Original Video: Fuck you KingKobraJFS

Look what I have here! My BC-rich Warlock revenge series guitar, custom painted by yours truly. I think I shall open up this video with one song. We should all know it by now. If you're an American like myself and you don't know this song, there's something wrong with you. Weed the people. Where in their shirt support our troops for smoking cannabis for their PTSD boom and because our founding father smoked it and on top of that the Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper so was the United States Constitution go figure Benjamin Franklin wore clothing made out of hemp George Washington smoked weed for his tooth aches Benjamin Franklin smoked weed Abraham Lincoln smoked weed a lot of our founding father smoked weed. the Oh look, it's the National Anthem. I was told that I couldn't play the National Anthem. Oh look where I just did right there. I'm I'm I'm Anyways, the reason why I was not able to… keeper cast yesterday is because I had to work and I would be getting paid ten dollars an hour but it's only seven dollars an hour right now until we can get stuff figured out I work which I don't mind either way you shape it I'm still getting paid you know and when I watched the newest episode of keeper cast I noticed that the phony king Cobra decided to make an appearance. This motherfucker is so delusional. Oh, hold on a second. What the fuck is that? Get that off of there. Okay, there we go. In fact, when he saw his fucking little bit that he did on keeper cast, he was even smoking out of a real pipe. He was hitting a fucking vapor pen. Okay, and he noticed that when I smoke my pipe, you see it right in front of me directly on camera. And on top of that, on top of that, the dude orders a Charlie McCarthy doll and then tries to paint it to look like Sean's eyes. But the one thing he failed to realize is that Sean's were green, not brown. And um… I got a text message, hold on a second. Oh, for my buddy Toffer, what's good? Now I haven't written chords for the song Troll Slayer yet, but I will. I would like to introduce a good friend of mine, Warlord Campbell, who's been a friend of mine for a lot, for like three years. So, yeah, if you want to, you know, say what you got to say. What is good, YouTube? I don't know. I'm not very familiar with YouTube. I only have one video on my channel. I have three subscribers and two likes. I have lived here, my family's long had a long history here. I don't give a fuck. This is bullshit. Okay? A lot of bullshit. I don't give a fuck. My name isn't warlord for nothing. Okay? Don't like me? Don't like my fucking tortur chick? I'll kiss you in the face. Because we're warriors. And the phony King Cobra is such a delusional fucking retard. And on top of that, this motherfucker, this motherfucker, dude, it's pathetic. Okay, and first of all motherfucker When you hit tobacco pipe you got to have a fucking lighter Yeah Yeah, I'll show that here in a bit I'll read this text message real quick from tofer it says I'll eat you what tofer sent to me Now when I saw the episode of Keepercast, episode number five, the phony King Cobra JFS accused one of my good friends of smoking spice, and he doesn't, obviously, and I sent Toffer a message saying, Scott doesn't smoke spice and to for said I figured I knew that guy was lying but I prefer to let an idiot talk it only makes him look more stupid and less credible fuck these idiot trolls dude I think you should debut troll Slayer on the show, just sent you some cash, I said, okay, thanks, and he sent me a message. At the end of the day, the only people that suck are the ones that pretend to care about you, but are actually fucking your life up. They suck. Yes, they do. You know, and one of the reasons why I try to keep my YouTube away from my parents is because, well, some of the things I do on my YouTube channel, my parents aren't going to agree with some of the things I say on my channel, you know, and another reason why I try to keep my parents away from my YouTube channel is because I don't like the fact that they have to witness their only son being bullied on YouTube. You know? And I fucking hate bullies people. Yeah. I was the bullied and the bullies in high school. And this phony King Cobra motherfucker, my dad sent him a message. He's like, oh, do you like picking on people with Down syndrome? You got a channel for that too, you know? And like this dude's clueless. And eventually, the phony King Cobra JFS is going to get what's coming to him. And he's going to rule the day he made fun of me. Oh, and I want to interject here, YouTube. I work in a dish pit. I work in a dish pit with the real Gothic King Cobra. And if you work in that dish pit, I ain't ever seen you there before. Right? So seriously, if you work there, we'll step outside. Right? So seriously, if you work there, we'll step outside. And check this out. On a side note, a lot of the waitresses prefer me over the head dishwasher who's been there for 13 years, because I go in there, I get my shit done. Just saying. I have only had one day off in the past 12 days. If you had worked there, I'd know it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right now, I have 53 hours of normal time and 10 hours overtime. So if you were there there I'd know it. Yeah. Really it's the ultimate form of flattery when someone wants to be you so badly. This phony King Cobra JFS loves to suck my dick because that's all he's doing. You know. When I spoke on camera you can see me spoke on camera. And when you saw the um, the keeper cast interview with this phony King Cobra, his ventriloquous skills were so bad, he had to hide behind Sean. His little, fucking intimidation, his little impersonation of Sean. In fact, in fact, give me your son. This is, this is the real Sean. What's up, you too? How's it going? Hey Sean, how the fuck are you? I'm doing good man. I got me a girlfriend. You did? Yeah.. What's your girlfriend's name? Man, I got me a girlfriend. You did? Yeah! What's your girlfriend's name? Fun-sized Felicia. All you're dating Fun-sized Felicia? Right on. She works at Hot Topic. She's 21 and she's a midget. But she don't care. That's good, that's good. Oh, by the way, Josh. What's up, what's up, Sean, what's up, Josh, what's up, Sean? Thank you. For what? Setting me up. Oh, setting you up with Fun Size Felicia? You're welcome. You're welcome. You two happy together? Well, to tell you the truth, she says your dick's way better, but mine gets the job done. Wait, I didn't think you had a dick. I didn't think so either. But then one day, me and fun-sized Felicia were fucking or about to, and my dick just magically appeared. No shit. Wow. Hey, Sean. What's up? Warlord Campbell here just I just want to point you ever notice that your entire body is the shape of a dick This motherfucker right here be nice. Well, of course warlord Campbell's an asshole. Ha ha. He knows it proud of it too So Sean, where do you work? I work at a funeral home you do. Yeah, I'm used to seeing assholes with no lives and the fake King Cobra JFS is no exception. I would say, you know, the usual joke, but I twisted it because, you know, yeah. Sean, you fucker. I'm used to seeing ourselves with no lives, and tonight's no exception. Uh-huh. I got a joke for you, Sean? and tonight's no exception. Oh. You fuck her? You fuck her up and he goes, you fuck her? You brought her? Ha ha ha! Ah. Ah. Hey Sean, do you have any jokes? Yeah, I got a joke. What's a necrophiliac's favorite band? I don't know Sean, what is a necrophiliac's favorite band? The Grateful dead! grateful dead? Give me some of that. What? Fits my string, you tell me. It's kind of better, okay. I mean, as far as this is concerned with this guy being the real King Cobra, who made this, you know, deal on keeper cast, well, if he's the real King Cobra, I'm fucking Princess Peach. Right? Well, yeah, yeah, I thought. Give me some last cigarette. Okay, calm down. God. Any day. Oh, nicotine. Yeah. Well the real King Cobra, please stand up. We're the real King Cobra, please stand up. Whoop! Whoop! I repeat, where the real King Cobra, please. I should make a song like that for my next album. Y'all like I can't ever stand autistic before slamming through the door, fucking Costellus' mom, but she's a fucking dirty ass horror. a return of the old nothing, you idiot. That mother fuck is dead. It's locked to my basement. Ha ha! You know, I like good battles where they try to prove who's the better and who's the real. You know? Yeah. If you ain't real to yourself, how can you be real to everyone else? Right. I mean, King Coburn, you've always been real with me. Yeah. I always be real with you. I'm a real fucking ass-all. Right? No one asked you, Sean. Fuck you. I'm really nice to my friends, and the ones I consider brothers. I'm fucking dying't my brother. And I can't say you're my enemy, because my enemies, I love to you. And you know what? The phony King Cobra JFS, dude, your obsession with lying to be me, it's disturbing. You need mental help. No shit! Ah!… I've been getting mental help for years. Oh, fair points. Ha! I'm still a sick sadistic bastard. And truth be told, YouTube, I might be working next Tuesday when Keepercast airs again. So that's why I'm making this video right now to address the issue. Well, I'm kind of offended by this too, because out of all the people that he brought into the video, who have been mentioned many times in the video, or even have, you know, videos where they've been featured, I've been mentioned many times in the video or even have you know videos where they've been featured. I've been mentioned in videos. This will be the first one I've been featured in and he don't know me. Now she has said that he might mention you in his video too. Oh he might but when he does you know there there's a thing called slander people. Yeah. And uh… Yeah. And uh…… uh… I had to pause to think of an answer. So fucking obvious. So fucking obvious. And your little interview with keeper cast, you're all panning the camera on your dummy and I'm here doing it and right here in front of you. Look at that. Yeah! Who's a better ventriloquist now you stoothed no other fucker you know I had to drink so much of that crap with my ears I think it's gone to my bladder ah what kind of crap you talking about oh that's bad crap that you know think synthetic goes right to be like water mm-hmm yep I have an idea of where to mail off Ozzy Osborne's wand. I just need to and I'm actually making money. I have an idea of where to mail off Ozzy Osborns wand. I just need the money for it. It's not going to cost me that much, you know what I'm saying? And, yeah. Can you show him Ozzy's wand? Oh, the wand they made for Ozzy Osbourn? Yeah! But that means you have to go back on the shelf. I'm cool with it, you cool with it? Yeah, okay.. Boy, howdy, what's up. That's phony King Cobra likes to suck your dick, doesn't he? Yeah, that phony King Cobra likes to suck your dick, doesn't he? Yeah, that phony King Cobra likes to suck my dick. until I come in the back of his fucking throat and guzzles on it. Sick, I know, right?, his obsession with me. Whoa, quit fuel in slantish there. Come on, what? Quit fuel in slantish. Slant ash is the hermaphrodite goddess of sex and pleasure and pain. So yeah, for all you sadistic motherfuckers or a masochist, yeah, that's your god's right there. God either way you prefer it, you know.pah, ha. But no, I kind of like to cast God corn. I mean, he might be that God of war and honor, but, you know, he will not stab you in the back. That's one that you can trust on corn. But you can trust that he will stab you. Yeah. The back, just to stab you again. And um, come on photo booth, you can do it, there we go. But what's pathetic is how the phony King Cobra tries to act like he knows vapor and shit and it's just it's sad dude Hey, King Cobra, what's up? You think he has to pull his hood back just to take a piss? Oh, oh, oh oh Oh Oh, I mean, I don't think we call those cobras. I think we call those turtles. aha they gotta come out of their shell Yeah, so the phony King Cobra his new name is Dothic King Turtle. As long as he doesn't take Gammeraw as his name, because I'd have to, I'd have an issue with that. Gammeraw's a bad ass. Yeah. He was also my friend, Carl. All right, Sean, I want to stick you back on the shelf so I can show these fine folks on YouTube what a real one for Ozzy Osbourne looks like. All right. Hey, at least he's not sticking in the closet. Right? Because he'd have to come out at some point. Oh. I'm such a dick! I'm such a dick! Or as my good friend 9 likes to say, Dick! Yeah, the phony King Cobra JFS should come out of the closet because he has this weird gay obsession with me. He wants to be me so god damn bad. But guess what? There's only one Gothic King Cobra, and that's this guy right here. And I'm sorry but… Yeah exactly. You gotta know how to like it before you can beat it. Oh! That goes both ways. Yes! Yes! Yeah! But seriously don't go to Ask the Mouth unless you like that thing. Ha ha! But seriously don't go to ask the mouth unless you like that thing. All right Sean, I'll put you back up on your shelf. Say bye to YouTube, buy you too. Whoa, did you just fart on my lap? Yes. Can I tell you a secret? What's that? Uh oh god damn it dude, what the fuck did you eat? Your mom? Just kidding. Aha! Sick motherfuck. Oh, you ate my biological mom, did you? You like the taste of psychotic cunt, don't you? Shut up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we don't need to mention my ex-wife here. Come on. Oh, oh, okay, don't bring here.. Oh no, definitely, no, come on. I mean there might be a warlord, but damn, World War 3 almost started over that shit. Whoo! He was talking about his biological mother. What the fuck is your ex-wife? I have to do with it. S psychotic, cut? Oh, yeah, yeah. I still love the woman! Okay, Sean, you're going back up on the shelf. More Sean saw your skits will come available when I get the time and actually write them This right here YouTube is the wand I made for Ozzy Osbourn. It has his name right there Ozzy and then on the side of it on the side of it come on photo booth on the side of it says the side of it come on a photo booth on the side of it it says rock and roll and then we got a 666 right there a pentagram and then right there got the cross and then it says sweet leaf right there and then and then it says sweet leaf right there and then and then it says sweet leaf right there and then and then and then and then… and then… and then… and then… and then… and then… and then… and then… and then it says sweet leaf right there and then and then right here it says Prince of Darkness and it wraps around the side of it right here so this is the wand that made for Ozzy Osbourne. And I did a damn good job making this. Like the phony King Cobra JFS is so-called one for Ozzy, it looks like shit. It looks like shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, it looks like shit. Okay, this, this right here, is a finely crafted wand. Oh yeah. I'm not even a person that really practice so of course it's not going to break. And uh, when it comes to magic dude, I mean, I'm not even a person that really practices magic or anything like that. But I can tell you for one fact, I got more magic in my dick than you got in your wand. Oh. Yeah. Like, magic. My motherfucker. Oh. I mean seriously, look at these ads. Yeah. I only got a four pack right now. Because I drank the other four. school you would have called me fat I would have fucking knocked him the next week right call me fat now you notice on the keeper cast interview with the phony king Cobra when he's all trying to smoke this pipe of his you know I'm saying he doesn't do it directly on camera so I'll take all these cigarette butts that I have in my ashtray here I'll show you what it looks like when you smoke a pipe on camera. Go ahead and squeeze all that tobacco out of them butts just like that. What? Oh, squeeze the butts and you're like, oh, okay, I get what you're doing. ha ha ha ha. Well, I like to squeeze butts I should have a nice rounded firm female butts Well, the thing is they never take their clothes off. You probably want to know most of them were female What I've had her mafordite girlfriend. Eww. She looked the same when you flipped her over. Oh. Oh. I'm just a sickness motherfucker. Yeah. I don't. You know, I have little to no interest in dating just because I get rejected all the god damn time and it gets tiresome after a while getting told no every fucking time. So I'm like you know I'll just do my thing and if the right girl comes along then she comes along she doesn't oh fucking well what I fucking hate is getting hit on all the time oh it sounds so terrible it kind of is a blessing and a curse at the same time because you get hit on by some people that you really don't want to get hit on by oh that that I could understand when you're getting hit on by some people that you really don't want to get hit on by. Oh well that that I can understand when you're getting hit on by people you're not into that's yeah I get that. now granted it fell into it I can hit it like a caveman. Exactly. All guerrillas dad's hoo-hoo-huh!-huh! Exactly. All guerrillas tell me, the man, you really are a space marine. You have no fear. I go, what do you mean by that? Because even Godzilla is looking at that matter the body, I mean. But I kind of have this habit of getting with crazy psychotic women. Yeah, you do. Nothing matter if they're fat, ugly, or hot. At least the hot ones are worth it. Right? Looks are not everything, but I gain God damn to you if there's no mutual sexual attraction it's just not going to happen. Unless you're really desperate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. this one, okay one more cigarette but should fill up my pipe here. I want to show you, like it's so obvious this dude's this phony King Cobra JFS is hitting a fucking vape pen while he's interviewing it because you hear him sit the pipe down and then you hear him push the button on his gay ass fucking vape pen and then you hear him trying to act like he's all smoking a pipe and shit like motherfucker. Okay, so this is how you smoke a tobacco pipe. You take your pipe tool, make sure your tobacco is not packed down too tight. Give it a charlite. You can also use matches if you like. Yep. Give it a charlite, tamp it down, so that the cake on the ash is nice and even. And then you line it again. Sex is like a box of KFC chicken. First, you nibble on the legs, then you nib on the thighs, then you nib on the breast, and when you're done, you got a greasy's box, stick your boni. to close, you add to bed, you divide the legs, and hope to God you don't multiply. Unless you're like me, you do. Ain't happened yet. I was at a party. I had to punch alcohol. I had some weed. You know, I had some other good things, you know, some, some, some, shrooms. They were nice. They were good. I had, you know, a couple, ex-the-sea pills., some, you know, some shrooms, they were nice, and you know, they were good. I had, you know, a couple, ex-the-sea pills, some you'll paint ladies. They were nice, they were meth-based though. Don't ever try that. It was freaky. I ended up fucking waking up on the mountain. And my Ninja Gear, no less. a video on YouTube. These two guys were going down this bike trail, right? Yeah. It was on the cast from out and late tonight and they had the headlights and the cameras on their helmets and shit. Well the first one passes this dark shadowy figure and then the dark shadowy figure is walking into the path and freezes, turned around, set back on his wheels and laid on his side and the guy goes, shh, it walks off. Oh damn. You look at that video, if you can ever find it, I haven't been able to find it for a while. I can tell you it's me. And I know for a fact it's me. People think I'm not that strong because I'm skinny and scrawny. Well, looks hard to see. I mean, how? Looks hard to see. I mean, Jesus. You can find all kinds of stuff out there as deceiving. It might look nice and pretty, but it could be deadliest, but like a black lotus. I mean, I don't have a six-pack, mind you, but yeah, I'll look good for my size. If, if, how much muscle you had and how good you looked, depending on how attractive you were, then there'd be a lot of people, I know, that don't have any attractiveness whatsoever, but yet they are perfectly fucking happy. Right. I got a friend who weighs 450 pounds. And he's perfectly happy being that big. Right? Because at least he knows if he wants to kick your ass all he has to do is just lay on you. Right? None deal dead over. And seriously dude, if you got a problem with me, give me a time, give me a place. I'll be there. Will you? Right. I don't know, every person's ever called me out, I showed up. Where were they? It's so obvious that the phony King Cobra JFS is a delusional retard. So fucking obvious. You know, I'm not one about singing in public unless it's karaoke because I'm drunk and I don't give a fuck. This is my wand right here. Yeah, thanks Dick. I had to walk home in that shit. Sorry, I was doing it for a YouTube video and… Oh, it's all good. There's a reason why I'm Logan Stormbang, man. We don't just go by one. Uh, uh, but anyone who knows my name, knows my name. Hey Josh, what? My butt just sent a kiss to the fake king gober. He farted nice. Yeah. Silent but deadly. Ha ha ha. It's not going to be one that should affect them right away. It's going to take it a little bit time and swelter and build and you know, count down like a fucking bomb. Let's go boo! the What's that? When you see people like concerts and stuff, is when you see people at concerts and stuff and they're all using the horn, and you're like, hmm, and you ask them, who came up with that? And they can't tell you, I'm just going on and then don't use the motherfucker. Just don't, come on, don't. Muscle mass. That's something that the fake King Cobra JFS does not have. Well there you have it folks. A video calling out that motherfucker once again. I know it's not the right thing to do. You shouldn't feed trolls, but then again… I like to feed trolls because they get nice and fat and slow. Yeah, basically in other words, you too, for that faking cover, up yours. Yeah. And if he makes a video response to this video or talks about it on on keepercast or whatever he's only feeding me if you ask me. Well not to mention there's me too. Yeah I mean I love it when people talk smack. I love it when people try to start a fight and talk shit because I love fighting. I mean, yeah, it's just, the blood starts boiling in my veins and the Viking need me comes out and I'm just like, ohhh. Thank God I'm related to Eric the Redden. Right. Well, actually I'm not a big fan of God, he's kind of a prick in my eyes, but teach their own, teach their own. I mean, you can worship the dark shit on the fucking front lawn, for all I give a fuck. I don't know why you want to worship shit, but… mm-hmm…. all I know is that for surgery comes out and And on top of that you see the fake King Cobra JFS trying to wear makeup to try to copy my complexion. It's pathetic You can clearly see it on camera. The dude's wearing a shit ton of fucking skin tone to try to match my pale complexion. And it's like, dude, you were so pathetic. Oh, also the lighting in this room and that camera you got does kind of lie sometimes depending on how you move. Right, right. And then on top of that, on top of that, like, On top of that, like, that pot leafy ring you got, yeah, you didn't buy that from that chick at the mall like I did. You just copying me, dude. It's pathetic. It truly is pathetic. I guess when someone wants to be really badly, you know, like I said, I take it as a form of flattery to save the least. Why not be yourself? Yeah, why not be yourself? Because you're afraid to be original. You can't be original so you have to copy my shit. Sorry, I'm unique. I'm one of the kind. Yeah. There ain't no one else out there like me. Yeah. There ain't no one else out there like me. Right? Well anyway, this is King Cobra JFS, the one and only with another video. Thank you for watching. And I'll catch you Cool Cats and Cool Cobras later. Oh!