Original Video: Datong is not a social Statis

What is up? YouTube with your boy King Cobra back at you with another video. Walking around town, enjoying the beautiful spring rain that I conjured. But yeah, it's your boy King Cobra JFS back at you with another video. Oh. I'll give a shout out to my buddy DJ who hooked me up with a cigarette and that's what's up. Oh yeah. I love the smell of spring rain, YouTube. I certainly do. And it wasn't raining too terribly hard so I'm like, you know if it ain't raining that hard why not walk outside and enjoy your handywork? And it wasn't raining too terribly hard, so I'm like, you know, if it ain't raining that hard, why not walk outside and enjoy your handywork? Oh man. This is the wand I have with me right now. Yeah buddy, rocking my favorite colors. I think, oh yeah, it's raining. Maybe I should bring my hoodie with me. And then as soon as I get outside, literally it slows down to a pitter. Hold on a second. There we go. But yeah, YouTube, I love conjuring rain. It's one of my specialties, especially in the springtime. And you cannot deny the delicious smell of spring rain. It's just……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… The delicious smell of spring rain is just fucking magnificent shit man. Yeah. I want to say a couple of things on this video before I get to my friend's house. I'll give you some advice on dating. Dating is like alcohol YouTube. I'll give you some advice on dating is like alcohol friend's house. I'll give you some advice on dating. Dating is like alcohol, YouTube. You should wait till you're the right age to enjoy it and you should enjoy it responsibly. Second thing I'm going to say. Okay. Now I'm not trying to get anyone's ID here but you see these? All over here? All the cars? Yeah. Okay. Why am I filming all these cars, you ask? To prove a point. YouTube, to prove a point. Because having a car is a social status. Having a car is a social status. Having your own apartment, having your own job. Having, you know, having a car, having your own job. These things are social statuses. Now one thing I just absolutely despise about the dating scene is the way humans use each other for sex and money. Like it's disgusting YouTube. I see the way humans treat each other on the dating scene and it just makes me sick to my fucking stomach. You know what I'm saying? YouTube? Like, get the fuck out of here with that shit. Now why do I say that things like owning a car and having a job or social status is? I say that because… Because… owning a car and having a job or social status. I say that because unfortunately YouTube, the human race has treated dating like a social status and I disagree with that 100%. Now why do I disagree with humans treating dating like a social status, much like having a car or having a job? Well let me light my cigarette and I'll tell you why I disagree with it. Smoken a cigarette in the rain, it doesn't get much more goth than that. There we go. Well, if I'm walking by the shore in a county high school, I should probably walk on the other side, just because I got this in my hand. I'll need a fucking cop stopping me and going, sir, are you smoking on school grounds? Let me see your idea, like, bitch, graduated in 2010. Suck my assburgers. But now the reason why I disagree with humans, treating dating like it's a social status, is because what you're doing is you're objectifying humans you're treating them like you would your car or your job like oh look at me look how you know and here's the thing you too is you don't have to have a job or a car to be happy in life but they make easier. And it's kind of the same with having a girlfriend. It's nice, but it's not required. And you get rejected all the time. It's very easy to not have very much trust. You know what I'm saying? So that's like when I'm biting my time here. Like, okay, wait for that right chick in that right moment, you know what I'm saying? But no, the way people treat dating is just disgusting, YouTube. People use each other for sex and money all the god damn time. And then they wonder why dating sucks so much. Well, huh? It's just like being on YouTube or social media. You know what I'm saying in that regards. If you want your dating experience, if you want your dating or social media experience to be pleasant, then this is a group effort by everyone. Watch this. See that crosswalk sign over there? Yeah. Give me walk sign. Come on. Walk sign. Give me walk sign. Give me walk sign. Huh. Fuck it, no one's crossing the street. Except me, so, yeah. I could be distracted right now because usually that works what first time I'll point you know. Sometimes when I'm distracted my magic doesn't work completely. But… But… But yeah, YouTube, stop treating dating. Stop treating dating like it's a fucking social status. Because what you're doing is you're objectifying human beings. And that ain't cool I mean it would help if I lived in a town that had less stuck up women in it but you know hey you want to live in a small town like Casper Wyoming and be a stuck up little skank that's your choice. No one's choosing yet to be like that. but it's like anybody you talked to any guy from Casper Wyoming they'll be like that. But it's like anybody, you talk to any guy, you talk to any guy from Casper Wyoming, they'll be like, this guy's preaching to the choir right here. And that's the thing I don't understand is, okay, that person's not your type, I understand that. But if the person's being nice about asking you out, how hard is it to return that same courtesy? We've all been there having people ask us out that we're not into. It's creepy and uncomfortable as fuck, right? We've all been there. Nobody likes getting hit on by people they don't find attractive. That's just a fact of life. I get that. polite, then why can't you be turned the same courtesy? You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm asking here, YouTube. Like, let them down gently if they're being nice, you know? Because for some of us, working up the courage to talk to that person we find attractive is not easy, you know? For a lot of guys out there, there were girls out there that they have a hard time talking to because, oh shit, that bitch is fine as hell and there's no way in hell she'd go out with me. That's usually the mentality that a lot of dudes have and… I'm here to tell you that mentality is smart for the most part, when it actually does happen. rejection before you even get it is the smart way to do it because it hurts less when it actually does happen. There's been times where I'm like, yeah I'd I'd go out with that shit. You know, I think, hey, you know. But I'll do more videos on this topic as the time goes on. But the first installment to this here little series, you know, the first installment to this here little series, you know… The first installment to this here YouTube series is giving you the basic information and kind of just speaking my mind, you know? Like I'm sick and tired of human beings treating, dating, like it's a social status. Oh, fuck that, YouTube. Owning a car. Owning your own house. Owning a car. Okay? Having a job. Make it something of yourself. Making that chatter to make your life better. Okay, these. These are social statuses. Making money, having a car, having your own job, having your own house. These are social statuses, YouTube. So why is it that people treat dating like it's a social status? Like, oh, look at me, I'm better than you. I have a girlfriend, you don't, it sucks to be you. People like that, it sucks to be you because I bet you you're just as unhappy in your relationship as anybody else is. Oh. to act like that their relationships perfect. It's this fake persona that couples put off when they're in public. But behind closed doors, they're just like the rest of us. Fighting over stupid shit. He said, she said, I'm right, you're wrong. God damn enjoyable. I mean it's 55 degrees. I love conjuring rain, yes I do. And a rider on springtime is when I start conjuring rain. And I'm quite good at it too. Ha ha! The evidence speaks for itself. And of course it stops raining when I'm walking to my friend's house, typical, right? But you know, hey. Hey. You can't trust people as far as you can throw them. That's from fucking sure. It's so hard to meet somebody who's real anymore. Like, I'm one of the realest motherfuckers you'll ever meet. But guess what, YouTube, being real gets you hated. Trust and believe. Don't be in a rush to go on on dates either. Don't be in a rush to go on on dates either. A lot of people… A lot of people are afraid to be alone the rest of their lives, so they rush out and they find the first person they can get, you know? It's very understandable to not want to be alone, I get that. But if you're in a rush to find companionship, I can guarantee you you're not going to be happy with your choice. 95% of the time. If you're in a to be happy with your choice. 95% of the time, 95% of the time, if you're in a rush to find love, it ain't going to be very long. It ain't going to last very long and you ain't going to be happy with it. 95% of the time, every time, guaranteed. If you think that just because… You think that just because your girlfriend's ugliest shit that no guy's going to try to steal her. Ha ha! You're funny! You think that just because your girlfriend's less attractive that some guy ain't gonna try to steal her. Yeah right. Anyways, thank you for watching, and I'll ask you with another video. Ladies, what's good? How you doing? Anyways, thank you for watching my little rant video. This thing's like, what, 16 minutes long, not too long.