transcripts:clock_tower_on_family_guy_with_sam_elliot_as_mayor_adam_west

Clock Tower on Family Guy with Sam Elliot as mayor Adam West

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What the hell is he doing? He's doing what he does every father's day, waiting to shoot his dad. Every year he stands under that there clock tower at high noon, waiting to duel his father. Old West, who abandoned the family, and become an outlaw. The promise he made to himself when he was just a boy. A promise his mother asked him to keep on her deathbed. Pain for pain, she said. So every year Wild West waits right there for his father to show. But every year, his father never does. His mouth is very wet. Hmm. Well, if he's just waiting there, now seems like a good time to ask him some chit-chatty questions. Hey. I'll run a small business. I'm looking for a new paper shredder. I can never find one that lasts. Any recommendations? Are you using lubricator sheets? Buy lubricator sheets. Using every 500 pages. You have a brand you use? Newova. Mooova? Newova. That's what I said, mooova. It's newova, with an n. An n? And n….. And in? N? N? Just spell it? I'll write it down. N. You're Joe from Joe's Gold. Guilty as charged. Your hello fresh promo code doesn't work. No, we don't have any sponsors. I just made that up.

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