beer snobs suck
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What up you two paying out of a friend's house and make this video quick short sweet to the point I ran to the CY liquor store and I was grateful that I had enough money for a steel reserve blue razz Okay So as I'm walking out of the liquor store mind in my own business just talking to myself because that's what I do I'm autistic Talking to myself I'm like well hell yeah I'm glad I had enough money for one of these you know and this cowboys just standing by the smoker section like any one he says to me he says that beer is for pussies so you know I did I'm like well for pussies well okay then so I put the beer between my legs and started dry hump in it just to be a smart ass I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm just to be a smart ass. I'm like, you know what, I drink Bud Light, Bud Wiser when I can. When I go to the bar, I drink a whole fucking pitcher to myself. Sometimes I'll have like three to do the best I can to make money, make my life happen for me. Who the fuck are you to judge, dude? I don't judge you for being cowboy, so why the fucking gonna judge me for drinking a beer? Well, that beer is for pussies. You probably use words like libtard. Here's your sign You know, I'm so comfortable with my own heterosexuality. I'm so comfortable with my own masculinity that drinking a beer like this doesn't bother me So I kind of feel like that guy has this inferiority complex that he's insecure with his own sexuality that he's insecure with his own sexuality because he sees someone drinking a beer he's just got a comment just got a fucking comment guess what comments are like assholes everyone's got one opinions are like assholes everyone's got one yeah no shit they all stink i'm like you know what you too fuck? Fuck them. People are telling a judge me. Fuck them. Just by being autistic, I got my own business going. That's more than most people left. But, that's more than most people can say for their artists autism YouTube. I'm like, whatever dude, I'm not gonna let this ass rule in the rest of my fucking day. I had enough money for an ice cold steel reserve. I'm happy. But judge not lest you be judged YouTube. beer snobbery, is sexism, degrading to women, all because, okay, you know what, that's cool, you don't like that beer, fine, that's your choice. So then don't fucking drink it, why are you going to criticize someone else for having their choice and beer? The steel reserve is cheap, I think it tastes good, and it's refreshing on a hot summer day. So you want to judge me for drinking this beer than you sir, have your own fucking problems to work out. Get down and report on your head, behind your head. I'm tired of getting fucked with YouTube, so here's the thing of it. Every time people talk shit on me here in town, it's going to end up on YouTube. There's some obnoxious cowboy standing outside to CYL liquor store having a cigarette. And I don't even care, I'm like, that's his life dude, I'm not here to fucking judge. I'm sitting there talking to myself, walking back to my friend's house, like, oh hey this is cool, you know. I got enough money for a beer, sweet. So I was happy. Let left beers for pussies. Excuse me? You know, I didn't even want to get to me. I just started pretending to fuck the can like it was an of-age girl. I made a joke out of it, you too, but it was fucking hilarious. I get tired of the fucking trolls anymore, like, you want to talk some shit I can talk shit right back I could have said your mom's for my dick Like fucking hit me motherfucker I'm autistic. That's a flavored beer, I don't care. It's cheap and it tastes good. If I'm confident enough with my own head of sexuality, and my own masculinity, I don't care if it's a flavored beer, I don't care. I don't care. It's cheap and it tastes good, and you know what? it's refreshing on a hot summer day. Well that beer is for pussies. You should have seen it at YouTube. It was hilarious. My smart ass response was perfect. I took the beer in both hands, lowered it to my cross and started dry humping it. That beer is for pussies and I'm like, oh really, is it? Okay. So I started pretending to fuck it, it was hilarious. that guy's a dumb ass. If you're the kind of person that says, well that beer is for poiseas or that cigarette's for poiseas or that's for poiseas, real men, blah blah blah. Okay, clearly you've been raised in a sexist environment and clearly you have an inferiority complex. And clearly you're insecure with yourself as a man, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to attack some random stranger for being happy they could afford a beer. You know, we've all been in those predicaments where we're not sure if we have the money for it or hoping we have it and then when it goes through we're like yeah. We'll walk out of the store like dude. That's awesome, you know. is life is expensive YouTube But my next batch of wands I want to shoot for 21s because let's see how much money I can bring in you know Make that money, man. Yeah, buddy Yeah buddy. You go to the beacon, get drunk and then fuck sheep. They don't make you a cowboy, they just make you an nasty motherfucker. Nothing against the beacon, but I've heard they're overpriced. And I'm like, nope. Now I thought about walking into the beacon, dressed like a goth cowboy with a black cowboy hat, some fucking eyeliners, some nail polish, some black boots with some black spurs with a black cowboy hat, black cowboy hat, some fucking eyeliner, some nail polish, some black boots with some black spurs, look like a cowboy from hell or some shit. They be like, what the fuck are you supposed to be? I'm like, I'm a goth cowboy, what's up? Cowboy from hell, get you some. got a fucking problem with it, buddy, bud, you can take it outside. Seriously, go to a fucking problem with it, we can take it outside. punk ass bitch anyways tubes just wanted to see my piece you know what I'm saying like fuck the assless talking shit dude let them let them run their mouth dude you know I'm saying anyways tubes catch you on the flip side and fuck the people talking shit they can eat my dick