Original Video: Banjo Bill is a true fan

Tubes. I gotta give Banjo Bill a major shadow. He stopped by my place and he dropped off a free pack of delicious black and mild cigars and an unopened beer of hurricane. Which I like hurricane beer. It's cheap and it's strong. So, I know Banjo Bill is awesome, he's a legit fan. All the people are talking shit, they just, they don't know, you know. But, um, let's pop up on one of these cigars, give her to go. I love Black and Miles. I also want to give a shout out to Ollie over in England. He's been sending me some pretty sweet care packages. I've been liking the snacks and the treats and what have you, so I appreciate that. It's a fact, YouTube. My fans love me. You know? I'm actually uploading an almost two hour long video. I made another Sydney Wonson response video, however. A good majority of it was me just, me just ripping on the guitar, you know. That's a good cigar. Cheers to Ollie and to Banjo Bill for being an Austin fan, I appreciate it. Oh, that is good. Oh, that is good. That is good. That is way fucking good. Yeah. This video might upload a lot quicker because I'm going to make this video a lot shorter but… Yeah. Having some difficulties getting the stripes on that wand, so I may just have to find a different way to do them. Oh yeah, earthquake. So yeah. I knew Banjo Bill was a true fan. He doesn't have to buy me cigars and beer. He shows loyalty to the cult, but it is appreciated because I'm honestly out of beer, so it's appreciated. Yeah, I am. It's the weekend. It's the weekend. Oh. That is tasty. I'm Uh, uh, oh. You know why I am not in a rush to get a girlfriend? honestly a lot of chicks want me. I've seen it first hand, walking around town in some chick shots out the window, God, the king, cep, bro, that's what's I'm saying dude. You know, if you get rejected by chicks in high school or in college, it doesn't fucking matter because you got your whole life ahead of you. I'm straight up laughing at the chicks that rejected me growing up. It's kind of funny if you really think about it. Uh, it's extremely funny how life works think about it. It's extremely funny how life works out like that you two it really is. This is why I'm telling people out there not to stress Valentine's Day because you got your whole wife ahead of you dude. Really a mildly major plan for Valentine's Day is to get drunk. When I have a bunch of wands done and shipped out before then do another batch. Save some of that money so I can go out to the bar and have a couple drinks. You know, that's the best way to do it. I'm gonna try to save a hundred bucks out of my next batch of wands. So that way I can take myself out on Valentine's Day to a bar, have a couple of drinks and just enjoy myself, you know. I'm not going to sit there, I'm not going to sit at home and be all depressed because I don't have a girlfriend that just seems like a waste of my depression really. You see all the horrible crap going on in our society and you're depressed because you don't have a girlfriend. You know, it just seems I could go out to a bar. I could run into some smoking hot goth chick. bar. I'd be running to some smoking hot goth chick. And she'd be like, oh my god, King Cobra JFS, I love your videos. Oh hell yeah, can I buy you a drink? That'd be awesome. You don't know until you try, that's the thing of it. But if you're going to have drinks on Valentine's Day, go there to have fun and enjoy yourself. Don't go there looking for a date. And that's solid advice right there, that goes for both genders. Because I guarantee you you'll enjoy yourself a lot more, especially if you have, you know, at the end of the night, if at the end of the night you're super drunk, but you don't have a date, or anyone to cuddle with at night, or bring home for the evening, what have you, at least you enjoyed yourself. And that, my friends, is the silver lining. And believe me, if you go to the bar to get drunk on Valentine's Day, you're not gonna be the only one. You might have a couple couples hanging out whatever. If you go to the bar to get drunk on Valentine's Day, you're not going to be the only one. You might have a couple couples hanging out, whatever, but the majority of people who go to the bar to get drunk on Valentine's Day are going through the same shit you're going through. They're like, I'm single, fuck this shit, I'm doing sexy god stud so really I'm not in a rush to get a girlfriend. It'll happen when it happens. I'm not just gonna settle for any chicken, you know. But I will say this, the guitar playing in that rant video was freaking epic and the rant was on point. And I wasn't mean by any stretch of the words. I just said how I felt about it and left it at that and I was nice about it. Which personally speaking I think it's good to have these kinds of discussions on YouTube. It gets people talking about the issues. And quite frankly, this is just me thinking out loud, YouTube. I get so tired of women victimizing themselves. Women today have, seriously, women today have more rights than women in the 1950s, and yet they still feel oppressed. Instead of being grateful that they have more rights, let's blame the man. And that's only gonna create more attention on the digging scene. And I have plenty of tactical soap, so that's just the thing of it. Like all I gotta do, go to the bar, wear some of my tactical soap, enjoy myself. But lately I've noticed that whenever I flirt with women, some of them have said that boost my confidence. Yeah, I'm not arguing with that. I'll have to try doing the stripes a different way but this is part of making the lawns. I don't have to read either paint or handle, that's fine. S. The contrast wire wanted a green wall with black stripes. We can make that happen. This method looks like it'll work a lot better. Cool. I like that. I like that. I think the contest, we're just going to love that for sure. Anyways, YouTube.