Original Video: Dank ass Pizza

One on with your fellow YouTubeers in honor of selling out my wants as quickly as they've been selling out. I'm doing a little simple gas station food hack for y'all's right now on YouTube and Facebook live. Yeah. One second. for y'all right now on YouTube and Facebook lives. Yeah. One second. We got this righteous pizza stone. Now we're going to heat up the oven to 420 degrees. Now once it gets to that magical temperature, he's going to make it… Food hack. Take a Timstone pepperoni pizza original. I'll. Now that we have our tombstone pepperoni pizza with the cardboard underneath for extra cooking assistance on our pizza stone. Let's address this pizza and make it. What's the word? More junk foodie, yes. We got some old-trappah. Old-fashioned beef jerky. Wow! Making some dang-gaz pizza, using food you can find at the gas station, that's the challenge. And I think we can pull this off. All of a second. I'll. Old Trappa, beef jerky, exquisite taste. But we ain't done just yet. This frozen pizza has to go on a bit more journey's nice and pretty on the pizza. Just like that. Got some Dorito's Nacho Cheese. How much you want to bet? This is the one on top of the pizza. Oh, you already know. I'll crunch them up in the hand. YouTube. I'll crunch them up in the hand. YouTube showing you how to make dang pizza just using some simple gas station food. One more crunch, a bunch of burritos should do it. Pooh! Okay. Sprithes, yeah, there's a perfect amount of chips right there. Spread these crushed up deliciousness all over the pizza. Beautiful. This sex of goodness is being put up for later. Oh, show the logo. Snack and strong. Oh, sure, logo. Snack and strong. Now, in the time it took us to craft, this gas station food masterpiece right here. Taking chips and jerky that she could buy from any sort of gas station and putting them on top of a tombstone pepperoni pizza. Yeah, I'm a little bit drunk, but you know what? It's a food hack for y'all sick entertainment. We have jerky bacon uritos. Let's hit this bitch with some motherfucking seasoning. The oven's preheated. Which is good. We need some seasoning. Tony's show that logo. Just a little bit of that. seasoning is optional but there's a nice healthy amount of seasoning. Now we're going to take our delicious jerky and gerrietos, covered pizza. Mmm. My haters, some of the season. Doritos covered pizza. My hat was seasoning. This goes in the oven for 18 minutes. I'll get that set. Lid back on the Tony's this back up as well. All right, she's crazy culprits. Stick around. We've got to do a gas station food hack for y'all. Showing y'all how to make some dank-as food. with three to four ingredients you could find at a regular gas station. It's going to be dank. Stick around YouTube. And of course Facebook. My last couple of ones sold out pretty quickly. Now I'm ready to get all kinds of money. The next couple of days. So I'm showing y'all on it. The next couple of days. The summer is showing you all on to make some dank gas munchies. Not only to celebrate, put the boost by channels count on subscriptions. I'm showing you how to make some dangas. I mean, so dang gas. Gas station munchy pizza that sends you skyrocketing in the flavor town. We're recording a YouTube video on a Facebook live video. Oh yeah, jerky, pizza now. Yeah, we have options god damage. So remain cool. While we cook up some dank out a delicious pizza. They're just turning into Facebook Live. I'm doing a quick little food hack for YouTube. Showing people how to make dank-ass pizza. Out of three to four basic ingredients that I found at my local gas station. Yeah. Some people can dig it…. at my local gas station. So… Some people can dig it. Some people are just like, this guy being obnoxious and cooking up junk food again. Depending on how you look at it. I am showing you how to make dank gas gas station pizza, your ordinary frozen pizza, and turning it into dink, deliciousness. So I'm still making a cooking video, whether you like it or not, these haters want to talk smack. Fuck them, dude. I got this other monster right here plus this one to finish. Yo. One sales are booming my quacko. Wandereder Flintzeflinen will be sent out next week. But whenever you add ingredients to your frozen pizza before you bake it, you devil increase the dankness value by about 10%. Adding some original beef jerky and some gerrinos. to go basicness value by about 10%. adding some original beef jerky and some gerrinos to a basic pepper on your frozen pizza. Yeah. Dank-ass pizza on the go. Because by the time I get that shit kind of just serving size. Oh. It's not the most delicious pizza but it's good enough to get the job done and then some. The kind of pizza you can munch out and play call it duty while munching out on because it's easy as piss to make. The same gas station you bought the monster from. You can more than likely if you have frozen pizza do what I'm doing right now which is baking a frozen pizza with crushed up nacho cheese dorinos and some original flavored beef jerky. And then like a couple of choice seasonings. Manifique. Game or food with a purpose. Game or food, game or food, not only is it game or food, but it's also junk food and soul food. All at once, you having a party of people coming over. And you want pizza, but you want something a bit more, you know. This is how you do it, you too. Facebook. Watch out. I left the cardboard underneath the pizza on purpose. That way it doesn't stick to the pizza pan. So when it stuck it in the oven, I know for a fact it ain't going to stick to the pizza pan. It might stick to the cardboard, but meh. That's easy to make it unstuck this is delicious junk food at its finest it's so easy to make game or fuel for the game are inside of you it's so easy to make game or fuel for the game are inside of you. It's the weekend, so let's get it popping. With those can of land, check up far that pizza looks good. There's 11 minutes left on cook time. But after getting it assembled with the perfect amount of potatoes and jerky, for 120 degrees, 18 minutes.. 420 degrees, 18 minutes. Let's see how it turns out. while waiting for this piece of the cookup. We got a monster. Java….. We got a monster Java junk food YouTube food review slash food hack. Let's grab that ring. crack open that caffeinated goodness. This monster is definitely happening. A definite gun of caffeine to knock over a small elephant. A definite gun of caffeine. gun of caffeine to knock over a small elephant all exaggerations aside. I'm showing you all how to make dank-ass pizza on a budget. You go to your local gas station. Buy a couple things you like so one on top of a frozen pizza, boom, there you go. All that cheese melted beneath the jerky and the gerinos sticking the final two toppings to the top of it beautifully Yeah Yeah. Delicious Gas Station Pizza, Game or Fuel. The kind of pizza you make when you got friends coming over, you want delivery quality but you don't want delivery price. See, amb up the taste. For food you don't want to waste because it's just that good. I'll show you how it's done son. brought to you in part by King Cobra JFS also known as Gossip Kinklubra that's my stage name don't wear it out Let's see how that pizza do one though. We got you see how that pizza is doing. Seven minutes left. Seven minutes left. Oh!. Oh my god. Seven minutes left on this delicious little food hack. Left on this dank-ass pizza. Seven minutes left on this dank-ass pizza. Seven minutes left on this delicious little food hack. taking ingredients left on this delicious little food hack, taking ingredients that I purchased from my local loaf and jug, which is a gas station pizza food hack for y'all sick entertainment. Boom. If you want around for the dangness earlier, you didn't see me assemble this pizza before. You're missing out, because you'll have to come back when the videos upload of it. Yeah. But now if you want some dank house delicious pizza when you're gaming out. This is the way to do it. That pizza looks and smells. It's fucking delicious dude. It's fucking delicious dude. Making some dank-ass munchies for y'all sick entertainment. Doing it on two different platforms, both for Facebook and YouTube. Yeah. some of y'all's. You playing your favorite games. Grand after our old call of duty, you know. I'm showing y'all on to make Dankas, frozen pizza, take your average chumstone frozen pizza, and ample out boom to the next level. Add a jerky and duetosos to it and your favorite seasoning. Boo. I'll show you how it's done, man. Yeah. Drink that monster and get your game on. And a toast to Cobra Craft Wands. Let's see, I let pizza do though. We've just gotten four minutes left. Oh, yeah. We've just gotten four minutes left. Oh, yeah. There is literally four minutes left on that. Oh yeah. There is literally four minutes left on that dank-ass pizza that I'd be cooking up for YouTube. Boom, keeping you updated on the dankness. This is my weird combination so might as well keep people up to date. Smugging a cool 100 because that's how I roll. The pizza looks and smells drink as fuck. We are amplifying this frozen pizza up to next level status. You're taking a frozen pizza and saying, okay, it's good. This frozen pizza and saying, okay it's good. This frozen pizza good, but we can make it a little bit better. Add some more flavor to it. Boom. Perfect time to grab a glass of water and chill in like another school rocks to our villain. Good enough caffeine to to the top surface. Most excellent. Game of fuel. That's what this is. Dankness. That's what this is. That's what this is. That's what this is. Dankness, that's what this is. I'm watching that cook time like a hark. I want to show you how to make dankness. Better watch it. Don't want to burn the pizza. It's the weekend. My batch of wine sold out like hot cakes. I spend the next couple of days processing the orders and getting them ready to ship out. So because I'm in a cell botany mood, let's do a dank-ass frozen pizza food hack. The kind you'd make, if you're about to, came out for a couple hours. Because that's the half. Let's take an examination of it right quick. 22 seconds baby. Took a couple of drags in my cigarette, put it out. Because it's about time to get that pizza out of the oven. Yeah. That's piece of smells and looks good. I'll look like pizza cool off after I cut it. I'll look like pizza cool off after I cut it. Yeah buddy. We cut it real quick. I'll. This is why I keep the cardboard on. Once you get it peeled away from that pizza, yeah buddy, nice and clean. Okay. Okay. You too. YouTube. Here is that pizza cut up into individual slices. Oh yeah. Now what I did was I cut it into four slices and then I cut those four slices. And then I cut those four slices into two slices a piece and got the pizza all cut up and divided. Might have burnt my hand a little bit making it, but, ph, there you go. Let it cool off a bit. Well, have a size of that. There you go. What did cool off a bit? We'll have a size of that pizza here in a second. Smoke the cigarette. some munchies. I got my last water. After a night of having a stiff drink, wasn't that much behind you, but enough. A delicious warm pizza definitely. So, it's the stomach, even if it's only a couple of bloody pieces. a couple of bloody pieces. And when you got 7,520 subscribers, what's the next big thing? You know, that's what I'm thinking. Making pizza. Obviously you can tell them all a bit drunk. But no sense denying it. I'm tip CES. The nerve-wracking part of making it look pretty and assembling it on camera is over. Now I'll let it cool off a bit before I grab a slice. Because keep in mind, because that pizza may beke because that pizza may or may not be. I'll let it cool off a bit before I grab a slice. Because keep in mind, as think as that pizza may or may not be, it's gonna be the hottest fuck coming out of the oven. So after you cut it up and get it detached, now what I did was very carefully, I took the pizza cutter and went around in the circle, cutting it free from the cardboard and then once it was cut free from the cardboard I slid it ever so delicately under the pizza stone through the cardboard away and cut it into a couple slices. First I went criss-cross and then I cut in between those slices and boom, there you go, that's how you make this dink. That's how you make this so-called dink as pizza. I've never actually tried this combination more than likely it's going to be dank of shit. But when you got 7,520 subscribers you got to keep them entertained. Making simple gas station food, food, a little bit tipsy. Okay, there's some entertainment factor to it. For one, I feel obnoxious and two, it smells good in my apartment. I'm sure the internet is anxiously awaiting the final results of such a crazy yet simply crude food hacked pizza. We'll get to it here in a second. You gotta let it cool off a bit makes it easier to eat. I've got it to a point where all I got to do is dish it up on a plate. And I did it without causing severe, without causing severe bodily harm to myself. slow accomplishment clap like no but on the for real though. considering the fact that I was a wee bit tipsy annually you were lying out three to four ingredients. tipsy. And you only were lying on three or four ingredients. I can give you a tank as pizza. Oh, that cool off a bit before he snacked a couple pieces up onto a plate. a toilet and a toilet and amping up the flavor quality. I mean come on. Okay. All right. Now just for the sake of YouTube let's snag up two pieces of this crazy food-hacked pizza and we'll eat some on camera to see how I did let it go off just a wee bit This is a piece without jerky just the gerrinos right off the back. And. And. Right off the bat. That's popping. Right off the bat. That's popping. Here's thing. You wanted some Doritos pizza with just a little bit of heat, but not Doritos blaze spicy, but just enough heat to warm your belly with flavor. Just enough heat. That's this pizza right here in a nutshell. That's this pizza right here. That's this pizza right here in a nutshell. I mean this is some good shit. You saw me make this is some good shit. You saw me make this is some good shit. You saw me make this. You saw me throw it together. Like no lie. Take some of the crumbs, the joledo crumbs, from the bowl, sprinkle it on top. Sure these people will go ham. With the dankness, there's a slice with some jerking on it. Oh, God damn. Oh, God damn. Oh, God damn. I'm not trying to toot my own. But this gas station pizza food hack is a bloody success. Sure requires a bowl or a plate to eat. But this pizza is some only packed for flavor, but it's not stupid greasy. It's not stupid greasy, but it is packed for flavor. This is some good beef jerky pizza. Look out. beef jerky pizza look out Man, get the fuck out of dodge. That's some good… Get the fuck out of dodge. Get the fuck out of dodge. That's some good frozen pizza. If you want to amp that to a next level, you add some bacon and some… make sure that bacon's pre-cooked before you put it on top of your pizza. Add a shit, turn more mozzarella cheese, and boom. You're rolling. But even without those two final ingredients, just the pepperoni pizza with a jerky and gerrinos in that seasoning. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Dankness is served. That's a take a couple of gas station ingredients. I'll throw some deliciousness together. I'll granted the Tony's and the Slappio Mama's cage and seasoning. The seasonings that I had on hand were not gas station bought. The big… the big-ass container of Tony's……………… The big-… the big-ass container of Tony's………… Slapio Mommas, seasonings, those two, those literally those two seasonings were sent by fans, but you get the picture. You get the picture. That pizza is a little bit messy, not too greasy, pack of flavor. You know, if you're looking to add up, people are like, oh, Tombstone Pizza again, okay, you know, surprise them a bit. Through some gerrinos and some jerky, what have you on there, you know. Think outside the border just a little bit. And it's definitely, I thought that was tasty, but that's just my personal opinion, you know. You want to throw some ramen on top of there and whatever, dude. You feel the kind of junk food that you like to eat on top of a pizza. Rammin noodles, Doritos, jerky you know think outside the border but the pizza the way I just made it just two slices not only is it filling but the dankness most excellent. Now all the wands on my Etsy store have sold out. I'll get the rest of the batch shipped next week. But for now thank you to those who have bought from Cob Craft Wands and those who choose to purchase from Cobra Craft Wands. Handmade Wands. Handmade, real magic wands. At an affordable price. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, YouTube. Thanks for watching. I'll get you cool copas on the flip side, yo. Yeah. Yeah.