm looking for I'm go from being on this side to this side, which is exactly what I'm looking for. So the front of the t-shirt has the album on it, the album cover, and the back of it has a couple of kick-ass skulls and some rock-on signs made out of the skull hands. It looks cool, dude. Like I'm not trying toot my own horn but technology is a pain in the butt but if you work with it you can do some cool shit with it you know that's why people mess with it. Unentitled number four make it a dot j peg image and just repeat the process once again save export export make the image a hundred percent export I would call it a boo-yah moment now I want to quit out of Gimp completely discard all changes on both of those projects let that close and and I got the four images that we used to make it at image and running Hell's Advocate from top to bottom. It's cool but you know it's not, it's the shirt, you know, could be cooler in my opinion. And you make the images on the back the same size. You know, oh, you too. It's fucking sick. In the back of I should say something too, like, don't blame the devil. Add text. Make the text, make the text the same color as the front, kind of stretch it out a little bit, to go with the skeletal shit on the back, you know. Other than it saying Hell's Advocate on the front, this is actually a pretty clean design, other than the blood and the title on the t-shirt, so it's not too bad. New window, Google, once again. Don't blame the devil himself, the almighty ruler, the big hot show. The guy that commands all of hell. That guy. Yeah. That thing. Demon, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that guy. Yeah. Let's see, uh, paste. Oh, don't be awake. You know I'm making these kick-house no- God-fucking damage. God fucking dammit, this is why the files on there. Okay cheap bastard, don't delete the other fucking image of that skull when I'm trying to add text to it. See it's fighting me because it knows I'm going to make a kick-ass t-shirt. That's all it is It wants to fight me, but it's not going to win All right, text. I have to try to get as far back as I can. Yeah, see there it goes. It's shag nasty. I can't fit the whole thing in one long line, so if I return a couple times… You make the design look a little bit cleaner. I'll just take off himself. Just don't blame the devil like that. Put it between all four of the images there. Oh dude. Bro. Bro. This t-shirt is going to be sick. That's some cool fonts to choose from too. Gonna have a sick band t-shirt to go with our sick album here. Ha! What if I made the font, Holy Empire? If I chose Holy Empire for the back of the t-shirt, that would make it even funnier. Oh I can get a font where it centers itself and you know what I'm saying. Also how it looks with the same font from the front and if I don't like it I can always pick a different one. Um, A, B, see right there. Maybe you like to don't blame and then put the devil on the bottom. Yeah, because I'm trying to put it all, make you look clean here. and The design comes out a bit more clean. I'm just going to take a lot of text adding. That's all right. Putting the effort into the shirt pays off. That's all right Putting the effort into the shirt pays off. This is why people would consider it If we do different thoughts for it Yeah, just the same so it matches Maybe we can get lucky and it'll actually type. it'll actually type. Nope, that's all right. For like copy and paste the word separately, so be it. The keyboard don't work, so making the best of it, right? Blame. Oops, undo, copy. The words separately like that so the images really stick out. I like it. Make the words bigger and separate. position it just right yes yes Yes, very good. See, I like you want a T-shirt, comes together, that looks this sick. So I asked proper punctuation and everything. like the right there and then devil right there at the bottom yeah I'm like in that I'm like in that a lot that looks pretty sick the the I feel lazy having to use Google to type it up but I digress the keyboard's not working so I'm this sure is looking cool, man. There we got positioned right. and I need a capital on that. Same color, same font. Oh, we're pretty close to, making a sick shirt, you know. I'm making it on bold as… Yeah bold that looks cool I'll see and making the font was bold that looks cool on us here. Okay, that's perfect. The back looks good. Front. Yeah, dude that looks way cooler. Change the font on the front so that way. Yes, that looks a lot fancier, more flashy. Dude, I like that. I like that a lot. That looks kick ass. Keep the brother's a metal font for the back. It fits the rock on-size, you know, yeah, man. I would keeping that. Select styles. Now we've got our fucking design. Oh, I've got our fucking design. I thought a font called Black Rose. I'm like, that's cool looking. I can dig it. And maybe offer it. Maybe offer it. What did it look like? What it looked like?. Maybe offer it. What it look like as leggings. Yeah, I know. Select styles to a tang top. Oh that didn't work. Okay, yeah, no back. Nothing, I'll just do a regular t-shirt. That's enough. Select styles. Let's see what the others look like. T-shirt that's enough. Select styles. Let's see what the others look like, and I'll screw it. Let's just do a classic T. Simple. Now we need a title for the t-shirt. Hell's Advocate Band T-shirt. Capital H. All right Google actually spells it right for me appreciate that and uh… boy we go to the title let's see then we go to Google for the description why should you buy the t-shirt? well if you're a fan of the video obviously if your fans the video yeah yeah okay so… Well if you're a fan of the video obviously if your fans the videos yeah, okay, so a awesome shirt advertising for King Cobra's music short sweet to the point Paced that in the description. This is a shirt for my new album. And I like this final design that looks… URL looks perfectly, say, let's launch this son of a bitch. Publish the listing. You know what I like that? That look good me. So if you want to buy the Hells Advocate t-shirt for advertising for the new ninth album then I'll put it in the description box below greatly appreciated you can now purchase the shirts that you watch me create for you on camera man that's fucking sick and trust and believe it was a stubborn pain in the asper is to create technology fighting me the whole God damn way But I'm like nope, let's keep my cool and you know, see what we can come up with explore my creative options And I guarantee that when you print the shirt you'll see the album cover on there. Now the image is a lot smaller obviously so it's not an exact representation of it. But when you get it in person, I know for a fact that album cover is big enough on that design, it'll catch everything in the, in the, on the picture, so yeah. Now I know this, if I zoom in to the picture itself of set t-shirts. Yep I zoomed in closer and because you can't really tell when you see it on the websites but I zoomed in closer to it and that got the entire album cover on there very nicely. Beautiful YouTube, just beautiful. So I would call that a kick-ass t-shirt yo and if you want to purchase it it will be available on T-spring. Beautiful. Zoom out. So, that's how you do it tubes. Chilling on an awesome weekend. I'm watching me create it and go through it step by step with wonky technology and technology being stubborn. And it's not the computer. Sometimes the program doesn't want to work. You know, I downloaded a free program what do you expect Gimp is a combination of paint studio and Photoshop that's what they call it's got a picture of this fox holding a paintbrush in his mouth you know the one you know and it works for basic Photoshop it works. And I like the way that red font works with that shirt that's very sharp. I've definitely heard myself some pite. As far as I'm concerned, all the haters and the religious bullshit, all the haters and religious bullshit, can piss off. All the haters and the religious bullshit, can piss off you too. If there's anything we can learn from this video, it's to never give up and to always be determined. Now, the belt buckle don't want to buckle, hold up. There it goes. You know, I had a vision for their shirts. I kept at it. And eventually, we have another sick design for the hot summer. Hmm, spent about an hour creating this t-shirt, so that's not too bad. Yeah, that's real time too, fast-forwarding it, you know, that kind of thing. So if you want to buy a shirt that you just saw me or create,, or create, you know, that kind of thing. So if you want to buy a shirt that you just saw me or create, you didn't really see it like from what I saw kind of thing, but you kind of listened in to me making it, then I'll put the link in the description box, which is that little box below the video where it says people in flogs published such and such date. That shirt looks sick the advertises for the album nicely. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Now the picture on T-spring is probably not going to do it justice to be honest. I was kind of a pain in the neck to create, but we got her YouTube. And you apply this attitude anywhere YouTube not not just on creating products, but anywhere in life. And, you know, I thought I would have pissed me off too much. I would have been like, you know what, that's cool. Just take a brick and come back at it. But I was determined. And determination and hard work will get your places tubes. You know, I'm giving a shitty hand, people bully me wherever I try to get a job. So I make the best of it, start my own damn business. And the anecdotal proof is in the Sub-redited. That's why I made a video discussing it. And that's just it. Rather than sit on my ass and do nothing, I at least attempt to make a living that's honest. And I get chastised for it. It's fucking pathetic, to be honest. And it makes me laugh, fucking get it. My album cover, if you want to follow my music on Facebook, I can still get to my music from my last album, it's pretty hard to get some of my older albums because I'd upload them to iTunes through to tune core. They'd be live for a year and then no more. I lost a lot of the original songs. and then no more. I lost a lot of the original songs. So this right here is some of my more recent stuff and stuff that I've posted from YouTube, people who have taken music and saved it to another file. that's how I've been able to keep most of it so now we need a third window and YouTube all right and a fourth window for Google so we can name the video now having a keyboard that doesn't work a pain in a name the video. Now having a keyboard that doesn't work is kind of a pain in the ass, but if you don't really need it that much and you can just use Google voice command to search shit, you can also use it to copy and paste what you needed for, making titles, such and such, you know. It would have been a lot, that shirt would have been created so much faster if I could have just typed it out, you know. But that's life, sometimes I throw you a curveball so you swing at it and make the best of it, right? I'm cynical but I'm fair. I will admit that. I call it being optimistic. You're not going to say life's peaches and cream, but life's not complete shit either. It's really how you perceive it. It really is how you perceive it because people get handed shitty circumstances every day. It's the fucking truth. You know, and you can't control it sometimes. so you got to make the best of it, dude. circumstances every day. It's the fucking truth. You know, and you can't control it sometimes. So you gotta make the best of it, dude. So there's your hour-long video of me creating a t-shirt. Let's think of a title for the video, shall we? Bad-ass-band t-shirts. Bad-ass-band t-shirts. It added an S on the end, I'm cool with that, so we copy it. That way when I go to hit stop the video and hit save the video, there's our title. And I can copy and paste the links for my King Cobra music page on Facebook and for the t-shirt you witnessed me make on video now it's a long-ass video of me talking so you know for some people it's not very entertaining but you know you take what I have to say in this video to heart maybe it's a life lesson you never know you know but no one's gonna take me that seriously because I'm autistic that's just how it is. Some people are going to be like, yeah, this guy's telling it like it is. And some people are kind of be like, why should we take you seriously? You have a mental disorder. You know, and if people want to judge like that, that's just their loss, not mine. All I can do is offer advice. I can't make you take it. No one asked for your advice, okay? Some people might ask for it. See, that's where you're so quick to assume. And being quick to assume doesn't get you places in life. Misunderstandings are the worst, dude. You can blow a situation out of proportion so quickly over a simple misunderstanding. And if you let what someone said about you on social media get to you to the point where you want to confront them outside of social media, you know, there may be just maybe and here's my advice, but… to the point where you want to confront them outside of social media. You know, there may be just maybe, and here's my advice, but I don't care how bad someone pisses me off. If it's on social media, I have no reason to confront them. It's a waste of fucking time because at the end of the fucking day, it's stupid shit said on on social media. Therefore, that's where it should stay is on social media. I tend to think if you're trying to confront somebody off of what they said in real life, what they said got to you, maybe some part of them's right. feelers get hurt just because of what some asshole says on the internet. A bit of a pipe thoughts mixed in with this t-shirt design video. But that's the main focus of this video is designing a t-shirt so that's why it's called designing a bad-ass music t-shirt I'm wearing right now is an example of one of those shirts that it doesn't do it just as you got to see it in person you know and yeah I don't have any sort of control a little pipe ash on my forehead gross I have no control over I have no control over a pipe ash on my forehead, gross. I have no control over how much teaspring charges. All I can do is create the sick March. And it's really appreciated like I'm starting to see a slight increase, you know. So there you go. Anyways tubes. Thank you for watching this kick-ass inspirational video. Keep on trucking, fuck suicide, fuck the assholes talking shit. You know, and make life happen for you. No matter how hard life kicks you in the ass.