Original Video: Ended my Dry Spell TWU

What's up you crazy bastards? Oh, I could have stayed over here in the dark. No one would have, look, I blend. Nobody would have made me a sauce. So I'll stick right here. It's right there. It's right there. I know. I'll just try to steal it. Yeah, Jessica showed up. That's most definitely what the fuck is up tubes. And we got a drink combo, of course. You know, the peanut bar whiskey and the A&W root beer. Yeah, it is really good. It tastes like chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. That's one Spongebob episode. That's one of my favorite. Spongbobs! Spar-bob!!!… tremendous, I mean, you know, Chris is crapspoiled again. with my little sister yeah So such a 90s baby Well I'll say when Splensville first came out Because my sister's three years younger All I heard was That's what's up. Thank you for your donation, Beaty. Appreciate it. Yeah, I didn't like such a person. All donations will go towards treating Jessica to a romantic girl. Whether it's Wendy's or Silver Fox, you know. Silver Fox makes so fucking bomb-ass prime rib. Although I will say this, not as good as my dad's prime rib. My dad makes the best prime rib. No apologies. It would be cute. You know, my dad's an amazing cook. He gets a meal when he comes back, yeah. This really does taste like chocolate. It honestly does. It does. That's crazy how like the A&W root beer with the screwball peanut butter tastes like chocolates. How long did you last? None of your business. Yeah, none of your business, yellow, but thank you for your $2. Hurs. You didn't dust your change her name before she came there? Wow. And it's like, who fucking cares? I carved wands in my apartment, so like, dusting is kind of pointless, but when it gets real bad I do dust. Y'all are dumb dude. That's most definitely what's up? Can you shout out? Ryan, shout out to Ryan. Thank you for your $5 or your $10 donation. or your $10 donation. That's what's up Cope's grass on getting your lizard wet. That's a King Cobe, Reverend, what the fuck you're talking about. for your $2. Shout out to Liquid. Bill? Liquid dated. Thank you for your $2. Proud of you, Cope. Congrats. Thank you, our crap, for your $5. And grumb for your $2. Red lobster time. Yeah, dude, I don't ask Jessica, somewhere lobster if she was into it. Yeah. Pina bord are colobres. There's so fun. This is like three shots in one, Josh. Yeah, I got the biggest shot class in my cupboard, man. Best 28 seconds of the young lady's life. Thanks, Nick, for your $2. That's most definitely what's up, Cubs. Thank you, Lisa. Longer than 28 seconds. 28 seconds Do you like faith? No more or any Mike? Project what the fuck is the scallinger on about. Thank you for your $10. Let's go Cobra. Shout out to Spencer. Yes, thank you for your two dollars. Remember for one month, that's what's up, thank you, Landon. That's most definitely what's up. People are like, oh my gosh, Jessica, gonna show up. Are you guys gonna stream together? Well here you go, me and Jessica are streaming together. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have zero electives. You don't see me complaining? No. You're not. But cool. And then it's something. But no, you're not complaining. But no, you're not complaining. All the superchaps are coming and they'll go towards food hacks. Thank you for all the generosity. You don't gotta donate, but if you do, it's really appreciated. Although I won't get superchaps till I reach my goal at the end of the month. I hope you're all having a fucking beautiful Friday dude, I know I am, shit, I ain't going. I think a plan. That's something I did want to do is go buy a lottery ticket somewhere, but if you don't want to leave, you don't want to buy a lottery ticket because I got a good feeling when I win the lottery this year. Yeah, well I have a feeling that either me or you will because I've already manifested this. So and I'm gonna get what I fucking have been owed. Even my friend believes that I deserve the multi-million ticket. I want to know how to read you right. You know, a little sugar baby. I'm older than you Josh. Yeah, how does that work out? You'll just be my sugar daddy. There you go. Sending hate. What the fuck? Sending hate from Australia? Okay, if you're sending hate, why would you donate money? That's just the thing of it. My trolls are fucking retarded They're mentally deficient. Yeah, pretty much By or something nice cop glad to know your pants savage still sausage still works. Oh my fucking God, dude. They love your jicks. She like pork ribs? I don't know man, you know I could do it or dash some pork ribs for I had the money and no I've already bought plenty of groceries or she wants pork ribs. The lady gets what she wants you know. this. I wish I had been wearing it so I could read their comments for your honor. You don't want to read the comments? They're fucking disgusting. I don't want to read them. because here and that just proved it y'all got blocked motherfucker get some pussy in your life and you'll be a lot happier stop sucking Cobra's dick and maybe you'll find somebody you know what I'm saying I'm about to be over the fucking moon with this fucking peanut butter cobra you're already over the moon because like pussy oh yeah coves order your You're already over the moon. Cuz I'm like, let's see. Oh, oh. Yo, Cobes, order your nice bottle of alcohol, no cheap stuff, I and drink that. Ah, I'm sure we can do that. Yeah, we can work on something. You better not romance your lady oh my god if you hate Cobra why give him money that's just yeah I agree with Jessica my trolls are mentally delusional dude teeth check and fuck off leave Josh alone Eh, fuck off too fucking easy. All I gotta do is hide comments and don't even acknowledge it. The only thing they give is your comment got deleted and fuck sickos. Right, John, I still think they know mine. No, they're just mad because I got a sweet love age lady at my side and they don't. That's what it is dude. I made sure to shower with my tactical soap before Jessica came over her. And she even said the first time she met me, she's like, shit, you smell good. I'm like, yeah, what's up? At this point my trolls are so mad that Jessica's here and I fucking love every minute of it so I could you suck Cobra's dick any harder dude? Yeah I just burnt before me. That's all right you know and Jessica's got you beat to that you know what I'm saying to To my YouTube drills? What? That, uh, Jessica sucked my drink harder than you guys do, so y'all can suck it. I'm so happy for you, Cobes. Thanks, man, I appreciate it. Close close your eyes Josh and put out your other can no no no no like here past dispensers for Harry Potter that's what the fuck is up thank you Jessica I love Harry Potter is such a beautiful series a beautiful Harry Potter. It's such a beautiful series. My favorite character of the Harry Potter has to be snate. My second favorite would be Voldemort because all the fear he causes and his enemies. Because I'm a complete psychopath like that, but anyways. Oh, hold on to these, thank you Jessica. Are you going to eat the peas? Yeah, I'll probably eat the peas and then like a lot of the dispensers because pest dispensers are definitely collectible. Yeah, I got, well I got three things back here but the other one you probably, even if you don't want it, I'm like a second too. But I got something else from the two, so close, and close. Oh, check out the sweet little moonshine jug. Lay off, this is, what's to say? Let me see it. Let me of it. You just gotta make a little, I actually have the cork that, well, whatever, there's a little cork in it, but it's like so weak in whatever, it's like either it's gonna go in the hole or you need to make a new one. Yeah, going in the hole, yeah. I brought that original cork with me and also the cork from the wine that you bought me like you could probably I also have that spider web whiskey bottle obviously not with me like getting shipped to you in that box but like you could probably like cut that court make a new thing for that and um whiskey ball. Oh yeah I'm so glad that did not bright I was so worried it was worried it was broken. that and um… everyone he or if I say blah blah he eats me I don't I'm just talking I don't like no I fully agree like people are fucking assholes see look at that y'all gonna spam my shit but it's like all you're gonna do is get banned so you're wasting your fucking time especially with Jessica here my shoulder so fucking jealous that Jessica is here it's driving them fucking insane all they can do is fucking spam my fucking chat with lies I wish I could read it I wish I'd fuck Jared from subway that's all I got to say with their fucking plastic bread yeah no shit this is why I fuck with Jersey Mike because they you know what I'm saying? They ain't gonna hire no fucking. Really wouldn't. Jersey Mike's taste better than this. Ever since they hire Jared from Subway, fucking, I can't eat there anymore. Like, it just leaves a… Yeah, dude., Subway does make good subs, but like Jersey mice is so much better. But their bread is also plastic. It's like 20 or whatever percent yoga mat or something. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. But they said like they finally use real bread, but they have to like use all their faking. No, you don't have to use your fake plastic ingredients to fill people's stomachs? No, you don't. That's, that's fucking disgusting. And how long the fuck has Jared been like, like, forever? Yeah, fuck Jared from Subway. That fucking nasty kind of all-saggy pieces shit. It's like the flow from progressive, like that nobody else is getting that job exactly talk about a PR disaster I do help yourself. That's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I'll be sleeping like a baby and I'll be crying like a baby at 60 and like, where am I up this fucking early? Oh, because you drank, you stupid. Like, okay, I don't know for you, but when I drink, I can sleep pretty fucking hard, but it's only for like a few hours. Why do we get six seven in a war? Is that right? No it doesn't. Yeah. You guys for me. The trolls are so fucking mad that Jessica's here, I'll fucking love it dude. And if you weren't mad, you wouldn't be spamming my chat with lies. What are they saying? Fok Arkelly. Pist on a little girl. So fucking disgusting, dude. Well, that's true, though. That's not what. R. Kelly is gross. Nasty-ass-ass Negro, that's what I'm saying, dude. You know that Dave Chappelle song, I want to piss on you! I'm just saying it! You know that song. I'm just saying you know that song I thought that was fucking hilarious it's little music charity but no our Kelly is gross but like all of Hollywood whatever yeah that's just it if my mom's on top and I'm talking to lead it I'll top of it all fucking deleted I don't give a shit give me some controls to slay man fucking like my evening that much more enjoyable right on time with this shit You span my chat because you're jealous of Cobra and is very apparent. I'm not, they're fucking sound. I actually feel sorry for my YouTube girls. So I don't actively go out of my way to spend their chat or anything, you know? Because they don't probably have a chat because they're too pussy. Exactly, they're too much more pussy to start their own fucking YouTube channel, because they're just, exactly. I tell people all the way. Oh, you want to listen to listen to your music? And you start your own channel and you don't have to show your face, start your own channel, put your own fucking shitty music. Let me play my shitty music, going mice, and then you can start your own, play your own little shit. Then we can all listen to shit talking laugh in birth. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Longly-haws-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-h-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-h-h-huh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Pina butter, chocolate, and then root beer. Even Jessica agrees with me, man. She's like a fucking taste. Do a little combo, a peanut butter cobras. Yeah. Even Jessica agrees with me, man. She's like, it tastes like chocolate. I'm like, I know, right? Like, how the fuck? He meets A&W root beer, you have peanut butter screwball whiskey and it's like a chocolatey taste. Like peanut butter chocolate and then roopier and hit your mouth. He's like, oh this is. Pow right in the kisser. Yeah. Not a whole lot of fucking plans for the evening after we get off stream. And Jessica are gonna watch the movie Timestone because it's my favorite Western. I hope we don't fall asleep. Because if you do it's fine. I know. Well I fall asleep to almost every movie but like I've literally been halfway sleep for either well. We should have been cuddling and sleeping but I'm literally in halfway sleep for either well. We should have been cuddling and sleeping but I'm not I'm not I'm not I am delirious. You get a lot of wearis some alaka sleep. Yes, that's fine. So I will look at that I'm ignoring my YouTube dros and chat. Now they get nothing. We don't even get a delete. It's just gonna piss them off that much more. Look at that, I'm ignoring my YouTube shows and chat, now they get nothing. They don't even get a delete. And it's just gonna piss them off that much more. Like delete my comment, you asshole? Exactly, so they can jack off to how awesome cobras. What do you think? I want to girl to kiss on like six years. That feels like… What have I been saying, YouTube? Keep rocking your tactical soap and keep waiting patiently and see what happens. And y'all sit there and like, what should we trust Cobra? He hasn't and yeah yeah yeah yeah like okay spamming covers chat makes you feel better about your shitty sick or life good job fuck you and eat a bag of horse cocks I hope you don't sell but sell it. I don't want to know. I don't want to know all them white nasty bitches out there that can't get no real day. That's what it is. My trolls can't get laid over there on a crappy relationship with an ugly ass. You could treat something like shit. And it just makes them mad, dude. Like, why should I get upset about what somebody says in chat? dude like you ain't get no pussy, you don't have a girlfriend. So keep talking shit because all it's going to do is make you look like desperate. You said something the other day that was so cute. No, I don't remember. But no more alcohol after this show. Even if I ask for it no more. Okay, well then how in the bottle? There's the bottle. Oh, it's right there. I gave you the bottle to sip on it at your leisure. Oh, there it is. Good, because I'm about out myself. Like, bartender fixed me another one. Uh, Cobras drink combos are the shit! So, uh… like yeah what's what's up that's why I rock the tactical soap fellows you know what I'm saying I'm saying yes sir you know I'm saying no I'm saying to call Jacob fucking Jones I know it's not that like I don't want to like get you like so drunk you're out of your comfort zone, you know what I'm saying? Like I totally get it. Still nice, because I'm so fucking tired it's really… You feel a little… Hmm… as far as tactical self goes, I took a shower earlier with my bond number one and I put on my beard oil and the bullet number one cologne and then like the body bond number one lotion you know so yeah I'm definitely smelling like a rock star, dude. I literally just wash. Right here's like a cussing. Well, okay, yeah, I'm getting like little heartburn. I'm getting scared. No. So I got a like, oh, I got water right here though, so make sure my stupid. Like a plenty of water, so yeah, my YouTube troll sent me like ball of the water, and I just sit there and I drink it, because it's like, hey, thanks for the free water, you know. Well, I don't think they're trolls when they use water, babe. half the time, you know, Being King Cobra is crazy sometimes. Well, water is not bad though. No it isn't. So they're not, I mean yes, can you hurt yourself on too much water? Yeah, but you can hurt yourself like a lot of things or whatever. But no, people that are sending you water on control. But at the time, who cares and who knows? No, people that are sending water on cold. I feel sorry for those motherfuckers. The way I see it, drinking water should be a basic human rights. We shouldn't have to fucking pay money for water. You know, clean drinking water should be a basic human right. But that's just my opinion. Or food or fucking shelter? Exactly. Food, water, and shelter should be a basic human rights. And if we legalize marijuana marijuana, then tax the fuck out of it, we can take the money we make off a weed, and we can use that money to pay for food, water, and shelter for people who can't afford it, you know? Oh, hello. Well. And then it's fine. All right. Yeah, I don't know how many shots were in the first one or the second one, but I'm dying. It's not your fault, but I'm literally sorry. And that means I'm late too far. You know, you've not got a cute drinking if you don't want to. No, I know, but I just want to know like literally how many shots are in the stuff. I don't know, I'll just give you the biggest shock glass that I had my covered and for you have a shock. My bad. What's up? You know your shower is honey? Is it running out of the faucet? Yeah, that's normal. Don't worry about it. The internet is literally exploding with the rage from my YouTube trolls and the excitement from my fucking fans. And it's like… Gosh! What? I'm sorry. I got heartburn. Oh, I'm sorry. You got heartburn. I do. I don't want to get too fucked up. I would, but I don't got jack. Yeah, so like, take that alcohol. Because I don't want to get like… You're all right, Jessica. I don't want to get too fucked up, you know. I don't… Look at the size of this shock glass YouTube that's the shock glass I gave to Jessica well then come over here and sit on my god damn lab no one's I know but I like that last thing I should have looked like I do want to sit on your lap, just give me a few minutes. That's fine, no rush. I have to piss YouTube off more than anything. Like, oh my God, Josh has a girl sitting on his lap. Why don't I have that? Because you all can't stop sucking Cobra's cock dude. Pina butter cobras. I want to sit on your lap, but like fucking heartburn. I just look at a heartburn after the stream. I can all of this door dash some like heartburn shit, you know, no worries. It's like that stuff is not hard. It's very easy to drink. Oh yeah, peanut butter screwball whiskey is fucking smooth as silk dude. So why is it like making you feel like this? I have no idea. Also on your map, which is a shame man, you know? No rush, you know, whatever you're comfortable with. Oh my gosh. Yeah. The all the time is coming up fellas. Get yourself some tactical soap. Tell me right now, the first thing Jessica said to me was, you smell good. I'm like yeah you know what I'm saying dudes do deaths they them I mean, fucking base, oh yeah, you're gonna get up fucking… You're gonna get wasted off some vodka shit. Yeah, one of my fucking fans dropped her Walmart bag off with a huge bottle of vodka, some shooters, and I appreciate that. Was not expecting that. So thank you. Pina buttercoopras. Mm-hmm. And we are root beer mess with peanut butter screwball always. It's fucking delicious dude. It tastes like peanut butter, root beer and chocolate. It's like a Reese's pieces on alcohol. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Something like that. It does taste like that. Shandsley and then literally as fuck me. Oh, I can literally drink a whole bottle of alcohol but they're not out in the bill, it's alcohol. I'm stupid. I drink a whole stupid bottle of something wrong, but a few things of tea, I'm going to die. Oh my god. No whiskey is pretty potent, yes. It literally, I think because like I have like a level of malaria on me that it takes away from alcohol and it hits me. Yeah, you said you didn't. You were so excited to meet me like you didn't sleep all night. so I get that. I'm definitely drunk. I'm not tipping any shots or in that one thing. I'd have to literally… I have no idea either. I just know it's my biggest shock glass that I offer. I literally have to measure the amount, ounce by ounce, and then put them in one. Like, that was at least two to three ounces. I'm definitely drunk. I'm not tipping anything. I'm not tipping anything to be nothing. I'm not giving you underwear or anything. That's for my view and pleasure only. Yeah. Yeah, the heat crank up all the way in the apartment complex I live and did an amazing job cranking up the heats. And they fixed the heater or so. You know what? I can turn down the heat. So I guess that made you feel better. I just got like a little fan or something. I don't have a fan, but I'll turn the heater down halfway there. You know, I could have brought my little canned health fan. If I would have known, I would have, I would have known that would have been, I would have brought it into. Look so adorable with a Harry Potter Hogwarts press blanket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like him. Oh. Oh The age restricted the video because I'm drinking to begin with. Yeah. count one of me that just was fucking not to eat, but one of the best person. Oh, I can't. I don't know if you'll all need unwanted and then why, as soon as I turn my back, you know, doing the stuff shit. And I notice people aren't coming in my thing anymore, but they still go to Bali. Like, they Bali is boring. Like, she might be a businessman if you're wrong. Look I don't want any general Bali dude you and Jessica got problems you can work it on. I was starting my channel. What? I was just saying I don't want any drawn with Bali if you and Jessica got problems y'all can work it out. Who's got problems with her besides me? I'm sorry Harris. Who's not problems? Yeah, why is this way? Who mentioned her besides me? I don't know if Josh, I'm in my own little world, I'm trying to make me I'm sorry, why is my stuff wet? No idea. I don't know either. I don't know either. My sweat, sweater has like, like, like, droppy. I don't know, I'm trying to make myself feel better. I'm sorry if you're feeling like shit, I hope you feel better. Well, that stuff is very smooth, so like you don't think you would hit you in a bad one. No, exactly. Fucking whiskey is, whiskey that smooth is, yeah. It's like making my chest hurt a little bit. I grew up listening to that song as I need a hero. childhood that fucking drumbeat is so epic. Yeah. Where all the good man gone. The street was Hercules. You know when you hear Bonnie Taylor singing I need a hero? That's what women are looking for dude. Yes, sir. I feel like I spilled something on it. I smell like peanut butter. I don like I spilled something on it. I smell like peanut butter. I don't know, I never spilled anything, but I thought in rICO peanut butter. Yeah it's part of their whiskey dude. Yeah I'm talking sticky. We're gonna have to be shower together. Oh yeah I like you're sticky and then I'll stick a shower. You're too late. Oh, Jesus Christ is a con, that's good shit. Too late, Josh. I'm not complaining. Are you people? Are you people being nice to you? I'm not really sure, to be, I'm kind of like knowing chat, just doing the video because there's nothing against chance, just people want to see this content, so I give it to them, you know. Well Joshi, when I feel better, I'll sit on your lap before you get off. Like, I just am trying not to… No, no worries, you're good. Because it's like the thing is, you get fucked up really fast before you can even feel like the after effect. I get that. And then by the time it hits you again, your chest hurts and you don't feel good. Why are you feeling this? Yeah, I get what you're saying. I got a high-tonesed alcohol, so don't feel like you got to compete with me or anything. No, no, there's no competing. It was good. I really like that stuff. It like, it tastes like every time you do that, it's like a little chocolate thing but then if you don't answer your little snickers friend your little whatever other chocolate friend I'm like cut damn it I'm not trying to judge them yeah yeah buddy peanut butter whiskey and some a&W root beer peanut bordicobras taste like chocolate peanut butter and like it really does it's pretty good. You heard I hear her hear from her mouth, her without first folks. Although I will say it is giving me like heartburn or whatever but other than that it is it is good. I I don't fucking I have no reason to lie. Especially if I haven't worked with that company. What do you mean about Josh? Well, you got heartburners making me feel sad. I don't know. No, it's going away. Don't feel sad. I just, I can't drink like, huge amounts of stuff like through a little, whatever you want. Either a bomb hit rest or whatever. You know, I've had people give me presents on YouTube and like that brown blanket that I like just the plain brown one not the plain brown one the with a white trim like I've been right for you and then he I guess he got blocked I'm like like okay I'm sorry you're blonde I swear it was me and do I block people like a block shitsons of people but you're probably going to block, I'm like, like, okay, I'm sorry you're blunt, I swear it was mean, and do I block people? I do want shit sons of people, but you're probably going to know it first. Indeed. Thank you to all the super shots, or really appreciated dudes, and do that, stay, thens. I think it's finally going away, so I should be able to get up there like how are you guys going to do you don't feel comfortable just lay down sleeping off whatever I'm feeling fine it's just like it is so good that you can't tell when it's going to creep up on you yeah with that's what's dangerous about good tasting and alcoholic you like it goes down so smooth and then it you can't tell when it creeps up on you. I know the feeling. Screw ball! Peanut butter whiskey and A&W root beer, peanut butter cobra. Drink it! Yeah. Like, you get like a peanut butter chocolate rootopier taste in your mouth and it's just like, oh, that's explicitly delicious. You really do. That's why you need to like go to like, okay, so for instance, whatever the thing you were making, because I probably just didn't have, it's not that I didn't want to rewrite whatever you were, I probably just didn't have to go to a coffee all about it. When I saw her, like, same name, Jessica, I already had the thing open, but I didn't realize that. And then when I found out, I hope she treats me like all the other gents that she was, like, it's like, it's really fucked up. That is beyond fucked up. It is. Oh. She'll be fine folks. No I am fine. I just I drank too much. too fast because I like that. Peanut Butter Whiskey. Oh yeah. that kind of butter whiskey. I love my Jack Daniels, but screwball peanut butter is like second in line next to it, dude. And plus people, I've literally been up all night and that causes delirium. It's not like, oh, it's just one problem. But no, I feel a lot better, but I'm just, I'm gonna still be here for a few more minutes. That's understandable. I'll even up all night, fucking, and that causes delirium. I get that, we pull an all-nighter. You know, I'm saying, the lack of sleep makes your brain go, man. Yeah. She's like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I don't know. She's excessive. Mm-hmm. See, I do have to go pee. So probably when I roll over and go pee. But no, I feel fine now. It's just, actually, when was the last time I ever felt like out there. I don't have to pee too here in a second so you'll be both. So I can't see. Probably never. There you go. I don't want to say no. But, but… But, no, I do feel fine. I am going to sit in Josh's lap here in a short little bit. So I can… Oh, I have to pee too here in a second, so you'll be both. So I can literally prove to you asshole I'll be saying on his fucking log card map. You don't got to prove nothing the fact that you're here is proof enough. It's making my troll so mad dude, so fucking mad. That's better, that's like the next best thing about you being here is how much it pisses off my ass all YouTube trolls. How much do you like having a stroke? Are they stroking out? Not that comment. Are they like having a stroke? Do you want to go to the doctor? I do that for a few. Did you still have my shot or did you drink it? No, you told me to take the alcohol away from you so that's what I'm doing. Oh, I see. I guess you said you were getting heartburn from the whiskey, so I, okay, all right, all right, I'll cut you off. I was, I think I was drinking too fast, because you know, I don't know my limits. No, you don't, and, you know, if you say, take it away, I a little baby one, not all the way to the skull brain. All right. seriously good whiskey people it is really good people are trying to blow up my fucking phone right now it's like dude I'm trying to fucking stream with Jessica fucking there we go turn the phone off awesome I get a little sick I'm gonna go pee and then I'll come back and sit on your lap oh just for me or here give me the little skull and then yeah you pour whatever you feel comfortable and the green one is Salazar what is that's because this one yes garf this is garfield and the green one is Salazar Salazar Slitter Range. So here I part of my friends because I'm such a huge fucking nerd. Well see, so I've heard the name, but I didn't. They're both like these cute little stuffed monocled cobras kind of thing, you know, monocobras are a shit. I don't know what it says. You shouldn't hear what it means, George? No, I don't. I think I mean I'm just afraid. I'm afraid. It goes that chocolate taste. I don't even have to have the root there. I can taste it. Yeah, I've been drinking the drink combo. I've been drinking the drink. I've been drinking the drink. Drink, common, motherfucker. I think it best. Who? So the right. Don't talk to me, I'm drunk. Thank you, big pink shout out. I'll make sure to meet you. What does that say? I'm so proud of you both and happy. I all Amber! I'm so proud, happy of you both. I love you both. You are too light of my favorite people. Eventually, you both need to come here so I can let you smoke my home, grown stuff. I had ten plants and green. You and Josh, let me mind your channel. Oh, you should mod Amber. I think she's pretty decent. Hi, Joshi. Hello. You know, you took a little to show you. Oh, you're so cute. I don't know either. All right, let me go pee and I'll come back and see on you. Oh, that sounds like look at Austin Time. You give me… You give me tickles? Yeah, you took a little You know, you tickle a little bit of a yellow? What? Take a little? Yes? You should already know that. No, I do. Let me go pee before it peed on me, so you don't want that. Yeah, that… Oh, hello. Shit. I didn't do it. No, not at all. I'm sorry Garfielded. I mean, squishy blood. There you go. Holy shits. Hey, YouTube. And she used to my grandparents, something to live a long life. My remaining grandparents should see. Cobras are so good dude I'm telling you right now this fucking drink all boys slam and dude peanut butter whiskey ain't w roopier You're set What's going on? Nothing, I was just bragging to you two about my delicious discovery of the peanut butter on the A& it. It tastes like peanut butter goodness. Yeah, it's peanut butter goodness. Yeah, because whiskey does not, that's not normal whiskey, obviously. No, it's peanut butter whiskey and screwball peanut butter whiskey is way better than regular. Oh yeah, you hurt her lady herself. But, oh but. It's definitely fucking backwards. I'm not gonna answer that. I'm not gonna answer that because it's fucking probably a bullshit door-dass- We're too busy fucking making love!- This is… Fuck you. Yeah, and I knew it was backwards. Because the fucking neck, and why is everything wet? There's a little droplets of… No, but like, okay, whiskey and rum have their own tastes. That they do. But no, seriously, that peanut butter wipes any of it out. Like, so it's like, what's easier, rum, or of the peanut butter? And it's the peanut butter and then you drink too many, because you're, and then it's like, even away at your heart muscles, or something. Who's this? I'm cold. I'm pretty cold. No worries. Where's the Blanky Go? No, I'm going to lose them because you're going to be snatching them. Oh, I got my clothes everywhere. I'm going to leave like five underwares to you. That's fine. I'll also be sniffing when you leave. No, I'm going to lose them because you're going to be snatching them. I'm just…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Smatch it! I'm just… What about eating an underwear? Ah! How am I too heavy for you? No, not at all. I don't know why. Ah, that's real nice. What are you saying? What are the assoles are you in tune? It gives a fuck about the assole. We have the chick on my lap. I mean, I see. That shit a lot. Look. Who? Good Mythical Morning. I love watching their stream, right? Linker the shit. Oh, is it YouTube? Yeah, it's a YouTube channel. Oh, good. Good Mythical Morning? Yeah, they, they are, one of their favorite fukers, one of my favorite episodes is when they deal with Chester Bennington. I tried some food and got so you know yeah. Yeah he's literally John Podesta is his fucking father and you know if you know you know you know you you don't got to explain more he was sacrificed. That's far. Before I even knew I knew I knew who fucking Chester but I knew who he was. I, I knew, you're singing really good. Right, yeah. I know, I know, I knew of the John Podesta and whatever, and then after he, I was like, oh my God, the fucking looks just, you know, Bill Mar is fucking, God damn, the fucking, playboy boy boy boy bitch. God you see them side by side you can't even and fucking denier. That is his literal fucking son. Every man cried when he lived or died, dude. That time spoken bastard's awesome. Oh, fucking. No worries. It happens. But I mean, fucking dude. I'm trying to just drink my drink. You want to smell like a playboy? check out tactical stuff. Jessica likes the way, Ma I'm trying to just drink my drink and I'm sorry. You want to smell like a playboy? Check out tactical stuff. Jessica likes the way it's now. I'm telling you right now, dude. Is that a paper tell? No, it's a shadow. No, that's a Sean and my Green Town costume. No. I was looking beyond the… I'm saying it's a shadow. I got fucking… I just watched this. This is why I am a mess. It's all right. They don't call me Miss. just for nothing. And look, it's just beating. Yeah. I can never be a pretty pretty princess. Yeah, my? Yes. Are you sure about that? Oh, you're sitting on my lap right now, so what do you think? Say hello. Ah. signal it's the door is locked I'm not going to answer it Yeah, the trolls are gonna try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they're so jealous they can't get late. I was like, dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troll, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me. I'm YouTube famous and I gotta check out my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life? Jackie loves you? Pretty much. Oh. That's what they do. So you like your whiskey bottle? Yeah, partial whiskey is my favorite Yeah, that's why you're getting two whiskey bottles because I already had all this stuff like pre-plan years ahead just for you I don't know who Josh is but he's gonna be mine. Happy Super Bowl weekend your fuckers. What he just like? I have no idea who's playing but I watched the Super Bowl of my friends You're gonna be doing that What is that 11? have friends. Look, it's still beaded if I had a fucking child. But I don't. Just like that, I literally washed everything. I'm like, how, I'm not even drunk. Literally, a buzz. Yeah, drunk out of my mind, no. But I'm like, s- I'm a- I'm a— I'm a insane, I'm a same, I'm a same, it's a good man, and I'm a oop, Don't you get a bit on me? Oh shit, sorry, I am. You like fill my pussy up with gasoline. So you can keep going like the in the dresser buddy? Yeah, it keeps going. Like the one-90s computer game with the energizer Barney ass situated in the space. Don't touch that. You don't know where it could have been. If anyone gets the reference that I'm making there you go you're definitely a 90s baby I've probably heard it, but don't even Don't even ask me to look you're good. I don't remember what it's called. That's remember it being a game on my mom and dad's computer when I was a kid and had the energize your bunny And then being like don't touch that you don't know where it could have been. It's probably like what I feel though. Not sure what it is. What else would you not want to touch where it's been in this other? Yeah. Why is that cute? Yeah See I got a girl sitting on my lab with the fuck you doing trolls. Yeah, so definitely enjoying this And that was pretty you doing trolls. You're enjoying it. Yeah, so finished it. And that was pretty, because these are the little small, that was pretty nice. I accidentally dropped my stupid tech. Oh, fuck me. I accidentally dropped my tab in there. But I did. Yeah, I finished it. Oh no. I think I only poured a little thing in the night. Yeah, that stuff's dangerous. Yeah, that stuff's dangerous. Yeah, I've got peanut butter whiskey. It's dangerous because it's so bloody fucking the smoothest. It is. Then when you mix it with A&W root beer, it tastes like chocolate and peanut butter and it's like it really does like that's probably why they got past me the first time but whoo that shit will fuck me up talk about reptiles why is this like an uncomfortable I'm not dancing you stupid I'm sitting here if you find this like an uncomfortable I'm not dancing you stupid, I'm sitting here. If you find this uncomfortable, you know where the door won't hit you where the good. Yeah, be fun and uncomfortable. Why the fuck you watch it? Like, oh my god, Coble finally got a girlfriend. Oh, I'm so mad. Where the good demon splits you? Jesus. Your face is flat, just like your fucking flat, fucking paper cop. Yeah, fucking ignore the hateers. They're so mad. I got a girl sitting on my lap and they don't. All I can do is talk shit. Don't be silly. Rap your willy. All stem that. Not me. Right? Right? Right, Joe? Yeah, exactly. They hate me. I don't get much luck. They hate you because they ain't you and because you're crazy about me, dude. Do that day-thems. Whatever. You know what I meant. I'm not a day then. No, I know you're not. That whole pronoun thing pisses me off. Don't call people my pronouns to a point, you know? Yeah. So when you get me started on that crap? Yeah, pretty much. Like you started identifying as a cat or a fucking plant. And it's like, okay, you're a human being. How does that work? And then as soon as you ask no questions, they get super offended. Like, oh my God. And it's like, okay, you know, I talked to… Talk this shit. I will say when I was little I did want to be a cat but not as a human adult as a little kid, yeah. You know when you're a little kid and you play pretend I get that but like well that experience you're adult wife, you're like, ah, jeez. I do agree. And then you got a tip to around all the fucking little delicate little flowers so they don't wealth in the garden. Whatever, a man or a lady have, oh no, I don't have to like probably collaborate with it. Yeah, that, you too. You don't mind me, man. Just give me kisses to my girl. I know you already fucked my brains though. I call this a fucking beautiful Friday man and I got alcohol and I got a chick on my left. Wait, I need your clique, but I didn't, I didn't hear it. There you go. Just don't break it. Don't smash my skull, man! I know you already fucked my brains though. Where's the top of my head. Where did you put it? I don't know, what the fuck I put it? You already buried it in the toilet or in the ground? Or you ate it. Want to… If I was top liver, you would eat me. Or he ate it. Longed you? And then if I was top liver you would eat me. I already ate you out so I ain't done with a thing. Well as long as my pussier would put me in chaffi. It's probably like pulling the man. Something like that. One of those expensive items. Yeah, well your pussy tends good and I don't mind saying that to YouTube, so fuck them. It's perfect. Thank you, Joe. Thank you. It doesn't keep you too much, I guys. People want to make pukable, she's all just magots, you ain't got a girl sitting on your lap. This is mine. That is mine. You can't have her. You see that's where taking that little shot? I didn't even take anything with that it still tastes like chocolate. But if you're kissing me because of my drink combo, it tastes like chocolate and peanut butter. Huh? Oh, see? That's where taking that little shot. I can feel the level in the… You know, it is too smooth. It's making me feel like it'll be a little shock. I can't really take it. No, because it literally isn't really tasting like, like, you know, I drink the rumba car, that doesn't taste like that. So you're going to feel the gross man like that is too, it is too smooth. It is literally, it made me feel like a young little underage alcoholic. Yeah, it takes like some shit, people under the certain age of drink, yeah. It brings up the inner kid with your alcohol. Oh, hello. Hello. I'm The drills want to waste their money on Door Dash, that's hilarious. talking door while I'm just fine. dude. What rules are fucking down? And if it's my fan of sending me stuff cool, what are you gonna make sure are fans and troll sending me shit. So it's like, eh. What is true? I just don't want to put this for one. No, you're getting off both of paying attention there. Because I already somehow, how did I knock my own? I have no idea. That's why they don't call me messy just. You could not let me make it. So if you're ever going to give you a little kid a nickname, make sure it's a good one not some stupid bullshit. I'm feeling good. Fuzzy. Fuzzy was he wasn't there. Fuzzy was he had no hair. Yeah, you already know. Well, I can't remember. I used to know the whole thing. So if he something blah blah he wasn't really fuzzy no less something like that I don't know I can't I used to know the whole thing Josh yeah sorry yeah we should figure that one out yeah we can't hold him so I don't fall yes I'm gonna fall hold in so I don't fall. Yes. I'm going to fall over the type of headache. That's the time I go share it. Backwards? Not, no, I'm not off the little whatever plane. I'm going to just backwards. Like the backwards would bitch that I am. I never got a little glass of root ear did I? A poisely I glass of rope ear to change with your shots. Where the hell is my glass? I have no idea. Is it up your ass? I definitely know about it. It is. No, I think I would know too. Oh no bitch. Oh. It's like… All right hold on to me Josh. I was going to stay stronger. No, I need longer fingers, not stronger. Yeah, well, actually, I do need stronger high. I don't fucking weak hands. This stuff will really take you to another dimension. Yeah, mean a whiskey is pretty fucking tasty, dude. I love it. Like, if we just got regular rum, I'd be in a different place. What does this say? I still can't figure it out. I don't know what their fucking says in the bottom of the glass. Well, okay, it says vodka. I see that much, but how do you? I can't figure it out. My eyes are safe. I'm curious, but I can't fucking figure it out. What do you do? Doing it up there in one two step? I don't care what I do. One of my business. I keep out of my neighbor's business. I don't tattle tail on them. And unless they ask me to call, then I call. Outside of that, I don't, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I'm like, oh, I'm just, no, just sound like they're like, like, I don't know. It sounds like they're having a good night too, man. Yeah, like, yeah. It sounds like somebody's dancing yourself like there, I don't know. I don't pay attention to work. Because I'm doing doing my own thing. I'm sorry. you see? It's a kind of fish-deep. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Just a little bit. It's pretty good. Like, I honestly don't remember if I liked it, but I don't even know if I tasted like peanut butter, but the second… Well, yeah, I took that shot for you on video chat. That shit was like super peanut buttery. I mean a whole wist sir. You bought me this miss and miss and miss and say no. I never said you were stupid. I never accused you of calling me stupid. Oh my god. I mean, yeah, don't you start your accusations? I mean a whole list sir. You bought me this, this, and this, and this and this and said no accusations went and you're drunk. No. No. I never did. Oh my goodness. missing me? Why are you so cute? You know what? I really don't know, I'll just do one my things. Yeah. You know what I mean. It's still a good one. You know, you too, I got a chick sitting in my lap and the trolls don't have shoot except cuckin' a make- check it out, you two, I got a chick sitting in my lap and the trolls don't have shit except sucking cobras cock and it makes them so mad dude like, I'm like, oh, thank you, Jessica. There you go. Good woman right there, shamming my beer. Like, yeah. After I dropped in glass. What were you to love Jessica? Yeah, that's what he said. There's a man for… Okay, hold on, okay, so now that this is empty. I'm going to figure this out. Yes. Because I know it says… Fuck off! You fuck off you wank us! Okay, so Vonkah is backward. Okay, so what is that word? How many houses are in that shot glass? I think three. I honestly think three. That would be nine. You used to be a shot. I'm like, all right, I want to pick the biggest shot glass in my cupboard and fucking boy a shot. That's not how to work. That's what. I think that's honestly like three. Maybe two. I'm going to analyze it one day, but not right now because I go blue blonde top touch. Yeah. Why is no fistic? No, I don't feel sick. I feel bad. I don't feel like I'm trying to put a risky one of them again. That's something's pretty easy to drink. Oh shit, sorry. So these god damn chose to suck my fucking ass. Crack. I'm sorry. I did that too. Gosh. I did that too. God damn with a smell, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm gonna go get an instant. Oh, I'm gonna let incense on camera, but I, because I don't want any smoke on camera, you know. They'll get you in trouble for that? Yes, they will. For incense? Yes, they will. Yeah, much fucking trolls are assholes. Well, when we fucking get rich and we build our clock tower dream mansion, we can literally call the I got the girl, now I was going to build a mansion. Yeah. And Josh, look, I've already manifested you this year. Okay, now did I get my multi-millionaire weddings, June 2nd 2021? No. But all of that whole shit happened. Because maybe… and it's not even maybe, because I know who I am within my heart apart, but maybe I wouldn't have appreciated as much, but I know that's not true. So when it does happen, I'm going to win more than what I could have won first and foremost to make up for the hell the hurt the pain 15 years bitch I would literally I'll be helping your fucking new less I'd be helping my will friend while she a little bit We helping I'd be helping the people I need to help and I love you Josh. I would help me feel a trick. Why is she still wanting me? I'll be down, I would help you feel good. Why would you still want me? And I would be down before I'd Jessica. And if you did, I would still help you feel good because I think it's so adorable. One little Victoria Point, second apply our clock tower dream house. Just a fucking ignore it. Let me get it. Okay. You've been going on and on and on, so I'm gonna… I was just gonna say a fucking bloody ignore it. It's all stupid shit. I'm not. I'm sure. Oh, it is for me. Every time that I get to suggest it's a joke, isn't it? But what matters is on, like, is it for us? Do you know? I'm not. He does you too, but because I'm so Virginia. I just came here, like, I don't even know, it's the same day. I just came here to live in a new, I don't even know what's the same way. I just think it would be a little bit more. Oh really? Yes, because he does use it. Okay, so if you want to stay over and tell me next to you some funny, hey, I won't deliver. If I want to say anything, it, you too, you know, you're doing it. I have been so impressive. You've been doing it. Yeah. I live in Virginia, right. So ever since I've been one, and they would use you to make it work. So there was one thing on it, you two. We live right now. Like, aha, I was in cover some bullshit door dash orders. It's like bitch for the door for my email, why the fun to want it? It's cool with my fans send me things. But like what the trolls do, it's just like, oh my God, people are such losers, dude. Just go ahead and tell the hand away and I'm not worried about it. Well they say it really for life and I listen to the people who are looking at. You can get the great comments in the interview, like my three, you know, like and you know, like, you know, like,, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people,, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, I'm sorry to bother me. It's just people. People stuff. Yeah. Most of them. Most of them. And why the hell is this argument? And why the hell is this argument? I don't know. A lot of your change. Yeah. We're working on the wild animal we're doing in that. But, well, I'm sorry to bother. Yeah, don't fucking worry about it. I won't eat those, that's fucking disgusting, I won't touch those. What the fuck are these? Flam on wine. I'll say thank you for that though. Okay, yeah, flam and hot Wine, I'll eat these. Do a food review on them later. Thank you for the times, whoever you are. Yeah, thank you. I was gonna order those for hard for and getting any better. Oh, come on, fucking pop out of that pussy, bitch. Pop that pussy, pop that, fuck, poop. How do you make the pussy, Josh? figure it out, Pop that pussy bitch. Pop that… How do you make the pussy pop, Josh? Figure it out. Get that clit hard. Make that pussy horny, Josh. They can't out. I don't need one or two. One. I couldn't even get one out. Oh, holy shit. What? And nothing. Women. Joshie's gonna spill it. No, you're gonna spill it, baby. I'm not gonna spill it. I'm not gonna spill it. Well, you were. That one was lemon. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Slaying hot. Lomone crunchy. Lomone. Crunche. I didn't hit you, did I? No, you're good. I'm fine. You can hate your trolls. Fucking hate your trolls. Other trolls can suck my dick. That's my job. Oh. She said it. I didn't say shit. So I was just saying like ignore the fucking troll sending me bullshit through Dordash. They're mad because you showed up they're fucking mad because they can't get a girlfriend or the girl they have in their life is complete shit yeah it is very true what it is very true and what is this oh you're a little flaming honey yeah she goes I'm gonna eat those because those look delicious oh I'm not touching them that's fine I'm not touching, I'm not touching me. That's fine. I'm not touching me, I'm not throwing away. I'm not doing it. What is this though? I want to figure out what this means. It's probably a happy meal because I think it's funny to say me. Oh, okay, how is this to make double you fucking I would literally tell my boss to suck my fucking fake transplant dick because my trolls do that crap they say me McDouble with nothing but the boss and the condom and I'm like I don't waste my money on my YouTube trolls to fuck with them because I don't got to. Yeah but they probably have to suck dick to get that kind of money to troll you. So like is that dick even worth sucking to fucking to fucking troll you like that? Because that is miserable dick cock sucking right now. It is what it is. You know smike my ass, Joe. Yeah, I want to smike your ass. harder. Don't knock me into the screen. Not into next, what they're, not in the next Saturday. I knocked all the stuffed animals off. No, animal abuse. Yeah, no shit. That's alright. I got it. Okay. Isn't it cute? Yes, that's what I'm saying, like the stuff that I know those people send me are so cute. I don't know why I get salves on. Okay, we're good. Charles is so mad dude. It's just saying the trolls are so mad. Oh I thought you said something else. No no no no no. my choice of someone has a Jessica's here and all they can do is cry about it and fucking send her stupid shit to Dordash and fucking talk shit in the comments I'm like well dude if you Fucking quit sucking Cobra's cop for five minutes. Maybe you could find a check and get a little platform on YouTube. How you go back up? Don't even acknowledge his chat? No, I know. I just wanted to, I wasn't going to acknowledge it. I just, I did not fart. Josh farted, you stupid. I didn't fucking fart. I'm sorry for farting in front of my lady friend. I tried to hold it in, but I'm like, it slipped out, dude. Like, oh my god, Josh is such a pig, right? Fuck off, dude. Okay, first off, it doesn't stink, Jimmy. Thank you, asked Josh. He said it tastes and smells good, so fuck you. I didn't say it, those are his worst. Like, okay, shit. those are his words, Okay, shit. Those are his words. I didn't say that. Nothing on me stinks. Yeah, it comes out. Ah, yeah. Come sit on what? Papa's lap. Oh, fuck. Pop a good? We're too busy having sex right now, sorry. trying to get a nut, thank you. Jesus, fuck. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, people are more obsessed with me than I am with, I was like, Jesus, fuck. I'm telling you, people who are more obsessed with me than I am with all this all day on this one and it's not fucking healthy. I can't, I can't. Josh! You know, when we cut up on the field, you have to know us tiniest ladies. Thank you. Yeah. Ohh. Why are you so cute? Why are you so cute? Because I was made taking it for you? That's why. Nobody else. Oh my god, when I take these shots, they fucking hurt my chest. Well, if they're your shasten then don't take them. No, but it's because it's… whatever the way they make this alcohol. If it didn't taste this good, it wouldn't be this bad.. No, but it's because it's whatever the way they make this out all If it didn't taste this good it wouldn't be this bad No, no, get your feet off. No, you're gonna break that. No, we're not breaking anything over here in the Cobra Cantina except His dry spell thank you you you know I speak to these I joshe like You lock the door they're not gonna come in. Hey! We're having sex! Can we fuck around here? It's probably one of my friends. I think it's Bob. Yeah, hold up up one second. Can you get up? Well this is gonna happen all fucking night. No it's not. A work act. literally taste like chocolate peanut butter. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you see. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is it now? Wasn't my buddy Bob. It was just some random. Why did it sound like Bob though? I don't know, dude. Did you hear him? Because it sounds it. Bob's good people. But it sounded just like him when he was here earlier. Yeah, it did. It sounded just like him. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, go away with that far smell. Yeah, that super romantic thing, but the troll is going to eat that up. like Jessica, why are you with him? He's a smelly boggler, only does his farting, poops, pants. Who where? Like if it's paid for, leave it up my fucking door, dude. The trolls do this crap because the jealous of me and Jessica, it's what it is. Fucking ridiculous. That's all right. I'm glad you're feeling better. No, every time I like take a shot of that stuff I have like soaked for myself because it's like I'm sorry when I was drinking that rum on a daily basis they never did that to me I'm sorry you feel out way no I'm fine I feel fine now no lighter Josh I got to pick a piss. You got a lighter? Do I got a lighter? Yes, I do. Why? Hey, nothing else like. Incent sticks, just gonna crack a window and you know. I'll catch you late at YouTube. Oh, are you leaving? Yeah, it won't hurt the U.S. money.