transcripts:coney_island_hard_root_beer_review

Coney Island hard root beer review

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What up YouTube? I do apologize for dropping the camera like that at the start of the video but we'll set the camera down all right. We'll quickly just real quickly I want to do a drink review. Kooni Island hard root beer. I'm doing this live on Facebook too so y'all can see it. Yeah. Now this Cune Island roofier, it needs a bottle opener. I got two bottle openers. I got this one. And of course I got this one. And of course I got this one. This one. This came with my drink of choice. I bought a bottle of Tennessee honey. Jack Daniel's Tennessee honey whiskey is my drink of choice. I bought a bottle and it came with a bottle opener key chain. In the shape of a god damn guitar of all things. But… tar of all things. But I was good to have a backup. There we go. This year is Kooni Island hard root beer which is basically alcoholic group beer. I already had one of these. and then after the one I had before I had a hard root beer which is basically alcoholic group beer. I already had one of these and then after the one I had before I also drank a 23 ounce glass of Guinness mixed it with a shot a Mountain Dew and a shot a patron black mixed into a 23 ounce glass of Guinness. That shit was tasty. This shit right here let's give it a swig Facebook not sponsored It's not sponsored this is my own personal opinion. I am not sponsored by Cooney Island root beer a Coney Island however you pronounce it this Coney Island root beer is the bees knees this right here sipping good stuff right here Now I bought a six pack for me and somewhere to share while I would do a little bit of ghost hunting. You know what I'm saying? I've already had one, so, you know. Getting the party started right. Hmm. I'm serious. Cooney Island, that's where it's at. They also have the not your dad's root beer and stuff like that. Those are also really good. But hard root beer in general is just pretty fucking good shit, YouTube. I don't give a fuck. You buy a six-pack of these and you got you and a buddy drinking a six pack gets you both going pretty good you know I drink four or five of these once in one sitting four or five I literally had four to five of these in one sitting and I got a little too drunk and I ended up calling a cab home. That's all drunk I was. Although to be fair I was drinking quite heavily when I got off of work that day. And I brought a six pack over to my buddy's house and my buddy just turned 21 and the shitty part is he doesn't have a fucking ID. You know what I'm saying? That's just beyond sucky dude. and the shitty island root beer is pretty good stuff from on and… You know what I'm saying? Like, that's just beyond sucky dude, you know? But he's working on getting his ID. So… But yeah, this, uh, this Coney Island root beer is pretty good stuff, Mon. Mmm. Now what does it taste like? It tastes like straight up root beer. It tastes like any other ordinary root beer that you would buy at the store in a plastic bottle. It straight up tastes like root beer soda, but you pounded a couple of these cooney islands back and I guarantee you you'll be saying to yourself wait a second I see why they call it hard root beer because there's a little bit of alcohol in these. I don't think the percentage of these is very strong. Now compared to the Lord Calvary that I was drinking for the past couple of days, this stuff is actually a lot softer but it still has a little bit of alcohol in it. So underage consumption not permitted. I don't support underage drinking. Any of my fans who are not quite old enough to drink, I would encourage you to wait until you're old enough. It's less hassle in your life, trust and believe. If you get caught with a minor in possession, doesn't matter if it's tobacco or alcohol, it can make your life that much more difficult. So if you get caught with a minor in possession it doesn't matter if it's tobacco or alcohol it can make your life that much more difficult. So if you want to enjoy tobacco and alcohol because you see someone you look up to on YouTube such as myself doing it, I would encourage you to wait until you're old enough to drink and smoke before you actually decide to do it. I don't encourage, like Lord King Cobra said at first, I don't encourage, I do not, I repeat, do not encourage, any of my underage fans to drink or smoke. You know, if you're going to enjoy tobacco and alcohol. It's smarter to wait until you're old enough. It's less headache on you. First you've got to find somebody who's willing to buy it for you. Then you've got to be all sneaky about it and go sneaking it and shit. And then, yeah, and what a pain in the ass, you know what I'm saying?, wait till you're old enough, you know what I'm saying? You 21st birthday, you start off things with a fucking Mountain Dew and Blue Moon, you know. I bought 23 ounce glass again and had a shot of Mountain Dew and a shot of pachron black mixed with it into the same glass and that beer tasted beyond fucking delicious. I had that right after I drank one of these already so I'm already feeling pretty buzzed. I wouldn't say I'm drunker tipsy but I'm definitely feeling a good buzz. And this Cooney Island root beer is pretty good YouTube. If you ever get a chance to check these fine folks out, check out their amazing product. If you're an adult and you wanted to make root beer floats for the hot summer, you take some Cooney Island root beer and some root beer shnops, some vanilla ice cream, a little bit of Jack Daniels, Tennessee honey, and some birthday cake vodka and you mix that all into one fucking glass. I guarantee you all the flavors of that will be danced on your taste, but I say, that's good. That's real good. Yeah, it takes like a good three or four of these for me to really start feeling it. I mean, I'll start feeling it after like the first two plus the root beer cocktail that I had earlier, mind you. But like three or four of these and I'm definitely cop on a good buzz after that. As always, when you're drinking, be smart, don't do anything stupid. Hang out, have a good time, chill out with peeps, you know what I'm saying? Chill out with your people, have a good time, relax, whatever, but… The thing if it is, you don't want to fucking… just straight up… go ham, drink a bunch of alcohol, and then make bad decisions. Fuck that. Be smart when you drink, and you'll be amazed how much fun in your life will be. You know, and that's a leaf out of my book. When I drink and have a good time, I don't do stupid shit. Doing stupid shit while you're drunk, especially if you get caught while intoxicated. I just make sure I have that much worse, you know what I'm saying? I keep my nose clean, I don't have any arrest records, no warrants, nothing in this town. And that's why cops don't fuck with me. Like, okay, one, he has Aspergers, and two, he doesn't have any arrest record, he doesn't have any warrants, and he stays out of trouble, he doesn't, he doesn't because he doesn't because he doesn't because he doesn't because he doesn't because he doesn't because he doesn't because he's and two he doesn't have any arrest record he doesn't have any warrants and he stays out of trouble he doesn't he doesn't become a public nuisance or any of that shit he just you know sticks to his ways and keeps out of trouble you know I'm saying yeah any citizen that makes a cop's job that much easier by staying out of trouble. Guarantee you, they ain't gonna fuck with you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You already know what's up Facebook?… You already know what's up Facebook? Sippered on some Cooney Island. That's delicious shit. Thank you for watching my, um, drink review. I'll definitely catch you cool cobras on the flip side YouTube.

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