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Blaze Monster challange

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What is up YouTube? Got you on Quick Time Player? Making a quick video for YouTube? Well, I don't know how quick it's going to be, but I also got you on Facebook Live. bag of Doritos blaze. Now the slogan on this says it's like licking a volcano. Of course, I love Gerido's, that's my favorite chip of all time, Nacho Cheese is my jam. I like Cool Ranch, they're all right, but Nacho Cheese is by far the original Gerido's favorite flavor. And today's challenge on YouTube is the Gerritos Monster Blaze Challenge. We call it the Monster Blaze Challenge because this is going to involve eating a whole bag of Gerritos Blaze and then chugging a monster. though the rules are pretty simple you get a big old bag of Gerido's Blaze, eat the entire bag and then you try to chuck the monster. Those are pretty simple. You get a big old bag of gerrinos, blaze. Eat the entire bag, and then you try to chuck the monster. I like spicy food. And this caught my eye in the store when I was getting supplies to make another batch of wands. Oh yeah, let's open it up. Whoooee! Yeah! Now check this out. They definitely filled this bag up something proper like half of it's… Okay, a little longer half is air, but the rest of it's pretty much chips. Oh, dude, look at those, look at those spicy bastards. Fresh initial pull, just smelling them. They definitely smell like they got some heat on. Yeah buddy. So for today's YouTube challenge I'm also going to film it on Facebook. I eat the entire bag of Gerido's Blaze and then Chuck a Monster. of gerrinos blazed and then chug a monster. So let's see how gerrinos blazed really does. Hmm. Hmm. I'll eat just one… Hmm…… I'll eat just one before I start the challenge. Let the heat sink in. Right off the bat. These are fucking tasty. Fried-o-a-a-a-a-chips. These chips are bomb. I like the flavor on them. Really good. Not too spicy either. At least not for me. Mmm. Oh yeah. Doob. Challenge time baby. Let's get into it. Here we go. This is what I like. Mmm. I tried the jhollipino gerrinos, those are pretty good, but they didn't have that much heat on them. These, oh yeah, they have a nice snackable heat, I like it. Now I'm not sponsored by Friedo lay but I love gerrinos. Whoa. Ship was trying to escape I don't think so. Here's a cross section of that delicious bag. Whooee! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, dude. These Doritos get the Gothic King Cobra seal of approval. They're nice and spicy. But not too spicy. Of course, my palate for spicy food is going to be a lot different than your palate. So if you're sensitive to spicy food, don't eat these. Mmm, so good. Gerritos monster blaze challenge and entire bag of blaze Dorritos and then chug a monster yeah Yo! No puns intended, but these chips are fire. Straight up, these chips are fire. They got a nice little heat on them, the heat on them, nice little kick, the flavor, oh dude. That flavor is crazy good. Now I do apologize if I'm making you crave junk food but… Mmm. Now when I buy these gerrinos again, absolutely. Dude, this flavor of gerrinos, gerrinos blaze, they rock. Mmm. Hot enough to clear out your sinus is just a little bit. I like it. I like it a lot. Oh yeah. I wouldn't say it's like licking a volcano but they're definitely pretty spicy. They're not too spicy though, at least not for me. though, at least not for me. But definitely, you can definitely feel the heat after eating a couple. And you know what the sick part is? Is these gerritos, these look like regular gerritos. So if you pull these in a bowl and say, hey man, I want some gerritos, fuck yeah, I only took a mouthful, you know what I'm saying? And if they're not used to spicy, they're gonna be like, oh, what the hell? I'll. If you like spicy you'll like these if you like spicy you'll like these Not really trying to eat this entire bag in a short amount of time, just trying to finish it. YouTube loves spicy food challenges so give them what they want. I can't touch that monster or open it until this entire bag is gone. So… I got a good deal on Gerido's disease. Hmm. I got a good deal on lawn supplies at Walmart today, so… Gerritos disease. It's all over my fingers. Hmm. Lewis Snyder says, what do you rate the hotness on a scale of 1 to 10? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Between like a 5 and a 6. Maybe a 4. Maybe a 4. 4 or 5 6 Depending on how sensitive you are the spicy for me. This is a 4 sciences and make you sweat a little bit. You should for so good though. Now as good as the original dreidos but I can get down with these. Mm. Oh, that Papa John's pepper, you ask? Don picked and says, what do you rate that Papa John's pepper, you ask? Don picked and says, what do you rate that Papa John's pepper? says, what do you rate that Papa John's pepper? That's also really good but who? Oh no shit! Ash wager says don't touch your trouser cobra with those Doritos cheese staying on your fingers. Yo no shit. Oh yeah Mm-hmm This is a respectable challenge. He's got some heat on him. I like it. You don't need hot sauce or plenty spicy. Yeah, I am. Don Pickton says, man, you're really going ham on them chips. You already know. These chips are right now I'm doing the Blaze Monster Challenge or the Monster… the Monster Blaze Challenge yeah. Yeah People on Facebook are asking questions YouTube. questions, you too. Why not? That's something to consider when I go to make that burger one of these days. Yeah. Yeah. You're just tuning in to Facebook live. I'm eating a whole bag of Gerito's Blaze for YouTube. crazy spicy food challenge. I can see the bottom of the bag. Look at that Facebook. That bag's almost gone. back and boldly today folks I made a weed joke. Blaze up. Hmm. I don't see a CJ, I don't know. One whole bag of Gerido's Blaze smashed on camera for your sick entertainment. It's like licking a volcano. Huh. I wouldn't say it's like looking a volcano. But, after eating a whole bag of these, my tongue's kind of numb and from the heat. I love it. I love it. I'll. It's definitely a dank-ass challenge. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know get back here Not a single gerrito is getting wasted here. Look at that YouTube and Facebook, there's in the bad YouTube and Facebook. Okay. Hold on, last bit. Hold on, last bit. Did it, smashed a whole bag. Licked my fingers real quick. Got pipe ash over my hand, I don't care. Oh man. Holy shit Facebook and YouTube, that's a challenge. The noodles had a little stink on them. I mean noodles, or chips. I was thinking of the… I was thinking of the spicy ramen noodles, I don't know why I said that but… Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh it's a little bad man. Oh man, that whole bag was nuts. I try to try a monster after eating all that all in chips is also a challenge. Because of all the salt, it's all in chips. Because of all the salt, it's all in chips. If your mouth is used to spicy and salty, that's gonna be a shock for your mouth. Like, holy shit, you go from spicy salt into really sweet. My tongue definitely feels like it's on fire. Oh man. Oh man. Finish one monster after you finish one giant bag like that of Gerido's Blaze and that's the monster Blaze challenge. Oh, Oh, man. Whoo man. Oh man, I'm not looking forward to pooping that out later but… for years sick entertainment. I should call it that. Because monster blaze challenge sounds like a… Sounds like a god damn challenge for smoking weed or some shit. That's why I call it the Blaze monster challenge. Oh man, my tummy is definitely feeling full. Almost done with a can. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Holy shitballs. Oh. Oh. Oh. Someone in Facebook chat was like, dude, you're not human. Strangely enough? Strangely enough, that's the one thing I forgot. I have enough fill up paper to get me through for a couple more days, so I'm not worried about it. Which will… Whoi. challenge. Oh man. Oh man. Oh that monster definitely did help a little bit. A lot of the heats, a lot of the heat from that chips is in my sinuses. Like my face in the top of my head. My scalp and my face are the top of my head. My scalp and my face are got the spicy tingles going on. And um, who, who we, who we, I don't know the victory smoke after that. I found the liner that was missing. It was in my pocket. I'm like, nope, I want to push through this for my 7,000 plus subscribers. So I see all these younger millennials doing stupid shit for YouTube and I'm like, dude, you want a fucking challenge for YouTube. doing stupid shit for YouTube and I'm like dude you want a fucking challenge for YouTube there you go fuck eating tide pods fuck snorting condoms fuck spraying yourself with the axe can until you get a nitrous burn like who does you know there is a challenge for you I completed it's a nitrous burn like who does… You know, there is a challenge for you. I completed it. Let's see if you can do it. Like, I couldn't believe my ears and eyes when I was seeing these kids taking deodorant spray and nitrous burning themselves with it for YouTube. Like, what? Okay, if you want to burn yourself for a YouTube challenge, that isn't dangerous. I just gave you a challenge right there and I completed it too. The reason why I said chucking the monster is optional because as soon as you, at that first sip of monster my mouth was like, whoa, holy crap. I went from spicy, salty to cold and sweet and sugar and refreshing and carbonated. So kudos are free to lay for making gerrinos of course and if you have not tried the new gerrinos blaze if you like spicy then you'll like gerrinos blaze. If you like spicy then you'll like Gerritos Blaze. They got a nice little heat on them. I know I haven't posted a video on YouTube and quite some time, so it'll be a nice little spicy YouTube challenge. Spicy YouTube challenge. Let me tell you something. On a side note, every chick, I'm near, says I smell really good. I'm telling you folks, that soap that I got, man, I'm ordering more of that when I run out. That's how awesome that soap is. That Bond Tactical Soap. It's a company over in North Carolina that makes it. I'm telling you that Bond tactical soap is the bees knees. I'll shower with it. Ooh. I smell good. Ah, victory smoke. for completing the Blaze Monster Challenge. This is Dark Horse, this was the other bag of pipe tobacco that was sent to me recently. And I'm the person who sent them to me was like, they'd be cool if you could do a review on them. And I can definitely do that. I like Dark Horse, That's good pipe tobacco. It's regular pipe tobacco, regular flavor I should say. I definitely taste like cigarette tobacco. You know what I'm saying? It's got that cigarette tobacco taste. But it doesn't taste as chemically as traditional cigarettes do. Like I can taste the tobacco more than I can taste anything else. Dana Smith asks, Josh, how are you able to eat all that junk food and stay buffed? Do you work out? Nope, I don't work out. I'm just naturally well built. You see these assholes, you see these assholes who go to the gym to maintain their muscles and I'm over here eating junk food like it's no one's business. And I'm just naturally well built. See my muscles on my arms? That's all natural. You know what I'm saying? You don't need to have definition in your arms for them to be big. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's also naturally ripped. Like, my muscular genetics come from my dad and my mom, my biological mom's brothers, are naturally beefy. You know what I'm saying? So, Yeah. Nope. Ben Dobbins? I don't. Fuck steroids. Well YouTube, thank you for watching me bust out a bombass challenge I'll catch you cool covers on the flip side

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