Original Video: Drink review and guitar playing

Good Fine evening, you too. Now when you're out of cigarettes and your cigarette roller breaks on you, you're pretty much left with one option if you've only got papers and tobacco. Now a homey of mine accidentally left his tobacco over here, and he'll be by to get it shortly, I'm sure, but… here and he'll be, he'll be bad, he'll be bad to get it shortly I'm sure but I don't think I'll mind if I use a little bit to roll a cigarette. So my cigarette ruler breaks on me the other day and cigarette rollers are like what two three four dollars you know what I'm saying? So rather than waste money on another cigarette ruler you, I could learn how to roll by hand. Like the infamous docology himself did. And, well, I'm here to tell you that when you first start rolling your cigarettes by hand, they're not going to be the prettiest in the world. But eventually you get the hang of it. And when you get the hang of it by hand they're not going to be the prettiest in the world. But eventually you get the hang of it. And when you get the hang of it then you're like, all right, then you don't need to rely on a roller so much. But I do like your conventional cigarette rollers, the ones that I normally use, which are the rollers, like little thin layer of some kind of plastic around these two rollers and you unhook the rollers so it creates a pouch. Stick your tobacco in that little pouch. Close it back up. Roll it one way so that tobacco packs down and you stick your paper in between those two rollers and roll it the other way and then nothing but the strip is sticking out. You just let it keep rolling. Pretty simple. and then when nothing but the strip is sticking out you just lick it and keep rolling pretty simple but if you don't have a roller okay this is one way I can show you how I've been practicing it's like well you want a cigarette but you ain't got a roller so I'll take the cigarette paper to create a little pouch with it for the tobacco to rest in fold it up just like that. I got a couple videos I'm uploading to YouTube right now and they're going to take a while to upload but that's all right. The two videos I have wanted me just going to the store after getting some pipe tobacco to get a lighter. And the other video is me playing with my family's dogs. Yeah. Now it's important when you're rolling a cigarette to make sure your tobacco is evenly distributed. And I also have my apartment window wide to fuck open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as open as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as it as, like straight up it's open as it will go. And all the smoke I'm blowing it out the windows, so it's not clam making my apartment, you know. Because the way I see it, YouTube. If the window is wide open and all the smoke's going out the window, then this offensive cigarette smoke is just going to drift out the window. it's going to drift out the window is wide open and all the smoke is going out the window, then this offensive cigarette smoke is just going to drift out the window. It's not going to drift into… It's not going to drift into anybody's apartments upstairs, so there you go. Simple solution right there. You know, I learned to let things go, you too. I'll be the first to admit it. But today was just like one of those days. I'm already getting some pipe tobacco in a new wider. And I was told that I had complaints from neighbors because of the incense in my apartment. I'm like, that's stupid, dude. That's so fucking stupid. You know, I've had neighbors from neighbors that were the incense in my apartment and I'm like that's stupid dude that's so fucking stupid you know I've had neighbors that were having sex too loud finding all the god damn time and in the four-plus years I've lived here I've never once complained about a neighbor never once you know so I'm like you know that's stupid but it's whatever you know live and let learn as opposed You know, so I'm like, you know, that's stupid, but it's whatever, you know, live and let learn, I suppose. Now that you have your cigarette and that folded pouch right there, kind of pin shit and roll it like that. And it's whatever, you too, you know, I'm not going to sit here and bitch about it all God damn day, but I did make a video about the situation earlier. I didn't name names, but I just say, hey, look, over like that, you're going to take the bottom of this little section right here and fold it up like so. Kind of pinch the bottom of your cigarette just a little bit. And it can take you a little bit to learn how to roll by hand. But once you get the hang of it, your cigarette start looking better and better. Back to what I was saying earlier about making sure all that tobacco is evenly distributed on your cigarette because, oh fuck it's all falling out of the paper and back into the bag. Okay. And……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I'm not going to make a fair point. It's like I'm up late at night making a bunch of fucking noise as loud as I humanly possibly can. That's an extreme example obviously, but… Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh, it's that paper sticks to itself, it pretty much… That's a done dealer right there. To prove that I now know how to roll cigarettes by hand, I wrote myself a little cigarette here. Now, it's kind of loose, but that's all right. I'll get better with rolling. Practice makes perfect. When I first started rolling cigarettes, I couldn't roll them as good. I flattened that end right there just like that. And then Homeboy Scott he showed me a couple of pointers and yeah. Where the fuck? Oh, it might still be my jacket. Hold on a second. Well, this is one new wider than I bought. Now when I first started rolling cigarettes by hand, like legitimately, they didn't look as good. They were sloppy and they looked from being sloppy being sloppy to release now they're round but learning how to pack them down tighter and all that sort of thing I'm also here to do a Joint review for y'all. And let's see, it would be this right here. Mountain Dew, Dew, S.A. It combines three flavors of Mountain Dew, you can't go wrong with that. It combines code red, white out, and voltage Mountain Dew. You get a red, a white, and a blue Mountain Dew combined. Strangely enough, it makes the inside of it look purple-ish, but, um, yeah, it's America themed, do, you can't go wrong with that. I've had it before, But I wanted to do a review for it on YouTube for you people out there. Because one of my fans really get into that sort of thing. God damn it, it's like 9 o'clock. If I was to play guitar for my album and work on that, I would be able to do that, but I could probably do some of that tomorrow. It would, if I was to play guitar I'd be for a video, like right now, but not for recording music and shit. That's basically how you roll a cigarette by hand. It's not complicated once Land of the Mountain Dew. All right. Take a look real quickly and you'll see that on the can right here. You can see the liquid on the can. Clothes up on that. The soda's got kind of a purplish-pinkish color to it. Yeah, I'm liking the taste on that. That's really smooth. So if you live in the good old U.S. of A, then you definitely got a check out, Mountain Duhu, Duhsay, it's pretty good stuff. In fact if I also do an ad for due essay non-due Probably sound something like this. Where is the guitar pick at? There it is. Experience the rocking taste of Mountain Dew, USA. Combining three level dudes. Combining of course we got like I said three flavors collide, code red, whiteouts, and voltage. I mean, seriously, you wanna ride a good commercial for this? You got some dude playing the fucking national anthem on the guitar. There's some would-be macho-cooled dude, all decked out, you know, I'm saying, like,, but in a good way, you know what I'm saying? You got some buffed, you're like, hey You had some Uncle Sam looking motherfucker, but he's like young as fucking super buffed and then Eagle lands on his shoulder and he cracks open the mountain due to USA You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I totally see that going down like that. I'm I could use this as an instrument of torture. I mean, you want to complain about fucking incense smell? Really? That's stupid. I could give you something to complain about it. I could play this motherfucker at 4 o'clock in the morning as a lot of this humanly possible, but that would be a major dick move on my part, wouldn't it? In that case, it would be an instrument of torture. A buhah-hah-hah-hah. Okay, that was a horrible pun. No, I'm not going to do that. You too, but I'm just making a point. You know. the I mean, Wow! Straight out, motherfagelans. I'm the the I'm sorry. the Spaghetti Western I'm the the the I'm sorry. the It sounds a little bit too, didn't it? here we are Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no horror I'm the I'm Oh, I'm I'm the No, but seriously, YouTube, whenever shit like that happens to you in life, take you with a great assault and, you know, wake up tomorrow's new day, that sort of thing. I just think a taddling on your landlord about stupid little shit is just pathetic, to say the least, and… and… landlord about stupid little shit is just pathetic to say the least and quite honestly I can be very honest with you YouTube and all the years I have lived in this apartment I have never once complained about any of the neighbors I've had that have come and gone in this building. Not once. So, you know, what the hell? As fast we can even take it a step further check and dish out. We'll grab this here with a fan deal. In fact we can grab the fan and point it at the window. No more of this. Oh, a lot of the smell is creeping into someone else's apartment and they don't like it. Here's some of the parts back of the lab today. It's a nice lovely spelling combination. It doesn't stink to like ordinary tobacco by non-smoker standards. Pipe tobacco usually smells pretty good. I haven't met too many non-smokers that didn't like the smell. I have a nice aromatic pipe to use magic. That's smart. That's real fucking smart YouTube. Isn't it? If I can conjure thunderstorms, what else could I possibly do anyway? I'm not going to do that because that just seems like a waste of magic. I could cast a negative spell on the people who complained about me so that they have a fucked up horrible day tomorrow. But I'm not going to do that because that just seems like a waste of magic at this point. I could have wanted to, but I'm not going to. like a wasted fucking effort. Now in the video I'm uploading calls playing with my family's dogs. They're both getting on in their years, yes, but they're still having kick in doing really well, you know. And usually Obie's very camera shy doesn't like to be talkative at all but I had the camera out and he was, you know, and uh, Lily had a cone on her, around her neck, from the vet's office and she was not liking it man. She was like, get this damn thing off of me. So I reached in there and scratched underneath her collar right where that cone was attached and she was like, oh. 31 minutes. Literally with the fan blowing all the smoke out the window it's not going to linger for very long. It's not going to linger for very long. It's not going to be enough that it will creep into other people's places. Yep, I'm just going to get out. I tell you what though, that power ball is still up when I get paid again. I'm not buying me a lottery ticket. Heh heh heh heh heh. Yes. as you can see that roster staff is no longer in the background I got it made and delivered and then it looks good it's a good looking staff. This right here is my own personal walking stick. It's got a quartz crystal right there. And black in the green all the way down. Yeah, this right here's my walking stick. I made this myself, and this turned out exceptionally well. I made this myself and this turned out exceptionally well. This seems nice and solid too, really sturdy. And I have that chain link right there coworkers and I'm getting better at it, you know what I'm saying? You know, one of my managers come up to me is like, I need you to be a little bit faster, okay? I'm like, hey, I got this, you know, and then last night… when I was closing, even the cooks were like, Damn, we busted that shit out quick. I was like, yeah, well, I still told me I need to hustle, so. Well there you have it folks. Drink review and guitar playing. Yeah. A payday for me is coming up this coming Monday. I'm looking forward to that. Oh look at that, the smoke's not lingering. I mean it fades but it's not overpowering. I'm Oh shit, excuse me. God damn! The God damn! episodes. The first one you're going to hear on this is Rick and Mordee. The second one and the third one here are Bob's Burgers and the fourth one is going to be a little bit of family guy. We get three or four more of these tops. Here we are. I mean, here we are. Now give your mom and be exactly four minutes to go inside and finish setting up. How many characters are you playing? Three? Three is good. I'm doing four characters, but I guess, you know, the more experience. You were supposed to have the kids here on five. We have plans. The other ring tune I made is Bundar Saints. They had no idea what they were in for. Another star on that six men with guns drawn. It was a fucking ambush. This was a fucking bomb drop and won't be a clue of it. The view was seconds. These plays was on a gat and… There was a firefight? The first Family Guy Bits was from a cutaway that Stewie did in the episode, Quagmire's Quagmire. And the first Boggsburgers one was from the Hard House episode with a scut the crap in the Louise. The second one was from Hock and Chick. The bit from Rick and Mordi was from their episode where Mordi goes to prom to try to impress his crush. And Rick gives him this love serum that's supposed to work and he's like, well as long as they don't have the flu, they should be good, but everyone has the fucking flu and it just sucks things up. And the last bit that the family guy did right there that was from the episode where Cleveland Brown came back into the show on family guy after having his own series or whatever. Yeah. I've been four minutes to go outside and finish that again. Come to town to see you done. Three? Three is good. I'm doing four. I guess, you know, the more it's. You're a person who has a happy kids here. We're five. Yeah, me. It's five, fifteen. Yeah, his poor season's worth of TV days are what we've been up to. You know, just so you back up this week. And I'll warn you ahead of time, these have jokes in them. Yes. Yes, that ring tone is epic. That ring tone is fucking epic. Just stop busting us. That's where Stewie tells Brian, well I hope you and Rupert get along better than Blue and Yellow did. Just some random cut away from Family Guy. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. And, um, thank you for watching and I'll catch you all later.