Original Video: Drunken rant

What's good YouTube? I'd like to give a shout out to Andrea from Toronto Canada. Her and her husband sent this giant container of Tony seasoning so you know I'm on this shit for a minute. Hellia what's up. Uh… A little bit of Tony seasoning adds flavor to anything you're cooking. I use it mostly when I'm cooking meat, you know, I'm cooking a bird girl, a little bit of Tony's on there, you know what I'm saying. So that's what's up, thank you for that. Like I said in my last video, this is a big old son, bitch. I want to put this back in the kitchen and I'll return momentarily. Now I had some black velvet mixed with Mountain Dew earlier and that was pretty good that was given to me by a friend of mine and there was just enough Mountain Dew mixed with it that you couldn't taste the burn. All you could taste was the whiskey in the Mountain Dew mixed beautifully if I do say so myself. The Black Valley is nothing to fuck around with now. That show you should draw this fun. Not to mention the 40 that I had earlier. Yeah. Stemers are not calling. So, uh, Hombuys Scotty tried adopting blue and, um, uh, um, a, uh, home boy Scotty tried adopting blue, and, um, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, excuse me. And, well, one day, his sister was taking out the trash and blew escape to Metro, picked him up, and Skari couldn't get him out in time. But he got adopted, but he got't get him out in time but he got adopted but he got adopted from Metro by a good family that owns a ranch so he'll be a ranch dog basically and he's not enough to live a long-ass time to do so I'm like hell yeah that's what's up. Just me and Skiner will turn to you out, you know, making sure that he got adopted to a good home. You know, Blue's first owner had parents and Blue's first owner literally passed away at a very young age and long story short I basically look like an adult version of blues former owner and that kind of coincidence is you know That kind of coincidence is You know Needless to say it explained why the dog was so damn affectionate with me But I live in an apartment. It doesn't allow pets unless the therapy dog is some sort and You know, I'm not in a position where I can take care of a pet right now. But if what Metro is saying is legit, then Blue actually got adopted to a good home. Waking around, I get exercise and, you know, be a dog, you know what I'm saying. So, in some way, I guess, it's better for him to be adopted where he can run around and exercise, you know. So, I got a photo of him with me on Facebook. He's all like chilling on my shoulder, if I can't admit it. That was a cool looking dog mind you and very trainable you know people when I'm in a mix. Yeah. which is a big ass dog. Now if I already get a therapy dog, I'll probably get something that's a little bit smaller. You know, like a floppier basset hound or some shit like that. Yeah, I'm saying, if I got a floppier basset hound, or some shit like that. I'm saying, if I got a floppy-eared Basset Hound, if I got a male floppy-eared Basset Hound, I need a Sherlock. That'd be cool. Now my daughter chance when he was alive, my daughter chance when he was alive, he would take his paw and he would pet my arm affectionately whenever I saw him. And about a week after he passed, a week after he passed about a week after he passed away I'm just showing the apartment and I feel a ghostly pot pat me on my arm right here I'm just sitting here like this and I feel the arm of my dead-dotted chance pat me on the arm. I'm like damn dude. And then about four minutes after that, the apartment stank of wet dog hair for about four hours or so or more. And then I disappeared. Like, yeah, one of its dead dog trying to tell said he's in a better place, you know. Like how else do you explain? Feeling the ghostly paw of your deceased dog. And then I didn't know where the apartment just smells of wet dog hair. Straight up wet dog hair. up wet dog hair and that kind of experience is very powerful YouTube it shows me that there's an afterlife unless some of you might think I'm crazy for believing it but but it's a story I thought I'd share with you. Coincidentally enough I have my dead dog chances of hanging out on my apartment wall and and I've been a wet dog. and I have my dead dog chances of calling it hanging out on my apartment wall. And his ashes are cremated and as far as I know they're in a hutch, kept safely, you know. You know, we're not sure what to do with them right now that you're kind of sitting in the hutch, you know. But, uh… Let's not the first time I've had a ghostly encounter with deceased pets. You know what I'm saying? Like, when you have a ghostly encounter with a deceased pet, there is some surreal shit, let me tell you. The human mind is an interesting thing though, YouTube. When you're grieving for the loss of someone you cared about, sometimes they appear in your dreams to let you know they're in a better place. That, uh, when something like that does happen, you know, people talk about it. It's like, it's crazy shit, you know, yeah. Well, uh, I managed to get my IT in situation to where I can actually music on my computer and I downloaded some more music. The computer didn't transfer all my library from before, but… And who doesn't completely transfer it, you know, I can always build it back up with, you know what I'm saying. IT and skiff cards are easy as fuck to put onto your account. You got this feature where you can use the camera on your phone slash end or computer, and you can scan the code instead of typing it in. If it reads it properly you can redeem shit really easily. And redeeming gift cards on iTunes is a great way to support musicians that you like, you know, if you can have access to it. If you can get access to iTunes, you know what I'm saying? If you can't, I understand that, you know what I'm getting at, is it's always good to make sure you pay for the music that you download. The artist themselves makes it free to download. Because I think that if you're not going to pay the artist the money they earned for their music. That's horseshit, man. That's fucking horseshit. And I've heard that my music that I've made is… Gatchy enough that people pirated it and spread it all over the internet kind of. And some people have even made comments, how is this even music? It's just a collection of noises. Man. I had a problem with musical typing earlier trying to work on my newest album. And, um, so I plug the this keyboard that has a piano key aboard on it into the back of my computer garage band registers it and it makes creating music in garage band so much easier so much easier and working on the first song in garage match my newest album it's coming together quite nicely when I add a nice little drumbeat to it and then upload it to my iTunes collection and once the entire album is done more than likely I don't have the money to tune core I'll upload to a bank account yeah yeah You know, when someone's expecting me to learn the which came to a mutual agreement that a certain person wasn't going to hire me. You know, when someone's expecting me to learn the entire job in two days, after I explained to them that it's going to take me a while to learn it because of, you know, when you have Asperger's it does take you a while to learn a new setting, but once I learn it's, I'm a loyalist, a steady-paced worker. And I give a lot of Aspergergergerger-based workersgers it does take you a while to learn a new setting, but once I learn it's a moralist, fuck, a steady-paced worker, and I do my best to make sure I'm on time for the job, you know. And that kind of dependability is what a lot of employees look for. Or employers, whichever you want to call it. And most people wouldn't think that because of the spikes in the fucking long house here you know but it is where it is instead of wasting two weeks on a trial that I know I'm not going to get hired for on the job for that could be time I could be using to find a job where I'll actually excel much better at, you know. When your job coach is like, that's the last time I bring this person, anyone for her to work for, this is bullshit where she's treating you. And, you know, it's like… You know, and the first day I was on the job, everyone seemed to like me except for the boss who was hard to please. And when the boss is hard to please, you know, and then on top of that, the second day was so fucking slow, there was nothing you do. So I'm doing everything I can to stay busy. And we have this this coffee table that rolled on wheels and in order to fix it I started applying wood glue to the inner screws of this coffee table. I turned it upside down so the wheels could dry it properly and I knew that the coffee table had this little slab this little slab of marble that went on the front and sunk in on top but I was moving it out of the way so I could make room on my workstation for other projects, you know, I'm saying other stuff to do. You know, when I was making room for other stuff to do, I was going to set the marble slab underneath the coffee table. All the wheels dried, and there were would screwed places, you know. And I was trying to fix it, and the boss comes over. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how the, how the coffee table works, and she flips it over, and one of the wheels falls out. And there's four wheels with glue and then trying to draw on the bottom. And all I could say was there's glue on the bottom of it. I was trying to explain to her that I was, you know, I'm trying to fix it. I know that's not how the coffee table is set up, but, you know, she wasn't getting it and and I think it was a miscommunication and that was on the second day. Everyone else that I worked with seemed to really like me. But I'm not going to work for a boss that's hard to please. That's extra stress in my life that I don't need. It sucks because I was willing, subconsciously, I was willing to put up with it just for the sake of having a job. But then, you know, based off the way my job closure is acting, what she was talking to the boss in question, and based off of how I was feeling, you know, it was like a mutual agreement sort of thing. I'm a steady-paced worker, I'm on a fast-paced worker, quite often if you're in a hurry to get shit done, you might make a mistake and when you make a mistake you gotta redo it and it makes no damn sense to fucking, being a fucking hurry and making a mistake and have to redo what you just got done doing, you know. So sometimes having a steady pace when you work, make sure the job gets done right instead of having something go wrong, you know. So there are times when being a steady pace worker is actually a good thing. You know, there are times when you gotta be fast, depending on the job that you work, you know what I'm saying. But I had a taste of two days of what it felt like to be a protective member of society, to be working again. And I think to myself, something better will come along, and that's all I can do. do. I have this bike I'm making for my home with. Skyy to ride in the summertime because his last bike got stolen from him. And the bike needs a bell, a new paid job and a lock. And that's going to require four cans of spray paint. So I got little projects to work on around my apartment. I got this bad-ass staff I'm working on for a friend of mine right here. And, uh, well, my shotgun needs fixed. Yeah, the barrels they clean, the receiver needs cleaned. And, um, when you open it to check for safety and close it, and they just engage the receiver needs cleaned. and, um and when you open it to check for safety and close it and they just engage in safety to click it so the triggers are engaged with you in case you have to use it you don't want to leave a hammer or shotgun fully caught that wears and tears on your loading springs and what have you. The front trigger clicks but the back trigger doesn't and on top of that and needs new butt stock. So, you know, that's like one of the first things I'm going to do when I get a job was getting my double barrel shot. Context, you know what I'm saying? Because, yeah, I like taking my shotgun out to the range and plinking at shit. But he hears says, hey, let's go out to the property and shoot it something. Okay, I'm cool with that. Go out to the property. And there's like a broken dryer and a bunch of other crap like that, just laying in the crap like that, just laying shouting this shit out of everything. Like the broken dryer or washer or whatever, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. There are a couple of videos that I wish I wouldn't have deleted when I went to delete crazy on my YouTube videos, but I think showing that much I got on my channel on the last video definitely reassures a lot of people who've been watching me for a minute like hey Hey, that's how you know, you know I could buy a new wooden stock, but stock for my stogers and have a side coach, 12 gauge coach gun. And it needs some clean, done, a little bit of a cleaning and a little bit of a cleaning and a new bus stock. I could screw back into place and it would shoot just fine. So it's very basic and very minor repairs and I've had the shotgun for a couple of years now. So that's about to happen when you know my biggest mistake was closing it was closing the double girl with one hand like I do in the movies. That caused the hairline character appear in the original stock and yeah close out the name of both hands. It's into the movies. Yeah. Mosberg makes a pretty bad ass little shotgun that you can buy. If it's a Virgin receiver, on like a Mosberg 590, with a rapture grip, a 16-inch barrel, that makes a 26-inch overall length, is classified as a firearm. It's a little gun loophole that allows you to have a little concealed shotgun. You know that's pretty sick. And I've seen the new Cobra 38 specials that Culp come out with. Those are pretty sick looking too. And a cult also made a Culp King Cobra 357 magnum. That's a sexy gun, I tell you what. Oh, double action revolver. Oh. But, um, I'm not really gonna purchase another gun until I get the one I already have fixed. And, uh, yeah, I've shot 12 pages before they kick, a son of a bitch, I would tell you they'd give a kick. There's been times they come back from the shooting range, and my arm right here is just bruised from the gun, just, you know what I'm saying? Because that shit kicks, you know what I'm saying?, you're going to'm saying? When you're shooting a gun or a rifle of any kind of the kicks, you're going to want to hold it between your pectoral muscle and your bicep right here, like right there, in the pocket of your arm pit right there. You know, don't hold your arm out when you're shooting the gun like that because a lot of people are doing this number, a 12-gage for you. gun like that because I see a lot of people doing this number and the gun kicks and slips you're gonna break your fucking arm so when you're gonna shoot our gun that kicks like a 12 gauge for instance you want to talk your arm in so you have a nice little cushion right here between your you pectoral muscle and your bicep right here you know what I'm saying that But as far as home defense goes, I'm not sure about it, I got a nice little BBN that modified the stock on. That was the little project I was working on. And chopping the stock on your BB guys, perfectly legal. You don't have to have a tax permit or tax stamp or whatever for that Wal-Mart were selling these daisy They weren't they were daisies B begins actually no Walmart was on these pump master B guns. They were all black with these fiber object green sites They were they um they changed the look of the pump master and improved him a little bit. I've had this be began for years. This same fucking kicks ass. Multiple pump be began, you know what I'm saying? It's fun to plink with you. I could pump that cell a bitch up 100 times, and I guarantee you pick somebody off of that. You know what I'm saying? There's a couple of good gunsmiths here in town and I could go to get my shotgun fixed with that cost money in Labowski. And that's literally one of the first things I'm going to do when I get a steady paying job is get my shotgun fixed because I do miss going out to the range and safely enjoying the fine sports of shooting. You know, what's your first legally purchased firearm? I bought that double barrel shotgun on April 20th and I paid $420 for it and all that's ain't that some shit. You can't tell me I saw the clinical incidents. I've had it for like maybe two, three, four years. It's been a minute since I bought it. Um… More than likely, worse comes to worse, I know I could take it back to the gun store that sold to me, disassembled in the box, and be like, hey, if you send this to Stoger Industries to fix it, and then pay the money to ship it to and from Casper and everything. And, I haven't restored the original, you know, I'll be sick. And, you know, don't close it with one hand and get some gun cleaning stuff for it. So, every time I take it to the range, I can clean it when I get home so it doesn't get rusty. I'm still into the sport of shooting, but it's only my excuse, but nonetheless, yeah, double girls side by side shotguns are fun to shoot. I don't care what anyone fucking says. Double girl, fucking 12 age, side by side by side shotgun. Those things are fun to shoot. Um, pump shotguns, those are fun to shoot. AK-47 is fun to shoot. AR-15 is fun to shoot. Pistles are fun to shoot. You know what I'm saying? and uh… it's cold as fuck we're out in the middle of fucking nowhere and um… they got deleted I was like oh my buddy's a k-47 jammed up and we were able to fix it on camera show you how that works kind of thing and it's cold as fuck we're out in the middle of fucking nowhere and cold-ass one of me whether it winds blowing in our fucking face and we're like, yeah, shooting video. Man. This piece of BB gun I'm talking about right here. Yeah, this is a cross-men pump master BB gun with a pistol grip stock. and what I did was I chopped a stock, put the plastic stock off and then I covered the holes like I filled them in with paper towel and spray paint and black spray paint and stuffs to be in there and then it dried in there to create sort of like a mold, you know what I'm saying? I covered it in tape for, and then painted it in black spray paint and then covered it in some other insulation tape that was really stretchy and molded it to the stock just like this and covered it in another coat of black spray paint let it dry And this is uh, this is pretty legit The babies load up in this little chamber right here The little hole right there and you see what that's where the babies go And the chamber right here fills up when I pick this little switch right here and make sure make sure when I pull it back like that give it a shake like that and you see the bebeys they all fall into place right there now when I pull this thing back all the way the magnets catches a BB on the end of that right there if I pull it back all the way but I didn't for the safety sake of a YouTube video and then you push it forward into this come off of a boot focus there it goes for the boot of the boot focus there it's fully boost glitching, sorry about that. But then the BB goes into this area right here and then this thing pumps out a couple times and you can pump it as much as you want. Right now it sounds safety and it's also clear. But yeah I got the green site right here on the end and the monster import sticker right there This is a project I worked on and this thing is fun to plank with This kind of thing doesn't require a tax stamp or NFA paperwork as it is technically an air rifle that shoots daisy-metal babies. Yeah. I've had this BB gun for a number of years. And it could be worse. It's better than having nothing. You know, so even if my double-barrow shotgun is busted up. Four or five or six pumps in a close distance. than having nothing, you know, so even if my double barrel shotgun is busted up, four or five or six pumps at a close distance can more than likely bust someone's eye out. And it wouldn't take the long to do that either, you know, sand, so. And I keep the gun full of beebbies if I have to use it, but I don't keep it actually loaded unless I'm actually plinking with it or home defense you know and yeah the barrel on it was already short to begin with this isn't very fun to look under plane with and the mixture of the paint and tape layers basically dried when you mix paint and certain tape and cretes and adhesive because of the chemical reaction when you had straight painted tape and when it dries it's literally when it dried it was like as hard as you met. And this is the best comfortable grip too, you know what I'm saying? so, yeah. Yeah. YouTube was to have done stuff like this before. The long crossmen say they improved their potmaster. They weren't kidding. The black and green version that I have here was well built. I had a BB guy that was pretty sweet when I was younger. That was a replica of a Winchester lever action. And when you opened the thing up on the side you loaded up like 15, 16, 17, 18 BBs and your pellets and you closed it and you pull the liver out and pull the hammer back and then you know for each shot and that real wooden metal I think was gorgeous but then the gun jammed and then I tried to take it apart to fix it broke and I was like and you know if you weren't in an air-sought fight they would look at this and they'd be like oh hell no even if you said I don't want you to pump max they be like, oh hell no. Even if you say, oh, I don't want you to put Max. They'll be like, oh, hell no. Uh-uh. This thing doesn't require CO2. I told the magnet catches the BB on this receiver right here. It goes into here. And, you know, this goes out like that. It goes out all the wood to like here like that you know what I'm saying the air. I didn't pull it back all the way but I had to make sure there was no air trapped in there. But you're gonna go, you heard it pop off, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, this thing's pretty sick. This is perfectly legal to do to a BB gun. but some states may require you to be 18 years of age or order to purchase something like this. But yeah, it's basically a little Mad Mac style, a multipub BB gun. And that grain site only ends pretty sick. And then you got the site right here that you lined up with. You know what I'm saying? Right there. Yeah, this is pretty sick. This is fun to work on and build. And I would tell you're waiting for your stock to dry. It takes for fucking heavy. Yeah, do it in steps. But when it's all said and done, it's worth the weight. This thing is pretty fucking cool. Like, you know what I'm saying? At a distance, this looks pretty menacing at a distance. And, uh, metal bebeys hurt when you get shot with them. There's just no denying that. You know what I'm saying? It's on safety. There's no air in it and there's no BB in it. But yeah. I gotta show this off on camera a little bit because I did make a video on my channel before I deleted all my videos about this. I'm making this and yeah pointers. I'm saying? A lot of people get tired of hearing about how guns don't kill people, people, people, people, people, people, all lot of people hate that expression, but it's the fucking truth. Humans are the ones that invented guns in the first place. Nobody complains when an AR-15 is being used to kill a terrorist by the U.S. military but as soon as an AR-15 is used to pull a mass shooting everyone's like, oh, AR-15 is real, you know. And the last shooting we witnessed in this country like four people, the dude did it, it, it did it, it was in this country, like four people, the dude did it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it this country, like four people, the dude who did it, his ex-wife, some kid, those other kid, and the other kid survived, thankfully that's the silver lining. But God damn it, dude, I'm so sick and tired of the mass shootings in our country, fuck that noise, man. They make guns look bad and innocent louse or take, and that's bullshit. And if guns were truly the problem, you'd know about it. Just think of how gun obsessed America is. Seriously, think about that for a second, YouTube. You know, on the silver line to this whole fiasco, really, is at least we haven't had a mass shooting in a minute. If you could stop the mass shootings, that would be great. You want to use your gun for a home defense situation? You want to take your gun to the range? You want to use your gun to hunt? But using your gun to pull a mass shooting, fuck that bullshit. They didn't say the right to bear arms irresponsibly. That's even a word. Irresponsibly. Yeah. It's kind of a good thing that America is a little bit gun crazy because if the zombie apocalypse breaks out The mother fuckers will stand a chance. I'm just saying Fucking zombies get to the Wyoming borderline everyone pulls out the fucking guns and the zombie apocalypse just ends right there Huh, welcome to Wyoming consider everybody armed and dangerous. That bumper sticker is so fucking awesome. But yeah, so I was getting my shotgun fixed. Yeah, I already know. I'll make a video about it and then later on I can do a shooting video like I used to do on my channel or take it out to the range and plank it shit and show the damage on camera and shit. Yeah. Yeah. So I matter a time before I get fixed. And the bastier who pulled that last match you're being used to revolver, case in point, your honor. Now, revolvers are not evil guns. No gun is truly evil. But you're caught on a double-edged shoulder here because a lot of people who have had their lives saved from a gun, you know, a lot of people who had to use guns to save their lives or the lives of others or protect the freedom of certain individuals are going to speak differently, but somebody who's lost a loved one I can't give it dude. You don't want to be cutting the hell, you don't want to be cutting the hell, that fucking argument. You know, because nobody bitches want to cop uses a gun to protect the freedom of citizens. You know, Hashtag fuck mass shootings, hashtag fuck gun violence, hashtag fuck ISIS. I would say things like that. It was on pop on our front as on my double barrel shotgun, plinking the shit out of that broken washing machine, just for sheer kicks and grins, you know. And then I needed an Elmer-fudd impersonation that was quite funny. I was like, shh, be be be bebe, be bebe, bebe, quiet, we're hunting for petos. And then I did an Elmer Fudd impersonation that was quite funny. I was like, shh, be be bebe, be quiet, we're hunting for petos, hah-haha! Pugh! Took two more shots, broke it open, pulled the shells, and I'm like, hey, this is kind of fun. By the time I got down shooting the gun a couple of times, and it's lasted me a minute, but… this shoulder has always lasted me a minute, but this shoulder, right, has been bruised many a time from shooting. Shooter shoulder is always so much fun. But if you're going to go out shooting, YouTube, might I recommend something? I can find what I'm looking for. Yes. Right here, I have ear protection. I bought these at Sportsman's warehouse. These are reusable ear plugs. So if you're going to shoot a rifle or a shotgun of any kind I can literally stick them in my ears just like that. You know it blocks out the sound of the gun firing where it allows me to still communicate to people in the range safely. That's one of those new age headphones things. I can't show the label of it here. Right there. Okay. I actually tried it this way, yeah, maybe 25 bucks at the most for headphones like these. Reusable earplugs are always good, but then you're wasting money buying new ones when you get yourself a pair of ear protections. When you go on out shooting, you can keep yours safe from the damage of the shockwave of the sound of the shotgun and or rifle blast Which first time I ever shot a gun my fucking user ring in like crazy for the next couple of days And I'm like, you know if I lost my hearing then I would be like Beethoven, but not for real low, you know, I was like, I don't want to lose my hearing so, you know I was like, I don't want to lose my hearing, so you know. Gun safety is so much more than just checking the gun. You also want to keep your hearing safe too. Now if you're in a situation or you have to carry your gun and the line of duty, you may not be able to have your protection. That's just the nature of it, you know, Now there's a, at least a hundred studies that say cannabis cures cancer. A lot of cops and firemen and women that saved lives. A lot of… No, Syria, no. A lot of brave firefighters and cops that risked their lives to save people on 9-11. A lot of those people got cancer from the fumes of the building crumbling around them. As they struggled to save a couple people and make it out alive. So if anything, if marijuana does treat cancer, they should be allowed to smoke it. That's what I'm saying. But I see the story on the news that this fucking prick rapes his college girl behind dumpster at a college and he doesn't get shit for prison time, but then this war veteran gets caught growing pot in his backyard and he gets more prison time than some young pawn grape and some chick behind a dumpster. All that pissed me off YouTube. I'm like, where's the fucking justice than that? The fucking veteran of some war was growing pot for his PTSD. And he's, and that veteran got more prison time than the Duchbeirque who raped that chick behind the dumpster at some college. Like are you kidding me? What kind of fucking justice is that? That's the part of stupid is people getting offended by breastfeeding in public. And in all honesty, you too. If I'm at a restaurant and there's a kid crying, most mothers will have their shit pre-pumped so that they don't have to take them out and dare offend somebody, you know. But honestly, who the fuck here is, if I'm out at a fucking restaurant or if I'm shopping and I don't want to listen to some kid crying and if the kids crying can stop, if all the mother has to do is feed it. And if that requires she puts a blanket over herself and just greatly feeds her kid with her tits then who the fuck cares? It's natural. Like people who get offended by breastfeeding are just the stupidest motherfucker you ever met. I tend to think people who get offended by breastfeeding were not breastfed when they were young and so because of that they hold some grudge against women who do it. Why else would they be offended by breastfeeding? Especially when if you watch the fucking news all the violence and the gore and the bullshit on fucking news articles and shit is way more offensive way more offensive way more offensive I tell you what all that block fellaviting Mountain Dewmays together I had earlier that was a good shite But yeah, I wanted to give a shout out to the fan just since that Tony seasoning. I use that in a lot of my cooking. That stuff's good, you know. Um, that stuff's really good for seasoning like steak and stuff like that. Last time I checked one of my videos and had like 63 likes. I checked the Juridos Pizza Pinkles Chicken video that I did. Part 1 and I had 63 lights. If I could have done things differently I would have baked the chicken in the oven. Then more than likely it probably wouldn't have fallen off. But I wanted the inside to be cooked but I didn't want to like burn the shit out of the skin. You know, so if you make that chicken you're gonna want to bake it. Or next time just turn it up to like medium of heat and give it a minute to heat up fully. And then, yeah, I could probably use half the bag of gerrinos that I used and half the can of pringles instead of using all over at once. And it needed to be more than enough to batter those chicken legs. The recipe is good, but when it's made correctly, it's flawless. It would be more than enough to batter those chicken legs. The recipe is good, but when it's made correctly, it's flawless. You know, and then eating the fucking recipe on part two of the chicken skin is falling off, and I'm like, damn it. And a couple of you-tivers left a couple of friendly suggestions, or like next time baking in the oven, and it won't fall off. Good to know, good to know. You know, there have been times that I've cooked it cooked it perfectly in the oil all the way through. I didn't have to microwave it or anything and it was and it came out so good. And it's like, okay, you know, dank out recipes like that deserve to be shared. Yeah. I got a mac and cheese cooking video coming up later on on YouTube. Just stick around for that nonsense. My kitchen is clean just because I've got to keep it clean because that's how I roll. But also because if I'm feeling like cooking video, you know, my kitchen's got to be somewhat legit. So, you know, I may be a bachelor with autism, but that's no excuse to have a dirty ass kitchen, you know, I'm saying. Because a lot of comments that I got on my older cooking videos. All your nails look disgusting blah blah blah. When I made the deep fried avocado video, I didn't realize I had a bugger hanging out on my fucking nose and when I caught that on my camera I'm like oh damn it and I deleted the video because of that reason. If I had known before I filmed the video I would have gotten rid of it and then been like what up you two. This is how you make different avocado slices and it would have been more legit but you know sometimes you don't realize shit when you're in a hurry to make videos there and again lies my point of what I said earlier if you're in a hurry to get shit done sometimes you gotta slow down be steady steady pace with it. You know, measure twice cut once, you know. If you're in a hurry to measure, measure once, you end up cutting twice. Or having to redo the whole thing, you know. And that doesn't do anybody any good. Like, who the fuck gets offended by breastfeeding? I'm sitting here a little bit gypsy, Asperts. I ask myself, YouTube, who the fuck gets offended by breastfeeding? It's so fucking stupid. And you think when people get offended by breastfeeding it's annoying? All it gets worse, when total strangers walk up to you and tell you how to raise your kid. And if your kid is in a happy home, where they are fed, they have clothes on the back, and they are taken care of, and everything good and groovy like fucking my jum fucking business. Oh yeah there are people who feel a need to come up to somebody and say oh I don't like what your kid's wearing that's not how she dress your kid and why I hear what this kind of shit happening and I give a a sip piss out of me especially kid in question is almost 12 years old and the dress that she is wearing are patically down to her fucking ankles. And when she wears pants and she gets for it when she wears dresses, they're patically down to her fucking ankles, she gets shit for it. And it's like, really people, how about you just shut the fuck out? night. I don't know what compels people people people. And it's like, really people, how about you? Just shut the fuck out. I don't know what compels people to open their fucking mouth, but you have to ask yourself, what if it was your kid and you were out in public and someone just randomly walked up to you and felt the need to tell you how to raise your kid? When you know full and well, your kids taking care of. How the fuck would you feel someone comes up to you in public and tells you how to raise your kid when you know that your kid's taking care of? Wasn't that accurate the piss out of you? You'd be like, oh excuse me? do I know you? Okay? Then no I I don't well shit You know before you act you have to ask yourself how the other person feel it's not that complicated You know and you know… And that's just, yeah, what I gotta say on that issue right there, like that, this was fucking stupid. I'll give you a hypothetical YouTube, but I don't plan on having kids in the near future, but if I did, and they saw their dad wearing a spite collar, and they say, well, can I buy one? I wonder why I call her. I'll get you on without spikes, because these are sharp ones, I'll get poking yourself. And if they're cool with that, I'm like, okay, cool, you know? And if someone says shit about it, I'm like, hey, my kids express it, you know? There's something, you got a problem with it, you know? You can talk to me about it. You know, they want to be cool with your dad. You got a problem with it, you know what I'm saying? But like I said, I don't plan on having kids, but I came down to it, that's how I'd play it out, like straight up, I like that's bullshit, YouTube. I get so sick and tired of guys getting girls pregnant and then just walking out and be like no not my problem Like excuse me dude When you want to make a mistake you own up to it, you know You may not fucking like it in the next 18 years of your life are going to be long and insane, but there you go, you know, when you make a mistake, you own up to it. You know. But when guys do douche bag shit like that, it makes my sex look bad. You know what I'm saying? It makes guys look bad. You know, it makes a lot of chicks be like, they're not gonna trust guys and shit when they act like that. It's like, dude mmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmmmm and you know it's the same argument when guys and girls treat each other like when guys and girls treat each other like shit it ruins the dating game for everyone that is just truth in a fucking nutshell yeah a lot of girls are like oh I want to meet a nice guy, but you know, they friend zone every nice guy they meet, and then they try to change every asshole they meet, and when it doesn't work, all they're pissed. A lot of guys are like, man, I want to meet a sturdy girl. I'm sorry, I'm tired of getting my money taken. But then they fall for that gold digger bat in her eyes and it's like damn it people the dating scene doesn't have to suck this hard but I always wondered you know domestic violence is fucked up I don't care what sex you want or fuck that noise man what would it be like if a guy who abuses women meets a girl who abuses guys physically? You know, that's something I have to wonder because were they hit each other or like they start beating each other up with insurance and this is a wild kinky sex. I don't fucking know. That's something to think about, isn't it? You know, and the considered brave and all that. And, you know, women didn't have rights for a long as time, but now they're starting to get rights, which is a good thing, you know, and I think women should have the same rights as bad, and that's just how I see it, you know. But at the same time, you know, when a woman finds off or domestic abuser, she's considered brave and you know, all that. But if a male is abused by a female physically and he fights her off, well how dare he, he's a monster, you know? And a lot of guys are afraid to come forward with being domestically abused by females because they're afraid of being rid of killed by society's showfulness stick views. And it sucks but here's the things like if you need a restraining order and get that crazy ass bitch out of your life that's much better than hating her you know but if your life is in fucking danger then you shove the right to shove somebody off. And that goes for both sexes in my opinion. And if you're going to, you know, if men get caught up in domestic abuse charges and their punishment is severe, then the punishment for women who also domestically abused men should be equally as severe as a man's punishment. You know what I'm saying? Because that's not fair to fucking, okay, let's say a domestic abuse charge gets one dude like five to six years, but then like in one state, you know, the woman gets caught with a charge like that. and she gets like maybe two to three years but then like in one state you know the woman gets caught with a charge like that and she gets like maybe two to three years you know that's not right you know I'm saying like humans should have the right to self-defense it's just the way I see it and if you don't abuse me that's cool you know it's you too we're all out to have our own opinions, you know. But, uh, you know… Like I said, mass shootings give guns a bad name, and give gun owners a bad name, and innocent lives are lost. You know, when Brock Obama wanted to address the public after the Sandy Hooks shooting, you could just see it in his fucking eyes dude, he's just like, man, I don't want to fucking be here doing this shit right now, God damn it, why? You know, like that's fucking bullshit man. You got a problem with the world, We'll fucking bitch about it on YouTube. Place in video games, paint a picture, find some healthy outlet to release it. Pulling a mass shooting is not the answer. If you're getting bullied, you're picked on, fuck suicide and fuck mass shootings, man. You know what I'm saying? And if you're a bad fucking day, if you're old enough to drink, have a couple of beers and get over it. You know what I'm saying? Like, for real, this is bullshit. You too. Like, ugh. A chair pat tobacco is quite delicious. My buddy is into my buddy Jeremy's epileptic and he's into Rastafurian. And this is the staff I'm building for him. Here's the bottom of it, and the top of it is where the quartz crystal is going to go. Oh, sorry. Right there, there we go. That's no big deal because the pan on its drying, it didn't affect it, so we're golden. Well, I put a quartz crystal at the top of it right here, where that holds that and make it some copper wire when it's done drying in there wrap it around the base of the crystal and then down to about here, you know what I'm saying. And it'll look cool. The handle of it is right here. I might do something with that too, you know. It's getting there. It's out a process where, you know, it's getting there. It's out a process where, you know, it's almost done, like literally almost done. And this shit's gonna look cool when it's done. But it's hard to work on ones and stuffs when you make out the job and the supplies to do it. Yeah. But, um, with me being on keepercast, it opens up a lot of exposure for my channel and I can make a lot of money on YouTube with their exposure, you know what I'm saying, because people would be like, okay, we gotta check this dude out. It's good. This guy's cool. You know know. In the Satanic Bible, it says, thou shalt not force themselves upon thy, which basically means the Satanic Bible is against rape. And people say Satan's evil. That's the misunderstanding. Christians who are against witchcraft but they believe in Jesus Christ, who they say supposedly rose from the dead, which sounds like necromancy. Oh, edgy. Did you know that Jesus Christ had the best hands for masturbation? They called it His Holiness. Is that what they meant? Is that what they meant by His Second Coming? Oh, he raptured all over a nun's face. That was horrible, but that's why it was funny. Heh. If I told that joke, I had a comedy club and they were a couple of Christians he'd be like boo that joke was offensive if they were like Christians and Catholics in the in the crowd they'd be like boo that's offensive oh my crowd we were ever building a bridge and get over it no waw jeez oh oh Sometimes I gotta keep my savage witty tongue under control because I could really say something to really piss off some motherfuckers and it's a good thing I have big ass fucking arms because if I fucking piss somebody off and then get my face I'd be like you want to take this outside let's fucking do this shit motherfucker and look at me like fuck I don't want to get my nose broken. All right man mother's Whatever man That's right I can walk away. You don't know who you fucking with gee slice Because I cut and dice you in this rhyme put lyrical time like a limb in a lamb because you act and sour a while I devour you on this rap And devour you on this rap and take a shit and crap all over your style Motherfucker used to ask like a rap you're just in denial I got you corpse fucking chopped off floating down the Nile Fedgy to crocodiles and piranhas Yeah, that's how hard I go with that rap. I don't need a pen and paper for this shit to rap legit. Miracle skill when I scar and kill. Scarran cell these haters. Saying fuck these haters when I bust a rap, and then I'm like, Duce is then later. There was one advantage to having Asperger's I can be creative at times, but the social awkwardness doesn't make it easy. It could be worse. I got friends who are epileptic, you know, and that really puts things in perspective. Homebody Scotti is legally blind. And you got two friends that are apoleptic Jeremy and Alex you know. And it's like it puts things in your perspective man you think all your shit sucks but who you know there's always somebody out there who's got at worse than you do. Everyone's got a story to tell and everyone struggles in life, straight up. Everyone has some sort of struggle in life, whether they be small or big. Everyone's got a struggle in life. Yeah. Yeah, I get drunk and I get on my little tire right there and yeah, I gotta see what I got to say. That's good. Yeah, because I have to leave it on my videos and I'll sit and produce as more content content from my fucking channel doesn't it? Yes it does. Yeah people get drunk and do stupid shit you know under certain circumstances if they weren't my home I'd fucking deck I'm in the face for the shit they were pulling but but I'm like you realize that people get drunk and they do stupid shit, you know. Leave it at that. keeping the place clean hunting for jobs, hanging out with friends, making YouTube videos, you know what I'm saying, pretty much, and watching cartoons and playing video games, playing guitars, working on my music, working on my wands, you know, day-to-day stuff that, you know, it's entertainment to some degree, you know, it's some of those things, you know, it's entertainment to some degree with some of those things, you know. It's a way for me to stay productive even though life isn't going as smoothly as I planned. Yeah. Wendy's not only fired me because of false customer complaints, but when they remodel the store I worked at or used to work at they no longer needed a lobby attendant so basically the cashier comes out and cleans the lobby when he or she can that's how you want to do things you know but me personally if I had my own fast food restaurant I would pay somebody to clean the lobby so that I open customers come in they have a they automatically boom every time they come in and have a clean place to sit down and eat you know but I'm not in charge of that gig so it's whatever you know but I put in four loyal years to that company you know and my clucking number was four I worked at Wendy's for and my clucking number was four for three years but four. For three years, but then the fourth year I was there they changed the clock in system. You entered the last four digits as your social security number and it saved you into the computer. It's when you log in you have to scan your thumbprint. It was like working for the CIA, the cheeseburgers, the initiative, associates. Just kidding, no, but seriously, that's how it played out though, and I was like, damn. Oh. Blackville is potent shit. Blackville is starting to freeze up so I'll end the video. Duce is YouTube. you know.