Original Video: Conjuring a thunder storm

Almighty Thunder flash! Let's turn on a light off, come forth to me, on this video I film on my phone. Almighty Thunder, pounding outside, strike for me loud on camera, please. Come forth. And boom! And boom! Almighty Thunder Flash! Let's turn the line off so we can see it, YouTube. Okay, watch this YouTube. Gothic King Cobour playing with thunder and lightning. Because I can. Almighty Thunder! Oh mighty thunder! I got the camera pulling at my window, you watching this shit YouTube? You see that? Boom! Thunder come forth. Boom! I love conjuring thunderstorms. With plenty of rain. You're witnessing real magic YouTube. I'm taking my magic wand. I'm pointing it at my window. And that thunder's been booming for a minute now. I got hungry, made myself a snack. I got hungry, made myself a snack, got some lemon noodles with some bacon ranch and some Tony seasoning. Now, I'm watching Seriously Strange on YouTube. for a YouTube video. Now one Youtuber did suggest using 20 seasoning, but I've been using 20 seasoning in my food for a long time, so yeah. I'm gonna wave this wand some more. Come forth all mighty thunder. Grace us with your presence. Come forth almighty thunder. Photo Booth is being glitchy as fuck, so I'm going to use my phone to record this video from inside my apartment. Good old King Cobra, fucking with magic. I love it! Oh mighty rain, oh mighty rain coming down upon us on. Thunder booming like the fiery canons of hell. Lightning striking like a cobra swive through the night. Oh mighty ring, cleansing mother of all her sorrow. Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, oh my money, thunder, boom. Oh, YouTube, I can smell the rain. It smells lovely. I love the smell of a good thunderstorm with rain. Oh, it's beautiful. I love conjuring this shit. So if there's water on the camera lens, oh yeah, you can kind of see it. I got, I got the rain coming through the screen and hitting the camera lens a little bit. But yeah, just, just sitting here conjure, like a thunderstorm. Point my wand up the window here, got rain hitting me in the face, Mmm, that rain smells good. How's this for a YouTube video, YouTube? I'm going to upload this video to my desktop and then from my desktop to YouTube. So I'll burn out my phone data, uploading videos. Boom for us thunder. Come for us, Almighty Thunder. My wand calls to you thunder. Boom for us, Almighty Thunder. My wand calls to you Thunder. Boom for us on camera. Almighty Thunder, I call upon it in my hand right here. Yeah. And I'm literally pointing my wand out the window of my apartment. I could smell rain coming through my apartment window. The smell of rain is exquisite. In fact, I'm only going to just turn this fan off right here real quick. look at the burger overpowering the apartment and had the window wide open. Hey YouTube can you hear that rain? on the windows celebrate. Right, right here. Okay. Just for a second, so we can… Hopefully, we can want back up. Yes, pointing out the window, as soon as they pointed out the window, look at that. Oh, nothing out of the ordinary here, just King Cobra flexing his powers, you know, nothing out of the ordinary. Thunderstorms are my specialty, YouTube. I got a couple of good close-ups of that. Sit back down in my chair and I can still see it from this angle. A little bit. There's a truing white back on. Oh, that's the kitchen light. Let's go. There you go. I see I can conjure a thunderstorm. There's your fucking proof people. Magic is real. Oh, so real. The smell of rain in my apartment, boom! Shaka, Laka. But concentrating all my energy right now, around me, into this thunderstorm. Yes. I'm going to point my wand Add some more here and hold the camera up, put my wand down it out the window while I hold the camera here. Or try too anyway. There we go. But the camera pointed at it with the wand pointed at it. I want to grab myself something to eat here. Rum and noodles with bacon ranch and a little bit of Tony seasoning. No, I was just getting hungry a little bit more hungry than I already was. The burger wasn't enough so I fucking made myself a couple of these ramen noodles and I decided to conjure a thunderstorm and make a video about it. I mean you Christians sit there and fucking church every Sunday praying to God. That doesn't do shit. This right here, my belief system, there's proof right here that it exists. I don't worship some unseen sky god. I worship myself unseen sky god. I worship myself as a god. So I'm continue your wake in this fine hour. I release thee into the sky. Do as I will, striking, booming, clashing, poor that mighty rain. Oh mighty rain, oh mighty rain, cleansing mother earth of all her sorrow. Oh mighty rain coming down upon us on us. cleansing mother's sorrow. Oh mighty rain coming down upon us all. Sommed up booming like the fiery canns of hell. Lightning clashing and striking like a cobra swift through the night. I messed up on it a little bit, but it's still going. Oh, mighty rain coming down upon us all. Thunder booming like the fiery canons of hell. Lightning striking like a cobur swiff through the nights. Almighty rain, cleansing Mother Earth of all her sorrow. All right. Well, right now, my phone is about to die, and this is such a good video I don't want to lose it so what I'm going to do. grab my phone charger and plug the phone in. Oh YouTube! Listen to that Oh Mighty Thunderstone and I Conjad. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to plug my phone in while the video is still recording to my charger here. All right. How's it going, tubes? All right. So I'll to set the camera down. We'll listen to this thunderstorm. Set the camera down. We'll listen to my handiwork. Well listen to my handiwork. We'll sit here, listen to my thunderstorm, I'll munch out on some ramen. Yeah. I had just a little bit of bacon ranch to it, just a little bit to get some creaminess. That bacon ranch is working with that. Rama Nural. The bacon ranch in the Tony's definitely compliments to this ramen nicely. Behold the mighty power of King Cobra. Oh, that's just jash. It is autism. Screw you! There's a thunderstorm going on outside right now. I focus on making it as warm as possible. But during the springtime, a lot of snow is gone, weather warms up, I'm like, bring on the spring thunderstorms. 60 plus degree weather with just a beautiful sweet-smelling rain. Mm. Magnificent. We think I could take artists of the witches for this beautiful thunderstorm. I think Mother Nature for the Thunderstorm, I think Mother Nature for the thunderstorm she is bestowed upon us. And we thank Mother Earth for our lives of thunderstorm to occur. A Vaud lucifer, Amen. We need the raining casper right about now. It helps keep the plant life in casper. It helps keep the plant life in casper nice and fresh. Well, Well, Another cup with this Romonieurle I can have for a later for a snack. But… Between that triple burger that I had and I sauteed my lettuce, my onions, my pickles, didn't have cheese, but it was still good. That was a good sounding thunderstorm and still kind of going. Kind of would be an understatement. It's raining cats and dogs outside. Just another normal day for King Cove, we're at conjuring thunderstorms and eating some ramen noodles YouTube. They're so, rama noodles are so easy to make and so delicious. And cheap, you know, they're tasty. I don't know about nutritious. They've probably got a lot of sodium in them, but fuck it. I got some fucking Jesus freak coming up to me and going. Can I talk to you about Jesus today? No thank you. I practice black magic. Even though I was born under the goat's head. Boom. Even though I was born in Aries underneath the fire, my specialty seems to be thunderstorms. As weird as that sounds. What episode of Rob Dyke seriously strange am I watching? Seriously strange, number 84. Is his newest, seriously strange. This couple robins empty, I'll be right back. I'll grab myself some water. Put this fork in the sink, put the empty cup in the trash. I don't know how well you can hear it on camera right now, but I can definitely hear the rain hitting everything outside and it just sounds awesome. I got another glass of water and that was good. I do enjoy a good spring rain YouTube. It sounds marvelous. I do enjoy a good spring rain, YouTube. It sounds marvelous. I'm always telling people I can conjure thunderstorms and to be able to catch the proof on cameras I point my wand out the window and thunder striking at the very point of my wand. All right now it's striking at random. But literally you saw several times at the point of my wand. Thunder would clap at the point of my wand. As I pointed it out my window, out my window. It's one thing to say that you practice magic. It's another thing to actually be able to prove it, physically prove it on camera. Oh yes, there's some tobacco in my pipe still. Oh yes, there's some tobacco in my pipe still. Marvelous. Oh, oh. A triple burger. Marvellas! Oh. Oh. A triple burger with saunted lettuce pickles and onions. Toasted on a hamburger bun that was toasted with some tonies, a little bit of tone's in the burger patty. And of course, a little bit of Tony seasoning on the saunted vegetables. Yeah. I think between that triple burger and that cup of ramen that definitely hit the spot. Surprisingly when I cooked my burger, I didn't make a huge ass mess of the stove while making it. Go figure. But tomorrow, YouTube, I officially start my job. I'm all looking forward to it. This is going to be awesome making $10 an hour, working full-time with $1,400 every month in my back pocket. the good luck of my job. I conjured a thunderstorm. I remember on YouTube, I kept on saying something will come around. I kept on saying something to come around and I'll fall back onto my feet again. And I was right, was I not? Even if the YouTube trolls hadn't submitted false customer complaints to Wendy's International, I still would have gotten fired from Wendy's because, and I quote, they were remodeling their store. And after remodeling their store, they were remodeling their store. And after remodeling their store, they no longer needed a lobby attendant. Okay, that's just how you wanna run things, that's cool. But me personally, if I had my own fast food restaurant, I would pay someone to clean the lobby, because as a customer comes in and sits down you know and the lobby you have is clean you know what I'm just saying. Go and keep that window wide open. So all that pop tobacco just waffles on out the window. Just mine in its own business. Picture Patrick goes the rain. I've been messing with photo booth all day and it's been giving me video troubles. So from now on I'm just going to fucking use my phone to film videos. Upp load them to my desktop and then from my desktop to YouTube. So naturally the title of the video is conjuring a thunderstorm. There's, there is literally several things you cannot see on camera that you, that I do, several mental things that I do to make that happen. Calculating my thought pattern. It's a very complex process really. Conjuring a thunderstorm is difficult at first, but it becomes naturally easy once you learn how to do it afterwards. It's so much more than just pointing your wand at the sky and uttering an enchantment. So much more than that. You know the thing I ask myself, YouTube, is why is there so much? Is why is there so much………………itocracy a foot…… just it seems an abundant sources like this to be a cornucopia of idiocracy, afoot. And it's quite, quite irritating. I mean, there are some people who can't help it. They're just naturally stupid. And retarded, you know, they just… It's one thing if you can't help it, but if you can help it and you deliberately choose not to, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know there are some people out there who can't help their retardation. But then there's people who are being retarded on purpose and it's like, dude, come on. And people are like, oh, you shouldn't say the word retard, it's offensive. Aspy, spurred.. Oops.. like oh you shouldn't say the word retard it's offensive Asby spurred oops wait a minute Asby and spurred those sound like derogatory terms for people with Asperger syndrome asby bers S-B-S-B-S-B-S-B-S-S-B-N-S-S-B-S-B-S-B-S-B-R-T-S-B-R-T-S-B-E-T-S-B-E-T-S-S-B-S-I-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- functioning retardation then technically speaking you can still use that word. People with Aspergers tend to be very smart in certain subjects. So it's not retardation like… I like tuck-a-muck! It's why a lot of people who have Aspergers will either only hang out with people they know or get along with. And sometimes that's other people with Aspergers. And one of the cool things about having Aspergers is that if you do have it, you're not the only one. There are others like you.. You it, you're not the only one. There are others like you. You know, you don't have to feel like that you have to struggle through this alone, you know. There are millions of others out there just like you right now. And you know, you get out there and talk to these people, meet them, you know. I think there's a page on Facebook that I'm a part of. This Facebook group called Adults with Asperger Syndrome. And this is page on Facebook for people who have aspergers or people who know somebody who has aspergers and you know people post on it all the time I seldom post on it. I joined that Facebook group a while back because I was curious like you know to see if and how autism affected other people's lives if it did and if it did how it did you know and that's the cool thing about social media is you can learn about people's stories, you know. Oh, looks like my ashtray could use empty. I dug through my ashtray and squeezed out some cigarette tobacco into my pipe. Hold on a second. I'll be right back. Oh shit. One of my pipes found out on the train. Good thing it wasn't lit. So digging through your ashtray kills two birds with one stone get yourself a nicotine fix And it makes sure all your cigarette butts are out Never hurts to double check That rain is still going on nicely outside. I can hear it going. Spoking of the pipe and listening to a rainstorm. There is nothing quite like it, YouTube. Spoking on a fine tobacco out of your pipe and listening to a rainstorm. The smell of pipe to backin rain mixing in the air, dancing off your nostrils, telling stories of long ago and yesterday, and telling stories of a future yet not seen. Now the funny thing about this YouTube is it doesn't matter whether you believe in magic or not. It can still be used to affect you. No amount of praying to your Christian sky god can protect you against magic. But just because there is magic involved does not mean it's a bad thing. There is good magic and there is bad magic. Condering a little bit of spring rain so that's the scenery around here. It could be a little bit greener for spring is not a bad thing at told no no no no no is that some people, you know, some people will fear what they don't understand. And for a lot of individuals, it could be hard to understand the deeper concept of true magic. Some people might have a hard time believing. And yes, there are going to be skeptics out there and non-believers. But I say, let them disbelieve. Because every person is entitled to their own opinion. I believe in magic, therefore I conjure it. conjurates. And I usually spend all winter recharging my thunderstorm conjuring batteries so to speak. And I can devote my magic to other things as well, not just conjuring thunderstorms.