Original Video: Doritos Loaded breakfast burger and food 4 thought

Good fine evening you two. I'm going to do a product review for you on the product. This is a zero fat probiotic drink. And basically what it is is rice milk. Give it a shake, try the foil off. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to give a shout out to Yolkolt Company for making this that's kind of interesting flavor to it it's kind of its own unique flavor to it I happen to have another one right here we'll shake it up If you drink anywhere from like two to four of these a day, it's designed to balance out your immune system. So drinking this probiotic rice milk is actually quite good for you. That's a lot of health benefits to it. And a homeboy Scotty had some of health benefits to it. And homeboy Scottie had some of these and he was like, you want to try some of these? I'm like, yeah, sure, why the fuck not? And he gave me two to take home for a YouTube review. and I had two earlier, I used to be like four within a couple hour time span It's got this delicious sweet, Yogody, like, vanilla yogurt, tapioca, pudding almost like taste to it. Yeah, I taste like, vanilla, tapioca pudding, with like a hint of lemon, it's really sweet. I like this product. This product gets the King Cobra seal of approval. I know some of my fans across the world might have this product over in Asia as this is rice milk. I don't know. If you do have this product over in your neck of the woods, give it a try, like this is good stuff. Mmm. Mmm. But yeah, this is the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, Eelkoltz. Drink. Come in like miniature bottles. They're a little bit bigger than the five hour energy shots My only complaint is that the bottle's not a little bit bigger Like if these came if these came in a product in the bottles like this tall, you know what I'm saying? And you paid a little bit extra for it? Yeah, I pay a little bit extra. If it came in a bottle this tall, instead of this tall, the thing is though, making rice milk is a pain in the ass. It takes a lot of time. It's very tedious, and there's a lot of processes. So, understandable why the bottle is this small. However, if you're looking at a vegan option, this rice milk is a lot healthier for you than almond milk. In the long run, and in my opinion, it tastes way better. So, if you wanted a couple bowls of cereal and you had some of this rice milk with you, you know, you took like three or four of these defelible of cereal to start your day off and you drink all the milk afterwards, yeah, most definitely, it balances out your immune system. So yeah, these are actually really healthy for you, believe it or not. You could throw these into a hemp smoothie and you start your morning off, you know, if you got a hemp seed smoothie. Like say you get up in the morning and you throw in a little bit of Greek yogurt, some peanut and peanut, some peanut butter. So, you get up in the morning and you throw in a little bit of Greek yogurt, some peanut butter, some bananas, maybe like half a scoop of vanilla ice cream and some ice and some ham seeds. And a couple of these a couple of these freaking rice milk probionic drinks like three or four or five or six or seven of them into the blender with your mixture and then you you throw on a little bit of this rice wines and you throw in like a dessert sake to go with it just like a little bit of dessert sake you throw it in there a little bit of that dessert sock like how they have dessert wines and shit like you take out like a really sweet-tasting sake which is a rice wine basically and you mix them with your your hemp seeds and your rice milk the half that scuba has come in that ice and you know the peanut butter the banana some more fat Greek yogurt boom you got like an alcoholic power smoothie basically what that is and if you didn't want to add the sock you didn't have to but there you go throwing ideas for drink combinations out there people Yeah. These things are so delicious though I wish I had a whole pack of these. Not even bullshitting you. So, we can get them here in the States. I don't know, Albertsons, Wal-Mart-Kerys, um… from what I've heard. Just gonna find the aisle that has them, you know. from what I've heard. Just gonna find the aisle that has them, you know. But yeah, I definitely give this company a shout out because these are quite delicious and good for you, yes. check these if you get a chance to. They uniquely just… I just try to describe the taste the best that I could. And for the most part, that's pretty accurate. I've got a glass of water to ride back. I'll make a cooking video. I got an idea for a burger that would look really good on YouTube. People would get into it because there would be layers of stuff on it, you know. Not exactly the most appropriate shirt to be when I'm here on this time of year, but in no actual reality, the real Jesus Christ wasn't even born on Christmas. He was born sometime between March and summer. Yeah. at this t-shirt because it's the Jesus is a cut t-shirt and wearing it during the warmer times of the year where I don't have to have a jacket to stay warm so the back is pretty much exposed. Wearing into a wolf and joke one time and this lady standing behind me was like awful just awful that's all she could do about it she could be like you take that shirt off I'm like why I'm expressing my right to freedom of speech it's in the United States Constitution besides what would Jesus do about this t-shirt oh turn the other cheek It's in the United States Constitution. Besides what what Jesus do about this t-shirt. Oh, turn the other cheek? Oh, right. Now Christians really hate it when you throw, when you literally throw their own shit like that in their face, you see? Some of them really get pissy about that. They're like, hey, wait a minute. Like, well, I'm just going by what you say in your so-called bullshit Bible. Yeah. Christians will get pissy at Satanists for sacrificing an animal during sacrifice. A true Satanist, when they sacrifice, like a lamb, for instance, will eat the lamb afterwards after their ceremonies, you know, they'll eat the lamb afterwards, after their ceremonies are in everything, you know, they're not going to let the animal go to waste. You know? But Christians have a problem with that, but in the original First Testament talks about people sacrificing each other to the so-called sky god because they thought it would make their fucking crops grow better. Oh yes there's going to be some explicit language in this as in as most of my videos. I tend to think if you're offended by cussing then you're too uptight. There's certainly a time and a place for it but if you're someone who genuinely gets offended by someone else's cussing you're way too uptight you need to pull the stick out of your ass and get over it adults cost it's what it's what they do you know and sometimes children cuss you know a lot of adults will tell their children you shouldn't cause it's bad but then adults turn around and cuss right in front of their kids it's the most common hypocrisy practiced anywhere really you know we expect her children not to cuss yes we do but yet we cuss in front of them it's when most of the children learn that kind of talk you know what I'm saying YouTube it's one of those you know oxymorons of life you know what I'm saying, YouTube. It's one of those, you know, oxymorons of life, you know what I'm saying? Oh, excuse me. Smoken on some of that moist black cabin dish. people seem to really like the Sean and Sandra skit that I did recently checking it after a couple hours of posting it it's gotten a lot of likes you know what I'm saying which is good the video is doing what's supposed to do is making people chuckle like a front-fro side who's in his creepy ass puppet uh-huh the next thing I'm gonna say though you too is if you're gonna break up with somebody don't lie to them about why you're breaking up with him because to me if you're gonna break up with somebody to be with somebody else, and you at least have enough respect for the person that you're breaking up with, to break up with them so you're not cheating on them with somebody else, that's cool, but lying to that person about why you broke up with him. That shady as fuck and flaky as fuck. You'll find that people are like snow sometimes, YouTube. People can be like snow sometimes. Cold and flaky. Uh-huh. And the thing of it is YouTube, but not every person you meet on this miserable stinking planet is a cold flaky son of a bitch, but it's hard to trust people when you get fucked with. You know. I've come accustomed to being treated like shit by some women. I don't want to get to me because I realize that that's their fault, not mine. You know, if other people treat me like shit, that's not going to be my fault, YouTube. You know, that's their fault, not mine. You know. And what's funny is when people realize their mistakes quite often, they'll realize it before it's too late. Yeah. So, certain chicks break it off with me and it's like, well, that's your loss, not mine. When it comes to being broken up with, you take it as a learning opportunity, you too. And what I mean by that is, take what you've learned from that brief relationship you had with that person, and what could you have done better, or what you couldn't have done? You know what I'm saying? And if it was nothing you did, then be grateful. Take it as a learning experience or as an experience in general with a grant of salt. At least you had the experience, you know what I'm saying. Now the best way to deal with a breakup is to tell yourself I can find somebody harder I can find somebody way better. You know if when you met that person before the breakup it seemed like it was too good to be true and then it just ended abruptly that's life in a nutshell nothing lasts forever even no November rain that was an awesome quote of a song wasn't it It was December is how the fuck is that workout. No, but it's that kind of confidence and it's tough because when you get treated like shit by the opposite sex you get rejected a lot and or treated like shit or a combination of the two. It can be tough to have confidence in yourself as a person. You too, that's just truth. You see how I'm not exactly in the mood to eat, but more or less, a product review and some food for thoughts, as I always do, you know, give you something to think about. Now if you got somebody like, say this is a hypothetical, if you have a very attractive female who's had nothing but should you lose her boyfriends, and you have a somewhat attractive female who's had nothing but shitty, lose your boyfriends, and you have a somewhat attractive male who's also had shitty luck on the dating scene, I guarantee you that these two humans are going to share a common ground, even if one may have had more partners or boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever than the other one, you know. It's still going to be like, they're still going to have a common understanding of life is shitty sometimes and people are shitty, you know. You know dealing with the stomach flu is never fun. Thankfully it's only mild. And if you have any sort of stomach flu or any sort of thing like that, call out sick from work. I know you want to make that money, but at the same time you got to take that responsibility, especially if you're working around food. You know, not just any job, but especially, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. In this same video that I'm doing right now Going to see how I'm feeling after a bit. You know what I'm saying? Because when you're throwing up and shit it ain't fun Take a couple bites You know see where it's going? You know what I'm saying? Because I'm thinking about making a Doritos loaded breakfast burger. Oh yes. You heard correctly folks. I did not start or don't eat. Breakfast Burger little bit quicker but I'll take you in and sell the process you know what I'm saying I just take you on the whole fucking process but let's see if my stomach's up for it I hardly ever get sick it happens once in a while which is a good thing but when it happens you got to take that responsibility to get better as quickly as possible and you know yeah and also if she's not your ex don't go around and also if she's not your ex, don't go around and tell everybody she's your ex and fucking around with other chicks behind her back like that. That's going with either sex either way. You know what I'm saying? Don't go around telling everybody, oh this so and so is my ex, but then you're fucking other people behind that person's back. Like for real, that's just no. and believe YouTube shitty people ruin the dating game just like any other situation assholes just ruin it for everybody man that's just true and everything not just dating but everything. to add to this burger to make it really stand out for a YouTube video, you know what I'm saying, and it involved me while I can waiving a couple of things before actually making the burger and assembling it. But I can make this shit happen real quickly. And throw together a breakfast burger that would probably make y'all a little jealous. I'm just kidding, you just kidding. You probably see it and go, would probably make you a little jealous. No, I'm just kidding, you just kidding, you probably see it and go, fuck, I want one. Yeah. If you break up with somebody take it as a learning experience and an opportunity to either focus on yourself and play it smooth and cool on a dating scene for a minute or rush out there and be like, okay, what's next, you know what I'm saying? For me personally, YouTube, I'm not going to rush out to find a girlfriend. You gotta let that shit come to you, you know. Love is like a fart. It should not be forced. It stinks and assholes are involved. Yeah? You shouldn't force love if that person is not going to make you happy if you're not even remotely attracted to that person. Don't put yourself through that. You hear men sick and tired of saying, I'm sick and tired of dating these women that just treat me like shit. You hear women say, I'm sick and tired of dating men that treat them like shit, blah blah blah. So you hear the same argument coming from the opposite sex on both sides. And yet when you refuse to do anything about it, when you continue to make the same mistakes that you made previously, same thing is gonna fucking happen. Now three of the ingredients… Let's see, one, two, yeah, three of the ingredients, I can microwave in the same bowl for this burger, but… too of the ingredients we microwave separately, which will make assembling the burger a little bit easier. Yeah Of course my phone was practically dead when I got home and I'm like, well, I'm not let that charge up. That kind of bullshit which you do a little product review and maybe a cooking video to go with it. See, I'm feeling after I bullshit with you. Because you gotta eat YouTube, even with a stomachful, you gotta eat, you know what I'm not going to get into it because it's personal. And I really not, because of people involved in the situation, you know what I'm saying. And it's whatever, as long as she's happy then, that's cool, you know. The fact that she, if she, if it is true, that at least she broke up with me before hooking up with this person, I can respect that, but lying to me about why she broke up with me, like it makes me think I'm kind of glad I'm not with that person if that's how they're gonna be, you know, if that's the kind of person they're gonna be, it's just like yeah, wait a second. I could pull some strings and be pulling way harder chicks than that. You've heard of the term homey hose? Yeah. I heard of the term homey hose. Yeah, these chicks that will go down the line find someone in a group of people that hang with each other. Fuck each every one of them, get them to slip with each other as good friends and you know. Oh yeah, those kinds of people are just the absolute worst, you two, the absolute worst YouTube the absolute worst you know I'm saying they'll take a friendship you've had with somebody for four or five six plus years and yeah now if what I heard from another person involved in this situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in the situation in situation in the situation in situation in situation, person involved in the situation is true. Then honestly, then honestly I think if it is true then somewhere did get with somebody else, and that somebody else that she got with would be a better match considering that they're both schizophrenic but you know hey Yeah quite often if you find somebody who shares a passion that you share or a disability that you may or may not have it makes talking to that person a little bit easier now for instance you too if I meet a girl who's passionate about music and art and that sort of thing you know they talking to them so much easier because if you talk to a chick who's not into music you're looking at you like what's a guitar oh it's a thing that's got like six strings on it and if you plug it sounds bad-ass when you shred it oh like cheese shred it that was funny but no you know when you play it really fast oh okay that sounds cool I guess that's exactly how that shit would go now trust and believe you too if you want the dating scene to go a bit smoother in your favor learn to pick and date better people and also learn to find people that share the same interest you share. This is generally going out to bull sexes really. This isn't pertained to anybody in particular. This is just some basic advice. You try to date somebody that you're not physically or even emotionally attracted to. And on top of that if you have nothing in common with them. You try to date somebody that you're not physically or even emotionally attracted to then and And on top of that if you have nothing in common with him And you're just doing it strictly for the sex then That's miserable. I mean yet, you know, it might it might work temporarily. You know, I'm saying like a one-night thing or whatever, but You know if you want something a bit longer than that you know The And well I'm playing this out in my mind. I'm trying to picture how this burger would come together. And it would make some sense because I'm saying this out in my mind's eye right now trying to picture how this burger would come together and it would make some sense because each pad is going to have something a little bit different I mean though some common ground but the two pad is separating on the same burger will have something a little bit unique to it'll make it a freaking burger worthy of anyone you know I was in with an appetite you know I'm saying but don't make such a monstrosity do I have the stomach for it right now you know that is the question I feel like you'd be a nice really Christmas present for my YouTube fans, be like, yo, a cooking video, sweet, yah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. People probably get sick at the burger videos, but I'm like, you know what? I do burger recipes on my channel. So you got a problem with that, then don't watch him And the important thing when you get sick is to drink plenty of water. You know what I'm saying? Hydrating your body so that it flushes out whatever the fucks in your body. You know what I'm saying? You get like a cold or a flu or anything like that. Or a specific bug or whatever the… You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've been drinking plenty of water today and peeing because of the amount of water I've been drinking. And yeah, the important thing, YouTube, is to make sure you stay hydrated and get plenty of rest when you're sick. Those are the two biggest things. Stay hydrated. If your nose gets stuffy, blowing your nose as much as you can and getting plenty arrest. And if your sciences are cleared up, clear it up, or need cleared up, I should say. If your sizes need cleared up, that's the fourth thing right there. You get some good spicy ass hot sauce that'll clear your ass is up really good. Or you look at a small spoonful of horse varnish and you eat it, like really spicy horse varnish too. Yeah. A kind of shit that makes you sweat just a little bit. You just smell a spoon full of forest reddish. Really spicy ass horse reddish or hot sauce. You know, something spicy that'll clear out your side is basically. To the point where you're just blowing your nose like crazy and you're sweating, but by the time it's all sitting down, you're just like, holy shit, you know, after that spiciness, so that food wears off, you be sitting there like, damn. You'd be able to actually breathe as your sass is stuffed up, and that's the beauty of spicy foods. Yeah. You already know that if… This is called the Cheeritas Loaded Breakfast Burger, it's going to have Cheeritos loaded on it, I might not. I don't, that if I have… denying yourself food when you're sick, you know what I'm saying? I might just risk it with the stomach bug that I got just for my fans because you know that's how I roll, you know, the dedication to my YouTube is starting to pay off. People are like, yo, yeah, check this autistic fucker out. He's pretty want to eat it for YouTube. Before I make the burger, I want to let my phone charge up your two. I'm sure whole burger that completely assembled it before I take the camera in there you know. I'll give my phone a chance to like charge up a bit. and what is big as those patties are about a time they're cooked I'll be able to fit at least two derivatives loaded on them relatively easily. The bottom patty is going to consist of gerrinos, chips, and two gerrillas loaded. And some cheese underneath all that. The top patty will have cheese, fries and some melted cheese on top of that. Oh yeah, I went there. It'll have layers upon layers of deliciousness. And maybe if I'm feeling ballsy I might add some swap to it. So Pedella Constance, there's nothing to fuck around with, man. That's some spicy mamba jumpa shit right there. And if you got a cold and you're stuffed up with the flu and your sinuses are clogged, you fucking put some sompidelli con sauce on some eggs and you eat that sucker. I tell you what, man, you're sinuses won't be clogged for long. A couple drops on your eggs could send anyone from 30 to 40 minutes to an hour of just mind-blowing swampodelic delicious heat. That when I checked their website has been winning awards, that's what I like to see. People are giving s homodelic h sauce awards these last three to four years. It's been winning some hot sauce awards. That's what's up. All the videos it means, Scott did in the past, all the videos of all the other people on YouTube, cooking with it and shit, you know. And yeah. I got this uh… swampidelic sauce it's a holiday heat from Primos Peppers. It's outdated and no longer used item and as it is almost Christmas why the fuck now I could throw it on top on the burger too so you might as well fucking go all out. I wouldn't be risking this with the flu with the stomach bug that I got. Even if it was just mild I wouldn't be risking it but… Even if it was just mild I wouldn't be risking it, but you know the same I have made very many videos on my YouTube channel lately And on top of that I need to eat And top of that my fans are like they want a cooking video. I sell that request on my last video. So I'm like all right. Let's see what I can do. Pull some strings. I'll pull some guitar strings and see what I can do for a cooking video. See what I did there. I made a really horrible pun. Now I can microwave the burger patties first and then cook the bacon in the same bowl that I cook the patties and then do the egg last. But I'll cook the potatoes in the egg last. But I'll have to cook, the Chewittles loaded in the curly fries for the sandwich on a separate plate so that they're already pre-cooked. So by the time I stick them all in the burger and microwave it to melt the cheese on top of the curly fries so it all sticks together and looks good on YouTube you know what I'm saying yeah and this video makes you hungry just watching me eat this then maybe just maybe you see the ingredients I used to make it you make it yourself I show how easy it is. Normally a burger pannies you use like a pan in the stove and a spatula or a grill but if you don't want to make a mess on your stove you can always microwave your pannies in a bowl. It's a bit quicker than flipping them on the stove and yeah. So you can get your sandwich cooked and put together as quickly as possible. It's a bit quicker than flipping them on the stove. And yeah. So you can get your sandwich cooked and put together as quickly as possible. Some people got that on-the-go lifestyle, you know what I'm saying? You too, they like, you only got time to sit here and tend to like 20 minutes to make a double cheeseburger, you know, they want to cut that time in half if they can. video here in YouTube. It has to be hydrated, especially sick. I'll just go. All right, just start off this insanely crazy burger. You're going to need a plate, some Arby's curly fries, and some drears loaded. There we go. And it all takes enough to make a pattie topper, you know what I'm saying? Enough curly fries, then I can top the burger with it. So that much will do just nicely. And then we'll take… We've got two different kinds of potatoes loaded. We got the regular Nacho Cheese and we got the Trader jalapeno. Nacho Cheese ones are going to go on the bottom, Trader jalapeno wants to go on the top. Patties. We need four of these bastards. Oop, God damn it, fuck the Virgin Mary. The two of the jalapenio ones. They look the same, to be quite honest. Maybe in comparison, huh? I think. Oh yeah, they do. Oh yeah they do, they look exactly the same. So if you want to play a horrible prank on somebody, they love druidos loaded but they've never had the spicy jollipenio ones. You're going to play these and you might have a plate full of the cherry jolipenio ones. You're going to play these…. It's not ooz. You're going to play these and you might have a plate full of the cherry jolapenio ones just right so it's not oozing out the side. Buddy your season. Oh hey, I love the drudas on in hell yeah. I started eating, you know, fuck these you're spicy and they're sensitive to spicy food mind you. Well this is our engineers loaded like yelier. Because literally you have. I can't. These are the non spicy ones. These are the ones with cherry jollapenio. Like no bullshit. bullshit I'm I'll give that plate a two-minute burst in the microwave right quick, you too, and we'll see if that's enough to cook the fries and those Doritos loaded things. And if it is, then we'll be able to move on to the next couple of steps which will be toasting the hamburger buns and then getting all the ingredients in a separate plate to assemble the burger on two in a bowl to cook everything else together and yeah so you seem to use the microwave so many times that I don't think you'll mind letting the phone charge up as we can get to the more important details of the burger you know get all the basic stuff done first. So the burger comes together, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'll. I'll. Okay. I'll let you go off. I might have enough geritos in my chip bag to do both the top and bottom paddy which would add more even distributed crunch throughout the entire thing. and more even distributed crunch throughout the entire thing. I checked it, I got about 22 seconds left, only a two-minute burst, and the microwave was so powerful that. Yeah, it cooked the toppers nicely. I got a plate for assembling the final product and then of course I got a pan for for toasting the buns. The first thing I want to do is toast the sandwich buns. for toasting the buns. The first thing I want to do is toast the sandwich buns. Right quick. And then we'll cook our panities, put them on to the burger, bun. And, um… Yeah, we'll assemble ourselves a burger here that, uh… Yeah. We'll get this shindig on the road here in a second. over here in a second. I have my fucking phone charge up. And, um, I would take a week and wash my hands and all that before I do the burger. Product Review and Cooking Video. Product Review and Cooking Video. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Come in at you with a dinner. Those load of breakfast burger. Gonna make your mouth water, er, er. I know, so you probably see this burger, I'm about to make and go that shit like nasty as fuck, why the fuck would I want to eat that? So you're going to look at this burger like, er, like, er, like, fucking homewar as soon, drilling over don donors for fuck's sake. I don't know. It'll smoke faster. And this just gives me recipes that I can work with in the future, you know, Sam. Speaking of dating, nothing impresses a chick more than being able to cook. Trust in belief. If you got some decent cooking skills in your professional added to a degree, you know know I'm saying yeah you bring a chick over to hang out and shit you know I'm saying yeah Yeah. One second, YouTube. Normally I don't use the restroom during a video. I try not to, but… Ah! Oh, shit happens, right? Well, in this case, piss, but… I eat too. Now that my hands are properly washed. And that my bladder is properly washed. And that my bladder is properly drained. Take you into the kitchen. Show you what I'm working with. Take your hammer of your buns, these are ballpark burger hammer of your buns. Take one of these on it. I'll turn the stove on, let's go, get the heat ready going, that's going to heat up our pan right here, and then I'll heat up our pan right here, and then I'll heat up our pan right here. I took some of that cheese melting out of this one and I scooped it up onto the gerrillas loaded here. So these are definitely cooked all the way through. The test is French friends out or quick make sure they're not cold Oh, look who's right. All right. I want to take… I noticed that I put a little bit on the bun. I'll toast both sides of these buns. This pan's hot enough. It can start toasting. This looks like, I'm not sure what that is, but put the bread side down first. Yeah, that'd be the top button. While it's doing that, I'll get two burger patties ready to go. Bea burger is 80% lean, 75%. 85% lean, yeah. Isaburger pizza, is a burger pizza, is 85% lean in 15% fat. I'll wrap it. Oh, quick. Very nicely. That's toasted nicely. The top on. Very nicely. Get that bottom on real quick. I'll see that I'm using my hand to do this. Normally it uses spatula but… So I've not recommended that you use your hand to flip these. If you click about it, I could go a little bit longer. This is the only time I'm going to use the stove to make this unhealthy monstrosity. Keep in mind, have the stove on high, so that will cook it a little bit faster and get it nice and toast it up. Definitely the bottom line is a little bit thicker. I'm going to move our top button. There we go. That part's done. Take us over to our sandwich station right quick. And I'll set the camera down here just like that. I'm going to move our top button. I'll leave just like that. I want to move our top button. I'll move on for a second. So you can build this shit. Love and Tony seasoning on both sides. It leaves us a little bit for your next party. Give that a two minute first. We'll watch this real quick, so it doesn't get, uh… Two cups, you know what I'm saying in 12. And it looks a little too pink in the middle. I made it in 12. It looks a little too pink in the middle of my nuke it for a little bit longer. The quickest way to assemble a crazy ass burger like this. I mean, if you don't have time to cook it on a stove, you know what I'm saying you too, is the quickest way to do it. Every two minutes might be enough actually. It's a 26 seconds and most of that penny is looking pretty cooked. Yeah, two minutes to be more than enough. Two minutes to be plenty. This, however, is where I will require a special. However, I might just be a… Ninja with it and not use one. I chew on one, that's hot. You're going to pour some of that grease down into the sink. I need this batch though, just kind of slide it on there. Boom, the first patty is on there. Get the second patty just like that. Well, that second patty is being made. Look at the first patty assembled at the bottom stuff. We'll take some of that. Take some of that. Yeah, let's get the seasoning on this paddy first. I'll fill it for that egg. I'll fill it a little bit for that egg. I flip the pattys, I'm going to grab some different cheeses, we're going to grab Hovinaire, a jollapeno peppergented cheese and do a slash of that. And then we're going to take… Remember our ingredients earlier. Yes sir. I'll take some choose later, I'll just like that. I see what this looks like so far. You can't see what this looks like so far. You know like that? You know, got your cheese layer first. I got eight seconds left. It'll be similar to a degree. We got eight seconds left. At the time it took us to put that together, we got this pad he's done. Four, three, two, one, boom. That's a little pink in the middle still. Yeah, we'll look down for a little longer. Yeah, for a little longer, it's gonna, it's… That burger's still very much pink in the middle, and no. That's too pink, I mean, I don't mind raw beef, but for YouTube's sake, people be like, this, this motherfucker right here. That's a good-looking burger so far. Burger Penny is a little pink around the edges but that's a bit of pinker. I bet Burger Penny is a little pink around the edges but that's it like a very slight. You know, it's about to me microwave it all again after it's all reassembled and everything. I'll have to be done with the first minute here, you too. We'll see if this, uh… This thing cooks on the way. A little bit longer. It's a 34 seconds ago. I wanted to kill out that two minutes just about. I wanted to be… overcooked. 18 seconds left, that's good for that paddy. Hot. I'm trying to bring some motherfudders. I've been saying something hot that bowl is. I'm not even playing you too. Fresh out of the motherfucking mafowave. I'm draining some of that grease out. Not all of it though. Still a little bit. I'll drain some of that grease out. Not all of it though. Just a little bit of it. Let that bowl cool off for a second. I had to grab my water. This is a good-looking burger, man. That's going to be gorgeous when it's all set and done. It's coming together quite nicely. hot there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go So now we got a double cheeseburger in the works. Hated with that pepper jack, Haber-O-Hullipin- that Swiss cheese. Now here's the thing you'd say, we don't eat any more of this cheese just about, maybe like… One more slice of each cheese for the end. Here we go. Right there. Yes. This is a shit. What's that here? Yes. Here we go. Right there. Holiday Heat. Oh, here.., here we go. Right there, holiday heats. We'll add that here in a second. There's one of these really good trips. In the center, I'm on to have that panty there just like that. I thought for a second I wasn't going to have enough course-jipped chips to do this, but… I thought for a second I wasn't going to have enough course-jipped chips to do this, but… Actually, no, I didn't have enough. Let's stick those chedra allapino ones on top of there. Let's push it down just like that. And now for the P that is this dance. Some bacon, a freaking egg, and it's a lot of a set of people. Moskamire, thick-cut bacon, take a slice, split that shit in half, makes that easier to cook with a burger, and a couple slices. And a couple slices. And your bowl. They cooked all the hamburgers in. You're going to want to like a microwave the bacon in your bowl, two little pieces to put on top, just like that. Get you in on this action. Boom. You see that bacon, you see that right there, yeah. We're going to put it in the microwave. The last couple of steps to this burger, again that bacon cooked up, put the bacon on top of your gerrinos, and then, we'll do a sunny side egg, microwave it, and the same,, and then, we'll do a sunny side egg,, microwave it, and the same,, and the pannies in so all that grease is going to cook into the egg. I only got a whole lot of Tony seasoning for the egg. Just a little bit to sprinkle on the top of it here. I put it a little bit of it back the top of it here. I put it a little bit of it back because I don't eat that much, just a little bit for the egg. You hear that bacon just sizzling away and you see this monstrosity of the burger being made right before your very eyes. This is the breakfast for realtles loaded burger. Ah, smell that bacon sizzle. I like a little bit of chewiness in my bacon, but a little bit of Christmas doesn't hurt either. You know what I'm saying? The bacon can't be too chewy, it's just not, you know what I'm saying kosher. Um, And now this burger this is incredible and look at that thing. Good God. YouTube. This should I come up with for your sick entertainment. I'm not going to need that many cruelly fries for another minute. I'm not going to need that many crilly fries for this burger because yeah making that shit fit you know what I'm saying Like that little handful right there will be enough for the burger If you cook you're baking in the microwave you're not going to eat the floor like a ninja. Now, uh, if you cook you're baking in the microwave, you're not going to get grease splattering you on the arm and shit. You know what I'm saying? Who doesn't love bacon but it splatch you in the arm when you cook it? It's like fucking Greek… That, not… that I meant to say fucking bacon grease burn. Got tongue twisted there. Yeah. Yeah that bacon's done. That's exactly what people will be thinking when they get burned by grease from bacon, fucking grease burned from baking, God damn it! But now if you're cooking your bacon in the microwave, you see, you're not going to get burned by it too badly. All right. Other than a… All other, uh, uh, twist of words, I did not mean to say, this cooking video is coming together quite nicely. If I may just take that shit out, yeah. Take that shit out, yeah. Dump some of that bacon grease out. Let's a bowl cool off for a second to show you what we're working with. YouTube. There's the bacon right there on the top. It's going to be a little bit cheery, a little bit more on the crispy side. Maybe should have might have it for a little bit less, but that's all right, it's still on there. Grease, all the bacon and the hamburger and shit. So what I want to do now… I crack that perfectly. I have a nice large white egg. Beautiful. I crack that perfectly. And we'll put the seasoning on top. Any a pinch of the Morton salt on the egg as well? All right, you too, check this out. There's our sunny side egg about to be cooked up. Now you see this, the bowl is so hot, it's actually cooking the egg before I even knew it getting the microwave. Ain't that so shit. You see that of all right? Yeah. Very delicately placed it into the microwave so we don't break the yoke. give him that two minutes first. Two minutes might be more than enough. Watch it, of course. Especially with that bullet being hot already, it's not going to take long for that egg to cook up. Doing all this with your microwave, you're virtually avoiding a mess on your stove, all the grease popping everywhere. And that burger is looking pretty good. Bacon's a little more crispy than I want it need to be. I should have just taken it out of the microwave and not made another two minutes but that's all right. Take some of that is done. Really, 52 seconds left. That's done. That egg is done. Take a look at that cooks on his head right there, it looks good. Let me get down on top of the bacon real quick. Take this knife and cut it loose from the bowl, go on a circle with it, I can take this bowl out of the way first, like that. I can take this bowl to the sink along with the plate here in a second, but… get this bowl out of the way first into the sink cool off Now you literally see this monstrosity right here and the eggs on top and this thing is gigantuan to see the least. You can take a couple of these curly fries stick them on top of the egg. Push it down, it's going to it. Yeah, there we go. Stick on top of the egg. Just like that. And they want to place a Swiss on there. a last two slices of cheese you're going to go on there just like that. Squeeze that bastard down just like that. Take this plane, put it in our sink, then I take our top bun, I want to put it on top. There it is, look at that shit. Now I want a nuke it for a quick. There it is. Look at that shit. Now I want a new nuke it for a quick 20 second or 10 second burst until that cheese is nice and gooey. We don't want that we don't want that bun falling off on the top there so that's why we're only going to microwave it and little bursts until it's… cheese is all melting. Another 10- second burst. Another 10 second burst. One more 10 second, one more 10 second burst should be late. Oh, now you're speaking my lingo. Johnny Ringo. Yeah, that'll do for a burger. Now I'll take my phone back over to my desk so I can properly plug it in to the charger so that the phone does not die while I record this video. Grab everything. I'll try to scratch my back. I'm son of a bitch fart. I lost it. I'm a… I'm a… I'm… I……… Oh, son of a bitch fart. I lost it. Uh-huh-huh. Just kidding. Well, would you have done if I were to drop my sandwich on the floor? I spent all this time working on it, building it, and then it just falls on the fucking floor. That would be some bullshit wouldn't it? Now but this is the um Doritos loaded breakfast burger. You don't have to have the the uh primos peppers holiday heat hot sauce on it. That was just something I added to it personally. But everything else on this burger is pretty much. on it. That was just something I added to it personally. But everything else, everything else on this burger is pretty much a, what you would call a gerrinos loaded breakfast burger. And look at this gigantic cheesy monstrosity. Let's get a 360 of that. Holy shit, YouTube. This thing is massive. That's what she said. All jokes aside, though, the cheese is melted just right. It's gooey, stringy, it smells really good. It smells really good. It looks really good, to me anyways. With them curly fries, all the other bacon, all them are potatoes loaded, the patties. What do you think, you too? Does that look good to you? Spent all this time making it. It's like I don't want to eat it. Look how much time it took to make. Such a beautiful cheesy tower of art. Literally a gigantic monstrosity of cheesy goodness. A temple to everything that is greasy, messy, and incredulously unhealthy. You want a cooking video? Here you go people. Look at that. Cooking with King Cobra Man. Don't that look good. And we'll get a closer shot of that 360 so you get a nice detail on that. We'll stop looking at it here in a second. I'll get down to eating it and seeing a closer shot of that 360 so you can get a nice detail on that. We'll stop looking at it here in a second. I'll get down to eating it and seeing how it do. But I want to generally get a close up with that before I devoured it. I'll try to anyway. It looks and smells delicious enough that I probably could try to devour it. But make this eatable, I'll squish it down just a little bit. Yeah. See how I squish it down and made it more sandwich like……… like that. All the cheese right there is sticking everything together nicely so when you squush it down you might have a couple of But other than that… And like I said, you don't have to have the holiday heat hot sauce to it. That's just something I added to it personally for the time of the year, of course, and because it's a cooking video. As I imagine, with the pepper jack, Humberjack, Humberia, Halopino cheese, and those Halopino charadadrias loaded on and already. It's already gonna have a little bit of heat to it. Yeah. I just wanted to do it in my lap here. And, um, is it even going to pick this up? Is this sandwich too big to fucking pick up? Oh, fuck that's hot. You know, I'm not to let this cool down before I pick it up, because I can pick it up. It's just, the bottom of that bun is so freaking hot right now, from being fresh out of the microwave that this beast is going gonna have to cool off a bit before I eat it. I sit down to the side gently of course. It's too hot to pick up and if it's too hot to pick up it's gonna be too fucking hot to eat and there's no sense in burning myself you know like this is legit real, I don't edit my fucking videos. We're saying yourself King Cobra that looks like a heart attack between two pieces of tiny bread. Yeah, that looks unhealthy, but… pieces of tiny bread. Yeah that looks unhealthy but I've never actually tried this sandwich before if it's any good you know I kind of wish I would have microwave the bacon for a little bit less like that the last two-minute burst on that bacon was not needed maybe Maybe like a one minute in like 30 second burst or less because it bacon's a little crispy but that's all right. It's still a fucking sandwich and I'm still gonna eat it for YouTube or at least try to. Damn. I mean, that just looks like something healthy junk food would do, doesn't it? It's massive and greasy and covered in all kinds of shit, so… Yeah, I reckon once it's cool enough to where I can pick it up, I try picking it up with one hand and I was able to do it but I was like, nope. Bottom's too hot. Let it cool off for a second or two and all the phone charges up. And because there's so many ingredients going on that sandwich to make it stack like that, that's why it takes so freaking along to making, you know, why you probably better off just doing it like I did it, microwaving it in different stages is a lot quicker than trying to cook it all on the stove. Boom boom boom boom done. Gerita's loaded breakfast burger and food for thoughts. That's exactly what this video is going to be called. See, I like we already got a fucking title for it that works out beautifully. Okay. This is the kind of shit I do on YouTube, the kind of crazy wacky random cooking video. Nonsense, greasy, artery clogging, you know. It's at the minimum level of crispy I can stand it, you know what I'm saying? If the bacon were any crispy or I'd be like, fuck. Just wasted my last strip to make this and no, but it's crispy enough to where I can still tolerate it and eat it and enjoy it. Hopefully, actually now I know it is for a fact because… You know, I like my baking with a little bit of chewiness, you know what I'm saying? I'm just sitting here staring at this beast, like I sit it over on my bed to cool on it for a second, stolen the plate, and I'm looking at this like, I didn't take too long to make, but at the same time, man, this thing is just… massive grease ball of… Too long to make but at the same time man this thing is just massive grease ball of Gerritos and all kinds of shit I mean sandwiches are not an uncommon thing. Old concepts, the idea of the sandwich has been around for many many years YouTube. But the millions of different takes you can do on sandwiches, the millions of different ways you can make a sandwich. You know, there's so many different combinations and options to explore out there. It seems like a wasted time. You know what I'm saying? You could end up discovering a sandwich you really fucking like. And if you don't explore those options with your sandwich making, you'll never know until you try. This sandwich has things on it that I already like so chances are I'm probably gonna like this sandwich. I think it looks massive bro. It made more sense to put the spicy hot sauce on the freaking top panty with the spicy juridos loaded you know what I'm saying? Did that come to the guy like I envisioned? Yes it kind of did other than the speech slip up and the bacon not being… a little less crispy other than those two minor very minor things. You know what I'm saying? This sandwich came together nicely. So, yeah. I get very self-conscious of my speech mess-ups, you know. I think we all are to some degree when we realize we say things we didn't mean to say and it makes us feel foolish and stupid. Even the most intelligent of people in the world when they slip up and say something they don't mean to say just a random twist of the words or they start other words or you know it makes them feel like a bumbling fool to say the least but I digress I have a huge ass sandwich to eat for YouTube I'll try to finish it for YouTube's sake but I end up not finishing in saving something for later, you know. A lot of the things on this video I've said before in the past. But, just have the point. I mean, the yolk on the egg is boiled hard enough to where it's, you know, yeah, covered in cheese and curly fries and shit, so it ain't going anywhere. Is this thing cool enough to pick up? So I may consume it on camera for YouTube, because what fun is seeing me make these weird-ass sandwiches if I don't actually eat them? I hear you on that one YouTube because it's one thing that actually see him make a gigantic cheesy monstrosity but it's another thing to actually eat them and this is now warm enough that warm enough it's still fresh but I can pick it up without burning myself. You know really don't know where to fucking start on this thing so I just start picking into it I guess sort of this angle right here. Oh, you too. You don't even know. Here's that cross section right there. From that first bite. That first bite, here's that cross section. This burger is so massive that I can't get it all in one bite. It's literally going to take a……, separate bites to finish this entire thing……., the taste of him? Do. The crispiness of the bacon is actually working with the crunchiness of the… Doritos chips encrusted onto the cheese of the patties. And that primos pepper is holiday heat is definitely providing a nice little kick to this burger. Look at that massive cross-section YouTube. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Despite all the greasiness on this burger, like this burger is a little bit greasy, yes, but I don't have any… I don't have too much sauce on it, so… It's not getting all dripping on me. Holy Shite! What I recommend this burger? Hell fucking yeah, even without the holiday heat hot sauce. Even without the holiday heat hot sauce on it, this burger kicks some serious ass. Like the flavor on this burger, everything is working on this thing nicely. If I had a sad story,, or to serve this burger to people absolutely you know everything on this burger is working together so nicely and you got this massive cross section right here all the way in there, the bacon. But then you get the cheesiness from all the melted cheese and the gerrinos loaded. And you have the spiciness from that hot sauce and the cherry jollipino gerrinos loaded things. And yeah, you got that cheesy crunch and that chips and the bacon, and that chewy, that delicious flavorful, the delicious flavorful, chewy bite from the bread, the meat, and the mushiness from the egg, and the curly fries. And it just, it ties together so beautifully. Like yeah, this burger is incredibly unhealthy, but if you're not eating a burger this good you're not living life and you saw how I made this shit right? You did. So you can see it's not that hard to make. It's a little bit time consuming. But the flavor on this burger is excellent. The bums are toasted perfectly. YouTube. This burger right here, soul food. The Giridos loaded Buerkfast burger this up after eating all this. I'm hoping I won't because this is yeah. The spiciness of it now wouldn't feel too good coming back up. Oh oh oh oh oh oh. Run away Ger reados loaded So actually try to break off. I still let you try to break off from the burger. I was like, uh-uh, you ain't escaping The overall taste of this burger is just straight up not show cheese. Like if you got up in the morning and made yourself one of these burgers to start your day off you start your day off you start off your day full there's no doubt about that I'm telling you if Arby's did something like this because it has the Arby's curly fries on it oh man Arby's could have customers out the fucking door with Arby's clearly fries on it oh man Arby's could have customers out the fucking door they They'd be like what's this new thing coming out with Arby's? All the gerrinos loaded breakfast burger word? So you got arbage curly fries on it. egg, oh, hard cooked, whatever the fuck you want to call it. No. I've still got a little chunk of it left here. Here's that cross section on those last couple of bites. last couple of bites. I'm getting full YouTube, but… I want to finish this burger because I said I was going to. Yeah. Yeah. Like this burger turns out way better than I expected. I could have put just a little bit of ranch on there but, meh. I already made it a little too messy. Mm. Like a little bit of ranching this burger would have been all right, but… I feel like I didn't need it this time around. And, um… Yeah…. This thing is……… I feel like I didn't need it this time around. And, um, yeah. This thing is a monstrosity of beef, egg, and cheese. YouTube. Well, I only want to know how many calories are being in this fucking thing. I don't even know or care. It's got a lot of protein with the beef and the egg and the bacon. And just starting your pre-game work out. You're about to get the fucking gym and you eat one of these bastards before you get the gym, you're ready to go. You've got your calorie boost for the day, you know. This thing right here. I'll get some water to say bring your fucking appetite. You better be hungry when you eat this solid bitch. It was a cumbersome process to make it just a wee bit but… Yeah. Totally worth it though. Bug. Mm. You got another runaway, Jarita's loaded, and she went straight up on the plate. I'm Everything about this burger just screams yes. Everything about that burger is screamed yes. Everything about that burger pretty much screened. Gilty pleasure. Now for now, if I'd have been just one pat, it would have put one of each. The gerrinos loaded instead of two of each. But I got two separate ponies, but I got two separate ponies mouths will do like two separate flavors. Oh. This is definitely a crazy ass burger challenge that I haven't attempted anything crazy like this in a minute. Oh. I'm I'll. I seem to have gotten some jorito crumbs on the floor from eating that. You couldn't push my broom and push a miniature push broom and dustpam. Just about finished with it. Got the last… Got the last little bit, that I'm showing on. Oh. I'm Now on my Burger Reading scale scale for that burger that I just consumed. I'm giving that burger a four out of four. Now the burger rating system for me works on four points. One presentation. Two smell. Three taste. And four… and four ingredients. tobacco under my point after that. I do fancy a good smoke after I get down eating. That was worth the risk of my stomach bug eating after you too because that was quite good indeed. eating after you too because that was quite good indeed. And being able to show you how to make it on camera, you'll be able to make it for yourself. Because another fan really, really love cooking videos. Yeah. It gets something every tobacco kind of sewer does. As after they get down eating, they'll consume some tobacco after they're down eating. It's sort of like an after dinner mint or in this case desserts if you will Even though the tobacco I'm smoking right now is a non-aromatic it still gets the job done I still can't believe I ate that entire thing on YouTube like that was some crazy ass shit. But I'm telling you right now, YouTube, that burger was crazy good. And those little 10-second bursts cooked anything on the burger that may or may not have been cooked all the way through like those burger patties. A lot of time I was done making that thing were cooked all the way through like those burger patties. A lot of time I was done making that thing, we're cooked all the way through perfectly. About a time I got to the 10-second burst, I was just eyeballing it, to where the cheese would melt onto it just right. If you're ever hungry, want to start your day off with a hearty breakfast, that'll definitely do it. That is definitely a filling burger, you too, but there's no fucking why. Now if you don't have holiday heat from Primos peppers, you can use any hot sauce you wanted if you wanted to use regular swabodellic and you had it on hand and I'm pretty sure you could. I just had that hot sauce because once the holiday season and two would amp up the heat just a little bit on my uh sandwich there and yeah like eating just one of those massive fuckers and my son was like dude, don't want to move, oh. It's a good kind of fool, it's not like, you're so fucking stuffed, you're just like, you feel like you're going to be puking and shit. Watch myself all the next couple hours and I should be… I should be just fine. I should be golden. Which more than likely I will be. Yeah, I'm confident in that. It doesn't matter if it's a stomach bug or cold or flu. If you're really sick, you shouldn't go to work, period. Because your co-workers are trying to make money just like you are, and they don't want to fucking get sick too, on top of everything else, you know. That's just a common courtesy. Bool your nose and wash your hands after you blow your nose as often as you can. If you have to. And when you cough or sneeze, cough or sneeze into your arm, huh, chew, you know what I'm saying? A lot of people cover their hands or cover their mouth with their hands. There I go messing up my speech again. No, but a lot of people when they cough or sneeze will cover their mouth or nose with their hand. Which is kind of gross because sometimes if you sneeze you'll get like a bunch of mucus coming out, you know what I'm saying. And you better off just sneezing into your arm or coughing into your arm. Even if you don't sneeze into your arm, I thought you'd sneeze and nothing comes out. It's just a sneeze, you know what I'm saying? Still, you know what I'm saying? Like, who's bacteria and stuff on your hands after you cough or sneeze into your hands. And if you don't immediately wash your hands afterwards, anything you touch is going to have that bad bacteria on it. And that's how people get sick, man, is when you're fucking coughing into your hand. And like you're out in public, you don't think about it, you cough into your hand, and then you go to open the door. That cold virus that you coughed into your hand is now going to be on the door, a handle that you touched. And the next couple of people that touch that handle are going to come into contact with that virus and that's how a common cold spreads is people don't think at a moment's notice and you know it's important to wash your hands after using the restroom especially for cooking something you know I mean my nails might be dirty from pipe to back or ash but it's beside the point but it's beside the point. You know I mean my nails might be dirty from pipe tobacco ash, but it's beside the point. You know what I'm saying? I'm the one eating the fucking sandwich anyway, so I didn't mind pipe tobacco ash being in my nails. Because I'm the one eating the fucking sandwich and I'm a smoker so… Well if you like spicy and you like cheesy, like meats, you like egg. You definitely like that sandwich. That, uh… I don't know, a lot of good flavors going for it. It wasn't harsh for me to take my time enjoying that mind you because first couple bites of that shit you too I'm telling you right now that shit was filling. I tell you what though some of the burgers I've made in the past people thought they look so good they're like I got to recreate that shit and so far I haven't heard a single complaint. I had a fan who wanted a friend of theirs to recreate the Elvis Presley Burger and if one of her this said they really liked it. You're going from sweet and savory to cheesy and spicy. Yeah. But the bacon would have been cooked a little bit less. It would have added a little bit of chew factor to everything else, but… Now the baking was… Being crispy wasn't a bad thing for this sandwich it actually complemented the flavor and the crunch of the Doritos that were on there already yeah Well, presuming I don't have a heart attack after eating that burger and presuming that my stomach doesn't react with the bug, then I have… I'll definitely see you cook cobras on the next one. How long is this bloody video? Another two hour long video, good golly. Like two, two hour videos in the last couple of days. It's like four hours of brand new King Cobra JFS, back at you with another cooking video. Thank you for watching. And I'll definitely get you on the flip side. Ketch you on the flip side. Get you on the flip side. Catch you on the flip side of the burger panty, yo.