Original Video: beer topper

It do, you too. Check it out, Shboy Cobra with another video. There's Sucker the Light, a funny way to drink. For adults only. The booby-bear cover. I opened it up. We got a beer. Now I want to pop it on to the top. and that's what's up. This is just a silly way to drink beer. I tell you what. There's so many inappropriate jokes you can make with this and I'm not even going to go there. Coo'er's Teaton beer. You'll know when the can's cold because the nipple gets hard. This is going to have straws with penises on them and they can just suck on the liquid goes through. And this right here is gender equality. Look at that. This will be a fun little gag gift for like your bachelor party or for like an inappropriate college party where you're just… yeah. Hey look, chat Thundercocks got one of those poop things for his beer. Oh my god, that's hilarious. I said this in the in the packages I don't know that was kind of funny. I hope I said this in the in the packages. I don't know though that was kind of funny. I hope I tried it and I'm like that it is too much that is funnier than shit I don't care what anyone says yeah that is funny shit look I'm gonna demonetize on YouTube for showing a titty boughy beer cover just says this slogan should be, two-deeze in beer. You get two of them. You get two of them, you can have one for each side. That's horrible. Now, but they make make these weird novelty things. This is something we find at Spencer is more than likely. Yeah. guy that may be hot topic on it. Because if you say that, people call you a mall core gaw. And I'm like, dude, there are different ways to do it, man. Some of us can't afford $400 spiked goods. I've seen some of the gaw clothing they still online. It's expensive and then you gotta pay for shipping. And you're just like, you know what? Black Ring of the Jeins and a rock T-shirt I'm good to go. Now but this is a dirty gets already get for one of my fans I tried it and I was like okay now this is just too funny. you have the ability to drink beer out of a titty. Okay, now this is just too funny Sme up about this shit Matt so you love him. You turn 18 you can buy an AR 15 but you can't buy a pack of cigarettes. The fuck and the fucking thing shoots a pistol cartridge or when you got your between one and up to buy a pistol. What kind of loophole is that bullshit? and the other ridiculous… You think that's ridiculous? Shit. This is a fun little way to create a gag gift of sorts. A suckers to light, non-toxic material. Fits most beer and soda pop cans be the life of the party. Love zone if it were adults. It's a fun way to drink. And more pity than I've touched in three years. And that was a dry spell joke. Ha ha! I don't make fun of my dry spell to be depressed about it to be honest. It seems like a stupid thing to be depressed about when you consider the grandeur scheme of things. No, the age-old joke, when you ever hear a man, bitch about being single, you always hear his dude friends, dude, you sound like a chick, and then he calls him a sexist, and then you're turning into a feminazi, like, no, women and men bitch about the same God-dam thing thing and yet somehow These dynamics with the double standards and shit This is being obnoxious where they have a fun college party or a bachelor party kind of thing you and the pros are having a bachelor party because dude guys getting married. So you put a bunch of these beer things on top. I mean come on it's pretty much harmless but there are some people who might get offended by it like oh my god Cobras drinking beer out of a boob the fuck. then my friend sent me some weird shit in the mail I'll tell you what and I thought this was a gas to be honest. I'm like that's too funny It's like you look at an autistic boob drinking out of a boob It looks like I got two more left. Yes. This seems to be the only six pack I can get in an instant. Check out these abs, you know. Oh, yeah. That was a really bad joke. And I totally will fucking win for it. You're giving a titty twister to pop it off? Okay, that was horrible. How many bad boop jokes that we're going to make? Geez, you're just trying to piss off the feminazis? No, but they could take a dick up the vagina, but they can't take a joke. Now you're really pushing buttons, Cobra. Where calm down. Now you know how many bachelor rap parties? I'm reminded of a wrong white skit or these chicks were drinking out of the little Dick-shaped straws and the whole thing became about that apparently. Because nobody could focus on stand up bit when you got a bunch of drunk chicks being as inappropriate as boys drinking out a little peony-shaped straws giggling Oh look how cute that is right one of them says Yeah, her boyfriends is smaller than that. They all just chuckle hilariously The psychite made a comment about her ass being too fat. Well, not see yearly asshole male pig. That YouTube is called a double standard. I would have knocked his ass all but I'd tell like it is. I see a twister that bashed back on there. Improb comedy with a boob beer pauper. Hopefully I'll get demonitized for showing this crap. And again YouTube's got naked yoga of hot and of aged chicks with their titties and shit hanging out. It's fully naked doing yoga. Now I'm going to do a downward dog and I'm just like, eh, yeah, right. It's somehow if you go on shatter a bit and watch the chick just sitting there dancing naked, that's considered soft core porn. I'm like, wait a minute, there's a lot of mixed messages here. Your drug counselor in high school is telling you not to drink beer. It's bad for you, but you're so god damn horny you could jack off to a lot of shit you know you're at that age right and then some hot chicken a bikini comes on TV and she's like hey stud want to drink some suds and now like wait a minute mr. Mackey said beer is bad okay but uh that chicken the bikini is kind of hot. No, I'm kind of a thing and you want to be obnoxious and crude. You care ready to do it. This is like a dirty 30 gift and I opened it and gave it a try and I chuckled a little bit. I'm like yeah that's just funny. There are people out there top scientists mind you who are like we need to make a boob thingy. You can stick on your beer can so guys and gals can drink beer out of a tit. It'll be funnier than shit. What's next? We need saggy boobs for your tailgate. We'll call them tailgate tits. You know like the makers of the truck nuts comes tailgate tits. This is an empty little product. I ain't that cute, you're sucking that cute, you're sucking beer and have a titty. I'm definitely going to have to age restrict this video because a party. Adult novelty gag. Made in China. That's all right. I'm definitely going to have to age restrict this video because there was a titty and there was beer and you too might have a stickle about that like Cobra you naughty bastard. It warned you with the cockholster video even when you age restricted it, you piece that's inappropriate. Ruby, hey, hello I said, hey, titties and beer. Oh, Peter, that's inappropriate. It's like the worst, lowest girlfriend in personation ever, fuck off. Stripping beer all over the place. Willis is on my lap and on the cherry. The fucking hell is this? Did this seriously fucking puncture? Bologs. Well, that's how I do sometimes. I'll give the booby-bear cover a 10 out of 10. It's a fun-to-look gag gift. You can have a like an adult party. Like, I'll hoe check all that. Let your immature sign out for a second. You can have a like an adult party. a hot chuckle at that let your immature sign out for a second you're like hey look a sucker still like something out of beer and it's called pickup truck however that fucking song goes You could use it for your SOTY pops, for your beers. Put it on the Canada Mountain Dew. That'd be a redneck stream right there. I tell you why I'm like, hey look at that. Your boobies are squirting Mountain Dew. squirt and mountain do. You know what you call a crazy ex-wife with a nice parent's called it a booby trap? What was that booby entrapment? That was really terrible. Gots even part by beer and not so you're 21. Yeah, son of a bitch and I broke the can. Nice pair of cans. Oh, I know, the booby jokes are never going to get old. I mean, seriously, I got a bunch of them that are like funny, but not like sexist or like over-the-top crude. If you're gonna make women laugh with that crap you don't want to be mean about it you just gonna you know you gotta be a smart ass that's that's the key. He's like, yeah. So he wears a t-shirt showing off his big biceps. Of course he's going to be like flexing harder than a female on an Instagram with lots of cash like………Now, if a chick he's not into looks at him and says nice biceps and he says, and I quote, don't look at me, you creep. That's, um… Yeah, that doesn't work like that does it. I'm an honorary shit for saying that but it's the god damn truth. Meant a beer booby. What the fuck is even this? You can use this for soda pop or not thought that was kind of funny. Booby-bear cover fits most beer on some of the pump cans. Ridiculous. Yeah. No, when it comes to relationships, we don't't going to make it a bit difficult, do we? I mean, a bit difficult? No, we don't. Just one bad boop joke after another. Holy shit, Kolk, where this is lazy and raunchy. A fun way to drink your beer. For adults only. Yeah, it's a little suggestive. I'm not to cross the can while doing it so that might prevent leakage. The pants are going to reg like beer but that's all right. Turned to twist it back on there. You know the female former is overly sexualized in our society And I think it's quite honestly bullshits People look at playboy and go oh my god, that's pornographic. I might get either tasteful nude or excuse me was tasteful nude, but now they're more scantily clad in the working bikinis because you can go on to Google and be like whatever of age chick you want to see naked, big small, whatever, they got it. They got it! That's a really bad reference. I guess Santa Claus wanted to get Mrs. Claus his polar express. That was an even worse joke. Holy shit. Watch it Cobra. That shit will get you in trouble with the YouTube now. I'll be looking at you like that's what she said seriously cower a stop this side if this is your market for crude things to drink your drinks with the booby beer cover it works you know like a little boob on top of your can it's funny it was the dirty 30 gag that one of my fans sent me I'm not one of you review on this get some beer see how I would do it do all right They do all right. And look, it just block them. People are just desperate and sad. They're like, oh this guy's got autism. I want to fuck with him. Fuq you. messages and you like that, you just block it and ignore it. You'll even respond to it. We're not trying to make up anything they can to fuck with you. They'll fuck with you, your friends, whatever. It's dumb. It's dumb. My troubles are sad and miserable fucks. And nothing's going to piss them off more than continuing to make videos and blocking and ignoring their text messages. That's the kind of crap that's going to piss them off because you know what? Cobra is a funny motherfucker and he's getting a lot of subscribers and he's not even acknowledging us. Well ain't this a bitch. Improper comedy of sorts. You know what I'm saying? They don't know who they're f-ing with. They really don't. My powers are great. They really don't. My powers are great. My influence on the world is so awesome, otherwise they wouldn't feel the need to text me stupid shit. You know what I'm saying? If I didn't control… If I did not control their life, they would have said they're in the dumb shit that they text me. Wow! Wow. Like I said, the boop jokes are going to get really tired of some of this video. You might cringe or face palm or go, of course the autistic spurg makes that joke. But you know, some of the dynamic in our society is different when it comes to dry spells. If women haven't had good dick in three to four years, women around them were saying, girl, you need to find yourself a good man kind of thing. But if a dude hasn't been late in three to four years, dude, you need some pussy, bro, you need to get laid. What the fuck is that? The yellow liquid pouring out of the thing. And you know, that just doesn't look right. Just Cobra drinking beer out of a booby? What even is this video? is ridiculous Cobra why? and I'm like dude that's some bullshit like you want men to be nicer to women men want women to provide more relations if you know what I mean, so we gotta stop slut-shaming women and sim-shaming men. It airflow is with the natural cause of things. And the biggest bitch of it is, and I quote, if women try to support men's rights, they get chastised by other women as being weak. But if men try to support women's rights, we get chastised by other women as being weak. But if men try to support women's rights, we get called a simp, and you're just trying to get some pussies. Like, dude, come on, man. We don't need this sexism and racism bullshit. normal white bit where he's like yeah there are these chicks to sit in front of me drinking out of penis straws and that just kind of became a distraction. It's the same fucking concept with this booby-bear cover. You and the boys are having a beer, one of them's getting married so you got a bunch of these laying around and you're like hey congratulations. We got some beer. Pop one of these on there. Coors teetone beer. You'll know when it's cold when the nipples get hard. Grab a coos teetone beer and chill out Amigo. Now that's ridiculous you two. I think my trolls need to get laid more than I do to be honest because they're more obsessed with it than I am. The cost only texting me shit like you need to get laid. And it's like, and you're clearly getting some when you spend all day harassing and autistic. Wow. a booby-bii beer cover. It's got like a fleshy-colored boob and the nipples where you drink out of it. It's very inappropriate in adult things. Gee-gee-de-gue. All right. But, um… That's the sound of that… This might offend some people. If you're a woman who gets offended by me drinking out of a beer booby, they were as straws, drinking straws, with penises, off the tip of a straw. So it's like you're sucking on a dick when you're drinking your tequila and getting white girl wasted. Bitching about men. Because you're a bachelor at party and your female friends getting married and of course no one else is. Spring is in the air people. We're surviving the pandemic. You gotta be like, no, we're not gonna take it anymore. I've been praying to Lucifer that we get a cure in vaccines. And all that, but a typical vaccine. but a typical vaccine fashion it ain't perfect that's the frustrating part of it should have been a bit more specific that's hard to use my magic to make the world a better place. That's a responsible Satanist. To an extent. Yes. The devil is not the bad guy. He said they're to blame Satan for everything. What kind of self-righteous God would let the human race suffer with COVID-19? And that's something to think about. That's because the Bible is misinterpreted is supposed to see ourselves as gods and goddesses. Think about it, when they're like, God destroyed the crops. It's because the person making them didn't do a good job watering them or some shit. And then they just died. Back then they had no idea of science and technology and what have you or even a broad understanding of how to grow crops or that climate and certain things couldn't grow on that climates it's all trial error discovery kind of thing so if something radical it's a negative or a positive, it's because God did it. That's the kind of fucking malarkey on which the Bible was written in. But Christians are like, if you practice magic, you're going to hell for your sins. Then they talk about Moses with his staff parting to see? I'm like, dude, that sounds like magic to me. Chemistry is just potion making. Science is a form of magic if you really think about it. People suck and add a beer. So he's home with a booby on top give it a titty twister and it pops off just like that honestly this is a fun little gag gift for your beer or soda pop drinking needs 10 out of 10 pretty funny shit I mean if you got an immature sense of humor you'll chuckle at it if you're a tight ass and probably like oh well I never got to matters drinking a beer out of a baby oh my god do you like this content subscribe for more, like a cepa's turning dirty 30 of the cinema booby you can drink beer with. That's, that seems oddly appropriate. Now if you like this content subscribe for more hit the like button. How much are back on but they're approved only? So what to do? How much are back on but they're approved only? best way to do it. The booby beer cover. That's obnoxious. It's no more obnoxious than the penis-shaped drinking straws that she would get. Definitely something you'd see at Spencer's Gifts. It's just got that, you know, I'm saying. You go into Spencer's and there's like a bunch of pot related shit and there's some share with penises and boobs and there's a couple of beer and jacquila shits and they got spikes and nail polish. It's like goth when you're in college. Hot topic is like goth when you're in junior high. Okay, that's… I didn't mean to make that joke, that was bad. And I'm not talking shit, that's the fucking truth, because you're just like, hey man. If Spencer's don't have an hot topic mine, and who gives a fuck if people call you a mall, goth or what have you. That's just it's pretentious shit like that. So I sent me a video of hey Cobra this person was like four subscribers reacted to your videos from a real goth perspective and I just laughed. I'm like that's the pretentious dumb shit that I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying? If God is about being non-conforming, then every God's copying each other's style doesn't seem very like what? That's why there's different styles of God. But that's beside the fucking point. But you know what I'm saying? Like even a community where it's about just getting along and you know what I'm saying? It's stupid. Oh you don't wear the same eye liner that I listen to. So you're not goth. And that's the kind of crap I'm like did stop. Yeah how many fucking goths have done the emos and seen whatever the fuck you would… You know what I'm saying? And that was just holy crap, growing up with that. That was just like prehistoric-historic stupronos today. Now you got people who identify as a god damn attack helicopter and I'm just like what's? You're an attack helicopter. Aren't you special? And then Goth evolved from Goth. And went from these people identifying as email and now they're identifying as attack helicopters. Holy shit! Okay, punk happened and then Goth evolved from pock and the emo evolved from goth. Scene evolved from emo and that's how that happens. This culture and music influencing each other man. And people are calling it to the posers and shit just like dude. Why? It's stupid? It's fucking stupid! I got called a poser because I was in the cradle of filth, and I'm like Okay, that's your opinion. You like a different band. That's cool man. It's about music. These movements aren't'm saying? Punk, email, God scene, whatever. It's all movement of music in the music scene. So who gives a fun? Let's your opinion, okay, you want to give someone shit because they listen to Green Day. Okay, that's your opinion. I think it's just subject to taste. And speaking of being subject to taste, there's some people who are like, oh hey, rock and roll are so underground these days. I'm You know, look at you miss to show off with your PC Wish Whirlock custom pinned revenge series guitar. Now the pooby-bear topper would recommend the adult gag gift effect is a full swing would recommend. That's a follow gag gift Definitely not appropriate for a certain audience. I mean you can stick it on your Mountain Dew can. Be like oh shit! Titty is a leak Mountain Dew. That'd be a rednext stream wouldn't it? Okay Cobra calm down. Anyways, thanks for watching the video. Wrecking out of a booby beer can, that was ridiculous. I'll get you cool cobra's greeting.