Original Video: Beer review and advice

What's crack a crack of lack and fellow YouTubers? It's your sex, the Goth bad boy, King Cobra JFS, back in cheer with another video. Doing a review on Budweiser Discovery Reserve. It comes in a little bottle just like this, and this beer is just dandy if I do say so myself. Hangin' out at Homeway Marshals, crackin' open a couple cold ones. Sometimes in life that's what you need to do, just go hang out with homies, get out of your space, whatever, you know. There's a reason why I deleted my last video because I was too real with it. But there's also a reason why I made it. Adult toys will only get you so far. If you have someone you're attracted to, it doesn't matter what you're into, as long as they're of age and it's consensual, then, you know, yeah. But, um, speaking of which, there's this chick that I'm just crazy about here in town, let me tell you. And she totally likes me back, like here in town let me tell you and she totally likes me back like everywhere in town I go people keep telling me she wants to date me back and I'm like dude that's just too fucking perfect you know I spend my entire life getting told no by every chick I like. And then to throw a two year dry spell on top of it, fuck that. It's depressing, but you can't let it get to you, YouTube, that's what I'm getting that. to be quite honest I'm more interested in getting to know my my crush his personality she seems like a really awesome chick y'all yeah yeah you know when I find out that my crush likes me back for once in my life I know when I find out that my crush likes me back, for once in my life, things are going differently, and I'm speechless. Like… like the feeling you get when something like that happens there is no amount of alcohol or drugs I can replicate that feeling YouTube I wish more men had this attitude, be more concerned with getting to know her personality before you make that physical connection. If men were more interested in getting to know a woman's personality before getting down her pants, women would complain a lot less. Even though I've experienced a two-year dry spell, myself personally, at the moment, if I'm lucky enough to get my goth crush here in town, dude, I'm more concerned about gaining her personality. Fuxax, you know, once you have what you wanted, you're gonna wanna save her. It's like, it's like when you haven't had a beer in four god damn weeks, and then someone offers you one, you crack it open, and you're just like, oh, fuck, that tastes so good. crack it open and you're just like oh fuck that tastes so good that's the best way to describe love dude in a nutshell I mean really that's the best way to describe it man and some things are worth the wait you know. channel. In my past experiences, sex toys have been good to a point, but there's always that level of frustration because they're not real enough. I mean, you know. I mean, if you want to get a sex toy because you're going through a dry spell, no judgment on my part, dude. But you're better off waiting patiently for the right one to come along. I know it sounds challenging, but believe me. That just creates a lot of awkward shit. You know what I'm saying? like you got some pocket pussy or some dildo stacked away in your drawer, whatever the fuck you're into. And then you meet the one and then they stumble across it like, oh hey, what's this? Tee-he-he-he-he-he. Oh, that was before I met you, I swear. You know, it just, it creates less, I don't know, what you want to call it, issue. Yeah. as long as they're in the right audience for it, which is awesome. However, the standard that still exists, women can buy a fucking dildo, no one says shit, YouTube. But the second a man buys a sex toy, he's a creep and a sleaze. I'm like, okay, men and women have desires, adult men and women have, you know, sexual needs, and that being said, if the person they're getting with is of age and is consensual, who the fuck cares? You know? That's what I'm saying. But if you're not getting laid and you want to buy a God-dam sex toy to help with your dry spell, there shouldn't be a fucking judgment behind it. You know, that's… Well, like in the past I've had sex toys in the past and long long time ago in a galaxy far far away and literally YouTube they've worked to a degree I've had troll semi-sex dolls they sent me one or they purposely fucked it up with a finger just so they could they'd see if I'd you know then they send me one that's way too fucking small just to see if I'll mess with it because they wanted views and I see I know what I'm getting trolled and sometimes I'll roll with it because people want to laugh at me for someone godly reason but they go. But um you know and people treat like I'm stupid because I got aspergers and I'm like the joke's on you man I'm all a lot smarter than you give me credit for. Now if you have a situation where your parents are getting a divorce and you have two separate homes, the thing you have to realize, both parents love you unconditionally, you know. It's never, one loves you more than the other, that's bullshit, you know. And sometimes, and that's the thing of it it if you have a kid with somebody and You can't get along with that person It's better for your child to have two loving homes Then one home or the parents fight constantly. That's the way I get it, but like, I've been through that dude, like when your parents get a divorce, it's… One of those things that when you're a kid, you don't understand, but when you're much older and you have a bigger grasp on things, you tend to be like, okay, sometimes when adults hook up up their relationships don't last very long so you know but And like and you can't go like it's understandable okay if you're confused about it or you're unsure You know That's what I'm saying YouTube like When parents go through a divorce, it's a very natural thing you too and And you know I went through that when I was younger and it wasn't pleasant. A lot of misunderstanding, a lot of confusion. That's why I'm saying what I'm saying in this video right now is that it doesn't have to be, you know. If you have a mom and a dad that love you, that's all that matters. You know, if you have to go to two separate homes, who cares? You know? That's all that matters. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes family is all you got, YouTube. That's the truth. Here's the you and there's the mean if I can't be disagree with you. Right. No shit, huh?